The cold war between silver boats and copper coins escalated into physical violence.
Two big dumplings rolled from the east to the west of the second floor. Tongqian messed up things, was short of breath and guilty, and was basically beaten by Yinzhou unilaterally.
Zhou Yan originally wanted to make a heartwarming video, but in the end he collapsed—Mr. Tong has his own style of painting, and anyone who goes in will be misled.
Zhou Yan stared blankly at the two big cats. After two seconds of silence, Yinzhou rushed over and wrestled with the copper coins.
He is in charge of editing and subtitle operations, and he can't force the sand sculpture to be sensational.
Unexpectedly, as a UP master, he would understand the difficulty of star transformation.
Zhou Yan watched the two big cats roll in front of the camera dumbly: "It's too difficult for me."
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This week's update of Cat Cafe happened to be meal time.
The cover of the video is Yinzhou, and the title is "If your coach is fluffy..."
Fans: Is it actually the video of Brother Yinzhou today? !
I couldn’t wait to start the video, and the first thing I saw was a cat climbing frame. For fans of proud old fans or netizens who have been to cat cafes, they can tell at a glance that this is the climbing frame on the second floor.
As the camera zoomed in, three fur balls on the climbing frame clearly appeared on the screen.
Xiaoman and Dashu kept trying to jump up, but because they were overweight and small in size, they always fell back after taking off a few centimeters. They couldn't jump up several climbing frames like other big cats.
Two chubby cats were holding onto the higher floor, pulling themselves into round cat strips, raising their heads and staring upwards, maintaining this position for a long time without wanting to move.
Barrage:
"Hahahahaha, it looks like me exercising."
"Xswl's belly is so obvious in this posture, both Xiaoman and Dashu have the potential to be store managers."
"Touch my belly, it's protruding like a big potato."
"No, no, you're not so cute."
In the video, Yinzhou seemed a little helpless. He jumped down to demonstrate to the two kittens, and then jumped down to gently lick the ears of the two kittens, encouraging them to jump up.
Barrage:
"If I have such a cute coach QAQ, then I can too!"
"Yin Zhou, come and supervise Ma Ma's exercise, I can walk ten cats like Yin Zhou!"
"If Baby Yinzhou is an anthropomorphic person, it should be a gentle little Zhengtai... Damn, I can do it! Imagine him telling me to work hard by the side with a helpless face..."
"Hold on, Yin Zhou is just a fluffy one!"
Although Dashu is fatter than Xiaoman, but compared to the coquettish Xiaoman, he is an obedient cat that reassures all adults—when Xiaoman is lazy, he can still insist on jumping on the climbing frame.
However, Dashu's reaction was a bit slower than that of normal cats. Even if he realized that his claws slipped and fell backwards, his physical reaction could not keep up.
The moment it fell, Yinzhou jumped down.
He is faster than ordinary pet cats, falling like a silver-gray arrow.
There are many people in the barrage who have been to the cat cafe, typing on the keyboard firmly:
"I must have caught it! Our Yinzhou is super fast! He caught Xiaoman just like that last time!"
"I have always felt that Yinzhou is not like a short leg, but like a snow leopard, and its habits are quite similar."
But this time, although Yinzhou caught it, he didn't catch it firmly.
Netizens clearly saw that after Yinzhou grabbed the big potato, it sank suddenly, and when it landed on the platform, its center of gravity shifted, and it fell down before it stood firm!
The camera suddenly slowed down, and netizens could clearly observe Yinzhou's movements in mid-air—Yinzhou dexterously adjusted his landing posture with Dashu, and when he turned around, his body could turn to an astonishing degree, soft and dexterous, even in mid-air There is no place to borrow strength, and the posture is easily changed.
Yinzhou has a pair of extraordinarily clear golden eyes, the pupils dilate slightly with the change of light, showing a calmness and firmness that is inconsistent with the cute appearance under the slow motion. How many cats can land steadily.
He is obviously just a little cutie, but his demeanor is unexpectedly calm, like a gentle big brother. This kind of contrast is so cute that it takes the lives of the parents of Yun in front of the screen every minute - look at Yinzhou and then look at the unlucky children at home, it's really - no, they don't seem to have cats.
but! Cloud raising cats is also raising ah! Parents of Yun cheered: Even if our Yinzhou made a small mistake when landing on the climbing frame, there must be no problem landing!
Then the slow motion ended, and a shadow swished over, smoothly colliding with the silver boat that was about to land.
The whole screen went dark, and a certain anime music that was very popular some time ago played, and an arrow saying "to be continued" appeared in the lower right corner.
Fans: "???"
Fans who were eating and watching the video almost choked rice grains up their noses.
Suddenly the sand sculpture is too much!
We are still eating at this point!
…
"So you want to reconcile with Yinzhou?"
Pei Shiyi held up the copper coin and said amusedly.
The listless big black cat hung its head: "Aww."
But it failed. Not only did the reconciliation fail, but Yinzhou seemed to be even more angry.
The copper coin gestured: "When I wanted to go up the climbing frame in the afternoon, he squatted on it, and then slapped me down, which made my forehead hurt. I sat under the climbing frame all afternoon. He pushed me back when I was jumping up, and now everyone knows that I made him angry."
While talking, this silly cat was very good at acting, he acted as two cats, and gave Pei Shiyi and Bo Jin a scene reenactment.
Bo Jin: "How did you make him angry before?"
This is really strange, although Yinzhou Copper Coin always fights, but it is a daily play, this time for real
Pei Shiyi smiled and said: "The last time he recorded the video, he said that Yinzhou's legs are short, and our Yinzhou is at a good age, so of course he got angry."
Bo Jin rubbed the cat's head: "And then?"
Copper coin: "..."
Pei Shiyi made fun of the copper coins and never showed mercy: "Then he thought of a bad idea of a hero to save the beauty - today Dashu fell off the climbing frame when he was exercising..."
He explained the matter briefly.
"Heroes save the beauty?" Bo Jin pinched the cat's ears, slightly surprised, "You still know this?"
The copper coin cat is wronged: "I didn't listen to what they humans said about the suspension bridge effect, that is, the rescued person will be grateful to the person who saved him, and from then on he is willing to give half of the climbing frame to another person. .”
Pei Shiyi: "..."
Bo Jin: "..."
The two looked at each other, a little dazed: Why do humans divide climbing frames, what does this kid usually listen to in cat cafes
Bo Jin pondered for a moment: "It doesn't have to be a hero to save the beauty, I'll teach you."
Copper coin: "Huh?"
Pei Shiyi didn't react: "What do you teach?"
Bo Jin: "Teach him how to reconcile with Yinzhou."
Pei Shiyi took a sip of ice water and was very relieved: The bastard who only cooks and pets cats all day long finally knows how to worry about the psychological problems of furry children.
…
Director Bo really did what he said, and took the copper coins to the second floor to teach how to be a hero to save the beauty. Bo Jin refused to be listened to, and set up a barrier to block it.
Yin Zhou silently arched into Pei Shiyi's arms, Pei Shiyi lifted the quilt, let him show his head, and asked with a smile: "What's wrong?"
Yinzhou picked up his pajamas, tilted his head in confusion: "I don't know why I always feel cold."
Muffin, who was also lying in Pei Shiyi's arms, went over to lick him: "It's okay, it will be warm soon under the quilt."
The two hairballs huddled together and quickly fell asleep under Pei Shiyi's caress.
In the middle of the night, Bo Jin returned to the bedroom with the copper coins in his arms, and lay down beside Pei Shiyi. Pei Shiyi opened his eyes silently, turned over to face Bo Jin, and asked curiously, "What are you talking about? Can't you even tell me?"
Bo Jin lowered his eyes and kissed him: "You will know tomorrow."
Pei Shiyi thought: What kind of lawsuit is this? You won't really be a hero to save the beauty, will you
next day
Pei Shiyi poured himself a glass of water with ice cubes as usual in the morning, and took it to the first floor.
Although there are many employees in Maoca now, he, the boss, will not be completely idle. Before the employees come, they will also ventilate Maoca and change the carpet.
When he drew the curtains on the first floor, he hung the copper coins that had been squatting on his shoulders since the morning on the climbing frame.
The copper coin was in a hurry on the climbing frame: Why did he put him on the climbing frame? Bo Ju said that today he would show him how to be nice to others. What should I do if I can’t see clearly from a distance
Pei Shiyi didn't know what the copper money was thinking at all, he drew up the curtains and opened the window, and was about to turn around when Bo Jin, who was passing by him, suddenly turned around.
Pei Shiyi almost ran into his arms and stopped in time. He was able to react, but the water in the cup was poured out according to the inertia, and all the water was spilled on Bo Jin's clothes.
Pei Shiyi: "?" What's wrong with walking well and suddenly bumping into each other? Looking for something early in the morning, right
The copper coins on the climbing frame opened their eyes wide: here we come, on-site teaching is here!
Bo Jin: "My clothes are wet."
Pei Shiyi was annoyed: "You didn't ask for it?"
Pei Dafenghuang also disliked his wet and dripping boyfriend very much, so he pushed him away: "Go change your clothes."
Tongqian thought: Boju's method of pretending to be pitiful is not easy to use, so the next step is to be a hero to save the beauty? Director Bo said that if there is no opportunity, one must create an opportunity, so now is the time to create the conditions!
Bo Jin lightly tripped Pei Shiyi, and before Pei Shiyi lost his balance, he dragged Pei Shiyi and fell on the carpet.
Pei Shiyi squinted his phoenix eyes, and got really angry for the first time after confirming his relationship with Bo: "What's wrong with you today? Do you really want to fight?"
Bo Jin was pressed down by him, and when he heard this, he lifted his upper body a little, and kissed Pei Shiyi at the corner of his lips.
This time is exactly the time when all the cats come down to eat breakfast, so the fur kids are all on the first floor, and the movement of the two has already attracted their attention, so Pei Shiyi was kissed by his boyfriend in front of the fur kids a bit.
Pei Shiyi was taken aback.
Bo Jin: "This is a hero saving the beauty."
Pei Shiyi couldn't believe it: "Did you get infected by that silly cat?!"
He raised his head and looked around, just in time to meet a pair of round cat eyes.
Pei Shiyi: "..."
Got it, the bastard just wanted to show off his big one.
The author has something to say: Director Bo: Is it purely for show? No, it's just to pave the way for one day to kidnap your boss.