There is silence in this family from time to time.
They had nothing to say, Chen Zhan pondered the deep meaning of those words... Was he suspecting that he was in an interracial love while blaming the system for why he didn't speak human words early, or suggesting that he could communicate verbally.
Seeing the haze in Yin Ronglan's eyes, he felt that the latter was more likely.
Gently patted the other person's face: "Look clearly, there are forty-nine here."
Even if it is cheating, there is no need to find so many outliers, otherwise it will develop into a crowd and trouble sooner or later.
Yin Ronglan's eyes were deep: "That's why you locked them with chains?"
"..." Chen Zhan emphasized: "I have nothing to do with these things."
Yin Ronglan poked with his finger, the first one didn't stand firm, and a row of balls fell down: "What? I remember seeing them as having facial features."
The same question, Chen Zhan asked the system a long time ago, but unfortunately it was perfunctory.
[System: The host can be regarded as a mutation caused by intimate contact.]
Chen Zhan silently touched the kitchen knife to the side.
The system instantly chose to shut up.
My mind was quiet, but in reality there was still a swarm of people in the closet accusing Yin Ronglan of being the wicked person to file a complaint first.
Chen Zhan introduced: "This is also a kind of creature."
Yin Ronglan: "A creature that can speak human language?"
Chen Zhan: "Parrots can talk too."
Yin Ronglan: "But it has an IQ, and it's not low."
Chen Zhan said lightly: "There is also a local dog in the house, and it will even hide your slippers in a very hidden place."
By the way, I will pretend to be sick and sympathize.
Yin Ronglan's last gaze rested on the ball's face, such a big face with only one mouth with countless teeth in it.
"It's a big fuss." Chen Zhan was very calm: "Earthworms also have no eyes, no nose and no ears... To sum up, it's just a type of animal."
There is nothing special except that he looks strange and can speak human words and has an intelligent quotient.
Yin Ronglan lowered his head and thought for a moment: "I believe you won't lie to me, just like me."
If it weren't for the second half of the sentence, Chen Zhan would have really believed this sentence... After all, his expression was so sincere.
Yin Ronglan seems to want to stop the farce: "The cabinet is broken, put it in another place."
Chen Zhan thought about a few things, got rid of the refrigerator and wardrobe, and finally opened the locker under the bed board and stuffed it all in.
Yin Ronglan: "Don't feed?"
Chen Zhan: "They eat microbes secreted by the air."
Yin Ronglan smiled and couldn't help but touched the two curls on his head: "How did the college entrance examination biology pass?"
As soon as the joke came out, I felt that the original dull hair was not pressed down, but a few stood up.
Realizing that it was not good, he lowered his head again and saw that Chen Zhan's eyes were not good.
Before he could figure out which sentence was wrong, he asked in a gloomy tone, "How's your Chinese score?"
Yin Ronglan: "...It's okay."
At the same time as he spoke, he noticed that there were a few hairs curling up under his palm.
Chen Zhan smiled slightly: "Do you know what it means to be angry?"
Yin Ronglan hesitated for a moment, put down his hand, and nodded... He had already experienced it firsthand.
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Only by being infinitely close to death can one experience the true meaning of life: when Yin Ronglan kneeled and confessed his mistake, he proved the truth contained in this sentence with practice.
Originally planned to waste a day, because of various incidents, Chen Zhan sat opposite Yin Ronglan, facing the person kneeling like a statue, adding an update to the article "Male God".
Before long, he felt that he could publish another book, and he had already thought of the title—How to Live a Life Without Trust Between a Husband and Wife.
With knee pain, Yin Ronglan tried to save it again: "I have something to say."
Chen Zhan glanced at him: "Last words?"
Yin Ronglan pursed her lips and learned to shut up.
In the middle of the article, Wang Cheng called him to ask if he wanted to be on a variety show, specifying that it was a blind date show and letting him be an observer.
Chen Zhan refused.
Wang Cheng: "It's interesting, sit and take money."
Chen Zhan: "I can't handle my own family disputes well."
When Wang Cheng heard the gossip, he immediately raised his head: "A quarrel?"
Chen Zhan and Yin Ronglan looked at each other: "We have never had a pointless battle of words here... Are you right?"
Yin Ronglan nodded.
The last sentence was obviously not telling him, guessing that another living King of Hell might be present, Wang Cheng put away his gossip and said that he would turn down the variety show invitation.
It was the system that saved Yin Ronglan.
Just after Chen Zhan finished adding and updating, he heard that the system wanted to chat alone. This is to communicate through the brain, what he means is to say something quickly, the system is paranoid about the so-called sense of ritual.
Chen Zhan was going to the bedroom on the pretext of taking a nap. At this moment, Yin Ronglan received a call saying that he was going to the company.
Chen Zhan looked at him suspiciously: "The excuse is good."
Yin Ronglan: "This time it's true." At the end, he added, "You have to believe me."
Chen Zhan said with a 'hehe', waved his hand, and threw a thin coat over: "I need to cool down at night."
Yin Ronglan smiled and put on his coat to go out.
When he wasn't there, the system jumped out: "My IQ is over 70!"
The implication is to rebel, to be king.
Chen Zhan said 'congratulations' lightly, opened the bottle of red wine that Yin Ronglan auctioned at a high price at the charity party the other day, and poured a small glass: "Don't you have something to say?"
The system stared at the red liquid covetously: "Give me a glass too."
Chen Zhan glanced at it, found a very small cup, and filled it up.
Sitting on the threshold near the yard, Chen Zhan rested his hands on the ground and raised his head to feel the breeze.
The hands and feet were too short to hold the cup, so the system directly threw its face in and took a sip. In fact, the taste was a little lighter for it, but it still sighed contentedly: "Cool!"
Chen Zhan has been waiting for it to speak.
System: "I provoked a few thorns to rebel first and mess up the situation."
Chen Zhan raised his eyebrows... He would be looking for cannon fodder.
"What can I do for you?" asked perfunctorily.
System: "If the cleaning value budget is not enough, spread it out."
Chen Zhan took a sip of the wine glass, and suddenly lifted it up: "Divided and rebelled, you don't care about the feelings of your colleagues?"
The ball kicked its legs twice in the air, and didn't speak again until it was placed on the ground: "Every day there are opposites, and I'm not an exception."
"… "
Chen Zhan gave up inquiring about what kind of chaotic system it was in, and said quite realistically that he could be a sponsor: "What are the benefits of success?"
The system couldn't wait: "Give the host freedom."
Chen Zhan smiled but not smiled: "You, give me freedom?"
All the while it seems like every system is trying to escape itself.
The system changed the wording: "Help the host cheat in the college entrance examination?"
Chen Zhanpi smiled and said, "Did you forget that I came to this world, how many years old?"
What's more, the original body already has a diploma.
The system has no choice, ask him what he wants
"Freedom is one of them," Chen Zhan thought for a while: "Take away the system of all the stranded people in this world, and give them another chance to choose to return to the original world or stay."
He didn't want any more stranded people to calculate themselves for the whitewashing value.
The system agreed simply and neatly: "Yes!"
By the way, it is indicated that several systems that are imprisoned will be taken out for screening, and the useful ones will be left.
Chen Zhan had no objection, and fished it out from under the bed together with the chains.
The system asked him if he wanted to watch the battle.
Chen Zhan remembered what he said in the last chapter, saying that "Man God" is going to be three shifts today, and there is still one shift left. After struggling with himself for two seconds, he hung up a leave note that he thought was humorous: Going out to escape the calamity, the update will be postponed until tomorrow.
The mood of watching the play only accounted for three points, and the remaining seven points were worried that the system would be noticed when going out.
Fortunately, Yin Ronglan didn't drive to the company today, which was convenient for him.
Because of the last amnesia incident, Chen Zhan made full preparations this time, and went to the shopping mall and the building materials market to buy some food and supplies. The car drove all the way to the suburbs, and the scenery along the road became more and more desolate, and at the end, only lonely telephone poles could be seen. The only building nearby was a long-used factory, and Chen Zhan sat here to watch the battle.
The system has mentioned before that the rules are restricted, and the shot cannot be too much. Even if each of them only used part of their strength, the unrestrained fighting was quite scary to see.
It's still pretty smart, it only releases five at a time, chooses the best one to be the younger brother, and the rest is reserved for grain.
Chen Zhan leaned against the dilapidated pillar to eat snacks, and the phone kept vibrating. It's all from the weather forecast, a gale warning for a while, and a rainstorm warning for a while.
I don't know how long it took, the whirring wind swept over the body, and the audition finally announced a paragraph.
Chen Zhan got up and moved his numb legs, picked up the garbage bag he had eaten, and was about to leave.
The phone vibrated again, thinking it was the weather forecast. When I was about to ignore it, I found that the vibration was continuous. Look again... Jiang Ying's phone.
Chen Zhan connected: "Congratulations."
Jiang Ying: "I've lost a lot of work during this period, and I'm recuperating at home."
Chen Zhan said 'oh', this is normal in order to raise a baby.
"Then I saw your hot search for tribulation."
Chen Zhan thought that he was joking before going out, and then looked up at the dim sky with an unpredictable expression.
"It's just a coincidence."
I don't know why this kind of thing is also on the hot search... It really is the weekend, is everyone bored
Jiang Ying: "Someone took a picture of you buying a lightning rod an hour ago."
"… "
Jiang Ying: "It seems that I bought more than one."
Chen Zhan's eyelids twitched, a lesson from the past, this is not the fear of being struck by lightning, he doesn't want to lose his memory again because of watching the game.
The internet in this place is not good. I tried several times to get a signal. After reading the comments in the hot search, the whole person was not very good.
Jiang Ying was extremely patient today and never hung up the phone.
She is considered a high-IQ person who Chen Zhan has contacted with no abnormality so far. It is unlikely that she will call for no reason. Chen Zhan took the initiative to ask: "Is there anything you want to find me?"
Probably it was really boring to raise a fetus at home, Jiang Ying said one more sentence: "Guess."
Chen Zhan: "Let me be the child's godfather?"
A moment of silence. Jiang Ying: "You..."
Chen Zhan knew that he was influenced by Yin Ronglan and Lin Chiang, and maybe soon he would be able to split his personality like Mr. Wu: "I'm joking."
Jiang Ying: "It's for a show."
Chen Zhan: "Dating show?"
Jiang Ying: "..."
Chen Zhan: "...Don't get me wrong, I asked Wang Cheng to push this kind of show."
Jiang Ying sighed: "Let's take the lightning rod with you."
This may have really been hacked to the brain.
The author has something to say: Chen Zhan: If I knew earlier that the place to spend my honeymoon should be in a mental hospital, you and I will go to 'recuperate together. '
Yin Ronglan: …