"Suspiciousness is the easiest way to ruin a relationship." When working overtime and chatting with takeaway food, the subordinate sighed with emotion: "My daughter-in-law even suspects that I am not working at all, but go out to fool around."
This quarter was already busy, and the excessive workload made him irritable. Usually, the family members could explain to Yan Yuese when they asked, but yesterday he couldn't hold back the outbreak, and the two sides had a lot of quarrel.
After speaking, I couldn't help but look up at my boss: "I really envy you."
In terms of working hours, Yin Ronglan has the most people in the company, but he has never seen Chen Zhan come to check his post.
Thinking that the subordinates didn't eat takeout here, he asked humbly for advice: "Can you tell me how you did it?"
Yin Ronglan glanced at him, and when the subordinate regretted asking this question, he said slowly: "It's very simple, but you have to do one thing for me first."
The subordinate stood up and raised his chest: "You ordered."
Yin Ronglan: "Give me the lobster in your bowl."
"..." The subordinate looked down for a long time, no matter how he looked at it, it was a bowl of the most common egg fried rice, so he didn't see much egg flower.
"No lobster."
Yin Ronglan asked again, "What can't be destroyed?"
When the subordinate was thinking hard, Yin Ronglan sighed softly: "Nature is something that does not exist."
When the subordinate thought of something, his throat moved: "I mean..."
"This kind of nothingness did not exist between me and him in the first place."
It was only through misunderstanding and concealment that the two of them got to where they are today.
The subordinate's eyes widened, and he smiled for a while: "You really know how to joke."
Yin Ronglan opened the app and showed him the new article released by Chen Zhan. The subordinate seemed to be smiling, but his heart was shaking—
"On How Husband and Wife Live a Life Without Trust".
Are you sure this is a book
To say that it is a book is an exaggeration, but it is actually a collection of short stories.
Chen Zhan set the new article into a short story, all of which are free chapters, mainly used to record some daily trivial matters. After all, the subject matter and title of the book are special, and if a long novel is written, it is likely to cause unnecessary controversy.
Facts have proved that his idea is correct. As soon as the new book is released, because it is a humorous and warm short story, it attracts a lot of fans.
Today is a good day. There is a big umbrella in the yard. Chen Zhan sits under the umbrella and works while enjoying the shade. There are three dumplings sitting on the table, like mascots, standing there not moving very much.
I don't know if it was because I could see that he was working, and even the noisy local dog kept absolutely quiet. In addition to the breeze blowing, there is only the sound of tapping on the keyboard—
No one can promise not to lie for a lifetime, not even a saint.
However, at the beginning of the new year, the male god and I gradually realized that the proportion of false words in the past year has been a little too high. In order to change the status quo, we decided to take some positive response measures.
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On this day, the male god brought home a very peculiar gadget, which looked like a watch, but was much larger than a normal watch.
"What's this?" Curiosity keeps me on my wrist.
Male god: "A polygraph developed by a friend's company."
"Exactly?"
"It's far from accurate." The male god shook his head: "Preparing to launch it on Valentine's Day, it's more of an entertainment nature."
After speaking, I demonstrated it in front of me, and out of ten attempts, I was able to identify lies about seven times. As soon as it finds out that you are lying, it will beep.
The picture is fresh. The male god and I decided to wear one each to reduce unnecessary lies in our daily life.
7:00 am.
Male god: "I've been busy working overtime recently. You made breakfast. It's hard work."
Me: "It's okay, eat it while it's hot, your favorite Yangchun noodles."
The male god smiled and took a bite.
Me: "Is it delicious?"
The male god said happily: "Of course you don't need to talk about your craftsmanship."
As soon as the voice fell, a beep sounded from the wrist.
The man's expression changed, but he confessed helplessly: "It tastes good, but I've been eating it for a week."
13:00 noon.
calling.
Me: "Are you coming back for dinner?"
Male god: "No. There is a meeting to be held. It may be a little late to go back."
I was about to hang up when the male god suddenly said, "We haven't had dinner together for three days, do you miss me?"
Me: "Of course."
There was a harsh beeping on the wrist, apparently heard on the other end of the phone.
I coughed and changed my voice: "I think about it a bit."
The beep sounded again.
Me: "… a little thought."
This time there was finally no sound.
I smiled dryly: "This lie detector is too fussy."
The male god made a 'heh', and ruthlessly pressed the hang up.
The call came to an abrupt end.
22:30 pm.
Shared bed.
I suddenly remembered that in the past, the male god sent me a box of awards that he had received since he was a child.
I thought it was absurd at the time, but now that I think about it, we can also be regarded as a love affair between a scholar and a scumbag.
"You seem to be good at everything."
The male god leaned over and said, "Where's the kiss?"
I smiled: "Self-learning without a teacher, it's amazing."
Not surprisingly, the lie detector went off.
I sighed: "It can only be said that it is normal."
The male god looked complicated, and gave me a faint glance: "In terms of skills, what do you think?"
I pretended not to understand and kept my mouth shut.
Looking at the bottom line of the lie detector, I spoke cautiously: "With the cooperation of both parties, it is possible to reach a stage of physical and mental pleasure."
The male god's eyelids jumped: "If you can summarize it in four words."
"Qian donkey is poor?"
"… "
"Sorry, the language is not very good." Seeing that the male god's expression was wrong, I smiled and said, "Why don't we discuss something more practical, such as what to eat tomorrow morning?"
The male god seemed to be still stuck in the words of "poor skills" and couldn't get out. After a while, he suddenly said, "You are the kindest person I have ever met."
The buzzer sounded immediately.
Seeing him roll up the quilt and snort lightly, I laughed and said, "A child?"
Such a naive tit-for-tat way, thanks to him being able to figure it out.
The male god said again: "You are a good person."
The lie detector, which had just quieted down, worked again.
When I was touched by the reverse scale, I narrowed my eyes: "Am I not?"
Male God: "You are."
Before the words were finished, the buzzer sounded first.
I sneered: "You are the smartest person I have ever met."
When the buzzer sounded, the male god was a little surprised.
Me: "You are unparalleled in the world."
The beeps keep ringing.
The male god took a light breath: "You have lost weight recently."
Me: "You're honest and charming."
…
One night passed quietly, and the next day lay two adults with hoarse voices.
My throat was dry and sore. I tried to drink some water to relieve it, but unfortunately, the male god stopped me from citing the water that was too cold. He got out of bed and went to the kitchen to toss for a while, brought warm water, and we all had a drink.
After recovering a little bit of vitality—
The male god's eyes were empty: "You are innocent."
My eyes were dull: "You are warm and kind."
All of a sudden, we were stunned at the same time. Why didn't the lie detector call
Looking down, I sighed, "No power."
Male god: "My... it seems to be broken."
As if to match his words, the lie detector began to smoke continuously.
Me: "It won't explode, will it?"
With lingering fears, they took them off, and the male god was silent for a while: "Poor review."
I nodded: "That's right, isn't it only 70% accurate?"
Why is it 100% here for them.
Negative review is required.
Writing here, Chen Zhan fell into memory, and he didn't know whether the last polygraph was released.
A round group suddenly said: "It's all like this, how can you still be together like glue?"
Chen Zhan thought for a while: "Probably because it involves issues of principle, we haven't deceived each other."
Yuan Tuan wrote it down secretly, understood it, and went back to teach it to Lin Rin.
It's just a very ordinary update, but it has been on the hot search for a long time.
[Maria's Hair: Ask for a link to a lie detector!]
[Twenty-four winds: I don't care about the love and hate between your husbands, I am willing to pay a lot of money for a lie detector.]
[salt: 1. I can repurchase unlimited!]
…
After Chen Zhan read the hot search, and then looked at the comment area, many of them were blocked because of advertisements. In short, the focus of the discussion was on the polygraph.
"Trust is really a rare quality." After seeing it, he pursed his lips: "I can't force it."
In this regard, he and Yin Ronglan have done a good job.
The three circles nodded in agreement.
It was nine o'clock in the evening when Yin Ronglan came back from get off work. At that time, Chen Zhan was lying in bed reading a book when he heard the door closing, and went out to joke, "Your company is run by one person?"
"The cooperation negotiation did not go well." Seeing that he was not interested in the business of the mall, he didn't say much.
Chen Zhan's whim: "Why don't you work with Lin Chiang to develop a lie detector?"
Yin Ronglan laughed: "Valentine's Day sale?"
Chen Zhan nodded: "Make a small profit."
In fact, it was all joking. Unexpectedly, Yin Ronglan took the time to chat with Lin Chiang about this topic over the weekend. For fun, the two sides found the company that developed the polygraph to work together. At first, Chen Zhan was still observing the progress. After a month, he gradually forgot.
Suddenly one day, Yin Ronglan mentioned the matter again: "There have been results. Compared with before, the accuracy rate has increased by 10%."
Chen Zhan refused with a smile, saying that he would not try again.
Yin Ronglan showed the same smile as him: "Lin Chiang is the one who tries it out."
Chen Zhan frowned, didn't he take the initiative to jump into the fire pit
Yin Ronglan: "Don't forget we used it at the beginning."
Everyone has curiosity. If you use it well, it's a little fun. If you don't use it well, you may have to see you in the hospital.
Except for the first time, Chen Zhan didn't make any hard requirements, but Yuan Tuan would go to Lin's house to tease the children every day, constantly instilling new knowledge in Lin Rin.
Today's situation is a bit special.
He was talking to a child about trust when he heard a shrill beeping sound from the next room.
Lin Rin was still young after all, and the conditioned reflex started to cry.
Yuan Tuan immediately stopped: "Think about the sea of stars, how can you be scared to cry by this little thing?"
Then he grinned: "Are they scaring me?"
Lin Rin was stunned for a moment, then giggled again.
"That's right." Yuan Tuan patted the side: "Close your eyes, go to bed, I'll tell you a bedtime story."
Lin Rin lay down obediently.
"Yesterday I talked about pretending to die with ketchup," Yuan Tuan said slowly: "Today, I will continue to talk about "How a Husband and Wife Live a Life Without Trust"..."