Patches of tumbleweed and red mounds galloped past the window.
207 stuck his head out of the back seat and saw that the car was traveling at a speed of 140km per hour. He tutted: "229, pay attention to safe driving."
You Yu held the steering wheel: "We must reach the coast before the sunset."
Chi Nan, who was originally attached to the window glass and focused on the strange scenery outside the window, turned his head: "I can make the sunset slower."
207 and Jiang Yu in the back seat choked, You Yu smiled: "Brother Nan, please trust my driving skills."
Chi Nan nodded: "Okay."
The system has been running stably recently, and it is the off-season. Almost all dreamers are idle, so You Yu decided to take Chi Nan on a trip.
Dream World has huge maps and scene data. It took you more than ten hours to find a corner named Sunset Coast that had been abandoned for a long time from millions of scene data.
The Dream Maker can obviously enter any scene through the data channel, but You Yu still got a car and intends to drive with Chi Nan in person.
Knowing this travel plan, 207 brought his girlfriend Jiang Yu to rub the car together, so this unique holiday trip for dreamers, dreamers and sleepwalkers began.
The off-road vehicle without a license plate drove fast in the desolate wilderness. As You Yu promised, at 5:10 in the afternoon, they arrived at the coastline surrounded by sandy beaches and reefs. The sun was just westward, and the slightly reddish light was fine. Small pieces sprinkled on the calm sea.
"229, it's a good place for you to choose."
207 jumped out of the car and stretched for a long time.
You Yu glanced at Chi Nan, and when he saw Chi Nan's calm and focused eyes on the Sunset Coast, he knew that he liked it very much, and said with a smile, "Thank you for your compliment."
The group moved the holiday food tent from the trunk. 207 and You Yu swiftly built a fire and played with barbecue utensils on the beach, while Chi Nan and Jiang Yu were in charge of setting up the tent.
"Are all these meats marinated?"
The barbecue ingredients were prepared by 207 and the others, You Yu confirmed.
"Don't worry, marinated overnight, absolutely delicious."
"Are you sure there is no sugar in the marinated sauce?"
207 gave You Yu a blank look: "You have explained it several times, how dare I put it in disorder."
You Yu smiled and did not speak.
Over there, Chi Nan and Jiang Yu quickly finished setting up the tent, and Jiang Yu started to play with her bartending equipment. Chi Nan suddenly became idle and planned to help You Yu and them make a barbecue tonight, but he was frustrated to find that he seemed to Can't help much.
"Boss, you go to the beach to rest, it's just right to watch the sunset now."
207 hummed a song and said in a relaxed tone.
Chi Nan felt a little embarrassed that he didn't work because everyone else was busy. When he was at a loss, You Yu put a donut in his mouth.
"Don't let them see your tears." You Yu said in a low voice with a bit of a bad intention.
"Hmm..." Chi Nan bit the doughnut and walked towards the beach obediently.
The rich sugar bloomed on the taste buds, and the sunset hanging on the sea horizon also turned into a fuzzy and damp red. Chi Nan wiped the tears oozing from the corners of his eyes with the back of his hand.
By the time he ate the entire doughnut, the sunset had already engulfed more than half of the horizon.
The people behind them were still busy, and Chi Nan simply sat on the beach and started digging through the sand to catch small crabs.
Although the dream world is a dream constructed with nothingness, all the details are full of realism.
For example, the gradually darkening sky and the sea level, the tide on the beach just submerged the ankles, the little crabs going in and out on the beach I don’t know what to do, and the wind blowing from the sea in the evening, the sea is full of wet water the taste of.
Chi Nan was playing in a daze on the beach, You Yu was busy with the cooking at hand, and looked in Chi Nan's direction from time to time.
207 bit the cigarette in his mouth and tutted lightly: "Don't look at it, you won't lose it."
Only then did You Yu retract his gaze, looked at Jiang Yu who was busy bartending, and asked 207, "Are you with that girl?"
207 Fire: "Well, I fell asleep."
You Yu's face was a little subtle: "Violation warning."
207 sighed: "Come on, don't think about abusing beauty to deceive power."
You Yu smiled, and 207 looked over with a tentative look, "Besides, if this is also illegal, you have been removed from the Dream Makers long ago, right?"
You Yu stopped talking, 207 smacked for a moment, and suddenly asked curiously, "Yeah, haven't you slept yet?"
You Yu Liangliang glanced at her: "Please put away your curiosity about your colleagues and bosses, thank you."
207 shrugged, smiled and said nothing.
After the sunset completely sinks into the horizon, the barbecue is ready.
"Brother Nan, the chicken wings and beef are grilled."
"Well, I'll wait for my grilled squid."
"… "
"Ah, I almost forgot, I put some sugar when I marinated the squid."
"It's okay, put more chili to cover it."
"… "
"By the way, Jiang Yu was a bartender before she came in. You can try her craftsmanship later," 207 looked at his girlfriend's back of bartending, "Anyway, her wine is the best I've ever had."
Chi Nan: "I don't know how to drink."
You Yu: "I don't drink alcohol today."
207 gave him a strange look: "Don't you usually drink? You don't have to drive back later."
You Yu: "I don't want to drink today."
"It's weird..." 207 muttered, and he didn't bother to care about him. He took the wine made by his girlfriend and drank it happily. "It's a good vacation."
At this moment, You Yu's communication equipment rang out of time—
[Dreammaker 229, please pay attention, there is a call request from the dawn base...]
"A colleague on duty?"
"Yeah." You Yu frowned a little irritably. Afraid of disturbing everyone's vacation interest, he took the initiative to leave the barbecue grill and answer the request.
There were only Chi Nan and 207 left beside the fire shelf, and Jiang Yu, who was busy bartending glass after glass.
207 suddenly had a strange interest, her eyes lit up, she asked Chi Nan, "Boss, don't you really want to try my girlfriend's bartending skills?"
Chi Nan was obviously a little moved, and 207 continued to bewitch, "Will that guy at 229 not let you drink it? Anyway, he is busy answering the phone and dealing with things. How about you try it?"
Chi Nan had never drank alcohol, and was curious about this liquid that made countless people addicted, so he nodded: "Okay, thank you."
After a pause he added, "I want a little more of the mint kind..."
"No problem." Jiang Yu poured a full glass of lemon mint rum and handed it to Chi Nan with ice.
Chi Nan held the wine glass in both hands and took a sip cautiously, his green eyes widened slightly, and his expression instantly froze.
"How is it?" Jiang Yu and 207 asked nervously, seeing that his expression was wrong.
Chi Nan seemed to slow down for a while before he said something incredible: "It's delicious."
The physiological reaction brought about by alcohol is very wonderful. The taste buds can taste the sweetness, but under the suppression of alcohol, there is no urge to shed tears. Instead, a warm and soft touch flows through the whole body, which is very comfortable...
Chi Nan quickly grumbled and drank a whole glass of mojito.
"Don't worry, I'll make you another cup."
"Okay, thank you."
…
So just after dealing with things, I looked up and saw green stars hanging in the night sky, but in the blink of an eye, the starry sky began to rustle and fall, forming a green meteor shower.
He went back to the grill and saw Chi Nan drinking the fourth moji with a wine glass.
"How is this going?"
You Yu sat beside Chi Nan, looked at the meteors like green snow flakes and smiled bitterly, "Are you drunk?"
Chi Nan felt a little shaking in front of his eyes, and when he swayed, the stars in the sky fell even more.
But Chi Nan still didn't change his face, only the tips of his ears were slightly red: "It shouldn't be."
He didn't know what the experience of being drunk was, he intuitively felt that he was not drunk.
Until he drank the fourth glass of wine, he still wanted to reach out to Jiang Yu, but was stopped by You Yu: "Don't give it to him."
You Yu pointed to the sea horizon in the distance. The originally calm sea surface rolled up a green vortex, and a green tornado also quietly rolled in the sea.
Jiang Yu and 207 were both stunned, stunned on the beach, and You Yu shrugged: "If you drink it again, you may be able to summon some monsters."
"...I don't want to fight on vacation."
Fortunately, the green tornado only stayed in place, and the stars did not turn into meteorites and hit their heads. Everything happened quietly, and the bizarre scene seemed to be static.
Chi Nan pouted expressionlessly: "I'm not drunk."
You Yu: "… "
Done.
"Not really drunk."
Another green tornado appeared, and the entire coastline looked like a twisted and abstract green world.
You Yu: "Good."
Chi Nan was wronged: "Oh."
"For a longer holiday, stop drinking."
After all, if you drink it again, the order of the entire dream-making world may collapse in an instant.
Chi Nan continued to be wronged: "Oh."
"...I'm not drunk." He was aggrieved to death, he didn't think he was drunk, just turned a little.
But the earth is always rotating, why can't his dream world rotate
bully.
"Leader, let's do it," 207's strange interest appeared again, "To prove that you're not drunk, how about we play a game?"
Chi Nan nodded solemnly: "Okay."
"I asked you to answer, you must tell the truth." 207's eyes lit up.
You Yu: "… "
Chi Nan: "No problem."
"Lord Dream Maker, why do you like 229? Are you drawing his face or his body?" 207 asked enthusiastically.
You Yu gave her a cold look, and 207 issued a warning: "No interference."
You Yu: "… "
Chi Nan's world is still turning, but it doesn't prevent him from thinking seriously.
He tilted his head to think for a long time, and said, "In principle, I don't like this kind of emotion, but I can't control the fact that I like You Yu."
As he said that, he buried his head in his arched knees again aggrieved: "Besides, the system didn't say anything, it should be within the allowable range to like him."
System: ... I am a personalized and sensible system, which will not limit your freedom of love, let alone care about your love thoughts, thank you.
"So liking this thing, is it a bug for you?"
Chi Nan continued to think seriously and shook his head: "It's a surprise."
You Yu pursed his lips imperceptibly, and his face was a little hot, his face never changed.
"What do you want to tell You Yu, you can say it now."
207 continued to arch the fire.
Chi Nan seemed to be down for a while, and suddenly looked at You Yu, his green eyes were misted with alcohol, and You Yu saw his own shadow in his pupils.
Chi Nan blinked and said, "You Yu, can you teach me how to sleep?"
The air froze instantly, and even the sea breeze stopped.
Only the stars above are still falling.
System: Cough.
The cracked 207 and Jiang Yu began to cover their mouths and laugh wildly.
"Why do you want me to teach you to sleep?"
When You Yu met his gaze, a certain kind of forbearance and calm collapsed in an instant, and there was a dangerous desire burning in the dark eyes.
Chi Nan was stunned by his hot gaze: "I asked the system, but the system said it couldn't teach me, so I asked you to come."
"...I see that you were busy some time ago and have never had a chance to speak."
"Why ask the system about this?"
You Yu squinted his eyes slightly, hiding the rhythm of his breathing, and asked a little bit wickedly.
"I think, with you, I should know this." Chi Nan said with his eyes open, he seemed a little helpless.
"Know what?" You Yu was obviously bullying people.
"How can I sleep with you." Chi Nan is always honest, he blinked, his eyes were even more wet.
You Yu smiled, and without saying a word, he picked up Chi Nan and walked towards the car parked at the entrance of the beach.
"Okay, I see, Lord Dreammaker."
The world was spinning, Chi Nan blinked in his arms: "Where are we going?"
You Yu's body temperature became hot, and Chi Nan could clearly feel it.
"Find a hotel." You Yu said, his voice changed a bit.
"What about Jiang Yu and 207?" Chi Nan asked.
"Never mind them, they always have a way."
"Oh, why did we suddenly go to the hotel?"
Chi Nan felt a little weak, and he hooked his arm around You Yu's neck, comfortably pressing against You Yu's chest.
"Teach you to sleep."
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Continuing the file "Mirror Women's Lovers"
Lin Sanqian is ill.
He began to secretly wear women's clothes, and secretly fell in love with himself in the women's clothes in the mirror.
He put on stockings, put on a wig, put on bright blue lipstick, raised his head to reveal his sexy Adam's apple, contradictory and charming.
He called himself the woman dressed in the mirror: Blue.
He lit a cigarette for Blue and put it out in the corner of his eye.
The soot left on the mirror is like a tear mole.
Lin Sanqian thought that it was time to say goodbye to Lan, before he was completely unable to extricate himself.
So he burned all the women's clothes and burned the blue.
But things were getting more and more wrong, and he began to receive couriers from the mysterious man, which contained blue clothes, stockings and lipstick.
There are even blue selfies that he had long since burned down.
Lin Sanqian began to suspect that he was being spied on.
He changed jobs, moved houses, and changed numbers, but he still received everything about "Blue" continuously.
Until one day, Lan stood in front of him.
Wearing bright blue lipstick, she raised her head slightly with a cigarette in between, revealing her sexy Adam's apple.
Lan pointed to the tear mole at the corner of his eye: "Three thousand, do you still remember your blue?"
Lin Sanqian, who was cornered, just wanted to confirm one thing, is this "Blue" bigger than him when he takes off his skirt?
[Mirror women's clothing attack x neuropathy sufferer]
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File 2: "After the pirate boss returns to the world of terror"
On Qi Jiu's eighteenth birthday, he was accidentally drawn into a world of infinite terror.
Other players survived the ninth death, and the dungeon world was full of bones.
Newcomer Qi Jiu escaped from death, but found that things were getting more and more wrong...
Thousand-year Zombie in Mass Burial Mound: "Boss, I'm going to apply for sick leave! Lying on the lumbar spine for a thousand years is really bad."
Ghost bride at midnight wedding: "Boss, I want to apply for maternity leave! The labor contract says I have 15 days off!"
Brother Gui, the owner of the Cannibal Restaurant, winked at him: "Don't worry, boss, I didn't add coriander to your bowl."
Qi Jiu: ? ?
Why does everyone look familiar to me
He seems to have some kind of special ability, so that the ghost monsters in the dungeon call him "boss" respectfully.
Until one day, he brushed to god-level boss 079 and found that this dangerous man has the exact same face as him...
Qi Jiu panicked: Good guy. Turns out I was pirated.
079 is a legendary boss of the infinite world, with the strongest combat power and a nearly perfect face, which players call the invincible death god.
Many years ago, 079's data was stolen, the thief escaped back to the real world, and used 079's data to copy an artificial human.
Eighteen years later, in the horror world of infinite reincarnation, 079 met a special new player—
This man took advantage of his identical face to trick his subordinates into turning around.
How to do it
It doesn't matter, he's super, super narcissistic anyway.
[Personality data copy type self-attack and self-sufficiency, god-level boss sickly narcissistic attack x android piracy and suffer]