After Transmigrating into a Book, I Have an Entire Family of Cannon Fodder

Chapter 27: News Feeds

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After Bai Ye proposed the title of the song, Qi Xingchen's first reaction was: "I want to sing the boys' part, I can't get married!"

Bai Ye: "The boy part has a rap, can you?"

"... Oh," Qi Xingchen resigned, "Then I'll sing the girl part."

So hastily, Qi Xingchen was forced to find a good accompaniment, and returned to the dance with Bai Ye who had changed into a private server.

All the guests thought that after watching the lion dance, the performance was over. After all, it is difficult to have a better and more interesting program than the lion dance.

Until two handsome guys came up with microphones.

One was the master of ceremonies from the wedding just now, wearing a beige suit, with short hair lying obediently on his forehead, a small chin, clear and innocent single eyelids.

One is a handsome strange guy who has never seen him before. His bangs are combed to reveal a smooth forehead, and the sleeves of his black shirt are rolled up to his forearms.

"Who is this young man in the black shirt? Why does he look so familiar?"

"I also look familiar, as if I have participated in some program."

"Hey, has he been to the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Oh oh oh, it seems to be, it seems to be called..."

The uncles, aunts, grandparents at the guest table immediately started discussing, while the bride who was halfway through the toast was stunned.

— Read that right

—Is he Bai Ye

—Is it the light that silently guided me for a long time

When she learned that Bai Ye was going to come to the village to record the program, because of the rush to prepare for the wedding and the constant criticism from the man's parents, she only went to Zeng's house to watch it secretly once.

I didn't see Bai Ye, and I didn't find another chance after that.

Unexpectedly, today, he could come to her wedding.

Bai Ye glanced around lightly, and then landed on the bride: "Hi everyone, I'm Bai Ye, and today is my fan's wedding. Here, I want to give her a song."

The cheerful and sweet prelude sounded, Bai Ye raised the microphone, and the beautiful notes jumped out: "The warm spring flowers take away the sadness of winter / The breeze blows a romantic breath / Every love song is suddenly full of meaning / I am suddenly at this moment see you."

Next came Qi Xingchen's part, the guests had never heard him sing. Unexpectedly, when he opened his mouth, he was quite good. His singing skills were average, but his pitch was in place, and his silver was clear, which refreshed everyone's perception of his identity as an actor.

This is a song that is most often seen in wedding banquets and ktvs. It is not difficult. Needless to say, Bai Ye is an expert, and Qi Xingchen also interprets it well.

The guests couldn't help clapping and shaking.

The auntie with a mobile phone who was playing games on the Internet came back from a search and said, "Oh my god, this guy in a black shirt, he, he is a big star!"

The guests invited by Widow Sun's house were mothers-in-law and mothers. The man felt that it was embarrassing to hold a banquet in the countryside, so he only invited a few closest uncles and uncles, so there were no young people at the banquet.

Hearing that this is a big star, the aunts took out their mobile phones one after another: "Make room for me, I want to make a short video and send it to Moments!"

The prompts for opening Kuaishou, Douyin, etc. sounded one after another, and the cameras of all the guests were aimed at the stage.

It happened that the chorus part was sung, and the two were emotionally immersed in it. They turned sideways at the same time and looked at each other:

"Yesterday was too late, tomorrow will be a pity."

"Will you marry me today?"

At the end of a song, Bai Ye said "Happy Newly Married" to the bride face to face.

The bride couldn't hold back at that time, she laughed and cried, and after she recovered for a long time, she said, "Thank you, thank you so much, this is the happiest moment in my life!"

Qi Xingchen was inevitably a little touched, he is a star chaser, he can understand how happy the bride is.

At this time, a short and fat woman passed by, Qi Xingchen seemed to remember something, and quickly grabbed her: "Auntie, do you remember what you said yesterday?"

"Ah?" The man's mother rolled her eyes, "What did I say yesterday?"

"According to my worth, give me double the hosting money."

Have to say, the guy looked unprofessional but did a pretty good job of hosting.

Moreover, ordinary emcees of ceremonies can't perform lion dance, but in the end they were able to bring out top stars to sing together, which also gave her a lot of face.

It's just that the double price exceeded the budget, and she didn't want to pay, so she denied it and said, "Didn't your in-laws invite you here? Go find her!"

"Oh?" Qi Xingchen raised his eyebrows, "If you don't give it, I'll tell everyone here right now that your family doesn't pay the master of ceremonies for the wedding. I think it's you who are ashamed, or Aunt Sun who is ashamed."

After all, when her family married a daughter-in-law, she gritted her teeth in the end, and the man's mother reluctantly took out her pocket.

Qi Xingchen got the money, stuffed it into the red envelope he had prepared, and walked back to the bride.

Bai Ye was gone, and the bride was still sobbing, Qi Xingchen comforted softly: "Don't cry."

"Uh... uh, thanks, thank you."

"No thanks," Qi Xingchen took out the money he just got, "We didn't expect to catch up with you to get married when we came, and we didn't prepare anything, just accept this red envelope."

The bride was stunned: "How can that work? You take the time to help me save the scene, I haven't had time to treat you properly."

"No, I didn't give it to you," Qi Xingchen smiled, and pointed in the direction where Bai Ye disappeared, "It's him."

After a wedding full of laughter and tears, the guests were overwhelmed. After completing the task, discuss while walking back.

The two young girls both expressed their desire to get married. Luo Qiuman, as someone who had experienced it, could see that Zhang Yunfei was interested in Tao Tao, so she hinted to Tao Tao to try it.

"No way," Tao Tao said coquettishly, "In my heart, Brother Yunfei is a good big brother."

Luo Qiuman saw that Tao Tao had no intentions, so he didn't mention it. Back at Zeng's house, I sat under the vine and swiped my phone.

Immediately, as if she saw something, she said in surprise: "Xing Xing, come here, I'll ask you a question."

"Let's talk." Qi Xingchen trotted all the way.

"What does cp mean?"

"It's the abbreviation of coupling, which means pairing. It's used a lot in the fan circle. If there are two cute fans, you can pair them as CP."

"Oh..." Luo Qiuman wondered, "Can those two boys cp?"

"Of course you can," Qi Xingchen pondered for a moment, before deciding on his words, "Now that the society is open and love is free, people of the same sex or opposite sex can be together. If fans feel that two boys have a sense of CP, then they should match up."

Luo Qiuman was silent for a while.

"Then..." she said, "What does the star cp mean last night?"

Star cp last night

Never heard of this cp name

Qi Xingchen thought his logic was good, so he first analyzed from Luo Qiuman's starting point:

First of all, during the recording period, she must be concerned about "Qingyou".

Well, this pair of CPs must be between them. There were stars last night, there were stars in the night...

Qi Xingchen's head buzzed.

... Damn, isn't this him and Bai Ye? ! ! !

Think about it, when I checked Weibo the day before yesterday, there were already cult comments, but the cp name at that time was "Ye Xing".

Why did it suddenly become "Last Night's Star"

Qi Xingchen didn't know how to face Luo Qiuman's shocked face, and ran back to the room with his tail between his legs, and opened the topic list.

Sure enough, #柏夜#, who has dominated the topic list all year round, has a lot of short videos of him singing with Bai Ye!

Especially the part where they looked at each other was specially cut out by "enthusiastic netizens", and Qi Xingchen opened it and read it.

... Don't say, if they didn't know that they were emotional at that time, they would have that look.

He looked at it and felt a little problematic.

The following comment area has almost fallen:

Fuck, who said I'm a cult, it's too sweet, too sweet, have you ever seen such a sweet cult

Before opening it, I: Oh, I don’t want to engage in CP; after opening it, I: It’s really fragrant (manual dog head)

Mom, I'm going to be so sweet, I unilaterally declare that this is Yexing's wedding!

I agree with the above, but the name "Ye Xing" is too common, why not call it "Xing Ye Xingchen", because the stars of last night and the wind of last night.

Fuck, sisters are talented! Alright, come in now to watch last night's famous scene of stars!

Qi Xingchen's scalp felt numb looking at it, and he only hoped that Bai Ye's Wei Fan would come over and comment.

However, the number of CP fans increased a bit this time. Not only did Wei Fan not control it, but it also made Qi Xingchen's homepage more and more lively, and the number of fans increased by a small amount.

Before he appeared on the show, he was still unwilling to use his status as a "Bai Ye fan" to suck blood, and now he doesn't want to grab the traffic of cp fans.

He thought for a moment and edited Weibo:

—Qi Xingchen: I came here to record a show, and it happened to coincide with the wedding of Brother Ye's fans, so I chose a blessing song impromptu. I wish the two newlyweds happy forever and grow old together.

After typing, he hesitated whether he wanted Bai or not. , Thinking about it, the words seemed too deliberate, and it was easier to get rid of them without saying anything.

After finishing all this, he knew that a large wave of sunspots was coming, so he locked his phone and squatted in the corner of the wall by himself.

An hour later, Luo Qiuman opened the door and came in: "Hey, Xing Xing, why don't you turn on the light and grow mushrooms."

"No, I think about life."

"What kind of life do you think about, and you want to get married? Come on, your show is on TV."

"... Huh?" Qi Xingchen reacted, "Is my show on TV? Isn't "Qingyou" not broadcast?"

"Qingyou" was exclusively produced and broadcast by Maimang, and the copyright was not sold to any satellite TV. Even if you watch it, you can only watch it on Maimang TV, not satellite TV.

"You're not on an ordinary show." Luo Qiuman smiled mysteriously, "Come on Xing Xing, this time it's going to be a blast!"

Qi Xingchen was dragged out of bed by Luo Qiuman, and walked to the living room, where he saw Lao Zeng's family and the guests sitting on the sofa, staring at the TV opposite.

And the "program" that Luo Qiuman mentioned was exactly that - the news broadcast at seven o'clock every day!

In the TV screen, on the streets of Denmark, he was lying flat on the ground, with the umbrella flying up and down on his toes.

Because he came two minutes late, the broadcast was coming to an end, and only the host Zhuang Zheng's introduction could be heard:

"Recently, a video has been widely circulated on foreign social networking sites. The man in the video performed our country's traditional acrobatics such as umbrella topping and bowl throwing on the streets of Denmark. It was unanimously praised by foreign friends and overseas Chinese, and played a role in cultural communication and exchange .It is reported that... ”

The author has something to say: I will add more on the 26th if I have a chance, thank you for subscribing, okay~

By the way, I would like to recommend two of my pre-received texts. Interested babies can bookmark them in advance.

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As a beta that can be seen everywhere on the street, in order to make money, Gu Ran stuck a simulated gland on his neck and began to marry delicate omegas.

Not satisfied with the alpha of the country match? It doesn't matter, Ran Ran takes over.

The estrus period is approaching, and the family forces you to marry? It doesn't matter, Ran Ran takes over.

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Everyone who bit his neck went crazy.

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Later, Gu Ran discovered that Yan Shen added an "x" in front of the word "life" without authorization.

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Traffic flow Han Yang suffers from severe insomnia, when he was playing with actor Liang Zhan, he accidentally discovered that he could fall asleep next to Liang Zhan.

Still slept soundly!

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The fan organization visited Liang Zhan, and on the second day, he complained wildly on Weibo: Han Yang, that scheming whore, hangs around outside Brother Zhan's door in the middle of the night, must want to climb Brother Zhan's bed!

Zhan Fan rallied to attack, and Jing Fan counterattacked, with swords and swords.

In order to calm the situation, Han Yang hurriedly posted: Thank you senior for staying up late with me to play Liang Zhan.

Three minutes later, Liang Zhan responded: No thanks, it is human nature to share a room with her boyfriend.

Movie star fans & traffic fans have tens of millions of faces: "..."

The reversal came so quickly, Han Daliu, please explain, what are you doing right

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