Two flowers bloom, one for each, one family is happy and the other is sad.
If Lu Mo's life can be called dire, then the life of the adjutant, it can be said that since the chief got married, he has fallen into the abyss.
-He thought he was at the bottom of the worm's life before, but now he finds that he still has room to descend.
"Ugh."
"Ugh."
The office was originally very spacious, and it was originally a place for seven Zerg to work. But now countless folders are stacked from the ground to the ceiling, filling the entire office.
This is actually a very dangerous place. If there is a little spark accidentally, it will ignite these flammable papers in an instant, and then all the work will have to start all over again.
After lighting five fires in three months, Ling finally changed the habit of smoking in the sad eyes of the adjutant, and changed to dry chewing cigarettes.
The adjutant scolded while making corrections: "What age is it, why can't it be changed to an online office? Sooner or later, I will put these things in the ass and butts of those stubborn old females."
"Your Excellency, why don't you say that to them?"
The little bug in the cloak sat quietly on the windowsill, his legs dangling in the air. He pointed to the adjutant's inconsistency: "That's not what you just said."
"Garji-"
The tip of the pen in the adjutant's hand drew a long trace on the document. Seeing that another text was scrapped, he took a deep breath.
Don't be angry, don't be angry, who is in a hurry to get angry
"You don't understand, this is called euphemism." The adjutant changed a document and said calmly, "What do you know, little brat?"
"Humph."
Xiao Zong put his elbows on his knees and cupped his cheeks with both hands and said, "If Your Excellency Lu Mo were here, he would definitely say it in front of those stubborn old female insects with full style."
His silver eyes were sparkling, and he seemed to be imagining a scene where Lu Mo was domineering.
After thinking about it, he sighed again: "I miss Your Excellency Lu Mo so much."
The adjutant buried himself in writing, "Since I took over from you for the seven days, you have said it at least twenty-seven times a day."
The little insect lowered his head in dejection, extremely frustrated.
He really misses Your Excellency Lu Mo.
After a while, a communication device flew over and landed directly in Xiao Wo's arms. He picked up the communication device and looked at the back of the adjutant for unknown reasons.
"There is a lot of news about your Lord Lu Mo on the Internet. Go and see, don't bother me anymore."
The little bug took the communicator in surprise and said sweetly: "You are really a good bug, I express my joy to you with the first falling dandelion!"
Adjutant: "..."
He glanced at Xiao Zong oddly, wondering where he learned the way he spoke.
Although Little Worm had never used a communication device, with the cub's exuberant curiosity and strong concentration, after fiddling with it for more than ten minutes, he actually made him understand it.
On the evening news, Lu Mo only appeared for a minute, but the video of this minute has been edited out completely, and the number of views instantly climbed to hundreds of millions - I don't know whether to say that the Zerg population is too large, or should I say that the boring female insects are really is too much.
In the video, the male with a rather unkind face made a stiff comparison to the camera: "Did you act bravely today?"
The little worm held up the communication device, jumped to the ground excitedly, turned a circle, and then fell to the ground with a snap: "Lord Lu Mo today is also very handsome!"
There are obviously not a few Zerg who have the same idea as him.
【did you see it! Your Excellency Lu Mo put on a stinky face, he must be very unwilling, but he has overcome all difficulties and still compares his heart to me. Look at this angle, he framed me in his heart, he has me in his heart, and I stick to Lu Mo! ! 】
【He didn't! He is willing! I saw him on tv today and round up I'm married to him! 】
[Don't say, I thought Lu Mo was not good-looking at first, but the more I looked at it, the more interesting it became. Hiss, he is really a special kind of... 】
[You're just greedy for his A-rank male, but it doesn't matter I'm greedy too! ! 】
The little bug happily put the communication device in his arms, rolled on the ground, and rolled to the feet of the adjutant.
So he wiped his tears of excitement on the adjutant's hem.
The adjutant looked at the documents waiting to be processed in the room, and then glanced at the bug: "..."
Forgive him, please.
———
Lu Mo sneezed.
He poked the system: [Are you secretly scolding me? 】
【You really slander me. 】The system said coldly, 【Do I scold you for needing to secretly? 】
The system quickly browsed the news on the Internet, collected data at a speed of tens of terabytes per second, the more anxious it became, the more angry it became, and finally the link was simply broken.
It said angrily: [This is the first time I have seen such a capable host as you, and I have only been away for three days, and you have made yourself this far. Incomprehensible! 】
Lu Mo said with kindness: [Yeah, thanks to you, otherwise I wouldn't know what to do. 】
The system didn't seem to expect him to be so honest all of a sudden, and the series of accusations stopped like that.
Lu Mo sighed: [System, system, what can I do without you, I can't live without you. 】
system:【////】
System: [Okay, okay, it seems that you are not hopeless. For the sake of you needing me so much, I will reluctantly use my experience of leading thousands of hosts. Let me give you a hand. . You should be grateful, after all, no host has you treated like this...]
At this moment, Ling pushed open the door, and the system immediately fell silent.
It was impossible for Ling to perceive the existence of the system, but the instinct of the system kept it silent.
"Master, your things have arrived."
In Ling's hand is a small black device. If you don't look carefully, you will think it is a headset.
In fact, this is the psychic connector that all Zerg need to enter the virtual battle zone.
When Lu Mo was fiddling with the connector, Ling asked, "Master, how did you think of this?"
Lu Mo didn't lift his head, and said casually, "I happened to see it, it's just boring."
"I see… "
Ling sat quietly on the chair, his legs crossed, and his eyes narrowed.
When he woke up that day, Lu Mo thought he didn't see it, but in fact he saw it clearly. Lu Mo registered as a referee in the virtual theater, and Ling even remembered his number clearly.
The purpose of the establishment of the virtual war zone was originally to alleviate the problem of the female worm's spiritual sea. Without the male worm's spiritual power to guide them, the spiritual sea will soon fall into a frenzy and shorten their lifespan.
After all, female worms cannot actively use mental power, even if they are born with an extremely large spiritual sea.
But when they entered the virtual war zone, every battle was passively combing through the spiritual sea. Although the efficiency is much lower than that of the male's grooming, it effectively delays the female's mental sea rage problem.
Later, the Zerg found that this kind of virtual battle can effectively improve their ability, so it spread widely and developed countless ways.
Include: Improve combat ability.
Army selection.
Duel betting.
Wait, wait, and so on.
But male registrations have one and only one purpose for the war zone, especially the referee.
Want to choose a suitable female, marry him as a female servant.
…
The male finally fiddled with the linker according to the instructions and entered the virtual battle zone while lying on the bed.
He closed his eyes and relaxed, as if he had simply fallen asleep.
Curly short black hair fluffed around his face, diluting his sharpness.
It was dark outside, Ling held her cheek with one hand and looked at Lu Mo, her silver eyelashes drooping slightly.
He turned his face slightly, revealing a white neck from the open neckline, covered with dark red marks, extending along the neck into the collar.
It's been a long, long time...
Ling finally got up from the chair. He came to the bed, got down on one knee, and took off his gloves.
Fingers with thin calluses held Lu Mo's face emptyly, Ling lowered his head, and his long silver hair fell on Lu Mo's body.
He looked at this face, the red eyes changed several times, the deep love wrapped in the paranoid light, rolled into a huge vortex, and seemed to devour everything.
Ling rubbed Lu Mo's cheek with the tip of his nose and smiled softly.
The laughter was as light as a gust of wind, and soon disappeared into the night.
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