Peng Jianda expressed his dissatisfaction with Tang Jie's sudden interjection: "Tang Jie, we are all in the same group, can we unite and be more friendly? Are you satisfied with everyone taking the papers together?"
"And I found out a long time ago, why are you so unfriendly to Xiao Su?"
Tang Jie: "You think too much, and my attitude towards you is also very unfriendly."
Peng Jianda directly ignored this sentence, touched his chin, and then widened his eyes: "I see! Are you jealous that Xiao Su sits next to our brother Xing and can bathe in the aura emanating from the god of learning?"
Xie Xinglin, who had been writing questions, noticed that he was cued, glanced at Peng Jianda, and raised his eyebrows slightly.
And Su Qiuge scoffed. In the past few days at the same table with Xie Xinglin, she really didn't feel any aura of learning the gods. She only felt that there was an ice cube on her left that was either writing questions or sleeping, and occasionally put a few A joke is still in a good mood.
In the end, Su Qiuge couldn't bear it anymore and said to Peng Jianda: "Leader, don't worry, I'm in a good mood, and I will definitely play well this time."
Although Peng Jianda didn't believe what Su Qiuge said to play well, but seeing that the class was about to begin, he explained a few words like an old mother, and then returned to his seat very worried.
Su Qiuge habitually organizes the original owner's things after class these days.
No, she rummaged through her cosmetic bag and found that although there were few original pencils, there were quite a few eyebrow pencils.
Even a delicate pig girl, hand creams are not bad.
Su Qiuge just felt that his hands were a little dry, so he took out the hand cream.
The packaging of this hand cream is a bit strange. Su Qiuge didn't look closely, and squeezed a lump into his palm.
When she squeezed it into the palm of her hand, she suddenly felt that some of the texture and touch were wrong.
Then, she caught a glimpse of a few small words under the hand cream, so small that it was impossible to notice them if you looked carefully.
—502.
Su Qiuge: ! !
She suddenly remembered that she had seen a 502 glue plan in the original owner's memo before.
I didn't think too much about it at the time, I just thought that the original owner was really naive and laborious in order to please her brother.
But she never imagined that the first person who fell into this childish method would be herself.
This, this, here is 502 glue? ?
Wait, even if you want to use this for bad things, why hide the 502 in such a hidden place?
Su Qiuge got up in a hurry and wanted to rush to the bathroom. Who knew that she got up too abruptly, and she accidentally knocked on the chin of the man behind her when she turned her head.
Her forehead turned red all of a sudden, and before she could stand firm, she subconsciously stretched out her hand and pressed it on the man's hand to support it.
With such a support, nothing happened to her. It was only after she had reacted that she remembered whether there was still 502 in the palm of her hand :)
She raised her eyes and saw the cold-faced boy, and then he seemed to have noticed something, and raised his eyebrows slightly.
The girl's white and soft hands caught her eye, and when she panicked, she accidentally stuck tightly to the back of his hand.
Then, Xie Xinglin moved, raised his arm, and saw Su Qiuge raised his hand, and the whole person also stood on tiptoe to follow his movements, and said, "Hey, it hurts—"
The two hands were really sticking together.
Xie Xinglin lowered his eyes and stared blankly at her for three seconds.
When Su Qiuge felt that he was really likely to do something to himself, he got closer and asked her in a deep voice, "Is this the compensation you gave?"
Su Qiuge:
At this moment, Xie Xinglin took out a note from the table with his spare hand.
Su Qiuge immediately recognized the note that he had written—
"I'm sorry, I have troubled you. I will recite the text well next time. What compensation do you want (cross out) I'll buy you something to eat, okay?"
etc?
Why was this disgraceful note in his place?
Su Qiuge wanted to use the free hand to take it back, but Xie Xinglin seemed to have expected it long ago, and took the lead to withdraw his hand. He looked down at the two hands, and the usually indifferent mask cracked , as if she laughed angrily, "Su Qiuge, did you graduate from kindergarten?"
Su Qiuge:
Immediately afterwards, Xie Xing added expressionlessly, "That's why it's so cute and loving."
Su Qiuge naturally knew that he was not really praising himself for being cute.
And I heard that these social brothers like to "compliment" others on being cute before beating them up.
For example - "The gadgets are so cute, come and give Lao Tzu a punch."
At this time, the class bell rang, so Su Qiuge said with great desire to survive, "I'll go to class later, go to the Internet to search how to solve it, there must be a way, don't worry."
Xie Xinglin looked over and turned his eyes around her hands. Su Qiuge always felt that his gaze was like looking at pig trotters in the vegetable market. He said in an unusually gentle tone, "Why is it so troublesome, just use a knife."
Su Qiuge: "..."
It seems that the transformation and whitewashing plan has failed again.
The male protagonist may think he is trying to plot against him again.
In this section of chemistry, Su Qiuge was just about to go to Baidu to ask for help at the risk of being caught in class.
Who knew that she hadn't checked much, and it didn't take long for Xie Xinglin to be named by the teacher to answer the question.
"Xie Xinglin, can you tell me how to solve this problem?"
Su Qiuge saw Xie Xinglin standing next to her, and her hand was farther away. She felt a tingling sensation in her hand and almost died on the spot.
So, the chemistry teacher saw Xie Xinglin get up slowly, not only that, but the female classmate next to him also followed with a grim expression.
At the same time, when Tang Jie, who was taking notes, saw Xie Xinglin stand up, a head next to him also rose.
Tang Jie: ?
Is this Su Qiuge dizzy?
Is it because you suddenly woke up from sleep in class and stood up excitedly?
The chemistry teacher pushed his glasses and said to Su Qiuge, who stood up with him, "This classmate, I called you at the same table. Why, there are two Xie Xinglins in your class?"
Su Qiuge glanced at the hands that were glued together under the table of the two, and then said bravely, "Teacher, I think this question is very interesting, and I want to take the initiative to answer it for everyone."
Chemistry teacher:
All students: ?
In high school these days, there are still people who take the initiative to answer questions?
So the chemistry teacher said with relief, "Then tell me."
After Su Qiuge answered the question, the two sat down together.
Tang Jie, who was next to her, watched her sit down with the kind of eyes that looked at the mentally retarded.
But Su Qiuge didn't care. She secretly searched for a long time with her free hand on her mobile phone, and finally found a way - using balm or nail polish remover is helpful.
After staying up for a long time, the get out of class finally ended. The next physics class was an experimental class. Everyone in the classroom packed up in advance and went to the laboratory one after another. >
> Su Qiuge searched for the nail polish remover for a long time and couldn't find it. At this time, Xie Xinglin suddenly got up, and Su Qiuge was forced to stand up, "Where are you going? I'll find it right away."
Xie Xinglin's expression was sloppy, and the thin lips spat out two words: "Toilet."
Su Qiuge: "..."
God fucking toilet! !
Could it be that she has to follow up?
Su Qiuge naturally didn't want to, so she simply went out and said, "In your current situation, can you complete such a difficult movement with one hand?"
I heard that boys have to have two hands, otherwise they will splash all over.
I don't know if it's true, but she has to stop him now.
Xie Xinglin didn't intend to ignore her, but when he saw her pale face because of this joke, he suddenly felt a little interested.
He sighed lazily, the corners of his mouth curved slightly, "Of course not..."
He added unhurriedly, "The size doesn't allow it after all."
Su Qiuge: ? ?
Su Qiuge thought he had heard him wrong when he saw him talking so seriously.
She stared at him in shock for a while, and when she saw him say this, her face was calm, and she realized that he was deliberately discouraging her, so she tried her best to go back, "then you can bear it, If one is not good, it will be bad for me, after all, I have a habit of cleanliness."
Who knew that Xie Xinglin stared at her directly, "It's inconvenient... Isn't this with you?"
Su Qiuge:
Xie Xinglin said slowly, "This is the trouble you caused."
If you cause trouble, you have to solve it yourself.
Su Qiuge: "..."
my day! !
Fix the ghost?
Is this something she can help with?
Seeing that Xie Xinglin was really about to get up, Su Qiuge panicked now. She wanted to stop it, but she pulled her hand. She gasped in pain, accidentally tripped over a chair, and fell forward. In the past, she subconsciously grabbed the corner of Xie Xinglin's clothes before she fell.
Then, the entire empty classroom made a "banging" sound.
Su Qiuge only felt that the world was spinning, and when she opened her eyes again, she was all on Xie Xinglin's body.
It is the standard posture of a woman on top of a man.
Even the lips were attached to the boy's protruding Adam's apple.
In a strange way, a digression that she had just seen on Zhihu in order to find a solution appeared in her mind.
Question: Why can't the boy's Adam's apple be touched
A: I thought my little brother's Adam's apple was very beautiful before, so I kissed it. I didn't sleep all night last night, and my legs were still soft after I got out of bed.
Su Qiuge swallowed in fear.
Then, she saw his Adam's apple rolling up and down the slender neckline, as if he was making a sexy grunt from being overwhelmed by her.
Su Qiuge tried his best to prop up his arms and looked at him, only to realize that he was also staring at him.
His facial features are so delicate and gorgeous that they are extremely aggressive, and they are close enough to give people a smashing beauty crit.
When Su Qiuge didn't react, Xie Xinglin showed a loose smile, "Tsk."
He looked up at her, lowered his voice and said slowly, "You can't wait to throw yourself in your arms and want to help me solve it?"
Su Qiuge: "..."
In this extremely collapsed situation, she finally remembered that the original owner seemed to have a cosmetic bag on the bottom of the school bag, and there should be nail polish remover there.
Come on, it's finally saved! !
This is all human suffering.
She can see now that this male protagonist is a slut who pretends to be aloof. She has to cherish her life and stay away from him after asking the male protagonist to give up revenge on him.
But she was not reconciled to being played with words like this by him. He said it as if she was an evil ghost.
So she couldn't hold back her revenge and complained in a low voice, "Looking at your little white face, you know that you're not good at that, so what are you pretending to be..."
After she spoke, she realized that the expression of the man under her was not right, so she hurriedly touched the nail polish remover with her free hand, and immediately changed the subject and raised the nail polish remover in her hand to him, " I found nail polish remover, you can do it yourself right away…”
At this moment, Xie Xinglin sat up abruptly, grabbed her slender wrist, and said slowly, "No rush."
Su Qiuge:
Su Qiuge: "No, there is only one minute left before class, you..."
Xie Xinglin then said blankly, "If you don't follow me to have a look, how do you know I can't do it?"
Su Qiuge: "..."
Su Qiuge: ? ?