Federal Astronomical Academy.
"Dean, look! That warship has been parked near the Federation space station, should you believe what I say this time?"
Smith accompanied an old man with gray hair and beard, and said excitedly: "This matter must be reported immediately!"
"Don't worry," the old dean observed carefully: "Maybe that battleship was built by our people?"
"How is it possible!" Smith denied: "Dean, this is not your era. Everyone is studying submarines, and no one studies spaceships and other money-losing products. Since the discovery of this warship, the recorder has been recording When the space station exploded for the second time just now, a layer of white light rose from the surface of the battleship, which was obviously an energy weapon such as an energy shield! When did our federation have such advanced technology?!"
"Is there a record?" The old dean looked through it quickly. The second violent explosion in the space station did not damage the battleship at all, and it didn't even move its position.
"Alas~" the old dean suddenly sighed, "It's not urgent, even we can find this battleship, the ground observation station should have found it long ago."
"How can that work!" Smith retorted: "In the field of astronomy and aerospace, no one is more professional than our Federal Academy of Astronomy. Maybe we can rely on this opportunity to make a rise!"
Seeing Smith's resolute and serious eyes, the old dean couldn't help being shaken. He had experienced the frenzied stage of the Federation's exploration of the universe in his youth, and it was not a good opportunity to restore his previous glory.
He also believes that the future of mankind lies in the stars and seas, not in deep-sea diving, let alone entertainment.
Thinking of the "eat a peach" video that I saw this morning, the old dean shuddered. If young people in the future will be like this, humans will eat jujube pills!
Bundeswehr.
"What?" A hooked-nosed man with the rank of lieutenant general couldn't help but look at the time, and said helplessly, "Teacher, I didn't expect you to make an April Fool's joke. How could there be a warship that smashed our space station?"
"It's not a joke! I have a real-time monitoring video to send to you!"
The voice of the old dean came from the other end of the phone, and a video file was sent quickly.
In the video, the federal space station exploded silently, and the streamlined battleship raised a thin energy shield without any interference.
"Contact the ground observation station!" The lieutenant general said: "I need the exact information from the federal space station!"
"Di—this is the 037 ground observation station, please tell me."
"This is the Federal Department of National Defense. I am Lieutenant General South. I will report all the situation of the space station, including but not limited to observation videos."
"Yes! Sir!" There was some confusion on the communication side, as if they were quickly collecting videos. Since the aviation industry was almost abandoned, the ground observation station is one of the most leisurely positions. It is the first time in many years that the communication from the National Defense Institute has been connected. .
The station clerk realized that this was no April Fool's joke.
"Sir! The federal space station claimed to have witnessed an alien warship half an hour ago and crashed the space station. They will escape in the rescue capsule and need our cooperation."
"Where are they? Can you get in touch?"
"... Sorry sir, we can't contact him here, the monitoring video has been sent, please pay attention to check."
The station staff watched the video of the space station being smashed by a huge warship, and the whole person was not very good.
'Didn't you say this was an April Fool's joke? Why fast forward to Alien Invasion of Taliyah?! '
"Closely monitor, report to the other party as soon as there is any movement, and do not contact privately."
"Yes, sir!"
When the National Defense Academy confirmed that there was an alien warship in the sky above their own planet, the entire Federation Council exploded!
The meeting lasted two hours. At the same time, more and more civilian observatories observed the explosion of the Federation space station and the warships near the wreckage of the space station, and various video messages were transmitted to the network.
"Tuigui, the video is so realistic, which movie's promotional video has come out? It's still under the banner of aliens, please send the promotional video to primary school for re-enrollment."
"Isn't that an old federal space station?"
"The old brother above can recognize it just by the ruins, awesome!"
"By the way, today is April Fool's Day. Didn't the Aviation Academy always play this game a few years ago? They even held a press conference in another year! This year I was fooled again, and I stuck my head into the Sion next door. In uncle's ass!"
"Nice beer, beer! I still have to look at the aviation academy for the whole job."
When more and more news spread on the Internet, the matter also attracted the attention of the National Defense Institute. In order to make the matter less eye-catching, they decided to add fire to the matter, and released news about aliens through their official accounts. Hiring a large number of sailors to work below gives people the illusion of an April Fool's Day joke.
"Fuck! Why don't these idiots believe it?! All the videos I recorded are uploaded!"
In a private observation station, Ke En, who was in his teens, was in a hurry. He couldn't see others denying his appearance!
"Truth is always in the hands of a few!"
Ke En looked at the high-power communication transmitter left by his grandfather in the warehouse, and his mind became active.
At the same time, the Federation Council also made a decision to test this mysterious warship first. After all, Tai Laiya's army has not experienced war for more than two hundred years, and now it is just to make a living...
Some weapons that are not easy to maintain have gradually withdrawn from the stage of history, leaving only necessary deterrent weapons.
But the opponent hangs high outside the planet, the chance of hitting can be imagined, and the opponent can come to the outer side of Tai Laiya without anyone noticing, it must have mastered the space jump technology, how powerful is this civilization weapon? , no one wants to try it lightly.
Hyperion.
Gero and Fevence were assigned to a crew room by Ai Yi, with all the entertainment facilities, Fevence had a great time playing, while Gro kept walking back and forth and sighing.
"Why are you sighing?" Phevins greeted: "Come on, come on, their game is really good, no matter how much you worry, it won't help, what else are you worrying about? It's better to lie flat, if life knocks you down , you might as well lie down all the time, I just lay down all the way into the federal space station."
"If you work a little harder, you won't be able to work in a space station older than my grandfather." Gero sighed again, and picked up the game console next to Phoebes, "You're right. Do the stars also play such an ancient game?"
"Maybe it was specially made for us." Phoebe didn't care, and continued to indulge in the game world.
bridge.
Xilin sank into the beanbag sofa, looking at the projected comics and giggling.
Bianca felt bored and went to the gym to work out by herself.
Yazhongji, who received Aiyi's monitoring data one after another, gradually became gloomy.
Those leaked Honkai can be transmitted to Taraiya through radio, and the Honkai dissolved in the air began to "multiply" on a large scale, gradually polluting everything on Taraiya.
"According to the speed of monitoring, there will be no large-scale collapse events in a short period of time, but..." Aiyi glanced at Yaeji's face, and continued: "In some areas where the collapse is strong, there may be death scholar."
Thinking of polluting a non-Honkai world for no reason, Yazhongji became more dissatisfied with Su in his heart, and he planned to ask Su tonight.
"Huh?!" The Q version of Ai turned around in the air, "Finally someone sent us a message."
"Oh?" Yazhongji looked at Aiyi, "Translate here and have a look."
"Boss, this message doesn't seem to be official from the Tai Laiya Federation~"
Aiyi reached out and scratched the projection, and two paragraphs of text appeared on it.
"Hello, respected alien civilizations, I am Admiral Cohen of the Tai Laiya Federal Defense Academy, and I welcome you on behalf of the Tai Laiya Federation.
You can park the spaceship at the coordinates **, and there will be a special person for docking later, please reply to the message after receiving it.
Admiral Cohn. "
The cobbled-together text made Yaeji laugh, and at a glance, it was clear that some troublemaker racked his brains to send the "official document".
"Boss, I found it!" Aiyi put a photo of a little boy with brown hair on the projection screen, and said with a smile: "This is General Cohen of the Tai Laiya Federation, who is now in the 39th Federation In primary school."
"Puff~hahaha~" Yazhongji's mood improved a lot, he really didn't expect that the first person to send a message to the Hyperion was actually a little guy who was still in primary school!
"The Tai Laiya Federation has been peaceful for too long, haha, what would they think if they knew that there was a little guy who sent a greeting message before them?"
Aiyi's eyeballs rolled around twice, as if he had thought of some bad idea.
"Boss, then we'll reply to Fatty as the Hyperion... No, it's Admiral Cohen?"
"Okay." Yaeji waved his hand, signaling Aiyi to do it.
Aiyi recorded a video file and sent it in the direction of the little fat man Cohen.
Cohen, who was fighting alone on the Internet, spraying the ground and spraying blood on his head, until a corner of the Internet collapsed, suddenly received an email.
"The Hyperion?"
Cohen blinked his eyes, "Isn't it?! They really sent a message?! No! Why would they know my email? No, aliens can build space battleships, and they want to get my email account Isn't it easy?"
Thinking of this, Ke En's little face suddenly collapsed, "Then where should I put the face of General Ke En?"
"Forget it, forget it, with this reply, I will definitely kill those trolls!"
Ke En excitedly opened the mail, and the words "Admiral Ke En personally opened" were written on the envelope, which made him even more secretly happy.
When the letter was opened, there was a video inside.
The video takes the interior of the battleship as the background, and the ruins of the Federation space station can be seen through the glass.
Ke En stared wide-eyed to observe, and suddenly a little guy flew in the video!
"Hello~"
The Q version of Aiyi smiled and said hello.
"Is this an alien?" Cohen paused, lost in thought, "It looks unusually cute..."
"Dear Admiral Cohen of the Tailai Federation, hello! I am Ai, the number one idol from the Hyperion!
The Hyperion is an exploration ship from destiny. As you can see, we miscalculated the space beacon when we shuttled through space, and accidentally crashed your space station. We are deeply sorry for this.
But don't worry, we will compensate according to the law! Because our space jump engine is still cooling down, it will probably stay in your Federation for about a week, please take in the poor homeless children!
Looking forward to your reply—Hubrian's No. 1 idol 'Ai Jiang'! "
After watching the video, Cohen was greatly encouraged. Instead of replying to Huberian immediately, he used the video as a weapon to aggressively attack trolls on the Internet!
"No, no, can this also be called an alien creature?"
"Aiyi looks really cute!"
"By the way, the blogger's video production skills are very high! Fans are fans! Please make sure to let Miss Aiyi go abroad!"
"Family, I think Miss Aiyi is cuter than Popeyes, what should I do? (lick lick)"
"Super cute aliens! Please come to my house, I will take you in! (cute)"
"Please blogger send Aiyi, thank you, I will take care of Aiyi this week, it is appropriate that the burden of Tai Laiya's civilization rests on me (dog head)"
"..."
Except for a few sporadic replies, the rest of the replies were all skewed, which made Cohen feel like he was punching the cotton with all his strength.
"Ah! Why are aliens so cute?! Everyone can't believe that I contacted aliens! I'm so mad!"
Not long after, many videos of Aiyi's reply appeared on the Internet one after another, and some people exposed how to use high-power communication equipment to contact alien warships! And successfully got the blessing of Aiyi!
"Is this a sign that Miss Aiyi is about to debut?"
"Alien idol! The character design is great! I love it so much!"
"Go to the surrounding area, quickly to the surrounding area! It's so cute, I'm going to die!"
"I heard that Popeyes' official studio has the intention to collaborate with Aiyi~"
"..."
Some people were immersed in the illusion that the new idol was about to debut, and some people directly built the equipment, and they really got a reply from Aiyi!
Some people live broadcast and communicate with Aiyi...
Seeing that she was so popular, Aiyi swelled up happily, invaded the Tai Laiya Federation network, and kept pushing herself. In just half a day, the number of hits on "Idol Aiyi" even surpassed that of the national idol Pope!
Aiyi became more and more addicted to it, and whenever there was a radio communication, she immediately replied, hoping that more people would upload her on the Internet.
Meanwhile, the Federal Parliament.
The congressmen looked at the flood of "Aiyi" on the Internet, and then looked at Aiyi's reply to them, and were a little confused for a while.
They just sent a message, why are there so many videos about aliens on the Internet
"The opponent seems to have adopted a cultural invasion tactic, we have to guard against it!"
"How do you know it's a cultural invasion! Maybe the other party is really communicating with good intentions!"
"Long peace makes you lose your mind!"
The parliament suddenly became a mess.
bang bang bang—
The speaker smashed the table three times before suppressing his voice.
"We sincerely invite the guests on the Hyperion to visit Planet Taleya, but who can tell me! Who is the Admiral Coen in the alien population?!"
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