In the video of the alien’s reply, the Aiyi who went viral on the Internet answered their questions with a serious face, and said that the two sides can contact, but the contact process needs to be in charge of the whole process by Admiral Cohen, and the landing place of the spacecraft is also the same as Cohen’s. After discussing it, it's at **.
This made the speaker look confused. Since he was elected as the speaker for three years, he just doesn't know which general's name is Cohen.
The people at the scene looked at the Federal Defense Council, hoping to get news from them about "Admiral Cohen".
"Uh..." The representative of the National Defense Academy was a little confused, "In fact, there is no active general named 'Korn' in the army."
Seeing that everyone was still staring at him, the representative added another sentence: "There is no one whose code name is Cohen."
"What about the retired generals?" the speaker asked.
"Mr. Speaker, this will take some time. We are reviewing the 232-year historical records since the founding of the Federation." The representative urged his staff to check as soon as possible, but within three minutes, they got the news.
"Mr. Speaker, I regret to tell you that there is indeed a general named Cohen in the army, but the highest rank is major general, and he has been dead for 198 years and was active in the Great Patriotic War. The following is his information."
The information on the parliament projection screen is obviously extremely old, and can even be treated as cultural relics, but everyone knows that it is impossible for aliens to find such a person.
"Then Mr. Speaker," someone said in the audience: "Instead of wasting time here, why don't we just ask the aliens? Anyway..."
"No! You don't think the Federation has ever lost face, do you? The first one to discover aliens is not our ground observatory, but the Federal Astronomical Institute! Some people even suspect that some non-governmental organizations have observed it before us! I think the military's inaction for this kind of inaction can significantly reduce their military spending for the next quarter."
When it comes to military spending, confusion erupts in Parliament again.
"Enough is enough!" The speaker stood up, "Our first priority is to welcome alien friends, not to quarrel about military expenses here!"
"Mr. Speaker," said a younger congressman, "Is it possible that someone pretended to be 'Admiral Cohen', or just made up a name for himself? Everyone also speculated that the first contact with the alien might be a civilian. organization, the landing site that the aliens have marked, why don't we investigate around that landing site?"
half an hour later.
The information about "Admiral Cohen" investigated by the intelligence agency appeared in the parliament. Looking at the little fat man in the photo, everyone was dumbfounded.
"Okay, ladies and gentlemen, the landing site agreed by the alien friends and our Admiral Cohen is at the 39th Primary School of the Commonwealth. This is the video and remarks posted by our Admiral Cohen on the Internet... "
When seeing the elementary school students turned into trolls, long-lost laughter erupted in the parliament, but soon, another member questioned and criticized the education field, and the scene became chaotic again.
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For the students of Federal No. 39 Primary School, they were extremely happy, because they had a half-month vacation for no reason!
Lieutenant Colonel Goris, who came to greet Admiral Cohen, was in an extremely delicate mood. Looking at the little fat man in front of him trying to put on the military uniform, he couldn't help but feel a little funny.
Aside from being funny, I also feel slightly dissatisfied with the decision made by the upper management. Is it appropriate for such a serious occasion to let a kid who is only ten years old take full responsibility
Thinking of the shocked expressions of the little fat man's parents and grandparents after seeing the army blockade, Goris smiled slightly, and then felt the heavy burden on her shoulders.
The little fat "Admiral Keen" can do whatever he wants, but as an adult, she has to guide Admiral Keen correctly to prevent accidents from happening.
No matter how you think about it, the first contact with aliens was handed over to an elementary school student, even if this elementary school student was the first person to contact the aliens... This is too suitable for a children's fantasy adventure drama!
When the secret was unsealed, Goris could already imagine how it would look like in a movie.
Commonwealth No. 39 Primary School.
Ge Lisi opened the door of the off-road vehicle, and the little chubby Cohen jumped out, straightened his military cap, lifted his belt, and squinted slightly towards the distance, looking decent.
"Let me tell you," Ke En waved his hand and pointed to the standard playground ahead, "When the time comes, let Aiyi and the others land here, and welcome all the students, teachers, and principals in the school here. !"
"Sir, I'm afraid it won't work." Gorris persuaded, "In order to ensure the safety of the teachers and students, they need to stay at home honestly."
"How can I do that!" Ke En said dissatisfiedly: "If they don't come, how can I pretend to be X!"
"What?"
"No, I mean, if they don't come, it doesn't reflect the importance we attach to alien friends!" Cohen nodded, affirming his on-the-spot reaction.
Collis said with a smile: "The federal government will receive alien friends with the highest standards."
"That's not too busy! No, no, no!" Cohen pointed to the sandpit next to the playground, "It's going to be full of cabbages!"
"Why?"
"Because Miss Aiyi said she likes cabbage!"
"Oh, that's fine." Gelis kept in mind that as the only alien friend 'Aiyi' who communicated with the Federation, her hobbies needed to be satisfied as much as possible. For vegetables, there should also be a vegetable garden nearby. It is best to wrap up the 39th Primary School of the Federation. If you look at it from the air, it must be able to express the goodwill of the Federation.
"Also!" Cohen put his hands on his hips, "I'm going to invite all kinds of media that day, and it's best to have Miss Poppy!"
"This won't work!" Goris twitched her face. "We need to ensure the safety of our alien friends. If there are too many people on that day, the supervision ability will be greatly reduced."
"Anyway, I don't care!" Ke En said rascally: "Miss Aiyi likes to be lively! Even if you don't organize it, Miss Aiyi will notify everyone!"
Thinking of the unscrupulous Miss Aiyi on the Internet, Gelis felt that the possibility was very high...
'Oh, I'm really tired. '
"Finally, the colors should be varied. It's best to paint the teaching building in colors too, that thing is too monotonous!" Cohen looked up at Goris, "Since the media can come, so can the teachers and students Right? There is also photography, and I must be photographed tall, handsome, and have a bit of leadership."
Galis resisted the urge to punch the brat chief on the head. Is this called an arrangement? What is this? At that time, she will have to modify it a little before submitting the plan.
"Yeah." Cohen was very satisfied with this suggestion, "Let's do this for now, I'm tired, take me home!"
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