"What's weird?" Shui Yanyu took out a bamboo chair and sat down, enjoying the amazing silence.
There was only the sound of wind and leaves here, and it was quiet and peaceful, making her forget about the disputes.
"Daughter-in-law, are you stupid in the imperial capital?" Ling Han said with a smile.
"I don't want to talk to the stinky gangster!" Shui Yanyu closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep.
Ling Han chuckled, walked over and picked her up. He sat down first, then held her in his arms, and began to explore without politeness.
"Uh-" Shui Yanyu moaned shyly. This guy is so bad. Now that her weaknesses are clearly "touched" by him, he can break her will in an instant and make her indulge in that shameful and intoxicating thing. **** Tasteful.
"Daughter-in-law, you seem to be a little bigger here!" Ling Han whispered in her ear, "Is it because of me?"
Shui Yanyu rolled her eyes at him in annoyance. It's not because he likes to play with it, so he deserves the credit! Bah, you stinky gangster!
"Take your dirty hands away!" She pretended to be reserved.
Ling Han was not willing to retreat. He occupied the two mountain peaks and kept switching them back and forth, which meant that both rain and dew would be exposed to them equally, so as not to affect the appearance of one big and one small.
Of course every time he said this, Shui Yanyu would roll his eyes and hit him with his fist.
"Daughter-in-law, do you really not notice anything wrong here?" Ling Han kissed her snow-white jade neck. The fragrance was fragrant, and the snowy skin was smooth and tender. Both the touch and the kiss were wonderful.
Shui Yanyu only felt numb all over her body, and she felt even more sad in her heart. How long could she remain reserved after being teased by this stinky gangster many times? I'm afraid she would soon surrender and take the initiative to spend the night with this stinking gangster, right
She said angrily: "How can I think properly if you do this to me?"
Ling Han couldn't help but feel in his heart and said: "This is a good calligraphy. It makes my husband suddenly want to further discuss the meaning of life with you."
"Smelly scoundrel!" Shui Yanyu's ability to curse has obviously not improved at all. It has only changed from two words to three words, and the pattern has almost remained the same.
Ling Han laughed loudly: "You have stayed in the imperial capital for too long, and you don't know how dangerous it is outside. Also, the imperial capital is more about power struggles, and you are not qualified to participate."
"You sound like you know everything!" Shui Yanyu quickly grabbed Ling Han's hand. This guy actually wanted to untie his clothes. What a gangster!
Ling Han gently pinched her peak to break down the beauty's resistance. He admired Shui Yanyu's beautiful body, as white as jade and as if carved from ivory, so beautiful.
"Daughter-in-law, don't you think it's a little strangely quiet here?"
"What's weird?" Shui Yanyu almost whispered, the breeze blew by, her hair fluttered lightly, and her jade-like skin reflected a magnificent luster under the moonlight, which was thrilling.
"Since we entered the village, no one has given us a second glance." Ling Han said.
"Didn't they say that after coming here, everyone put down their former identities and just enjoyed a peaceful life." Shui Yanyu didn't think anything different.
Ling Han smiled and said, "It's one thing to enjoy a peaceful life, but a group of strangers suddenly come to the place where you live. You have to at least pay attention. It's absolutely impossible to turn a blind eye."
Shui Yanyu was slightly startled, and suddenly opened her beautiful eyes, only to find that her upper body had been stripped clean, and the stinky gangster was admiring her layers of mountains, peaks and valleys. She suddenly blushed with embarrassment and quickly pulled away the clothes. Cover it up.
But how could such a beautiful scenery be blocked? Instead, it was half-covered, which only added to the temptation. Ling Han swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva and had the urge to carry this beauty into the house and conquer it.
However, Shui Yanyu was just embarrassed now. After all, Ling Han had taken advantage of him a lot, and she was somewhat used to it. She nodded and said, "It's indeed a bit weird."
"And -" Ling Han said seriously, "Have you noticed that there is not a single child in this village! I have seen that there are not only old people here, but on the contrary, there are many young people."
"Letting go of fighting, competitiveness, etc., doesn't mean letting go of that too."
"You said, we farm during the day, what else can we do at night if we don't have sex?"
Shui Yanyu opened her mouth wide, really shocked.
What this guy just said made her feel a little creepy, so why did he suddenly jump to it again? What kind of thinking logic is this? Sure enough, as a gangster, I didn't call him wrong.
But when she thought about it again, she felt that what Ling Han said was very reasonable.
Why is there no children in a peaceful village
The real Tianyuan should be where young people are working in the fields, old people are sitting in the yard, and children are playing in the village.
"You bastard, can you please stop moving around? I can't even think about things if you touch me!" Shui Yanyu couldn't help but said angrily. This guy's big hands kept "raging" on her chest, which made her panic.
"I speak with conscience, I just want these sisters to grow up quickly!" Ling Han said seriously while grabbing the other's chest.
"Shameless!" Shui Yanyu was about to faint, why did she find such an unreliable man.
Ling Han laughed and finally agreed to withdraw his troops, saying: "When the night is quiet—"
"I won't let you succeed even if I die!" Shui Yanyu was startled, thinking that this guy finally couldn't help but eat her. In other words, she actually had consciousness. She was just a woman, so she had to be reserved no matter what.
Ling Han was stunned, shook his head, and said: "You ****, what are you thinking about? I mean, when the night is quiet, let's go out and take a look at the situation."
Shui Yanyu realized that she had misunderstood Ling Han and couldn't help but blush. But when she saw Ling Han's evil smile, she knew that this guy was definitely trying to make her think wrong. She couldn't help but put her hand on Ling Han's waist. He pinched her hard.
"Stinking rogue!"
After the two showed off their affection for a while, they finally stood up inextricably, packed their clothes, and then quietly went out.
"Hey, it's so late, where are you two going?" They just left the other courtyard and saw Cui De riding a white elephant out of the darkness. Of course, this white elephant was also a puppet, two feet tall. The nose is twitching, making it extremely difficult to tell the real thing from the fake one in the dark.
"The scenery here is so beautiful and so quiet. I want to take a walk." Ling Han said.
"Haha, people here like to be quiet, especially at night. It's not good to disturb others' rest." Cui De shook his head, "You two, you'd better go back and rest quickly."
Shui Yanyu's hand shook slightly, and she was about to sacrifice the divine sword, but Ling Han stretched out his hand to hug her slender waist, and his big hand tightened slightly. She had already formed a tacit understanding with Ling Han and knew that the other party was trying to make her endure.
"Okay, let's go back." Ling Han smiled and shook his head slightly at Shui Yanyu.