"Invitation." There was a guard at the door, receiving the invitation very skillfully, as if he had done it hundreds or thousands of times.
Well, that's definitely not an adjective.
Ling Han handed over the invitation. When the man saw it, he quickly said respectfully: "It turns out Emperor Han Tian has arrived! Please, please!"
He asked another person to take over, and he personally led Ling Han and the others into the arena, placing Ling Han and the others in a very forward position.
After some warm reception, he withdrew.
The big black dog touched his chin and said, "According to Master Dog, there may be a bloody disaster today."
"Why?" Xiao Qinglong asked at the right time, with professional praise.
"You see, the few weddings Xiaohanzi attended basically ended with bride snatching, and killing was inevitable." The big black dog joked, "So, I suspect that after today, the Xuanling Emperor may also have a green head. .”
Ling Han couldn't help but roll his eyes, it's just you!
A lot of people came, but except for the three Ling Hans, the ones who reached the highest level were only saints.
—Will the emperor come to attend the event where someone marries his millionth wife? Although this is indeed very record-breaking.
Moreover, even the saints all looked calm and showed no signs of excitement.
After all, we participate in this kind of activity a lot, once every ten years on average. When it gets more intensive, we might have two or three a year. Can we still be excited
"Hey, why can these three sit there?" Someone took aim at Ling Han and the others.
Because Ling Han's three positions are the most prominent, and the other seats are like stars over the moon, highlighting them.
"Yeah, why are they sitting there?"
"Hmph, you can sit down, but if you don't have the strength, how long can you sit down?"
People in this world are violent and amplify the negative emotions in human nature to the extreme. Therefore, just after someone said a few words, someone walked directly towards Ling Han and the other three.
"This is a good position for you. I want it!" This was a saint who ordered Ling Han and the others.
"Are you sure you want it?" the big black dog said with a smile.
"Humph, are you still afraid?" the saint said very arrogantly.
"Here, let me sit down." The big black dog walked away honestly.
Huh
Lao Hei changed his gender
Of course it was impossible, so Ling Han and Xiao Qinglong also stood up and cooperated.
The saint was so proud that he was really a coward, and he retreated when he was frightened.
He sat down smoothly, but as soon as he sat down, he heard a "chi-la" sound.
"puff!"
Everyone burst out laughing. It turned out that the saint sat down, but the clothes on his butt were torn open, revealing a white butt.
Although this saint was a man, he actually exposed his buttocks in front of everyone, which still made him blush with embarrassment. He hurriedly ran out and disappeared immediately.
The big black dog chuckled: "Look, this seat is not that easy to sit in. Didn't you see that Mr. Dog specially put on iron underwear?"
Naturally, everyone didn't believe it, thinking that it was the big black dog and the others who were responsible. However, this seemed impossible, because what kind of cultivation would it take to play tricks on a saint like this
There are only two invincible emperors in the world!
-Emperor Xuanling and Emperor Wuliang each established a huge force, almost splitting the entire star universe into two, while the words of the Xingyue Empress seemed to have disappeared.
Therefore, in the area ruled by Xuan Ling and Wuliang Emperor, everyone in the world only knows these two emperors.
Could it be that this is a test set by Emperor Xuanling? Only the strongest people are qualified to sit in the most honorable position
"I'm coming!" Another saint jumped out immediately.
Since this is a test, it must be possible to pass it. Otherwise, how would it be called a test
- But he forgot another possibility, that is, a certain dog is particularly cheating and is too cheap to follow the usual path!
"Come on, come on, please sit down." The big black dog was very enthusiastic and invited the saint to his seat.
The saint went all out and then slowly sat down.
There are still three inches, two inches, one inch away from the chair. Okay, sit firmly!
The saint showed a smile just now, but when he heard a scoff, his face immediately turned extremely pale.
It's over.
"Hahaha!" Suddenly, laughter burst out one after another.
There are many saints here, and the people nowadays are all brutal and brutal, so no one will save face.
Phew, that saint ran away too.
"Who else?" the big black dog yelled, obviously not having enough fun.
Not to mention, there were always saints who refused to admit defeat and came over one by one to conduct "tests". Of course, all of them exposed their buttocks in public and lost face.
When the master of ceremonies came to the stage to announce the start of the wedding, he saw a scene of a famous saint walking away with his butt exposed. Even though he was well-informed, he could not help but twitch the corner of his mouth.
Did he go to the wrong place
Saint's butt exposure contest
"What are you doing!" He yelled, his voice rolling, and everyone was immediately silent.
He is a nine-star saint, and the power of his roar is truly earth-shattering.
The other saints who were eager to try sat down awkwardly, feeling a little unwilling in their hearts. If they could successfully sit down, they might be able to get a different look from Emperor Xuanling and become a close minister of the Emperor.
"Old man, do you want to come and give it a try?" The big black dog made an inviting gesture.
"Humph, the wedding is about to be held, but you are making a lot of noise. Aren't you afraid that the emperor will be angry?" The master of ceremonies looked at the big black dog coldly. He could tell, because this dog was jumping up and down, extremely active.
"Don't you understand? This is called liveliness. Isn't it necessary to be lively when getting married?" The big black dog asked everyone, "You think so, right?"
"Yes!" Many people agreed.
Nowadays, the violent side of people has been completely released, and correspondingly, their IQ has become a little nervous.
"Look." The big black dog spread its paws.
"Bold!" the master of ceremonies was furious, "Get out of here, you are not welcome here."
At this time, Ling Han spoke and said, "We are guests invited by Xuan Ling. You are not qualified to let us leave."
"How dare you call the emperor by his name!" The emcee saint suddenly changed his expression, and other saints also stood up one after another. This was too bold and treasonous!
Ling Han smiled: "Don't be impulsive, otherwise Xuan Ling will be unhappy if the wedding turns into a funeral."
"You!" Everyone was shocked and angry. Ling Han actually dared to call the emperor by his name over and over again. How audacious was this
You didn't do this to seek death, right
"Haha, wait until I capture you and send you to the Emperor to be punished!" A saint jumped out.
Buzz, at this moment, a majestic and domineering momentum swept past.
Emperor Xuanling appeared.