An ignorant broadcaster.
"I see a lot of people are playing the game "Digging for Ascension". I will also play it. I don't know if it is fun or not."
"Looks pretty retarded."
"This man is not disabled? He has no legs."
"Oh my God, is this the way to play?"
"I'm going to go up this tree now, right? I feel like I can't go up. I thought about it, and I should bounce myself up."
"F**k! No! Is there something wrong with this game?"
"Why can't I even get past this tree?"
"Now I kind of understand those anchors who are driven crazy."
"What kind of trick is this, to counter the storm?"
"This game is really all metaphysics, okay? There is no skill at all, and it completely ignores any physical rules!"
"Who will help me press Newton's coffin?"
"Oh? Nice! I came over this tree!"
"Huh? Why are you all saying welcome home? Why is this the beginning and end of the game? What do you mean?"
…
A dumping-type anchor.
"Go! Go!"
"Hey, my mouse is not good, there is a problem with the sensitivity of the mouse!"
"Wait a minute, you wait a moment! Go! Go! Go! ×n"
Although he kept yelling to leave, the bald and muscular man was still standing still.
"ah!!!"
"Almost, almost, don't worry, I shouted a little hot, my hand cramps, this mouse is not good."
"Okay, let's get over it this time."
"You said that you are a disabled person, you are not disabled, you are here to fight with me, right? Playing with me, right? If it weren't for my bad mouse, I would have slapped you!"
"Go! Go! Go!×n"
"Okay, one, two, three, let's go!"
"Hey! Don't drop!! Don't drop!! Nima!!!"
(Wordless silence.)
"The mouse pad is a bit narrow. I'll move the position later. I'll take the keyboard away and bring the mouse here."
"Don't worry, I can prove myself by moving my position."
"Go! Go! Go!×n"
The barrage was laughing like crazy.
"Hahaha the anchor is playing a voice-activated game, you can't even yell, okay?"
"This is how the weapon master's counterattack storm was practiced back then."
"The output is all based on roar?"
"Another crazy one, hahahahahaha!"
…
A certain step by step is a camp-type anchor.
"Okay, we have come to this relatively critical position. According to our years of experience in stand-alone games, what is the most powerful method for this kind of game? That's right, it is s/l Dafa!"
"There is no stand-alone game that cannot be overcome by using s/l Dafa, you must keep this in mind."
"That's right, I'm going to use s/l Dafa now, hey, don't say I'm cowardly, it's a kind of game wisdom, okay? Hey, the one who keeps his head up and swings the hammer is a reckless man, I'm like a reckless man Is it? Not at all."
"Hey, I'm a wise anchor, so let's save the file at this time."
"Wait a minute, let me find the archive button."
"Don't worry, wait a moment."
"Huh? Where's the archive button for this game?"
"How to save this game?"
"Where is the archive? Does any water friend know?"
"Autosaved?"
"Can't archive?"
"Can't archive?!!!"
…
A command anchor.
"Trust me lame, I'll count one, two, three and we'll jump together, and then you grab the bucket above, don't worry, don't worry, just wait for me."
"You catch it, let's not jump too high, trust me, give me your hand."
"Get ready, three, two, one, jump!"
"Hey? Are you him? Are you you..."
"Sorry, sorry, I thought you fell, I shouldn't scold you, sorry, let's continue."
"Slowly, slowly, don't step on that bottle, be careful! Don't slip!"
"Okay, ok, you stand firm first, I'm ok, you stand firm first. You stand firm!!"
"You stand firm and I let go."
"Don't worry, listen to my instructions, let's go here first, yes, hook, hey, really obedient. The next one is a bit difficult, listen to me, hook first..."
The barrage is already complaining crazily.
"Hahahaha why do you keep communicating with him? You really deserve to be a conductor, you can even command game characters?"
"Speak as if he would listen to you 23333"
"Another crazy one, take it away."
"It feels like there are almost not enough beds in the mental hospital, what should I do!"
…
There is also a certain anchor who thinks about life.
"What is life for?"
"Why am I here?"
"Why am I playing this game?"
"What the hell am I thinking?"
"My life, where did my three hours go?"
"Do you think this game has any philosophical principles?"
"Dear viewers, I suddenly have a very strong urge to think about life, so I will download it first!"
…
Soon, the downloads and comments of "Digging for Ascension" on the Thunder game platform began to soar.
As for the rating of this game, it is basically a c-type, all of which are concentrated on one star and five stars, but what is puzzling is that the five-star rating is obviously more than one star, which brings the average score of this game to 6.1 points.
Needless to say, the one-star ratings are all insults from some angry players, but the five-star ratings are very interesting to read.
"This is another work of conscience and sincerity by Chen Mo. The game supports multiple operation modes such as motion sensing and voice control. It is realistic in style and complex in operation. It is recommended by dozens of anchors. Don't miss it!"
"This game is super fun, super simple, and super fun after playing! It's very easy to pass the level, and you will come to a very special place after you pass the level. Hurry up, come and play!"
"This game is not suitable for playing with a very utilitarian mentality. Nowadays, many people play games just to pass the level, and they have lost a lot of philosophical thinking. Maybe this game can let us find the fun of playing games, and even the ultimate meaning of life."
"This game is very suitable for players who challenge the eaves and walls. The smoothness and excitement of the upward leap after getting started is simply great!"
"It's very interesting. It keeps returning to the original point due to some small mistakes, reminding people not to forget the original intention, and contains the profound philosophy of movement and stillness."
"This game has no krypton gold content, and the operation is simple and easy to use; it adopts an open mode, and the scene transition does not need to be loaded; the computer configuration requirements are low, and the notebook can be played easily; the story content is touching and full of positive energy. The best of the year should be No Run Now, what are you waiting for, hurry up and download it to experience this masterpiece.”
"It's fun, I changed three sets of keyboards and mice, not to mention, I went to incense them, today is the first seven of them."
Many players left messages on Chen Mo's Weibo, asking him why he developed such a cheating game to take revenge on the society.
Soon, Chen Mo posted a Weibo: "Actually, "Digging the Ground for Ascension" has a very rich game connotation. Have you ever thought that these mountains represent the dangers and obstacles in our lives, and the people in the pot represent the reality of being bound by reality?" You and me? The characters in the game are ready to meet various fates. It may be a lot of steps up in plain sailing, or it may be lost by accident. There is so much philosophical thinking in this game, it should Give the players a kind of enlightenment... Forget it, I can't make it up."