[You are now player number 248 - "Cat Daner"]
Old P looked confused: "What's the situation, why are you doing it again?"
Still the same style of painting, still the same dialogue, but the protagonist's name has changed from Goudaner to Catdaner.
"I didn't even change the appearance of the character!" the old P complained.
The two options of [Attack] and [Defense] appeared on the screen again. This time, the old P has learned his lesson.
System prompt: The defense power has been greatly improved!
There is also a shield special effect, although it is still very simple, but the old P really has the illusion that his defense has improved!
[The almighty Lord Xiang Wang used his unique trick "Ai lord", which caused 2147483647 points of damage to you!]
"Fuck! What the hell! My defense has been greatly improved, but why the damage has become even higher? This is not scientific at all, okay?!"
Old P is speechless, this game has no logic at all!
[In view of your limited strength, the adventure is being adjusted appropriately]
[You are now player 249 - "Tiedaner"]
Familiar pictures, familiar plots, familiar routines, old P feels like he has fallen into an endless loop, there is no end!
Only this time the prompt box has changed.
[Surrender to the "Almighty King Xiang"?]
There are two options below, which are [No] and [No].
"I wipe it? Isn't it the same?"
The old P chose [No] casually, but King Xiang used that Tuoxiang again, and rushed to the street!
Choose [No], still hit the street!
But this time, a small [Hint] button appeared on the upper right corner of the screen. After clicking, a small hand appeared on the knight on the left, pointing at him.
Old P looked confused: "This means... Let me order him?"
I tried to click on the knight on the left, and the knight took out a pistol, and there was an extra button at the bottom of the screen: [Fire].
"Damn it! Is there such a showy operation? What's going on with the brain circuit of the designer Nima?"
Old P was shocked, so this is the correct way to open this game
fire!
[You shamelessly attacked the unsuspecting "Almighty King Xiang", causing 1000 points of damage!]
It actually succeeded...
On the screen, the game logo flashed past. It turned out that what was just now was just the prologue, and now the game is really starting...
Old P is not well, and feels that there are many philosophical questions in his heart that need to be answered.
who I am? where am I? What am I doing
Why am I playing this game...
[You are now player 250. Due to too many destroyed worlds, the adventure system v1.0 has been adjusted to the lowest difficulty, and you have received 1,000.000 brain damage subsidies for this month]
The old P let out a sigh of relief. Although the words such as player number 250 and this month's mental disability subsidy have seriously hurt his not-so-fragile mind, and fully demonstrated Chen Mo's malice, he can still hold on...
Obviously, this is not a serious puzzle game at all!
Strictly speaking, this game should be an "abnormal brain circuit training plan", which is specially used to twist the players' brain circuits in abnormal directions!
As for the name of this game, "Normal Adventure", it is obviously a kind of irony... This adventure is not normal at all!
However, this aroused the curiosity of the old P. He really wanted to see how abnormal the brain circuit of this game could be
[In order to make this difficulty look more normal, please choose a protagonist name according to your preference.]
[Xiong Batian: 8,000,000]
[Bu Jingtao: 5,000,000]
[Han Dagou: 3,500,000]
[Leftover Dog: 1,000,000]
The new puzzle made the old P fall into contemplation again. Judging from the urgency of this game, the previous ones are not true at all, because the mentally disabled subsidy given at the beginning is only 1 million this month, obviously only the last name can be bought. !
Old P chose [Dog Leftover] without hesitation.
However, the system pops up a prompt: Insufficient balance!
Old P was shocked, what the hell! I am obviously rich!
As a result, he took a closer look and found that the money given was not 1,000,000, but 1,000.000!
The former is a comma, the latter is a dot!
Old P was speechless, he tried to click on the next point, and the balance became 1,000,000.
"Nimma! So that's the case, and why do you want to trick me!"
Old P is proud at the same time. What is painful is that the brain circuit of this game really makes him hard to guard against. What is proud of him is that he has become more and more adapted to the brain circuit of this game...
To be able to find a solution so quickly, I must be very talented, right
Old P entered the game interface with confidence.
This is the real game content. The whole screen looks like a very retro side-scrolling game. The screen is still so simple and outrageous. There are left and right arrows on the lower left, and a jump on the lower right. button.
The old P regained his energy in an instant: "Huh? The next step is to enter the operability link! For high-end players like me, operable games will make me even more powerful! Tremble, mortal!"
But the old P soon realized that he was wrong, and it was very wrong!
He found that he had a whole body of operations, but it was useless at all, because the game didn't follow the routine at all!
And the design here is completely contrary to those classic side-scrolling action games!
For example, a block that can be stepped on is obviously broken, but it will be broken when stepped on.
The horizontal bar clearly marked with a smiling face will fall down and smash the protagonist to death when walking over it.
He is obviously a high-level npc who protects the peace of Xinshou Village, so he got a lunch box without saying a few words when he appeared on the stage!
Whenever you encounter an enemy with a question mark on its head, the system will seriously ask you whether you want to attack, defend, or escape, and you will hang up without any suspense except to escape...
A seemingly harmless river that only triggers a mechanism when the protagonist jumps over it.
A piece of ground that was originally without any problems suddenly subsides when the protagonist jumps back!
The cloud that looks very safe will suddenly appear a bunch of spikes and stab the protagonist to death...
There is obviously a pit ahead, but if you want to jump over it, a hidden block will suddenly appear above your head, pushing you into the pit...
Old P is not good at all, this game doesn't follow the rules at all!
And every time I die, what is deducted is not a statement, but an IQ... From the initial iq250 to over -200, the old P feels that he has begun to doubt life...
After going through a dangerous journey, old P, as a hero, was welcomed by many people. When the old P walked over, these people would kneel down one after another to show their respect.
As a result, the old P saw a soldier npc in front of him that was exactly the same as before, with an exclamation mark on his head.
"Huh? Is there a mission?" Old P walked up curiously.
The npc directly took out a sword and stabbed the protagonist to death!
The most coquettish thing is that the npc even mocked: "Silly x!"
"Nimma! I knew it!"
The old P was speechless, and learned a lot from a fall, this time he jumped directly over the assassin's head.
As a result, just when he thought he was safe, the assassin turned around and rushed towards him with a sword in hand, stabbing him to death again!
Old P stared at the phone screen, dumbfounded.
"Damn it! Sure enough, the pissing nature of this game is unusual! You're an assassin, right? You're still going to take the initiative! Nima!!"
Old P is helpless, what the hell is this
Chen Mo's game is definitely made to retaliate against the society, right
[Resentment value: +199!]