After learning about the two-player mode of "Super Mario Odyssey", many players who have just entered the pit have said, is there such a show operation
The two handles of the sitch can be disassembled, one for each person
And in the game, one person can control Mario, and the other can control the hat Kepi and have fun together
The two-player mode is the essence of this game
Many players who fell into the pit at the beginning said: How fresh... This machine has been out for several years, and you only know now
Needless to say, there are still many people who don't know...
After all, the popularity of sitch was not that high before, and it was a state of being popular among some groups and unknown among some groups. Many players were obsessed with PC games and VR games before. It was not until "The Legend of Zelda" became popular that they tried to get a sitch pro. After playing "Super Mario Odyssey", they were immediately shocked, especially the two-player mode. It's like opening a door to a new world.
I don't know how many friends have turned against each other, how many family wives have been separated...
Oh, something seems wrong.
But this is not important, the important thing is that for these new sitch pro players, they like the unique gameplay of sitch, and this kind of gameplay is impossible for any other device, and the vr game cabin is not good make.
It can be said that among all gaming devices, sitch should be the most social machine in reality.
For example, if you want to play games with a girl, you take out your mobile phone/laptop/vr game cabin (what the hell), and then say to the girl, do you want to play xxx together
The girl said: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't play mobile games/I don't have a computer/vr game cabin.
Isn't this conversation deadlocked
But what if you take out the sitch
The girl said, but I don't have a sitch.
At this time, you can happily say: "It's okay! Sitch can be played by two people, one player with one controller! And "Super Mario" and many small games are pure natural two-player mode with no additions!"
Of course, if the girl still rejects you after all this is done, then the blame sitch will not be recited, go to bed early, continue to move bricks tomorrow, and find ways to earn more money to find the good-looking three thousand one night Skin.
Some players even shared the whole process of teaching their girls to play "Legend of Zelda" on the website, which is called a man silent and a woman crying.
"The goddess asked me last time, why is everyone talking about "The Legend of Zelda"? Is this game really so fun?"
"I said of course, it will be the best of the year! Almost all game media have full marks! It is an absolute classic!"
"The girl said: Oh."
"I panicked at the time, and immediately asked in the group how I should tell my girl about this game. The homosexuals in the group said, just put the handle in her hand and it's fine? Such a powerful and invincible game, almost It is the top novice guidance process, so why do you need to teach it?"
"So, I saw with my own eyes that the girl pushed the right joystick all the way to the bottom, playing this game with a top view..."
"When I thought of her giving up "The Legend of Zelda", I became a sinner through the ages. I had to teach her bit by bit how to control the perspective, how to pick apples and mushrooms."
"So the goddess picked all the apples and mushrooms nearby, and said that it was fun to pick apples by herself, and asked me where I had more..."
"I saw with my own eyes the young brave man who woke up after a hundred years of sleep, obsessed with picking apples and catching butterflies and couldn't extricate himself."
"Of course, it doesn't bother me who is resourceful. I spent a lot of effort and finally taught her how to move forward, how to fight monsters, and how to climb the tower..."
"In the end, when the old man said that he had to go to three Trial Shrines to get the hang glider, the goddess got angry!"
"The simple and honest Hyrule left a very bad impression in the goddess' heart, so I had to give full play to my ingenuity and tell her that every ancestral temple will give a new ability, and when they are all together, activate all the abilities to evolve into a complete Body blabla, finally let the girl successfully overcome the initial difficulties, get the paraglider, and leave the initial stage."
"Thanks to "The Legend of Zelda", this game gave me the opportunity to get close to the goddess and gave us a common topic."
The post disappeared after the post, and people who eat melons expressed: "What about the back? We want to read the next article? Did we get together later?"
After a few days, the host replied: "Later? Then we played the two-player mode of "Super Mario" together, and she ignored me..."
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There are many examples of this kind of male silence and female tears, but there are not without happy endings.
Many players use "The Legend of Zelda" to their girlfriends or female friends to Amway Sitch Pro games, and found that, among female players, "Super Mario" seems to be more popular than "The Legend of Zelda". welcome
Many people happily played the two-player mode with their girls. Of course, it all depends on their ability to play "PUBG Mobile", "Break Up Simulator" or "Beauty Undress" in the end...
Even Chen Mo himself was a little surprised by the counterattack of "Super Mario Odyssey".
He looked at the best-selling data he just got, and said with emotion: "I don't know where such a group of people suddenly appeared, and they like the two-player game mode so much... Hasn't "Super Mario" been out for several years? Why did you go..."
Li Jingsi smiled: "Based on the sales of the previous sitch, it's normal that many players haven't played it before."
Chen Mo sighed: "I'm not saying that I feel sorry for the sales of this game, the main thing is... this is an old game from a few years ago, these people are only playing it now, what a waste of time!"
Li Jingsi was taken aback: "What's the delay?"
Chen Mo explained: "Games from a few years ago are only used to flirt with girls now... If "Super Mario" is released, it will be used to flirt with girls. Doesn't it mean that the children already have it? Blood loss!"
Li Jingsi smiled: "What you said is not unreasonable, but it doesn't have to be flirting with girls, or it might be friendship."
Chen Mo frowned: "Two men playing "Super Mario" together? And one controlling the hat and the other controlling Kepi? No, this picture is too gay, hot eyes, I can't make up my mind."
Li Jingsi smiled and said: "What's the matter? I remember when I was young, many of the most basic game consoles supported 1p and 2p. At that time, it was okay for two little boys to play games together. Why did they become gay when they grew up? Obviously It’s just that you have a problem with your thinking.”
"Cough, I was discovered by you." Chen Mo coughed twice, "Speaking of two-player games, I have a pretty good idea for a two-player game, and I can show it to everyone to play."
"Huh? Is it still "Super Mario"? Or is it a retro side-scrolling and fighting game?" Li Jingsi asked curiously.
Chen Mo shook his head with a smile: "Of course not."