"Hey, why should I get up early in the morning for class?"
Luo Lin walked toward the classroom with his eyes half-squinted like a walking dead.
The monkey next to him is not much better. He is holding Xiaobao, and he can’t even open his eyes under the sunlight. Fortunately, Xiaobao is the king of ghosts. If he were a normal child, he would meet them so unreliable. People, bumps and bumps are considered light.
In fact, Luo Lin and Monkey really didn’t want to come to class, and it was the first and second class. But when the school opened the morning meeting yesterday, they criticized the Faculty of Letters and specifically criticized them by name and asked them to write a deep review. To the teachers in the liberal arts college.
Of the 17 colleges in the school, only the Faculty of Arts was criticized by name. The leaders of the Faculty of Arts who were standing on the playground for a meeting were all green with anger.
The top is not easy, the bottom is even worse.
The college's punishment for Luo Lin and Monkey was to criticize and review by name, while the College of Arts posted their "brilliant" deeds on the bulletin board and warned them that if they were absent again, all their usual grades would be zero.
In their school, the final final scores are divided into two sections, the test scores plus the usual scores, although the usual scores only account for 30%, but if the usual scores are zero, the two of them will get at least 86 points in the test.
Compared to score 86 in the exam, Luo Lin and Monkey would rather go to the classroom to attend class.
"I really admire myself. I arrived in the classroom before class in the morning for the first time this semester." Luo Lin's head was attached to the desk, and he half-squinted at Xiaobao, profoundly explaining what is called scumbag.
The monkey sandwiched Little Treasure between himself and Luo Lin's seats, and told him not to move, do all this, put his hands on the table, and fell asleep.
The two of them have already seen them. These two classes are open classes, and the teacher will not be too demanding of them. They sit in the last row deliberately. As long as they are not shouting loudly, the teacher will basically open one eye and close one eye.
Xiaobao was sitting on a chair alone, and there were no toys.
Deep in his flesh, the little hand pulled the monkey down, wanting the monkey to play with him, but the monkey got up too early today, and now he sleeps very deeply and has no response.
Little Paula's monkey clothes didn't respond, and he turned to La Luolin's clothes again, but Luo Lin was similar to the monkey. Although he woke up, he only pushed Xiao Bao and changed his posture.
If the monkey and Luo Lin didn't play with Little Treasure, then he could only find someone to play by himself.
Little Treasure saw a beautiful young lady sitting next to Luo Lin, crawling over Luo Lin little by little. Luo Lin moved his body at the time and almost didn't let Little Bao fall off.
Little Treasure looked at Luo Lin, then at the beautiful young lady next to him, and made a bad face at Luo Lin.
Little Treasure climbed up to the young lady's side, stretched out her fleshy little hand, and touched the young lady's body.
People are big, little ghosts, this is not false at all.
The female classmate next to Luo Lin was angry at the time. Seeing Luo Lin lying on the table sleeping, she didn't catch the current situation, and finally resisted the urge to beat Luo Lin.
"Aha..."
Xiao Bao clapped his hands in excitement, seeming to have a particularly enjoyable look.
After a few seconds, Xiao Bao started again on the young lady next to her.
This time, the girl couldn't bear it, lifted up for a long time, and pointed the toe of the high heels to Luo Lin's feet, and then—
"what!"
Luo Lin screamed and suddenly bounced from his seat.
The girl next to him didn't expect Luo Lin to react like this. Isn't the average person with a guilty conscience swallowing his breath
Luo Lin's reaction greatly exceeded the girl's reaction.
"Who, who stepped on me just now?"
Just as Luo Lin dreamed of dating Ye Ziqi, he was woken up by someone. The degree of anger can be imagined, and when his head is hot, he runs away.
Just now Luo Lin flicked from his seat and sat up, and he has become the focus of the class. After the roar just now, he has successfully provoked the teacher's anger.
What made Luo Lin most tragic was that the lectures were no longer the teachers who gave public lectures, but their professional teachers. What was even worse was that Lu Huaiyin was still known as the "Exterminator".
Luo Lin slept this night, and he slept directly for two classes.
"Luo Lin, it's you again!"
Luo Lin looked embarrassed: "Teacher, I didn't know it was you."
"Hahaha..."
There was a burst of laughter from the whole class.
"Look at you, you can't open your eyes, what do you think about..."
Lu Huaiyin was about to launch a mouth cannon attack, but the monkey said in a daze.
"Luo Lin, did the extermination master come to check the bed too? I seem to hear her voice... Don't push me, go and close the door, don't let the extermination master come in too..."
The monkey completely ignored Luo Lin's reminder, and put half of his face on the desk, and when he was talking, the harazi came out.
"Puff—"
Although the students around me tried their best not to laugh, they couldn't help but laughed within three seconds.
"Hahaha..."
This time, the monkey was completely awakened.
The monkey looked at Luo Lin who stood up, as well as the classmates who kept laughing. The most frightening thing was that the person standing on the podium was the extinct teacher.
"Am I still dreaming? Why do I dream of Exterminating Master?"
"I also hope that I am dreaming." Luo Lin twitched his mouth a few times and said in a low voice, "This time I was hurt by you."
Luo Lin was already standing on the edge of the knife, but now that he was so disturbed by the monkey, Luo Lin successfully changed to lying on the edge of the knife.
The culprit on one side saw Luo Lin and the monkey standing respectfully, showing bright smiling faces, and enthusiastically clapped hands and applauded Luo Lin and the monkey.
Luo Lin glared at Xiao Bao and murmured, "You still laugh, it's all a good thing you kid did!"
"Okay, very good, you two really deserve to be brothers and sisters."
Lu Huaiyin took the eraser in his hand and threw it on the monkey's face.
I have to say that this woman who is already in menopause is really not very good. It is obviously an eraser thrown at the monkey, but the eraser is actually so cheap that it is three positions away from the monkey's face on Xiaobao.
Xiao Bao was hit by the eraser, and the chalk dust fell on his face. Xiao Bao shook his head and removed the chalk dust, but the little guy pursed his mouth and tears were already in his eyes. The possibility of breaking the bank.
Luo Lin bent down, pretending to be picking up an eraser, and comforted Little Treasure: "Little Treasure will not cry. You will become a man in the future. Be strong. I and your dad will look after you, don't cry..."
"Master, get out of the way."
Luo Lin didn't understand what was going on. Hearing the general's reminder, his body reacted instinctively, and then he was hit with a scrubber again. This time, Master Exterminator felt surprisingly good, and hit Xiaobao's face again. on.
"Xiaobao, you are a man, be strong and don't cry..."
Luo Lin finally made Xiaobao hold back his tears. This time, the flood completely broke the bank.
"Wow… "
"Oh oh oh—"
Jiang Chen gloated and said, "It looks like someone is going to be unlucky this time."
"What do you mean?"
"Okay, Luo Lin, dare to hide!"
Lu Huaiyin saw that he hadn't hit Luo Lin and the monkey twice with the eraser, and couldn't hold back his face, so he grabbed a handful of chalk and threw it on Luo Lin.
"Crack—"
With a clear voice, I remembered that Lu Huaiyin's arm was close to his shoulder—dislocated.
Another scream!
"Mom, is Master Exterminator planning to kill Luo Lin this time?" A certain boy smirked, covering his mouth.
"No, it takes so much effort to dislocate my arm..."
Hey, a farce involving Xiaobao touching PP is over. In this game, all players participating in the game are all gameovers!
Finally, one day during the holiday, I planned to watch a movie with my family. At the beginning everyone said to go, but after discussing and discussing it, I finally released my pigeons.
I didn’t even write a novel...
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