Am I A God?

Chapter 123: Shave your head

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At this moment, Yuanyuan was seen yawning and crawling out. On his head, a large piece of baldness had also been lost. After seeing a large piece of bald scalp, only black downy scalp remained.

"Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao!" Matcha rubbed Zhao Yao's calf and shouted, "Elizabeth wants to kill me! Please support! Protect our little Chacha."

"It's better than nothing." Zhao Yao touched his chin: "Today is the night of famous cats. It's too late, so let's do this for now." As he said that, he cut off a few more tufts of hair and put them on his round head. superior.

Matcha's body froze when her neck was bitten like this, and then she screamed: "Kill the cat! Kill the cat!"

"Fuck you bitch!"

Matcha's body flashed and she had appeared next to Elizabeth. She patted her shoulder with her paws, then touched her bald head and said, "This world is all about evidence. Miss, if you talk nonsense about me like this, be careful what I tell you." The lawyer will send you a lawyer's letter, suing you for defamation."

He, who was not bald, looked at the three bald men and immediately burst into laughter: "Hahahaha! You... Hahahahaha... You... You look so ugly!"

"It's you who did it, silly cat!" Elizabeth took a step forward, her eyes full of evil, but combined with her falling head, there was no sense of momentum at all.

But in the end, we got into trouble when we got Elizabeth. Elizabeth is a standard long-haired cat, big in size, and her head is bigger than Yuanyuan and Qianqiu, and her baldness is even more serious.

At this time, Matcha yawned, dragged her tail, and walked out of the bedroom casually.

But at this time, Shi Zhan's CD finally passed. Matcha's body flashed slightly and disappeared from Elizabeth's mouth. He came a few meters away and hid behind Zhao Yao.

"Only a fool will believe you!" Zhao Yao threw the matcha directly to Elizabeth, Qianqiu and Yuanyuan. Amidst the continuous screams, orange cat fur rose into the sky, and the whole house was in a state of panic.

Biting the back of the neck is an instinctive action for cats to attack each other. When bitten here, many cats will instinctively stop resisting because this is where female cats are used to holding kittens in their mouths.

Seeing the looks of the three people and listening to what Elizabeth said, Matcha rolled his eyes and said, "Huh? You said I did it? Do you have evidence? Do you have evidence to prove that I, George Matcha, did it?"

Elizabeth's miserable howls kept ringing in Zhao Yao's ears.

hiss!

"Isn't this hairy enough? I'll find a way." After Elizabeth said calmly, she used the soles of her feet to hold down Matcha who was lying on the ground after being beaten, pressed one foot on his neck, then lowered her head and faced Bite the hair off Matcha's head.

Now the hair on the plush toy was cut off by Zhao Yao. He looked at Matcha, who had been pressed to the ground and rubbed by three super cats. The latter was already lying on the ground like a dead cat. The air is filled with tiny cat hairs.

Before the time-stopping CD ended, Elizabeth slapped Matcha on the mouth again.

After thinking about it, Zhao Yao found a stuffed toy. This was the toy he bought when he was raising Matcha because he was afraid that he would be lonely.

At the same time, Matcha was delighted: "Sure enough, after balding the heads of these three cats, their appearance is at least thirty points lower than mine. I have decided on the star cat this time."

"Bitch cat!" Elizabeth slapped Matcha's mouth, which was still in reverie.

"Who did it?" Elizabeth said angrily: "Who shaved my hair?"

You must know that at least half of the appearance of a cat is provided by its hair. Once the hair is shaved, the effect is similar to that of a female star removing makeup.

"What's wrong?" Yuanyuan looked at Elizabeth, then touched her head and said, "Why does it feel like the weather is so cold today?"

Zhao Yao stood behind Elizabeth, squatted down, and gently touched her head with one hand. He could clearly see the bald patch on her head and the very short layer of down.

Zhao Yao put the hair cut off from the stuffed toy on Yuanyuan's head. Yuanyuan looked at it and said, "It won't work at all, it's too sparse!"

The three cats all had their heads shaved, as if they had suddenly turned into three bald middle-aged men.

bass! Five sharp claws popped out of Elizabeth's fleshy palm and gently scratched Matcha's face: "Watch me scratch your face, you can't do it, star cat!"

"Still want to call the police?" Elizabeth slapped Matcha on the face again, and then the whole cat pounced on it, biting the back of Matcha's neck.

"You want to be a celebrity cat, right?" Elizabeth bit Matcha's neck and slapped her down with cat fists.

There was a sound like tearing paper, and Elizabeth directly tore the hair off the back of Matcha's head.

"You think you can succeed with your sissy face?"

Seeing Matcha laughing, and then looking at the hair on the opponent's head that was not bald, Elizabeth, Yuan Yuan and Mei Qiu all had a cold glint in their eyes.

"It's not me, how could it be me?!" Matcha said with a pair of big innocent eyes: "Maybe some perverted super cat broke into our house yesterday and secretly shaved all the hair on their heads. It’s light.”

Coal Ball also stretched out his waist and slowly crawled out from under the sofa. In Zhao Yao's surprised eyes, he saw that his head had also been shaved bald.

"I'm telling you, if you do this again I'm going to call the police!"

"He wants to be a cuckold anyway, it doesn't matter if he has hair or not, right?" Elizabeth spat out the bloody orange hair into Zhao Yao's hand: "Is that enough?"

After a while, the screams of Yuanyuan and Qianqiu were heard again in the living room. The three cats looked back and forth in front of the mirror, looking at their bald heads in disbelief.

But now the three super cats have bald heads. The light illusion can only make them look fine, but not touch them.

"You must blame yourselves for being too careless. The competition in the cat cafe is so cruel. In order to reach the top, I, Matcha, will do whatever it takes, just to win..."

Zhao Yao rolled his eyes, grabbed the matcha, and said, "You took advantage of everyone's sleep last night and stopped shaving them."

"Meow!" A scream came from Matcha's mouth: "It's bleeding, it's bleeding, don't stop it!"

"who?"

"This..." Zhao Yao also frowned as he looked at the cat's head, which clearly felt wrong even after the fur was applied on it.

Then there are the briquettes. The hair of the briquettes is short hair and feels somewhat similar to a stuffed toy.

"What did you do..."

Zhao Yao coughed and said, "Okay, don't beat him to death, we have to pick up guests today."