"I used to be a classmate, now I'm a colleague. Damn it, what's wrong with you?"
"I see." Zhao Yao's eyes flashed: "I have thought before that a stable transmission channel can be established between us. Anything can be swallowed by one party and spit out by the other party. And with this After devouring itself, it can be teleported to the other party at any time."
"No, I'll take care of it from my parents' side. I checked online and found that some people have successfully trained cats to use the toilet. Just say that I have also successfully trained their cats. My parents should be happy." Xiaoyu said while taking the I took out my mobile phone, which was playing a scene of an orange cat pooping in the toilet and then pumping water.
As a cat, Yuwan, like ordinary cats, has stubborn habits regarding the location and method of the toilet. He is unwilling to change the toilet, let alone use a flush toilet.
"Don't you feel ashamed to ask others to shovel poop for you when you are obviously smart?" Xiao Yu said with a look of disgust: "And cat litter is also very expensive to use. In comparison, toilet flushing is cheap. too much."
"Hey, are you smart? Then don't use the cat toilet in the future, use the toilet instead."
"Well, the cat cafe's business is very good, and he has been in a very good mood recently." Xiao Shiyu thought for a moment and said, "As for the extraordinary phenomena, I sent them to you in last week's report."
"I'm Zhao Yao."
Yu Wan struggled and said: "But...but I'm used to using cat litter, and if my parents suddenly find out that I don't use cat litter, wouldn't they be surprised?"
Then he saw the ripples in space accompanying Zhao Yao's mouth. Briquettes crawled out with a curious look on his face, looking left and right as if he was confirming something.
But when he pressed the last button, Matcha felt his whole body tremble: "Finally, it's a video game boy for 288 yuan." After buying the skin, the first thing Matcha did was to share it with friends and WeChat circles. ,besides…
"Then who am I?"
"That's right." The smiling orange cat clicked on the WeChat account of the little fat man who specializes in killing Luban, and activated the shared picture of the skin.
"By the way, I still have to calculate the commission on the matcha. Let me see how much it is..."
"Is it because the abilities cannot be used at the same time?" Zhao Yao patted his head and thought: "There is nothing we can do about it, but just as it is now, it is powerful enough."
"You are Xiao Shiyu, what are you doing?"
Outside the house, cheers for Matcha could be heard.
He planned to eat the container tomorrow night and then decorate the shelter inside.
"But...but..."
After looking at the things he planned to purchase, Zhao Yao suddenly reacted.
After hanging up the phone, Xiao Shiyu looked at several messages on WeChat and chose to ignore them all. Perhaps because of her involvement in Otonashi's field, her physique has become better and better recently, her skin texture and figure have also continued to improve, and her appearance has also improved again. Several male customers she met in the cat cafe are pursuing her, which makes her She was troubled.
Then he stood up and wanted to leave the toilet.
"Well, transformation and hallucination? It is indeed very useful information." As he said this, Lao He thought in his mind: "Is it hallucination? If so, maybe Zhao Yao's hard power is not what we estimated before. So powerful."
"Sir, I have to attend training all day on Saturday, so I don't have time to go there." Xiao Shiyu said coldly: "Also, please don't call me Shiyu, our personal relationship is not that familiar yet."
Next, Zhao Yao ordered some cans, compressed biscuits, mineral water, energy bars and other foods online, as well as some simple shelves and fixed tools, and then found a place that sold containers.
Xiao Shiyu then said: "Sir, why haven't you paid this month's salary yet?"
"Long live Zhao Yao! Long live Zhao Yao!" Matcha saw the red envelope and jumped up from the massage chair. Her eyes were shining and she kept pressing the phone: "Video game boy! Video game boy, you can finally buy video games. The boy has such skin."
But suddenly, the tragic scene after Xiao Yu found out that the toilet was not flushed came to mind. His whole body shook violently again, and he quickly jumped on the back of the toilet and pressed the button to flush the water.
"It's nothing. Mom and Dad work so hard every day, so I can only shovel shit, right? Do you think it's fun to shovel shit for you every day? It stinks so bad."
Xiaoyu glanced at the fish ball, then pointed at the cat flushing the toilet in the video and said: "The ability to use the toilet to poop and pee, don't you think that after you develop this ability, it will be much better than your original one. "
"After that… "
Seeing the briquettes crawling out of his mouth, Zhao Yao reacted instantly: "This is... the briquettes. After you devoured yourself, did you come out from my side?"
"Yeah." Coal Ball nodded and said, "It seems that I can choose to come out from your side when I go out."
Clicking on the WeChat account of Luban, the strongest player in the Chinese server, Zhao Yao sent a red envelope worth 500 yuan.
…
"Oh, I'm obviously a cat, but why do I need to use the toilet! It's not comfortable at all!" Yuwan complained secretly in his heart, remembering what Xiaoyu, a primary school girl, said at that time.
As an American shorthair cat with a silver undercoat and black stripes, Yuwan is sitting on the toilet. There is a mobile phone on a small chair in front of him. He is scrolling through it at the moment.
…
Just then the WeChat message rang. She looked down and found that it was a red envelope sent by Zhao Yao.
Suddenly there was a splash of water, his body trembled, and a groan came out of his mouth.
"Hey, Shiyu, how are you? Do you want to go out for dinner this Saturday? It's a team activity."
"Oh, finances are tight, finances are tight. I have already applied as above. It will be sent out in a few days. It will be sent out in a few days. Xiao Xiao, please be patient and don't worry."
"By the way, speaking of... the profit settlement has been completed. It doesn't matter how the money earned this month is spent now." Thinking of this, Zhao Yao opened WeChat, first found Xiao Shiyu's WeChat, and then sent 2,000 yuan. The red envelope passed.
…
Zhao Yao angrily exited Xiao Shiyu's dialog box, curled his lips and said: "What the hell, is this woman stupid?" Shaking his head, he then gave out this month's commission bonuses to other cats. After all, it was agreed upon at the beginning. For every customer in the store, each super cat gets a dollar.
"Why?" Yuwan said, "Isn't it natural for a cat to poop in the cat litter and then bury it?"
"We all get to know each other when we get together more often." Lao He smiled, and the next moment he said a little seriously: "By the way, Zhao Yao, are there no problems recently?"
Although Zhao Yao had not promised to give Xiao Shiyu any bonus, she and Bai Quan were much more tired than just a few cats from cleaning and entertaining customers every day, so Zhao Yao thought it was appropriate to give them more.
…
Next, Zhao Yao let the briquettes try again. To his disappointment, when he switched to Matcha or Elizabeth's abilities, the briquettes could no longer come out of his mouth.
"Then what is our relationship?"
"Tch." Yuwan turned his head away and thought in his mind: "Huh, next time you let your second wife poop on your bed, you will know who is smarter, kinder, and cuter."
"Oh? They actually give out red envelopes. The sun is coming out from the west." When he opened it, it turned out to be 2,000 yuan. Xiao Shiyu was stunned and replied: "Who are you?"
"Great." Zhao Yao deeply understood that in this way, the dimensional stomach bag of coal ball is the most powerful escape tool. Not only can you hide in it, but you can also transfer through the dimensional stomach bag and escape to the other party's location. .