Am I A God?

Chapter 167: Despair and snore

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"I can't stand it anymore!!" Coal Ball kept opening his mouth wide, revealing his sharp teeth. He opened his mouth wider and wider, pointing in the direction of the rice cake's head, as if he wanted to compare the size and swallow him in one gulp.

Hulu... Hulu... Hulu...

"This guy... is so desperate... let's see what happens tomorrow." Zhao Yao had a ruthless look in his eyes and thought to himself, "If it doesn't work, I can only use a trick."

"Okay, okay." Zhao Yao pressed his eyebrows with a headache, picked up Yuanyuan and Elizabeth, and controlled the briquettes to walk to the corner of the hall: "Next, I will think of a way, don't mess around, otherwise Nian Gao will go crazy. It would be a big disaster, and it would cause a big earthquake."

Zhao Yao wordlessly picked up the coal ball by the neck, while the other party was still punching and kicking him in mid-air, looking like a drunkard.

Loud snoring filled the whole house, and Zhao Yao seemed to feel the floor shaking slightly.

As she said that, she rushed to Nian Gao, stepped on his face, and then stomped hard: "Bitch!"

"Did it succeed?" Just when several cats breathed a sigh of relief, an even worse voice appeared.

Feeling the murderous aura in the air, Yuanyuan immediately lay down on the ground, trembling and said: "It's not me, it's not me."

Zhao Yao walked out of the hall with deep dark circles under his eyes and saw Elizabeth, Yuan Yuan, and Mei Qiu all surrounding Nian Gao. The loud purring sound came from the folded-eared cat.

However, after flicking it for seven or eight times in succession, Nian Gao still showed no sign of waking up.

Half an hour later, he finally couldn't help but stand up, walked out of the bedroom, and came to the hall: "Holy crap, who is snoring so loudly? Do you have any sense of justice?"

This made the snoring stop for a while, but not long after, it started again... snoring... snoring... snoring.

The snoring of rice cakes in front of you really makes any animal unable to sleep.

But Zhao Yao was immediately frightened when he saw this scene.

"Where are you playing your cock? It's so light?" Coal Ball shouted impatiently: "Get out of the way."

"We can only find a way to trick her into the dimensional stomach bag." Zhao Yao said towards the briquettes: "briquettes, open the dimensional stomach bag, I will wake her up, and then trick her into it."

"Gone? Are you awake?" When Zhao Yaozheng felt strange, there were still sounds of snoring in his ears. He followed the shouts and immediately saw the rice cakes being thrown into the trash can Yuanyuan, and then again Tie a knot in a trash bag.

Zhao Yao nodded silently: "It feels like her shouts are much louder than ordinary cats. Maybe the essence of her ability is not earthquakes, but vibrations. And because of the relationship between Otonashi's domain and her ability, it resonates together? But what’s the matter with sleeping for so long? Could it be that he instinctively started to use vibration to treat his rickets?”

I saw my round butt vibrating first, then my whole body began to vibrate, my mouth opened, and it made a sound like a car engine.

"Fuck, Yuanyuan, you want to die."

"Let me go!" Coal Ball was still struggling: "I'm going to step on her to wake her up! Don't stop me!"

"Have you forgotten that this guy's ability is earthquake? If it hurts her, our building may collapse, and we don't know how many people will die." He took a look at Nian Gao, who was still sleeping soundly, and secretly rejoiced in his heart: "Fortunately, this guy can sleep, and he was not woken up by this, otherwise it would be a big trouble again when he wakes up."

Because the three cats surrounding the rice cake were not watching quietly.

"Wake up quickly, roar!"

"Banqiu, have you eaten catnip secretly?"

As he spoke, Zhao Yao had already flicked Nian Gao's head with his fingers. Although he wanted to wake him up, he was afraid of going too far and causing him to activate his earthquake ability.

That night.

Zhao Yao smiled helplessly as he saw Elizabeth, Yuanyuan, and Mei Qiu staring at him with their dead fish eyes.

Zhao Yao advised: "At least he's handsome, and good skin can also improve his level, and he can use skills faster."

"I originally thought this dead cat was abandoned because of rickets." Zhao Yao stared at the rice cake in his arms: "It turns out that it snores too much."

"It's useless." Matcha said with great humility: "For a useless cat like me, the only value of playing King of Glory is to become a stepping stone for the masters to show off and slap in the face, a prop to increase their presence, and a number in the head score. That’s all.”

Then Yuanyuan sat directly on Nian Gao's face.

"I'll find a way." Zhao Yao said, took Nian Gao into his arms and began to caress it. Unfortunately, even after touching it, the decibels did not decrease.

"What's the point of buying the skin?" Matcha lay flat on Zhao Yao's hand and said feebly: "Anyway, if you buy it, you will be beaten, and you will be called a skinned dog..."

He smiled bitterly and looked at the sleeping rice cake in his arms: "Speaking of which, this guy has been sleeping longer and longer these days, and his noises have become louder and louder." He thought in his mind: "Earthquake, shaking? Could it be? Is it because it shook the air?"

Zhao Yao looked at the obviously unconscious coal ball in front of him, raised his forehead, and directly activated Elizabeth's ability to control the opponent.

However, the hazy sleepiness prevented him from standing up, so he wrapped his head with a quilt and forced himself to fall asleep.

"Matcha, don't you want to buy a skin?" Zhao Yao asked tentatively, "How about I recharge you a hundred dollars and buy you a skin?"

"Tell you to sleep and snore!"

"Stop!" Seeing that Coal Ball's fangs seemed to be biting the head of the rice cake to bleed, Zhao Yao immediately stopped and stopped her movement.

Feeling that he was thinking further and further, Zhao Yao shook his head: "But now is not the time to think about these things. If the argument continues like this, Elizabeth and the others will really kill the cat."

But when he looked at the ground again, he found that the rice cake was gone.

The red light in Elizabeth's eyes in the distance slowly faded away, and she curled her lips: "Tch, it wasn't thrown away."

Elizabeth frowned and said, "What should we do? Her voice has been getting louder and louder these days, and today no one at home can sleep."

When Zhao Yao saw this scene, he quickly pulled away from the angry coal ball and looked at Nian Gao nervously. The other party's face was covered with dirty marks from being stepped on by coal ball's soles, but luckily he didn't show any intention of waking up.

"What catnip?" Coal Ball's body trembled, and he said with saliva: "I didn't eat catnip. I'm very awake. I want to teach this little bitch a lesson today and let her know who is this The eldest son of the family."

Then he saw Elizabeth's eyes were red, and Nian Gao's claws immediately spread out from left to right, eyes closed, and twitched back and forth towards her head.