Coal Ball loosened his paws, patted Nian Gao on the head and said: "From now on, you will mess with me."
"Shit-vomiting monster!"
"Don't come near me!" Nian Gao screamed: "So you put a lot of shit into your space bag, right? Pervert! And how did this shit get in?! You said your mouth is connected to the space bag. !!”
In the past, Zhao Yao showed Nian Gao various mobile games, videos, animations, etc., which were not attractive to Nian Gao. The final reason is that he has experienced a lot, fighting every day in the wild, fighting for food, and experiencing the world. For dark side rice cakes, they are too soft or childish.
Zhao Yao had a headache when he thought of going back to see his parents and sister. The key question was how to explain the current situation to them. After all, he was rich now and the coffee shop was on the road. It was time to provide some benefits to his family. Yes, it is this source that needs to be explained clearly.
"oh."
As for the rice cake in Zhao Yao's arms, his ears were shaking at this moment, attracted by the banging gunfire coming from Zhao Yao's earphones.
"Hello?"
"Pervert, the cat in this store is too perverted."
"No, my ability is a space bag." Coal Ball walked up and said, "My mouth is connected to a space bag."
"Your ability is to spit out shit?" Nian Gao looked at Briquettes with a disgusted look on his face.
After taking a look at the rice cake, the game quickly attracted Zhao Yao's attention again, but after a while, Zhao Yao's cell phone rang again.
At this moment, a cat head suddenly stuck out from the door of the toilet room. It was Matcha's head.
"I'll be back next week."
Matcha looked at the two female cats hugging each other in front of her, with a mysterious smile on her face: "The relationship is so good, and they poop together?"
Coal Ball collapsed and said: "I didn't eat shit! I ate five super cats inside, and this is all their shit!"
"That's right, it's useless to show off. A moment of anger is just a way to die. Only living is the most important thing." Nian Gao was shocked in his heart: "My current situation in this coffee house is also the same. I am temporarily dormant for the sake of future reaction. kill."
It turned out that Zhao Yao promised to go home for dinner this month, but he forgot about it because of a series of things about He Haocang and Earthquake Cat. It was his mother who called him just now to urge him.
After seeing this horrific scene, Nian Gao immediately opened his mouth wide and looked at the scene in front of him in horror. He screamed and tried to escape from the cat toilet.
"Well, I'll go offline after eating another handful of chickens, and then think of a solution."
Coal Ball said speechlessly: "I'm not spitting shit, this is my ability..."
Seeing the other party looking at him pitifully, Mei Qiu helplessly licked the hair on Nian Gao's neck, trying to comfort him.
So the rice cakes blocked the hole in the toilet. Listening to the popping popping sounds coming from behind, goosebumps were all over my body and my hair was all over the floor.
When he saw the scene where the character controlled by Zhao Yao was holding a shotgun and beating a woman to death with several shots, Nian Gao's big eyes seemed to flash.
After hanging up the phone, Zhao Yao let out a breath: "I have been so busy during this period that I even forgot about things at home."
Nian Gao's face froze, and a trace of fear flashed in his eyes: "The cat in this coffee shop is so perverted!" Then he nodded sharply.
She stood on tiptoes, stretched her body, put her little paws on the edge of the table, raised her head and looked at Zhao Yao's screen seriously.
"Yes Yes Yes."
Mei Qiu squinted his eyes and looked at the rice cakes, and said, "Okay, then you can guard the door for me now. No one is allowed in until I clear the goods."
"I see."
"You know nothing." Zhao Yao patted Nian Gao's excited head and said, "This move is called bearing the humiliation and bearing the burden. The temporary escape is for the next counterattack. Only the one who survives to the end is the winner. And I'll shoot I didn’t even pick up a handful, so rushing out is not looking for death.”
There was a trace of hesitation in Nian Gao's eyes, but looking at Coal Ball's open mouth and the murderous aura coming from his mouth, he immediately closed his eyes and nodded sharply: "I understand."
"Kill, kill, kill!" Nian Gao shouted, "Why are you running away! Kill that person!"
"It's none of your business." Coal Balls bared his teeth at Matcha and shouted, "It's okay, get out of here."
Coal Ball found that the cat had seen him vomiting feces, and a trace of panic flashed in his eyes. He put away the power of his dimensional stomach bag, rushed in front of Nian Gao, and shouted: "Stop, things are not what you think."
As Coal Ball turned her head, Nian Gao could clearly see her mouth wide open, and all kinds of feces and urine spurted out of her mouth in a seemingly endless stream.
At this moment, watching Zhao Yao holding a gun and killing all the way in the game, all kinds of shootings, bloodshed, and explosions immediately stimulated Nian Gao's nerves, making her stare at the computer screen.
A moment later, Zhao Yao, who was playing the game, suddenly felt his arms sinking. He looked down and found that the rice cake had rolled up into a ball and shrank into his arms. He yelled in his heart: "This is crazy, this The cat in the store is so crazy, it’s better to be safer in this human’s arms.”
Another game started. Watching Zhao Yao, who was all naked, running around the room looking for things and running away when he saw people, Nian Gao finally couldn't bear it anymore.
"Ah!!" After hearing these words, Nian Gao screamed even harder, letting out a miserable howl from his mouth. He screamed while retreating towards the corner, like a little girl being forced by a big man: "Don't eat me! Although I It’s called rice cake, but it doesn’t taste good at all, and I haven’t pooped all day and night, so my stomach is full of shit!”
Seeing the content on the caller ID, Zhao Yao couldn't help but tremble and turned on the phone carefully.
The other party saw his actions anyway, so Mei Qiu simply turned the other party into one of his own and gave himself some relief.
"Damn it, stop screaming!" Seeing Nian Gao yelling like this, for fear of attracting other people's attention, Mei Qiao rushed up and covered Nian Gao's mouth.
After being taught such a lesson by Zhao Yao, Nian Gao was not angry, but a thoughtful look flashed in his eyes.
"Ah!" Seeing the shit-vomiting monster jumping in front of him, Nian Gao stood up in fright, covering his face with his flesh claws: "It stinks."
"Trash man, you are still mean to me." Matcha twisted her fat head and got out, shouting: "I want to tell Elizabeth and the others that you have joined the new cat!"
Nian Gao thought in his heart: "No, this guy's ability is too strong, I can only make do with her temporarily. In order to make human beings feel the pain and bring peace to this world, I must temporarily protect my useful body and cannot just go with it." Sacrifice it casually.”
Coan Qiang shook his beard in anger, but turned his gaze back to Nian Gao, looked at him with a serious face and said, "I'm telling you, if you dare to tell me what you just saw..."
At this moment, Coal Ball was too lazy to explain to the other party. After thinking about the goods in Zhao Yao's hands, he simply threatened the other party: "Then I will spit all the shit I just vomited into your mouth."
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