Am I A God?

Chapter 2: Variety

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Seeing this scene, Zhao Yao was not surprised. Over the past month, he discovered that Matcha was not only able to talk, but could communicate with him as easily. Even his knowledge of the world and his own IQ were increasing day by day. Even Chinese characters and pinyin were They all understood it somehow.

Zhao Yao still shook his head and said, "It's too expensive. I can't afford it. Let's wait until my salary increases." If he really bought those imported cat food and cat snacks, matcha would cost dozens of yuan a day. For today's Zhao Yao's burden was too great.

In addition, after I learned to surf the Internet and play games, my cognitive and personality changes became even more dramatic.

Seeing the other party's leisurely game, Zhao Yao became even more angry and said: "This is the first time this week. How many times have I told you, come out after you poop clean. Don't run away in a hurry after pooping. come out."

"This damn cat!"

Zhao Yao glanced at the opponent's screen. He was already behind by a big score of 2 to 12. He silently held a moment of silence for Matcha's teammates. Zhao Yao shook his head, changed his clothes, tidied the room, and watched TV for a while. Unknowingly, It's 12 o'clock.

Feeling the contempt in Matcha's eyes, Zhao Yao twitched the corners of his lips and said, "You are really snobbish..."

Zhao Yao yawned and returned to the bedroom to prepare for bed, only to find that Matcha had changed his position and was lying on the bed in a herringbone shape, still playing with his mobile phone.

Then the voice of a teammate came from the mobile phone.

Then I saw a webpage opened on my phone, and it was staying on the Taobao page. It was full of various imported cat food and canned food.

The same goes for Matcha, all the others heard except him was meowing.

"Why did you poop outside the toilet again? Do you know how troublesome it is to clean it up?" Zhao Yao said angrily.

"Stupid Lu Ban, please report our Lu Ban after the opponent's match is over!"

"Um."

On the other side, Matcha was still having a heated exchange with his teammates in Honor of Kings. Ever since Zhao Yao gave him his old mobile phone, the cat had fallen in love with playing games.

Zhao Yao walked forward, glanced at the phone screen, and said, "Are you playing Honor of Kings again?"

Zhao Yao twitched his lips: "That thing is unreliable. How can it not be environmentally friendly enough to shovel shit every day, and let me check your health."

The communication between them is not so much based on sound, but some kind of spiritual communication. Even if they don't speak and just think in their hearts, they can hear each other's heart sounds within ten meters.

However, mobile games, especially games like Honor of Kings, are still too unfriendly to Matcha's cat's claws, which makes him often make control mistakes. He lost nine out of ten games, and the only one he won was lying down, which also led to He is still stubborn and stubborn even now.

As he spoke, he opened his big eyes and kept rubbing Zhao Yao's palm.

Zhao Yao's mind came back to Matcha's innocent, cute and obedient look more than a month ago, and he couldn't help but miss him.

After looking at Matcha, who was now addicted to King of Glory, he curled his lips and stretched out his head to look at the screen. He saw Luban No. 7 controlled by Matcha running around in the field, and was finally knocked to death by Sun Wukong with a few sticks.

"Can primary school students please stop coming and do your homework?"

Several tests within a month also allowed Zhao Yao to confirm something, that is, except for Matcha, he could not communicate with other ordinary cats.

"Lu Ban is a fool, right? The start is now."

"I know, I won't go outside next time." Matcha said nonchalantly, eyes fixed on the screen from beginning to end.

"Others took my head based on their skills, so why should I give it away?"

However, when cleaning the cat toilet, Zhao Yao found a small piece of cat feces dropped at the door of the cat toilet.

"Zhao Yao, buy me some cat food. I'm tired of eating the royal ones." Matcha stared at Zhao Yao expectantly.

After being rejected again, Matcha immediately stopped what he was doing, narrowed his round eyes again, rolled his eyes at Zhao Yao, jumped off the sofa, and walked to the bedroom.

Seeing these words, Matcha's tail swung around in anger, and he started typing to yell back.

Over the past month, Matcha's intelligence has grown rapidly, especially since she learned to surf the Internet, and she has transformed from a five-year-old innocent child into a fifteen-year-old rebellious boy.

"Bad tank, don't you know how to protect the back row?"

Matcha didn't even raise her head, and said with a look of disdain: "Are you stupid? I'm a cat, I don't need to sleep at night."

After resting for a while, Zhao Yao stood up and started to tidy up the room. Because he kept a cat, he needed to sweep the floor every day to clean up the cat hair on the floor. At the same time, he had to go to the cat toilet to shovel poop, throw it into a garbage bag and throw it away.

Seeing Zhao Yao's refusal, Matcha immediately widened her round eyes, looked at him more pitifully and said, "I read on the Internet that whether the cat food is good or not is related to the cat's lifespan. If the cat food is not eaten well, , when you get sick when you get old, you will urinate blood in the future. And if I eat the same cat food every day, I will vomit. Buy me some imported cat food."

"It's like I have a son, and he is still as good as Matcha before."

Holding my nose, I threw the small piece of feces into a garbage bag through several layers of toilet paper, and then carefully wiped the floor with disinfectant several times.

But Zhao Yao scanned it for a while, looked at the imported cat food that cost 670 for any bag, and immediately said: "It's so expensive? No, no, it's too expensive."

After doing all this, he immediately walked into the bedroom and saw Matcha lying on the bed with an old mobile phone in front of her.

"I know." Matcha said while controlling the phone: "Who said the toilet is so dirty? There is no place to put my feet. When are you going to buy me an automatic cat toilet? I see that many cats on the Internet use it. ”

Zhao Yao sighed, frowned, and urged: "It's already 12 o'clock, how long do you have to fight? Get ready to go to bed."

His little head is raised, his eyes are attentive, his little mouth is open, his pink tongue is slightly sticking out, he is staring at the mobile phone in front of him with a cute expression, and a pair of pink paws are constantly moving on the screen of the mobile phone. His face was full of nervousness.

Matcha swung her tail: "You obviously don't have money. How can manual shoveling be environmentally friendly? It's only environmentally friendly if you use it for farming."