Matcha stared at Zhao Yao closely and asked, "Then what should I do?"
However, there is naturally no illusion effect in the video, and the lighting is also very poor. The whole picture is dark, and you can only vaguely see Matcha running around, knocking cats to the ground from time to time, and then Or slap someone else in the face.
Favorite dried fish: "Bite it with your teeth, use your claws, what's the point of beating it? It makes me anxious to death."
"What's wrong?" the young man asked curiously.
"I don't have a house, I don't have any special skills, I can't work well, and my future is bleak. Think about it and ask about the background. If the cat has a good bloodline, it's not bad. It's good for future generations. You can put your hope in the next generation."
Another example is when he stepped on Sausage's face, the word "powerful" jumped out.
The tattooed man reached out and touched the rock in front of him, frowning and saying: "This rock is weird. It doesn't seem to be naturally formed. It feels too neat to the touch."
I saw Zhao Yao touching Matcha's cat head, rubbing it and saying, "Matcha, how can you marry Diana if you don't work hard?"
After a tiring day, Zhao Yao took the super cats, Bai Quan, and Nanako home.
The tattooed man looked carefully and found that the rocks in front of him were like tiles, with the same pattern repeating themselves.
In the cat toilet, Matcha's nose was stuffed with two pieces of toilet paper. She looked at her phone excitedly and tapped the screen with her paws from time to time.
When Zhao Yao walked towards his computer desk, he saw that Nian Gao had jumped onto the table first and was sitting there with an angry look on his face, staring at him.
"I know how to be lazy all day long." Zhao Yao's eyes flashed red, and Matcha was controlled. He stood up and started licking his lower body. After finishing licking, he jumped out.
Zhao Yao looked at the silent Matcha and said, "Are you going to say that you were masturbated?"
"Work hard. If you get a celebrity cat this month, I'll let you meet Diana."
Seeing the sudden appearance of a figure filled with black aura, Matcha, who was squatting in the cat toilet, was startled, and yellow urine spurted out.
Nian Gao angrily stretched out his palm and slapped Zhao Yao's extended hand away, meowing: "Zhao Yao, you go out early and come back late these days, what on earth have you been doing? Is there a cat outside?"
"Do you have a pedigree certificate? Do you have photos of your parents?" Zhao Yao asked repeatedly: "Do you have photos of your grandparents? What cat competitions has your family participated in? What awards have you won?"
Nian Gao said in a milky voice: "Yes! You haven't let me play for three days! You set a power-on password, and I can't turn it on. Every day when I open my eyes, you are gone. I can't wait for you every day when I go to bed." Come back, you bastard, do you want to keep a cat? Just stay outside and don't go home."
Matcha lowered his head and fell into deep thought.
"Pass it to me?" Matcha raised her head and said in surprise.
"Cat meows?" The young man also stopped close to the rock. After a while, his eyes lit up: "It seems there is one!"
His expression suddenly changed, and he said solemnly: "It's power! A cat controlled me with super power!"
Matcha lowered her head reluctantly.
Matcha lowered her head in frustration, and her tail drooped feebly.
At this moment, the door to the toilet room opened with a bang, and a black figure stood in.
After a while, several more comments came out.
Matcha was left speechless by the question and said dejectedly: "Then what should I do?"
Nanako thought to herself: "This nerd plays computer games at home and in cat cafes every day, and sooner or later he will develop mouse skills." After thinking about it, she ran to the kitchen and said, "Shiroizumi-kun, let me help you."
"Shh." The tattooed man raised his finger and made a quiet expression. After a while, he said, "Listen, there seems to be a cat meowing here?"
The young man punched the rock twice hard, making a crackling sound. He shook his hand and said, "It's a very hard and thick rock. I'm afraid we can't open it with the strength of the two of us."
Zhao Yao patted Matcha on the head and said: "Matcha, you are the only eldest cat in the family, and look at it, Yuanyuan is too fat, Elizabeth is too arrogant, and Briquettes is too independent. It would be great if Mango can survive with his IQ. , Nian Gao is sick again. When I retire in the future, who will I pass this cat coffee on to if I don’t pass it on to you?”
"What's the point of just seeing each other?" Matcha said, pretending not to care, thinking to herself: "Humph, as the saying goes, one learns from every experience. I, Matcha, have experienced ups and downs. What storms and waves have I not seen? Fake photos. "Meow, I've already talked about it, but I still can't see this trick of yours?"
Zhao Yao was slightly surprised when he saw Matcha's pretentious appearance: "Oh? Matcha, this kid, has learned to be smart? But he wants to fight with me, haha, he is still too immature."
Nian Gao resisted for a while, but couldn't help but bring his chin closer and narrowed his eyes comfortably.
God above God: "Why does this fat cat look familiar?"
Matcha immediately raised her head and said confidently: "I am a Jianghai Fold cat! I am the only one in my generation!"
"Zhao... Zhao... Zhao... Zhao Yao!" Matcha immediately put down his mobile phone and said with a puzzled face: "What's going on? Why is the mobile phone suddenly in my hand? Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, I don't remember what I just found. Already?"
"Glory of the King!" Matcha shouted.
Although his editing skills were worrisome, he himself seemed to enjoy it.
The little fat man who specializes in killing Luban: "This orange cat's palm skills are okay, but his footwork is too bad. He is not as stable as when I was six months old."
"Hmm~~~ Not bad, it highlights my majestic spirit." Matcha read while editing and adding text from time to time.
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The tattooed man nodded: "Let's go around and take a look. There must be a cat behind this rock. If he can do such weird things, he might be the Elvis of this campus."
Bai Quan said: "Boss, there is no rice at home, can I make pasta?"
"People ask you what rank you are in?"
For example, when he slapped the plane on the face, the word "Pa" popped out.
"Yes, if Mother Diana asks you again in the future, you can straighten your tail and tell her that you are the heir to a two-story cat cafe, with dozens of cats, three people, and a daily turnover of tens of thousands. There is endless canned food and cat food at home, and the cat rice every day is made from beef flown in from abroad. So why isn’t she drooling just staring at her? This is a golden turtle husband."
"They asked again what it means to be masturbated. Are you saying that you are being played with by dozens of little girls every day? Can we still talk about this?"
"They asked you again what your hobbies and interests are and what your specialties are."
"Ah?" Zhao Yao smiled awkwardly and said, "How is it? Do you want to play PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds?"
"See the power of my white gloves!" Matcha jumped off the table with a solemn expression and walked towards the girls: "Celebrity Cat, I'm done!"
"Okay!" Nian Gao immediately became happy: "If you pick up 98K (the only bolt-action sniper rifle currently available in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds), you must give it to me!"
"Sigh." Zhao Yao said sadly: "You can't work well, and you don't have any special skills. When the time comes, Diana's mother will ask you where you live. Do you think Zhao Yao has his own house? You said he lives with five cats. You can sleep wherever you want. What will you do if Diana’s mother asks you where you plan to live after you get married? Diana and the others used to live in a large villa with a separate toilet. What about you? Now they still use public toilets. What will you do if you have children in the future? Are you still crowded with so many cats? "
Looking at the video he posted on Moments, Matcha laughed out loud, looking forward to other people's comments.
"What's wrong with the rice cake?" Seeing the puffed-up look of the Scotsman in front of him, Zhao Yao couldn't help but stretched out his palm, pinched his cheek, and teased him.
"Mom sells batches." Matcha gritted his teeth angrily, but no one said he was powerful and majestic: "A bunch of keyboard cats, they only know how to talk."
Matcha pouted and said, "I will touch him with true love."
"Here you go!" Zhao Yao scratched Nian Gao's chin.
Indeed, after all, the rocks were generated by illusion. No matter how hard Zhao Yao worked, it would be impossible for every rock to be different.
Looking up, you can see that he is editing a video at this moment. The edited content is exactly the scene of defeating Lion Head and the others that Zhao Yao took for him in the underground air raid shelter.
After Zhao Yao on the other side downloaded the game, he suddenly raised his head and glanced at Mao Ka, but his brows furrowed: "Where is this guy Matcha?"
After a while, people started commenting under the video.
After finally finishing the editing, Matcha started to post on WeChat Moments: "Well, what's your name?" He rolled his eyes and started typing: "A hot fight scene, a fierce cat street fight one-on-five real shot, suspected to be a tiger-cat hybrid!"
Zhao Yao said: "Let's start with this month's celebrity cat."
Leopard Head: "@神上神, what you said seems a bit familiar."
Matcha bared her teeth and said, "What a garbage cat." But after a moment, he laughed again: "Hey, this guy is still taking fake photos, I wish you success."
"What's the use of true love?" Zhao Yao said: "When you meet Diana's mother in the future, and they ask you what you do, you say you work in a coffee house, and they ask you what you do in the coffee house? What do you say?"
"No, what if Elizabeth didn't notice?" So Matcha sent a copy of the video directly to Elizabeth.
The tattooed man touched his chin and suddenly put his ear against the rock, his eyes serious.
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Leopard Head: "The five cats on the opposite side are too weak and have no cooperation at all. They don't even know how to protect their heads when retreating."
"Okay, I'm not picky." Zhao Yao waved his hand and said, "Call me when you're done. I'll work for a while." Then he walked towards the computer under Nanako's contemptuous eyes.
"Okay, okay." Zhao Yao stroked the other person's forehead and comforted: "I'll play with you in a while and take you to play black, okay?"