"And according to the testimonies of the wild apostles and super cats he captured, this person has serious mental delusions and has been looking for the so-called mastermind and the big boss behind the scenes."
"Why are you following me!"
Just when Zhao Yao was thinking this, Nian Gao had already shouted: "Zhao Yao! Give me money, I want to buy it!"
"After finishing the Elvis Presley Tournament, I must take a good rest."
At this moment, Yuanyuan saw Mango walking towards the toilet, and immediately ran up excitedly, holding a small bag of freeze-dried snacks and waiting outside the toilet.
Zhao Yao, who had been busy all day, naturally didn't know that another identity of his was being targeted.
Nian Gao said stiffly: "I'm just a cat, what should I be afraid of?"
At this moment, with a soft snapping sound, the lights in the entire room suddenly dimmed.
He looked at his panel. After this period of hard work, Book has become: Lv5 (3488/10000)
"At first, I thought this guy was just a lunatic who specializes in catching petty thieves. However, after comprehensive information from all aspects, we initially determined that this person is the same person who hunted down the Pharaoh Cat and wiped out the Muscle Club."
Yuanyuan wiped the floor with a look of sorrow and anger. While doing the cleaning, she made up her mind: "I won't be knocked down so easily. Just wait, I will definitely subdue Mango and train him thoroughly!"
As soon as he returned home from the coffee shop, he lay down on the sofa.
Zhao Yao looked at the rice cake that had been shaken into an electric stick, and found that the entire building was trembling in a tremor that was difficult for ordinary people to detect. If it weren't for his amazing insight, he might not have been able to feel it.
He continued reading: "Especially for cats that poop and urinate randomly, every time they poop in the cat toilet correctly, they should be given a food reward. If they poop and urinate everywhere, they need to yell loudly to let them know. I was wrong."
"Based on his actions during this period, we can summarize several of his characteristics. That is, his actions specifically targeted the apostles and super cats. He also claimed to be righteous and was looking for those who were committing crimes."
Zhao Yao frowned, listening to the girl's scolding voice, he felt something was wrong. But after thinking about it, as long as Nian Gao keeps playing games, it seems that it is inevitable that he will talk more and more dirty.
"Not bad, not bad." Zhao Yao said happily: "This way, before the Elvis Presley Tournament starts, I can also upgrade Ares and Lucifer to one level."
Although in the Cat King Competition, Zhao Yao planned not to use the abilities of other super cats as a last resort. However, these two cats are both super cats with MAX defensive capabilities. Even if they are not used openly, it is still very good to use them secretly to assist themselves.
"Why!" Nian Gao said angrily: "I am killed by cheats every day, I must buy the cheats and torture them to death!"
"Okay, now I have passed on all my skills to you. You have reached the point where you have no gun in your hand but a gun in your heart. Open your eyes and look at the screen. Can you see a crosshair?"
Nian Gao obediently closed his eyes. After Zhao Yao confirmed that the other party had indeed closed his eyes, he stretched out his hand and a pen appeared in front of him. Then he directly drew a crosshair on the computer screen.
"Very good. When he is done, feed him snacks and train him to develop correct toilet habits."
Lin Chen said: "So this guy is a chuunibyou?"
"Holy shit, it's a cheat again?" Nian Gao said angrily, "Your whole family's hearse drifted away! Kill all the women?"
"And Yuanyuan! You know Mango's IQ is not high, why are you teasing him!"
…
After temporarily appeasing Nian Gao, Zhao Yao was attracted by a burst of noise.
The noise that Zhao Yao heard came from Mango and Yuanyuan chasing each other.
Nian Gao stopped shaking, looked at Zhao Yao with wide eyes and said, "Really?"
"Oh... it's true, I can really see a crosshair that wasn't there before!"
"Go and clean up the dirty things on the floor!"
Zhao Yao said angrily: "Then if you cheat and play games like this, aren't you afraid of being laughed at by the heroes of the world?"
He knew he couldn't let Nian Gao continue to make such a noise, so he could only comfort him: "Okay, okay, I won't buy you any plug-ins, but I can teach you my more than 20 years of shooting game skills."
"Although he has mental problems, the fact that he was able to annihilate the Jili Club already shows his fighting ability." Lao He said: "You have all seen the test data of the Butcher. Even if he is brainless, he is still a very bad person. A powerful chuunibyou.”
Zhao Yao became even more angry when he saw the thing in the other person's mouth falling to the ground.
"Don't come here!"
"Well, Mango happens to like to poop and pee randomly. I have been training according to the above method in the past few days. Every time he poops and pees correctly, I reward him with food. Gradually, I can help him develop this habit. Correct habits."
Mango was startled when Zhao Yao scolded him and opened his mouth.
But a minute later, Yuanyuan looked in the direction of the toilet in surprise, and saw Mango walking out with a piece of yellow mud in his mouth. When he saw Yuanyuan, he ran over with eyes shining.
Seeing the lump in Mango's mouth, Zhao Yao said angrily: "Mango! Guo! What are you doing!"
Zhao Yao said speechlessly: "You are not allowed to cheat when playing games."
Thinking about the process of diligently gaining experience these days, Zhao Yao himself began to admire his diligence.
"Of course." Zhao Yao came to Nian Gao's side and said: "The key to marksmanship is speed, accuracy and ruthlessness, but the most important thing is accuracy. The more accurate, the faster, and the faster, the ruthless." As he said, he He covered Nian Gao's head and said, "Close your eyes and I will pass on my lifelong skills to you."
Thinking of this, a look of pride appeared on Yuanyuan's face: "Zhao Yao is most afraid of Mango pooping. After I succeeded in training like this, he still doesn't love me to death."
Yuanyuan was chased around the room by Mango with mud in his mouth, but Mango was so angry that he frowned. Can't you exchange for food every time you poop? This time I specifically gave it to the other party, why didn’t I want it again
"I'm exhausted. I work during the day and work at night. If a hard-working person like me travels to the world of cultivating immortals, he will definitely be a Taoist idiot, a martial artist, and the legendary seed of Taoism."
"Lin Chen!" Lao He ordered: "You will be directly responsible for this case, but don't conflict with him first. First, find a way to get in touch with him and see if we can recruit him to join us."
Just five minutes ago, Yuanyuan was looking at the content on her phone and looking at the mangoes in the distance: "After the cat completes the task, it needs to be given food rewards in time. Well, the food rewards were not enough last time." "
"That's right, you think you just hit with this crosshair!"
When he said this, everyone present laughed.
"Mango! You're dead!"
As he said that, Nian Gao's whole cat shook angrily: "Buy a plug-in! Buy a plug-in! Buy a plug-in!"
When Zhao Yao was thinking this, Nian Gao, who was playing the game, shouted again. After practicing swearing and trolling in the game every day, she had become more and more proficient in speaking through her ability to vibrate the air.
Yuanyuan: "I..."