The red envelope knocked on the stone wall of the sewer, and two green lights lit up in the darkness: "Who?"
"My fur! None of it is gone!" After the rabbit looked in the mirror, he opened his mouth and rushed towards the colorful cat, roaring: "I'm going to eat you!"
Rabbit stood in a small room. A native cat dyed in five or six colors with red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple on its head stood beside him and said, "Your head is a bit too big, I think. What kind of haircut do you want to give you?"
Lightning said: "Yes, yes, are you like that too?"
The red envelope crawled out from the rabbit's back, stood in front of the rabbit and said, "It's me, I want a flight."
"Is there anything interesting over there?" Another cat said, "I went with the poop shoveler. Can anyone familiar with it introduce me to it?"
The green eyes in the darkness narrowed, as if to determine whether the red envelope was true or not. After a moment, he replied: "Twenty thousand yuan, no less, this is our cost price."
But in front of the red envelope, the rabbit's appearance had completely changed, with not even a hair on its skin.
The super cat in the dark looked at the rabbit and said: "His appearance is too eye-catching, and it won't be accepted for air transport. Shave him and put on makeup."
Red envelope:"?"
Hongbao frowned and listened to Lightning's chatter along the way. He closed his eyes and said in his heart: "A bunch of rubes, I will get rid of you when I get off the plane."
Meow!
"Anything is fine." The voice said, "Where are you going?"
Rabbit: "Black market!"
Hongbao looked back and saw that the rabbit was trembling and its hair was beginning to fall off. He immediately cursed in his mind: "Stop shaking, can you be fiercer? Be as fierce as possible, open your mouth wide and show your teeth, just think that you are Zhao Yao, otherwise we will be finished today."
Driven by lightning, the entire warehouse suddenly became noisy, and super cats started chatting.
The colorful cat shouted: "How about it? You are exactly the same as the Pharaoh cat. No one will be able to find out that you are a rabbit!"
Red envelope: "Xiangjiang!"
In Zhao Yao's home, Coal Ball was lying on the ground. She glanced up slightly and saw a peerless demon king looking at her in the endless darkness with his eyes emitting blood.
After the rabbit asked Qiu Qiu to play with him, he bribed Qiu Qiu with catnip and let him use the space door at home, put red envelopes and come out to play.
A few hours later, the red envelope was in the pet's flight box and was checked directly onto the plane. After entering the cargo hold of the plane, he finally breathed a sigh of relief: "I finally left the devil Zhao Yao, and finally left the fool Lightning. Fortunately, I secretly changed my destination. Humph, when I get to Xiangjiang, I will The ability is not just to make hundreds of millions casually..."
The rabbit looked at the drunk coal ball in front of him and said in his heart: "What should we do next?"
Hong Bao turned to face the darkness and continued: "What era is it? Species don't matter. What matters is ability. My eldest brother's ability is thunder. It can reach up to 100 million volts. Steel will melt for you. I'm telling you, brother He was just released and went crazy and even shocked himself."
After hearing this, the rabbit tried his best to hold back the trembling, then opened his mouth, showing his tiger teeth, and suppressed a ferocious expression.
"Zhao Yao! You really don't blame me! They attacked me secretly! They even bribed me with catnip! But am I that kind of cat? I refused on the spot, and they stuffed my mouth with catnip. I thought desperately When I wanted to spit it out, they blocked my mouth with their claws, stuffed me with catnip, and knocked me unconscious! I really tried my best!"
Hongbao frowned and looked to the side outside the flight box, and immediately saw Lightning Rabbit who was also in the flight box.
Lightning said happily: "You were too careless. You went to the wrong place. It was obviously the Urumqi market. How did you get it to Xiangjiang? Fortunately, I helped you change it, otherwise we would have been separated."
The white cat replied: "I'm not, I'm going on a trip."
The voice in the darkness said: "Haha, Hong Zai, weren't you arrested by West Cat King? You can still escape? It's amazing, I admire you."
…
After the red envelopes arrived, the two cats kept giving the catnip they had secretly brought out to Briquettes until the other got high and passed out on the ground.
The red envelope on the side said: "Try to look like a local cat so that no one finds it."
At this moment, a voice appeared in Hongbao's ear: "Hongbao, the red envelope is me, do you see it?"
Half an hour later, there was already a large patch of hair on the ground.
Red envelope: "Stop talking nonsense, you are not doing business anymore."
"Don't be excited! Don't be excited, boss!" Hongbao immediately stopped him and said, "It's very beautiful, really, it's actually very beautiful. This is the fashion. This is how popular cats are now abroad."
As he said this, Hong Bao patted the rabbit on the shoulder and pretended to say: "Brother, don't get angry. Don't get angry. If you electrocute these cats, the police will chase them."
In the dark night, the red envelope hid on the rabbit's back, and the rabbit followed the red envelope to guide him all the way to a sewer.
At this moment, another white cat in a flight box said, "Are you going back to your hometown?"
Lightning continued: "You still have such a broad road, and you can still find such a way. When we get there, we can take you to the grasslands, the Gobi and the snow-capped mountains, and let you see the scenery of my hometown. …”
Hongbao looked at the shadow in the darkness and cursed in his heart: "Who wants to accompany you to eat grass? But if you start arguing at this time, it will be over." He could only hold back his anger and said: "Of course you listen to my boss, go to Wuwu city."
"Don't worry, my former poop-sweeper helped Jackie Chan get his hair cut. My skills are professional." The colorful cat said as he popped out his paws, and saw a cold light flashing on his paws, slightly scratching the rabbit. Large tufts of hair fell off the scorpion's body, which was surprisingly sharper than a sword.
"Yes, of course I do. But now the price has increased. For you two cats, I'll give you 50,000 yuan at home. If you fly overseas, it'll be 100,000 yuan."
The red envelope emerged from the rabbit's swollen fur and said: "Of course he ran away!"
Then the red envelope pointed at the cat shadow in the dark and said: "I'm telling you, arrange a flight for us quickly, otherwise my eldest brother will get angry and all the cats here will die."
The whole plan was simple but smooth, but when the rabbit could really leave, he looked at the endless night in front of him and suddenly became afraid again.
"Will it be okay if we go out like this? I heard that there are super cats and apostles everywhere now, and it's very dangerous."
…
The voice asked doubtfully: "Who are you listening to?"
"Hehehehe." The voice in the darkness said: "Do you think I haven't seen the animal world? And look at how cowardly this guy is, he escaped from the zoo, right?"
In the darkness, streaks of green light lit up, and it seemed like countless ferocious cats were looking at Hong Bao and the Rabbit with evil intentions. Hong Bao choked on his breath and immediately shouted: "Do you want to use force? You don't even look at it. Who is my boss? This is a rabbit. Does the rabbit know? The king of the grassland and the lord of the Gobi can break a five-inch steel pipe with one bite. Have you seen a five-inch steel pipe?"
The red envelope said angrily: "Fifty thousand? Do you think I'm stupid?"
"What are you afraid of? Come with me. I have a hidden deposit outside and more than 100,000 yuan. I will take care of you and make sure you have food and drink. Your life will be a hundred times better than here." The red envelope continued to fool Lightning, and he thought to himself: "My martial arts skills are still a bit lacking. Lightning is quite tall, and he can also discharge electricity. He happens to be a good bodyguard."
"Deal." The red envelope said: "Do you use Alipay or WeChat? I'll look for your previous account."