Especially when she thought about how the other person had licked her just now, Xiaoyu felt goosebumps all over her body.
Yuanyuan: "???"
Hearing the scream, Rough Face immediately rushed over and protected Xiao Yu, looking like he was loyal to his master.
Zhao Yao, who was hiding in the distance and listening, rolled his eyes: "This guy Hongbao, is he starting to mess with the boat again?"
As he spoke, Hong Bao pointed to the catnip field behind him and said: "Everyone, the annual demand for catnip in Jianghai City is about 50 million tons (Hong Bao made it up casually). Since the year before last, this demand has been even higher. The growth has tripled. With the awakening of super cats, more and more super cats need catnip to relieve stress. You must know that on average, one of every two super cats likes catnip. Catnip.”
Hongbao said excitedly: "Every pack of catnip they sell is purchased from you. As long as you sit at home, you can wait to get the commission and reach the peak of cat life."
"Rou Mian!" Unexpectedly, the next moment Xiao Yu kicked Rou Mian's butt and screamed: "Get out of here!" The contents of the photo just now kept popping up in her mind, that Rang Mian hugged her. He looked like he was licking a cat covered in dog shit.
"No need to waste your efforts." Cannon shook his head: "I am not interested in catnip by nature..."
Cannon raised his paw and said, "But, red envelope..." Since the incident in Japan came to an end, he followed Bai Quan back to Jianghai. After all, Zhao Yao had caused such a big disaster in Japan, how could he still have the courage to stay? Japan.
On the other side, Xiaoyu’s home.
Seeing a group of super cats planting catnip with great interest, Zhao Yao curled his lips and took out his mobile phone, intending to send a message to test: "Coal Balls, I heard that the grass planting department has recently expanded its recruitment, do you need help?"
Wuwuwu~~~The sad barking of a dog came from the bathroom.
Zhao Yao and Yuanyuan, who were invisible on the other side, wanted to roll their eyes more and more as they listened. Yuanyuan patted Zhao Yao on the shoulder and said, "Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, do you want our cat factory to send someone to copy them? How dare you come here?" It’s really outrageous to engage in shipwreck.”
Xiaoyu: "Don't pretend to be stupid! You told me all about Noodles, and it was all because of you who fed him random things."
"It's so disgusting! Who did you learn to eat shit from? Is it fish balls?"
The cats on the other side felt like they had been given a shot of chicken blood after being spoken to by the red envelope.
The next moment, his eyes suddenly opened wide, and the cat hair all over his body exploded. It felt as if a star exploded inside his body.
Cannon took another deep breath and felt the catnip particles pouring into his body from his nostrils like a cold current, making his body shiver.
"This damn dog." Zhao Yao gritted his teeth: "Huh, are you playing with me?" With a sneer, Zhao Yao flipped through the photo album and found the photos taken at the US military base. Seeing this scene again, Zhao Yao It still hurts my eyes.
"Catnip, catnip can actually do this?"
Coal Ball slapped his face hard with his paw: "I told you to have a taste!"
Zhao Yao thought for a while, looked at the flaming exclamation mark on the briquettes' head and said, "Wait a minute, if you just defraud the cat of money, it's not a crime."
Briquettes and Fish Balls also looked at each other, and there seemed to be blazing fire burning in their eyes: "The red envelope is really a business genius, we will give it away this time."
"We rely on word of mouth, and every customer directly sells catnip for us! As long as you recommend our products to other users, you can get a commission. Think about it, who doesn't know someone who wants to smoke catnip at home? Cats? Each of you only needs to sell three cats, and they sell each cat to three cats, and our sunshine catnip can spread like a virus."
Cannon shrugged helplessly, took apart the catnip in front of him, gently twisted a little with his paw and brought it to his nose.
The red envelope struck while the iron was hot: "Okay, now we have everything ready. We have channels, formulas, and the best sales staff. As long as we plant catnip again, we will be the global opinion leader of super cats in the industry." leaders, social change makers.”
Standing in front of the catnip field, he said to the super cats in front of him: "Everyone, the opportunity to make a fortune is right in front of you. When you decide to join the Sunshine Mint Project, the most difficult problem has been solved. Ordinary people. Try your luck to find opportunities, geniuses are good at looking for opportunities, and we are committed to creating opportunities."
Zhao Yao curled his lips, and at this moment, he found that Xiao Yu had sent a message.
"No, no, we can do it ourselves. Then I'll give you some fresh catnip to try."
"Call me Teacher Hongbao. Our Sunshine Mint Project has no distinction between superiors and subordinates. As a senior, you can just call me teacher."
"From today on, you are not allowed to enter my room. Go take a shower for me immediately!"
Seeing Da Pao nodding, Hong Bao then said excitedly: "Not only the quality of the goods, our Sunshine Mint Project is different from other projects. We promise not to spend a penny on advertising. Other large companies spend hundreds of millions every year. Billions of funds are used to appear on TV, on the Internet, and to hire celebrity endorsements. But our Sunshine Mint Project does not do this. All the money we make is actually distributed to your hands, and the profit has at least tripled. .”
Zhao Yao: "???"
Seeing his disdainful look, Coal Ball was so angry that he threw a bag of processed catnip in front of him: "Try it."
So Hongbao changed his strategy and finally succeeded in recruiting more than 20 super cats to help them grow catnip.
"Zhao Yao! What on earth did you feed Rough Noodles! I've washed his mouth ten times, and it still stinks like a latrine."
When the cats in the distance heard the red envelope, they clapped their hands excitedly.
As soon as Xiaoyu saw the photo, she screamed: "Ah!!!"
"Teacher Red Packet." Cannon rolled his eyes, and then said hesitantly: "But there are so many people and cats selling catnip, why do they come to buy ours?"
Da Pao asked doubtfully: "Then how can we promote it without advertising?"
Cannon looked at the catnip field behind the briquettes, shook his head and said, "I'm not particularly interested in catnip."
The coal ball on the side said proudly: "Hmph, this is catnip that I grew by myself. There is no better product in this world. How about it? Is there no doubt now?"
Coal Ball pointed at him and said: "Cannon, right? Have you ever eaten the catnip we grew?"
Red envelopes, briquettes, and fish balls were sent to batches of super cats, but most of them chose to refuse. They had no interest in farming at all.