Zhao Yao held down Yuanyuan's head: "I dare not eat so much junk food. You really want to die."
Lucifer Loyalty -1.
With a happy mood, Zhao Yao browsed the posts on Mao.com.
North Elvis: "It's impossible to ban the account, but I can ban him."
Lucifer Loyalty -1.
In an instant, Lucifer lost his ability to sense, and the various changes in his body could no longer provide him with pleasure. His entire cat's twitching body also stopped, as if he had fallen into a deep sleep, lying on his back. into Zhao Yao's arms.
On the rooftop of the building on the other side, Matcha laughed and looked at the post. The cat's paw brought up the real afterimage and pressed the electronic keyboard quickly: "It's too slow, too slow, Zhao Yao, you are typing too slowly."
Yuanyuan immediately covered her mouth and said, "How is that possible? I haven't eaten fried chicken for a long time, Zhao Yao. The fried chicken is not delicious at all. Now I eat cat rice made by Bai Quan every day."
At this moment, Lucifer was too lazy to think, so it was naturally impossible for him to lower his loyalty.
Especially after the last time he exchanged martial arts with West Elvis in the super prison and activated the infinite salted fish, his salted fish power has increased even more, reaching an unfathomable level.
"This damn cat, he knows about illusions and sense deprivation, so he knows it was me." Zhao Yao looked at Lucifer in his arms angrily: "Although there is regeneration poison to resist pain, pain has become happiness , but this poisonous catnip also has an effect on Lucifer. It's just that other cats pursue this poisonous catnip because of painful coercion, and may feel uncomfortable without eating it for a day. Lucifer, however, pursues happiness and feels good. If he doesn’t want to stop, I’m afraid he will want to smoke this poisonous catnip again even after the medicine wears off.”
Zhao Yao simply sat in the wooden house. Elizabeth's illusion effect needed to be continuously output. Even if the latest skill points were added, it would only be delayed for 10 minutes. So Zhao Yao planned to stay here and maintain Lucifer's salty fish state until he The mint addiction is over.
Yuanyuan curled her lips and thought to herself: "Isn't he crazy now?"
"Shocking, the Headless Horseman doesn't even spare newborn kittens. 99% of cats don't know the cruel truth!"
"Comparison of Yiyi-chan before and after plastic surgery, this is your favorite anchor."
Seeing this scene, Zhao Yao became more and more sure of his guess: "The catnip given by the big white cat seems to be very addictive. If you don't eat it for a day, you will feel uncomfortable all over. No wonder the preserved cat rejected our catnip." , I want this poisonous catnip instead.”
"That's not necessarily the case." Zhao Yao said coldly: "There are many things in the world that, even if they bring pain in the end, still make people enjoy it."
Yuanyuan was shocked when she saw this scene: "What a dirty behind-the-scenes transaction. The little cat was lost in the big wave of the Internet. But can bath water be traded? This is easier to deal with than cat litter." More." At this moment, Yuanyuan felt that her mind had been broadened, and a vast new world appeared in front of him.
North Elvis immediately refused: "Catnet is the home of super cats, where cats and cats are equal and have no privileges."
Lucifer Loyalty -1.
"But as long as I successfully help Lucifer withdraw this time, it means that I can treat cats that have smoked poisonous catnip. Then I will solve the source of the poisonous catnip. Then only my catnip can be used." Dominate the world."
On the rooftop, Matcha looked at the notice in front of her and said angrily: "You banned me for 15 days? Why? PY transaction, it must be PY transaction, I will continue to scold them with trumpets!"
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Seeing Lucifer rolling his eyes with pleasure, Zhao Yao solemnly said: "The poison of regeneration can turn pain into happiness. Lucifer is so happy now, which means that he is suffering unprecedented pain in his body."
"Haha, let's do this." Zhao Yao pinched Yuanyuan's neck and said, "From today on, follow me 24 hours a day. You are not allowed to go more than three meters away. I want to watch you eat every meal."
"Eat my great salted fish technique!"
Zhao Yao thought for a while, then directly activated the illusion and put a palm on Lucifer's head: "Five senses deprivation."
"Lucifer!" Zhao Yao held Lucifer's face and said, "Lucifer, what's wrong with you? Lucifer!"
But it doesn't matter now that the cat was used to save him. Zhao Yao immediately stopped lowering his loyalty when he saw Lucifer in his arms.
Zhao Yao slapped his hand on the ground angrily, looked at the higher and higher levels in the post, and directly contacted North Elvis.
Lucifer Loyalty -1.
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In an instant, the sixth sense illusion exploded with all its strength, injecting Zhao Yao's thoughts at the moment into Lucifer's sea of consciousness.
Zhao Yao immediately opened his sleeves and started to sneer at the poster.
Yuanyuan curiously looked at Lucifer who started to twitch, and said, "Is it because of the catnip? That catnip can cause great pain to cats? But in this case, wouldn't there be even fewer cats buying this thing?"
Zhao Yao said, "Yuanyuan, why do you feel like you've gained weight again? Did you eat fried chicken secretly?"
"Really?" Zhao Yao suddenly opened the opponent's paws, pinched open his mouth, and sniffed hard: "Yunzhi original chicken, spicy chicken wings, Orleans grilled chicken legs? There are even hot chicken popcorn?"
Looking at Lucifer in his arms, Zhao Yao frowned and said: "It's not possible to continue like this. If we continue to feel good like this, even if the body is fine with the support of super-fast regeneration, the spirit cannot be cured by super-fast regeneration. Lucifer You might go crazy."
Therefore, Zhao Yao rarely used this great salted fish technique in normal times, because he was worried about the loss of life and harm to the world.
"I'll give you Elizabeth's bathwater."
Yuanyuan immediately shouted: "Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, I don't want to eat it either, but I really can't quit it. If I don't eat fried chicken for a day, I will feel uncomfortable all over. I can't replace it with magic."
At this moment, Zhao Yao's eyelids jumped suddenly.
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"Slander, this is naked slander."
Zhao Yao found it interesting when he saw the first two posts, but when he saw the third post, he felt a little unhappy. When he clicked on it, he became even more angry.
"Hey, help me block an account in the forum."
Seeing Lucifer's loyalty declining, Zhao Yao sneered: "But other cats are afraid of this, but my cat is not afraid." He stretched out a finger and pointed at Lucifer's eyebrows.
Caressing Yuanyuan, who was heartbroken, Zhao Yao took out his cell phone while helping Lucifer detoxify, intending to go to the cat website to see if there was any news about this poisonous catnip.
Zhao Yao's Big Salted Fish Technique is as famous as Yellow Shock Wave and Elementary School Student's Dispelling Technique. It is a powerful attack developed based on Elizabeth's illusion ability.
Being idle and bored, Zhao Yao grabbed Yuanyuan next to him, touched her head, and squeezed her belly. Yuanyuan narrowed her eyes and showed an expression of enjoyment.
"The after-sales service of Northern Elvis is so poor that it has not been shipped for fifteen days."