Huamao said: "But we didn't pay taxes. Last time, the government's super cat came to collect taxes from us, saying that we were operating illegally and would be fined."
The two sides looked at each other for confirmation. Yuwan put down the bag of catnip in his mouth and asked, "The goods have arrived, where is the money?"
Yuanyuan quickly shook her head: "It's not important."
"well said!"
The moon was dark and the wind was high, and after twelve o'clock, the playground of a campus was already deserted and seemed lonely.
"Okay, okay." Zhao Yao touched the excited Cannon, who immediately collapsed on the ground and hummed comfortably. Zhao Yao then asked: "How is it? Are today's goods ready?"
Maomao asked his men to push a suitcase up, opened it, and revealed a pile of coins and scattered banknotes: "The money is all here, I want to inspect it!"
Zhao Yao stepped on Yuanyuan's body: "Is it important?"
Fish Ball nodded, Maomao looked at the tabby cat beside him. The tabby cat walked up, scratched its paws on the packaging bag, twisted a little catnip powder onto its paws, sniffed it gently, and felt comfortable on its face. expression.
Fish Ball said: "Don't worry Maomao, our briquette catnip products are always the purest."
Zhao Yao pointed at the screen and said: "Elizabeth, you are 'your cat master'. This cat's dream. He behind the computer screen may be just an ugly, fat, dead cat with nothing but money. And The live broadcast gives him the opportunity to communicate with you, and WeChat fulfills his dream of becoming friends with the goddess. The key is the dream itself. As for whether it is you or Yuanyuan behind the screen, does it matter?"
As soon as he saw him coming, Cannon, who came from Japan and devoted himself to farming during this period, became excited: "Zhao Yao, you are finally here! That damn guy actually robbed our catnip. If it were me before, I would definitely Claw him to death."
Elizabeth secretly thought: "Isn't it?"
Just when Yu Wan was about to take the money, sirens suddenly sounded from all directions, and beams of bright light shot into the sky.
He nodded towards Maomao and said, "No problem, boss, it's genuine."
Zhao Yao sighed: "Do you think I asked Yuanyuan to add him on WeChat instead of Elizabeth because I wanted to defraud him of his money?"
Elizabeth whispered: "Famous?"
Hearing these words, the cat boys behind them all raised their paws and shouted "Hello". It can be seen how serious tax evasion is among super cats in the Jianghai area at this moment.
Yuanyuan, who followed Zhao Yao every day, was shocked: "In addition to cheating money, is it also cheating for sex?"
"Eat whatever is black, whatever is black." Fatty Maomao said: "We are all serious business cats, and we are doing legitimate business. Selling catnip is not illegal, so what do we call black eating and drinking? It's just that legal citizens have been robbed."
Elizabeth operated the computer and said enthusiastically: "Yuanyuan, hurry up, I'll send him your WeChat message first."
"So you are not lying to him, but you are helping him dream of communicating with the goddess."
"There is a note!" Maomao looked at Yuwan and said angrily: "Yuwan! Are you cheating on me?!"
So under Zhao Yao's dissuasion, Mei Qiu gave up his plan to go, and Zhao Yao chose red envelopes and fish balls to show off.
As soon as he heard this, Maomao was furious: "What's a tax? We super cats will never pay taxes!"
Yuanyuan thought to herself: "Scum."
"Everything has been packed, and the briquettes will be shipped by myself today."
"I'll kill you for not paying taxes!"
…
After seeing Zhao Yao, she relaxed a little: "Zhao Yao, I will go with you this time. I must catch the one who killed Thousand Swordsman."
"good!"
A meow came: "The dirty cat has been caught! You are suspected of operating without a license and tax evasion! You have been surrounded, and if you don't give up resistance, you will be captured without a fight!"
So Zhao Yao found the briquettes and saw that the briquettes were walking like a dragon and a tiger. Although they looked only the size of a palm, every move they made was like a tiger patrolling its territory. It was walking around a large box of catnip to see who it was. It's like watching a thief.
"Wrong!" Zhao Yao said: "Being an anchor is a profession that sells dreams. Let a house cat like Matcha feel that a beautiful member of the opposite sex is playing with him, and let a poor cat like Yu Wan be exposed to a life that he has never been exposed to before. , so that fat nerds like you, Yuanyuan, can also communicate with their own goddesses. Let lonely souls meet on the sea of the Internet, warm each other, and cling to each other. This is the true meaning of anchoring. "
More than a dozen wild super cats carefully came to the track at the edge of the playground, led by the fat orange cat who looked like Matcha.
As emerging intelligent life on earth, these legally blind cats are born with genes that do not like to pay taxes. Cats are ashamed of paying taxes and proud of tax evasion, which has aroused severe condemnation and strong concern from the upper levels.
Zhao Yao comforted the briquettes that they didn’t need to go. After all, the briquettes protected the catnip’s urinary properties and had the superpower of the dimensional stomach bag. He was worried that the briquettes would not give the other party a chance to grab the catnip.
"In Shangyanshang, I have so many brothers who eat with me, so you have to be careful." Maomao shook his head at the younger brothers behind him, and the younger brothers pushed the money in front of Yuwan.
Seeing that his eldest brother Maomao didn't respond, Huamao said again: "I heard that several transactions have been robbed recently. The guy who robbed the goods calls himself the Headless Horseman. Could it be that this guy is playing tricks on others?"
"Pay taxes? I'd rather die!"
Yuanyuan asked doubtfully: "Isn't it important?"
Seeing the expressions of the two cats, Zhao Yao seemed to have guessed what they were thinking, and said in disappointment: "You guys let me down so much. Have you forgotten the purpose of being a host?"
Yu Wan stretched out his paw, grabbed his catnip, and shouted: "There are too many notes, today's transaction is cancelled, everyone rush out together!"
Yuanyuan followed up and said, "Make money?"
Yuanyuan's expression immediately changed, and she said seriously: "I understand, we don't create dreams, we are just the porters of dreams, acting as middlemen to earn the price difference."
Zhao Yao continued: "Yuanyuan, delete all your photos in WeChat and upload some photos of Elizabeth. In the future, you can chat with him and ask him to brush rockets for Elizabeth more. You can also send them directly. I’ll give you the red envelope, and you and Elizabeth can split it in half.”
Just as Maomao and his men were shouting slogans, the red envelopes and fish balls had arrived on the other side of the playground and slowly walked up to Maomao.
Zhao Yao watched with satisfaction as Yuanyuan and Elizabeth cooperated, making the live broadcast room even more popular.
For this reason, Lao He and the others specially organized a group of super cat tax collection teams to chase Jiang Hai's super cats to collect taxes. Thinking about Maomao and the others in front of them, they were on the blacklist of the tax collection team and were the targets of serious surveillance.
"Brother Mao." A tabby cat said standing next to the fat version of Matcha: "It seems that the headless cat cub hasn't come yet." Headless Ghost, Zhao Yao's other name on the Jianghai Cat Road, most of the cats are sold That's what the Mint cats call him.
Today's live broadcast was good, so Zhao Yao stopped using Rockets. Instead, he grabbed Yuanyuan who was operating WeChat, transformed into a headless horseman again, and came to the catnip field.
Elizabeth was shocked: "Beast."