Am I A God?

Chapter 65: attack

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At the window sill, Elizabeth silently lowered her voice. She rarely got into a fight with the matcha, but focused on the screen of her phone with her eyes.

Coan Qiu looked at the place where Zhao Yao left with a reluctant look on his face, and said angrily in his heart: "This guy is so strong, why is my ability not aggressive at all?"

Seeing each cat doing what they were doing, Yuanyuan opened her phone excitedly: "He's gone, that devil is gone, come and save me quickly!"

"Hmph! This iron gate is nothing, it depends on me..." However, just when Shen Shang Shen wanted to activate his ability, he was stopped by Miao Yanzu.

At this moment, a burst of music suddenly sounded from the direction of the window sill.

"This idiot." Miao Yanzu shook his head speechlessly, and the little leopard on the side laughed hahaha: "Come on, come on, we add the big chicken steak here, it's four against two, are you afraid that we can't beat them? ?”

The little fat man who specializes in killing Luban: "I have diarrhea, please wait for me."

"We have to wait again?" the god said dissatisfied.

Then we are going to renovate the cafe. Although it is not a complete renovation, we still need to rearrange the positions of the seats, adjust the lights to be brighter, and add cat climbing frames, cat toys, cat passages, etc. Yes, we need to order several automatic toilets, prepare exhaust fans and air purifiers.

Obviously of these three cats, the ocelot is the leopard head, the Persian cat is the cat, and Garfield is the god.

An ocelot with leopard patterns scolded: "This unreliable guy will never come if he doesn't come. He tricked us into waiting for so long."

Miao Yanzu said: "Don't worry, people will usually come in and out of this kind of building very quickly. We just need to wait here and follow them in when the time comes."

"The sea can dry up, the rocks can rot, the sky can collapse, and the earth can crack. We stand side by side, holding hands!"

Matcha meowed angrily towards the window sill: "Be gentle, why are you watching a TV show so loudly?"

"Okay, little leopard." A pure white Persian cat said: "Since the little fat guy can't come, let's change our plan and think of other ways." This Persian cat is pure white, without a trace of hair. and stains, giving people a sense of elegance and elegance, as if they have not been contaminated by the filth of the world.

But at the first step, they were stopped outside the iron gate of the building.

Miao Yanzu looked at the ocelot on the side and said, "Little leopard, can your teleportation take us in?"

"ah!"

In Zhao Yao's community, three cats were gathering on a lawn. In particular, the three cats were carrying a small bag on their backs, and they seemed to have mobile phones in them.

After being rubbed for almost two or three minutes, taking advantage of the opportunity of the three women to get on the elevator, the three cats finally rushed into the safe passage and rushed towards the seventeenth floor.

After hearing what Shen Shang Shen said, Miao Yanzu said helplessly: "According to Big Chicken Steak, the other party still has three super cats. One of them may not be hostile to us, so there are at least two more. . And according to Big Chicken Steak’s introduction, one of the orange cats is extremely vicious, cruel, and extremely powerful. We need to deal with it well."

Except for Zhao Yao, almost any cat in the house who wanted to lie on it would be attacked by Matcha's crazy claws.

"Okay, okay, it's important to save the cat." As Yanzu spoke, the entire cat's body floated up and flew up the stairs towards the seventeenth floor. His ability was clearly flying.

"I'm leaving." Zhao Yao casually grabbed the briquettes that he held on to his feet and chewed them crazily, opened the door and walked out.

The God above said with an unhappy look on his face: "It's so annoying, these two stupid humans, do they think we are mentally retarded? Talking to me like this?"

The little leopard complained: "How about you eat more than us combined."

"What should we do?"

In the next few days, Zhao Yao became increasingly busy, following Xiao Shiyu through the procedures and signing the contract.

"If I don't eat faster, you are still being molested!!"

In the group known as Saving Big Chicken Steak, Miao Yanzu said: "Are you leaving? Then we are coming."

These things seemed simple to think about, but when he actually did them, Zhao Yao realized that there were really many things to do.

Yuanyuan looked at the massage chair where the briquettes had been spit out, and Matcha was lying on it with a lazy look. Ever since the briquettes spit out this massage chair, it has been occupied by matcha almost every day and has become his throne.

So the three cats waited at the gate, and finally two girls came to open the door.

At this moment, Matcha was also lying on her throne, enjoying the vibrations of the massage chair. Her white belly trembled and she closed her eyes comfortably.

"No." Little Leopard said: "Although my teleportation can only be within 100 meters and can be seen by the naked eye, it cannot carry other lives. And Big Chicken Steak said that this is a gate where you have to swipe your card in and out. , I can’t even open the door for you even if I move inside.”

"Here, I'll give you some beef jerky too."

Garfield has a flat face. As long as the nose and forehead are slightly closer together and the eyes are slightly slanted, it will look angry and ferocious to humans.

Seeing the three cats walking in, one of the girls said, "Wow, what a cute kitten. Do you want to go home with me?"

"The little fat guy hasn't arrived yet." Leopard Head said: "@Little Fatty who specializes in killing Luban, didn't you say you were coming over? Where have you been?"

"Don't mess around. If you mess around here, the security guards will be attracted immediately."

During this time, she began to watch dramas on her mobile phone, and the one she was looking at was Princess Huanzhu, which she was most fascinated by. She watched it so much that she forgot to sleep and eat every day, and she couldn't even focus on her quarrel with Matcha.

"Patience, patience." Meow Yanzu said: "I don't mean anyone to have any ill intentions. You can learn from me." As he said that, he saw his eyes widened, his pupils dilated, and he looked at the two girls with an innocent expression. Meowed.

Obviously, compared to the arrogant God, as the leader of a group of super cats, Meow Yanzu is much more cautious and calm.

So for the next week or two, Zhao Yao was busy at the Cat Cafe, leaving early and coming back late every day, often lying on the bed to rest when he came back.

Seeing Meow Yanzu being surrounded by two girls, the God on the side said disdainfully: "Humph, what's the difference between this and selling your own body? Whatever I want to eat, I can just take it from these humans."

"so cute!"

Half an hour later, the little fat man still hadn't arrived, and even after contacting him, he didn't reply.

And these things were also seen by a pair of fat eyes.

"Do you think so?" He turned to look at the little leopard, only to find that the little leopard was already lying at the girl's feet, with his belly in the air, his mouth open, and he was licking the beef jerky in the other's hand with relish.

Another person knelt down and touched Yanzu's head and said, "This white cat is so beautiful. Come on, do you want to come home with me?"

Obviously, the current god is always very angry in the eyes of humans.

In desperation, the two cats followed the god and rushed forward.

The little fat man who specializes in killing Lu Ban: "Right away, right away."

"Dignity can't be eaten." Leopard Head's belly was caressed back and forth by the two girls, with an expression of enjoyment on his face.

"It's so troublesome." God above God said, "Can you do it?"

Miao Yanzu said proudly: "Look, as long as this is done, these humans will hand over everything they eat. They are such stupid creatures."

"What's the good plan?" A Garfield cat with orange spots and white background waved his paw domineeringly and said: "Hit him directly in, huh, if you want to talk about me, we don't have to avoid the shit shovel. With me here, we can connect directly. The man who shoveled shit was also disabled, I really don’t understand what you have to be afraid of.”

"The sea can dry up, the rocks can rot, the sky can collapse, and the earth can crack. We stand side by side, holding hands!"

"You two guys!" God said angrily: "How about you have some dignity!"

Mango and briquettes were chasing each other around the living room. Mango did it for fun, while briquettes did it to exercise and become stronger so that they could defeat Zhao Yao.

But just when Miao Yanzu was mid-sentence, Shen Shang Shen had already rushed towards Zhao Yao's building: "The whole army attacks!"

"I have beef jerky here, do you want to eat it?"

A girl came to God, touched the other person's head and said, "Look, he looks so angry."

"Is that so?" Miao Yanzu thought for a moment and said, "Then let's wait."

The god said angrily: "My hair is all messed up. If you hadn't stopped me, I would have torn them off on the spot."