"It feels so good, so good, so good, so good!" Matcha smiled and drooled from the corner of her mouth, looking like she was stupid: "I'm so high."
Coal Ball sighed: "I was beaten by another cat again that day. I felt very unhappy and frustrated."
"It's catnip."
In his mind, it was as if countless volcanoes were erupting, and it was as if he had jumped into a hot spring filled with cans. His body seemed to be floating, and a big word "Shuang" burst out in the sky.
Yuanyuan sat on the ground with a silly smile, her mouth moving as if she was eating something in the air.
"Where's the catnip?"
"At this time, a big white cat suddenly said that he would take me to a good place. You also know that we cats do not have a strong language system. I didn't know what the so-called good place was, so I followed him. .”
Although Zhao Yao had never bought catnip before, he had learned about its effects online.
"The first time I saw this scene, I felt very scared and scary."
"Damn, is this intentional drug trafficking?" Zhao Yao complained: "Catnip is sold as cat grass?"
Of course, catnip is not addictive and does not have any adverse side effects on cats’ bodies.
Mei Qiu opened his eyes wide and stared blankly at the place where the cat's food bowl should have been. After half a minute, he realized it and jumped up: "Do it again!"
Looking at the excited briquettes in front of him and listening to the clear childish voice that came into his mind, Zhao Yao showed a smile: "It turns out that briquettes like to suck catnip... Well, things like catnip can grow everywhere. , it seems that it’s because of your past years as a stray cat that you fell in love with catnip?”
Five minutes later, the cats began to slowly recover.
Zhao Yao looked at the loyalty on the panel. Over the past few days, he had made cat food for briquettes every day, fed him food, water and snacks. He also played with and trained his super powers. His loyalty had increased by 10 points, reaching 40. Point, now I just fed some catnip, and my loyalty has increased to 45 points.
"I want it! I want it! I want it!" Coal Ball nodded fiercely, raised his tail high, and kept rubbing around Zhao Yao's legs. He was extremely excited: "If you don't smoke for a day, your whole body will feel uncomfortable."
Yuanyuan turned over and found that she couldn't turn up, so she simply lay down on the ground with a dull look on her face. She suddenly smashed her mouth and spat out a piece of orange hair: "Whose hair? How did it get into my mouth?" Already?"
The same is true for Mango. He is looking at Yuanyuan with curiosity, but Yuanyuan wraps his body and licks him, and then bites his ears. Mango struggles to escape, and Yuanyuan hugs him again. Put some matcha on the side.
Loyalty +5.
Zhao Yao twitched his lips: "What the hell?"
Although he had long heard the reputation of marijuana in the cat world, Zhao Yao still rolled his eyes when he saw the intoxicated cats such as Matcha and Briquettes lying on the ground.
He looked at the matcha in front of him and saw a large bald area on the other person's lower body. His body trembled and his eyes immediately drifted to the side like a cat pretending to be fine.
Angrily, Zhao Yao went to Taobao to check his shopping records, and then discovered that catnip was also written on cat grass. He searched and found that Taobao clearly searched for cat grass, but in addition to cat grass, many other items would pop up. Catnip merchandise.
Seeing the cats lying on the ground, as if gathering together to take drugs, he reluctantly put away the food bowl, only to find that Briquettes was still holding the food bowl, and he lifted it up together.
Coal Ball licked his lips, then began to lie on the ground, licking his hair to relax, and recalled: "That was when I was a child, because I was very small, so I was easily bullied by other cats. It’s hard to join the big cat circle and it becomes more and more withdrawn.”
Then he looked at the little black cat Mei Qiu lying on the ground, flailing his limbs as if he was running, and said with a smile: "I caught you, Zhao Yao, haha, I'll beat you to death!" Then he saw him He patted a toy mouse back and forth.
The next moment, his eyes suddenly dilated, full of surprise, and then he fell to the ground and rolled continuously.
She quickly ran to Zhao Yao and shouted excitedly: "Where's the catnip? Where's the catnip? Where's the catnip? Where's the catnip?"
"I obviously bought cat grass, why did you give me catnip?"
But looking at the cats lying on the ground again, Zhao Yao rolled his eyes: "But things like catnip have no side effects anyway, so they can be used as rewards."
"It was in a basement. When I got there, I saw many cats lying there softly, and some male and female cats were licking there. They all looked happy and excited."
Catnip is very irritating to some cats, but it does not last long.
One cat after another, the cats gathered towards the food bowl. The dry grass leaves in the food bowl seemed to have some kind of magical power, causing each cat to make various strange actions after smelling it. All had different strange behaviors.
After hearing Elizabeth's words, Zhao Yao reacted instantly.
At this time, Coal Ball suddenly lay down on the ground again, with his mouth wide open, rolling his eyes, and kept kicking his limbs while lying down, as if he was running at high speed in a dream.
Zhao Yao shook the food bowl in his hand and said, "Want catnip?"
Catnip is like marijuana to cats. About half of cats will react to catnip, causing emotional stimulation and even some hallucinations, just like humans smoking marijuana.
Elizabeth walked up to Zhao Yao at some point and said helplessly: "Is it catnip?" In addition to her, there were seven or eight cats who had no reaction to catnip. They just asked curiously and smelled it before leaving.
"Then the big cat brought me to the catnip and started sucking it. Then he dragged me and started sucking it together."
"One more time! One more time! One more time! One more time!"
Just when Zhao Yao felt doubtful, Matcha, who was extremely curious, had already moved forward, but looked at the "cat grass" in the food bowl and frowned: "Isn't it just a little grass? Are you so excited?" Turning his head to look at Coal Balls, who was still lying down and running, Matcha shook her head disdainfully: "What a country cat, he can climax even with a pot of grass."
Having said this, Mei Qiu, who was still very excited, sighed, a trace of vicissitudes of life flashed in his eyes: "It's hard to describe in words."
"This cat..." Zhao Yao shook his head and said doubtfully: "Logically speaking, catnip should not be addictive, right? How could you be so addicted?"
Zhao Yao said curiously: "Then you'll keep your story short, and I'll suck you some catnip when you're done."
Matcha stood up with a confused look on her face: "Who am I? Where am I? Where is my phone?"
But while he was talking, the smell of "cat grass" from the food bowl flowed into his nose unknowingly.
Some of the other cats were dangling around, some were lying on the ground motionless, and some were running back and forth as if they were crazy, all as if they had smoked marijuana.