It's late at night.
There was silence in the hall, only the oil lamps on the walls were beating, emitting a dim light.
In the secret room, Liu Sanhai was stunned, with his mouth wide open, startled by the sound in his ears.
He thought he was hallucinating, so he plucked his ears vigorously and vibrated his eardrums so hard that they bled, but it didn't work.
The sound had moved from his ears to his mind.
It rang over and over again...
"The Xiao Dezi Big Villain applet has been successfully installed, please confirm with the host..."
The voice sounded again.
Liu Sanhai cautiously whispered: "Confirm!"
In an instant, his eyes lit up and a panel appeared.
"Host: Liu Sanhai"
"Achievement: Bronze-Level Villain (Weak Chicken)"
"Identity: Ancestor of the sect with thirty thousand disciples"
"Cultivation Strength: The First Realm of the Nine Realms"
"Villain value: 0"
Liu Sanhai understood the very simple panel instantly and asked curiously: "What is the villain value?"
"Villain Value: Every time the host does something that is outrageous to both humans and gods, it will be automatically calculated."
"Villain points can be exchanged for martial arts secrets, additional training points, magical weapons, and panaceas..."
Liu Sanhai was very excited, this... is this my surprise? !
The adventure of picking out your ears? !
At this moment, the voice in my mind sounded again...
"Please receive the newbie gift package"
"receive!"
There was a roar in his mind, and a scroll of sword music appeared, turning into dots of black light and integrating into his consciousness.
""The Dismemberment Knife Technique""
"This is a sword technique that must be used by a great villain. You can kill people with just a drop of the head, but as a great villain, you must kill people in quarters!"
The voice echoed in his mind, and then, Liu Sanhai felt a cold feeling in his hand, and something more appeared in his hand.
He took a closer look and saw that it was a dark knife!
"The dragon-slaying sword weighs three thousand kilograms, is seven feet long, and has a domineering ancient martial arts shape. It is a life-killing weapon specially customized for muscular villains!"
Liu Sanhai was overjoyed.
He stood up and waved the dragon-slaying knife, and the corpse-dismembering knife technique was used smoothly. The sword energy was as black as ink, with a cold and evil aura, which was extremely terrifying.
Moreover, the sword technique is very familiar. It feels as if he has practiced it for decades. It is clearly Dacheng's corpse dismemberment sword technique.
“My adventure… awesome!!”
Liu Sanhai laughed excitedly, waving the dragon-slaying knife in his hand, and his long hair danced wildly.
But soon, he calmed down.
"I'm not handsome, and my character isn't very good. I'm usually very lazy, and I like to pick out ear wax and make people disgusted. But why did I suddenly have an adventure?!"
"That doesn't make sense!"
Liu Sanhai pondered and paced in the secret room.
Suddenly, a light flashed in his eyes, and he looked up in the direction of Scorpio City, "Could it be that my ancestors thought it was too dangerous for me to be a villain, so the spirits in heaven protected me?!"
"You also gave me a small program with a little virtue and a big villain?"
As soon as this thought emerged, it was like a virus that quickly eroded his whole body, leaving him unable to sit or lie down.
"No! I have to go back to my family to pay homage to my ancestors."
Liu Sanhai made up his mind, carried the dragon-slaying knife on his back, left the secret room, and went down the mountain silently under the cover of night.
…
Scorpio City.
Chaotic black street, Liu family.
It's a lively day.
Because it was still dark, Liu Liuhai ordered Yang Shou'an to take a loudspeaker and go from house to house shouting to wake up.
Liu Tao, Liu Dahai, Liu Erhai, Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai were all present, standing on the altar in front of the ancestral tower, discussing the specific matters of worshiping their ancestors.
At this time, Liu Erquan also came.
Liu Tao was surprised. Didn't he go into seclusion to practice? !
"The world is vast, and our ancestors are the biggest. Cultivation and other matters are not as important as our ancestors!"
Liu Erquan said, "It is a good tradition of our Liu family to honor our ancestors. As the seventh elder, I must lead this for everyone!"
When Liu Tao heard this, he felt happy.
Liu Liuhai and Liu Wuhai heard this and gave Liu Erquan a thumbs up, praising Liu Erquan for his high level of consciousness and spirituality.
At this time, the tribesmen also came one after another.
Seeing the clan members looking sleepy with their panda eyes, Liu Liuhai glared at Liu Erhai.
He said rather complainingly: "Er Hai, during the time we went to Tianzhou, did you take a concubine for everyone again?!"
Liu Erhai smiled and said: "Okay, three concubines from the tribesmen in the Body Tempering Realm, five concubines from the tribesmen in the Yuyue Realm, and eight concubines from the tribesmen in the Dragon Transformation Realm!"
Seeing Liu Liuhai's eyes widened and looking shocked, Liu Erhai hurriedly looked at Liu Tao and said, "This is approved by the clan leader!"
As he spoke, he took out the approval document he carried with him.
In short, I, Liu Erhai, will not bear this responsibility!
Liu Tao was speechless. He didn't expect Liu Erhai to be so careful in his work.
Seeing this, Liu Liuhai curled his lips and had nothing to say.
Liu Dahai suddenly asked: "Now that I am in the Jiuji realm, how many concubines can I have?"
Liu Erhai grinned, "As long as your kidneys are good, you can have as many concubines as you like!"
Liu Dahai smiled, with a flash of joy in his eyes, and secretly sent a message to Liu Erhai, asking him to help arrange some marriage arrangements for him this year.
"I want to raise the corpse of my ancestor. This is the long-term development plan of our Liu family. I hope that after I die, my son and grandson can continue to raise the corpse of my ancestor. But now I have no children, so, please!"
Liu Dahai said.
Liu Erhai nodded seriously, and suddenly his body shook, as if he thought of something, and he asked in surprise: "Are you ready to give birth?"
They are a group of old men, all in their fifties and sixties. Something went wrong during their physical training in the early years, so they "sterilized" themselves early.
Physical training is also a high-risk industry!
The practice of sterilizing oneself is recorded in the records of the ancestors of previous dynasties.
Especially after the inheritance of physical cultivation was cut off, this problem became more serious. It was an alternative form of physical cultivation that went too far!
But now, Liu Dahai suddenly said that he wanted a child, which shocked Liu Erhai.
Liu Dahai smiled proudly and said: "After advancing to the Jiuji Realm, there... well, there are feelings, and giving birth to children - it's not a big problem!"
He didn't say this through any sound, he said it openly.
We are all adults, so there is not so much shame and embarrassment.
Therefore, Liu Tao, Liu Liuhai and others all heard it, and their eyes shone brightly, obviously they were thinking about it.
Because they also want children!
On the martial arts field.
The tribesmen arrived one after another, and so did the snot-nosed babies.
At this time, it is already the eighth day of the first lunar month!
It's still cold.
Small snowflakes were floating in the sky, and the cold wind blew and hit my cheek, which hurt like a knife.
The clansmen lined up on the martial arts field and watched quietly as the coffin bearers carried out the ancestors from the ancestral tower, and then placed them on the altar under the command of the elders.
The offering table was set up and the ancestor's tablets were placed.
Then, the offerings, paper, incense, incense burner, etc. were put in place one by one.
When the time came, Liu Tao led his tribe to worship.
The scale and ceremony of this worship ceremony were very grand, and the incense used by several elders were all high-quality incense.
It is 5 meters long and 5 centimeters thick, which is much larger than the bamboo incense sticks used by ordinary people.
The incense burner has three legs and two ears. It is a newly made cauldron made of pure gold!
Wealth, grandeur, and class must not make our ancestors miserable!
"Send high incense!"
"Burn the paper!"
"kowtow!"
Liu Tao took Liu Dahai and several other elders to offer incense to their ancestors. Each of them offered thirteen incense sticks!
It means the fragrance of perfect merit.
On the altar, in the coffin.
Liu Fan opened his eyes and saw a string of large filial piety values floating on the heads of the elders Liu Tao and Liu Dahai. They were green, like leeks, and like green ribbons...
On his system panel, the contribution value increased slowly, and in an instant, it exceeded 100,000!
"It seems that after experiencing a lot, the children and grandchildren's respect and filial piety towards my ancestor have become more and more sincere!"
Liu Fan pondered, the value of filial piety is directly proportional to the filial piety paid to him by his descendants and the degree of care they put into worshiping their ancestors.
Next.
After Liu Tao and others finished worshiping, the tribesmen stood in a row of ten and came forward to offer incense.
Soon, it was the snot-nosed kids' turn.
Liu Xiaoxiao led the team, and dozens of little ones, with sniffles and tight faces, imitated adults, taking incense from the table and preparing to light incense.
But they were too panicked and too competitive.
Everyone was vying to get the incense. Some people took a lot of incense, some people only took one incense, and some people didn't get the incense. They were stunned for a moment, then squatted on the ground and started crying. Kick your legs.
Suddenly, the scene became a mess.
Liu Tao held his forehead and his face turned dark. It was a wrong decision to let these little guys come to worship their ancestors.
Might as well give each of them a pig's trotter to chew on.
The tribesmen looked at it funny, but the occasion of ancestor worship must be serious and not laughing.
So, everyone could only hold it in one by one, until their cheeks bulged and their faces turned red. It was so hard!
Liu Wuhai couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to help these little guys, but Liu Erquan held him back.
He was stunned for a moment and didn't understand what Liu Erquan meant.
But soon, he understood.
I saw Liu Xiaoxiao suddenly rush up to the altar, put his hands on his hips, and shouted loudly: "Little ones, please calm down for me, don't make any noise!"
In the audience, some people shut up for a moment and did not dare to make any noise, but there were a few older children around 10 years old who were still making arrogant and loud noises.
"Liu Qiqi, Liu Xiaotao, Liu Erdan, you three, didn't you hear what I said?!" Liu Xiaoxiao's eyes widened, looking angry.
In the audience, the three of them were named. Seeing their own adults still standing behind them, they immediately said in shame and anger: "Liu Xiaoxiao, what are you pretending to be? Why are you pretending to be the king? Let me tell you, I am still the king of bulldozers! "
"I am the Excavator King!"
"I am the king of juicers!"
The three of them held their necks high and shouted loudly and proudly.
After saying this, Liu Tao and others were stunned for a moment on the stage, looking at each other in bewilderment.
"I remember, excavators, juicers, these are all recorded in "The Biography of the Ancestors", these little guys actually know about them?!" Liu Liuhai said in surprise.
Liu Wuhai twisted his beard and smiled, and said proudly: "Since the last clan leader held a meeting and asked everyone to study the "Ancestor Biography" carefully, I have given up the task.
"Each clan member must read a chapter of "The Biography of the Ancestors" before going to bed every day, and must also teach their children to respect their ancestors from childhood. Therefore, it is not surprising that the children know these things. …”
Liu Tao heard this and nodded with satisfaction.
Liu Wuhai implemented his policies very well and was an elder who did practical things, so he immediately gave him a thumbs up and considered that the elder's performance score this month could be higher as appropriate.