Some people say that men tend to make mistakes when they are drunk.
Not shamelessly calling it "Passionate Mistakes."
But Liu Liuhai never believed it and was deeply ashamed of it!
I think those are shameless men making excuses for their sinful behavior.
But today, Liu Liuhai made a mistake.
He didn't drink, but he got there in a daze.
Liu Liuhai didn't know whether the woman was too seductive or whether his resistance was too weak.
In short, the woman relied on him, and her voice was very sweet.
"Hey, what our ancestors said is true!"
"The world is dangerous, and girls also have bad people. Boys must protect themselves when they go out. I didn't protect myself well today!"
Liu Liuhai was melancholy, thinking of Ma Fangfang, and didn't know how to face him.
The sedan swayed.
He actually walked away for the duration of a stick of incense.
Liu Dayuan asked several tribesmen who were carrying the sedan, and sent a message: "Is there still any ups and downs in the sedan?!"
"without!"
"Is there any vibration?!"
"without!"
Liu Dayuan and the elders looked at each other and saw the smiles in each other's eyes, and then asked the clansmen to carry the sedan to the Liu Mansion courtyard.
"Get off the sedan!"
With a sound of falling, the six-top sedan fell smoothly.
Liu Dayuan and a group of elders stood in front of the sedan and said: "The chief of the main clan, elders, have arrived."
After a while, Liu Tao, Liu Dahai, Liu Erhai, Liu Wuhai, Liu Liuhai and Liu Tong stepped out of the sedan one after another.
No one spoke.
Liu Tao's expression was as usual, Liu Dahai was calm and relaxed, Liu Erhai was full of energy, Liu Wuhai had a look of nostalgia in his eyes, and Liu Liuhai was dejected with regret on his face.
Liu Tong rubbed his hands, glanced at everyone quickly, and looked away from the corner with a guilty conscience.
He followed the main line today and took advantage of it, which made him feel happy.
Liu Dayuan and the elders of the branch quietly admired everyone's expressions for a moment, smiled slightly, and said without criticizing: "Everyone, you have had a hard time on the road!"
This sentence made Liu Tao and others look awkward and embarrassed.
Liu Dayuan felt proud and continued: "We have prepared a sumptuous family banquet for the main line, please!"
"good!"
Liu Tao replied, and the group walked away and arrived at the main hall.
In the main hall, there was plenty of food and wine.
Liu Dahai took the opportunity of getting up to pour the wine and quickly tested the poison with a silver needle. After finding that it was not poisonous, he winked at Liu Tao and others.
Liu Tao immediately started eating and drinking during the meeting, and Liu Dayuan and others kept adding wine.
Everyone drank and drank, and the atmosphere was harmonious.
After the banquet, after eating and drinking, Liu Tao asked Liu Dayuan about acknowledging his ancestor and returning to his clan.
Liu Dayuan said with a strange look on his face: "Recognize your ancestors and return to your clan?! Why should you recognize your ancestors and return to your clan? We are already a family."
After that, clap your hands.
Immediately, six beautiful women walked over from the back of the side hall. With a glance of their beautiful eyes, they each sat down next to Liu Tao and others. They blushed and shouted sweetly: "Husband!"
These six women are the same women who were in the sedan just now.
Liu Tao and others' hearts trembled, and they hurriedly said: "Stop screaming!"
With a serious look on his face, Liu Dayuan pointed at the six women and said: "Head of the main clan, please don't deny it. They are the young ladies who have not left the palace. Now, they have become your women, and you can't rely on them. "
"Furthermore, according to the customs of our Liu family, men can marry women, and women can marry men. Our branch just used an eight-carriage sedan to marry all six of you into our branch."
"That is to say, from now on, the six of you are a family with us. Since you are a family and you are the main line, then we are also the main line. We will not distinguish each other, hahaha..."
Damn it!
You can also reason like this!
Liu Tao said angrily: "How can these things be compared?"
Liu Dayuan also said angrily: "Head of the main clan, don't deny it. This is the rule left by the ancestors of the bulldozers. Whoever you marry is from that family."
As he said that, he picked up a piece of beef thigh on the plate.
It was a piece of raw beef with blood flowing on it, but he ignored it and put it directly into his mouth under the shocked eyes of Liu Tao and others. Sparks burned as his teeth rubbed against each other.
Then he grabbed a handful of cumin on the table, raised his head and sprinkled it into his mouth.
In an instant, his mouth was smoky, and he ate it while grilling. It was crunchy and very fragrant.
Liu Liuhai was stunned when he saw it.
He had pretended countless times in his life, but now he had to give in.
Liu Tao also sighed to himself. This mouthful of beef from Liu Dayuan, the leader of the branch clan, had reached a new height and a new realm.
Liu Dahai asked in confusion: "May I ask the branch clan leader, is your technique of making a fire on the front teeth to roast beef called "Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth Technique"?!"
Liu Dayuan was surprised, bit off the cow bone in one bite, swallowed it, and said: "I didn't expect you to be quite knowledgeable. Yes, this is indeed the "Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth Skill" passed down by the ancestors of the bulldozers!"
When Liu Tao and others heard this, they were in awe.
Liu Liuhai recalled: "The Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth Art" is one of the masterpieces of our ancestors.
"According to the "Ancestor Biography", the original intention of our ancestors when they created this exercise was just to have good teeth when eating, especially without spitting out bones when eating meat.
"But surprisingly, when this technique reached its peak, not only did his teeth become better, but his mouth also underwent some degree of mutation and evolution."
"In the words of our ancestors, it's as if the gene chain on his mouth has been unlocked, and his mouth has magical powers."
"As long as the old man opens his mouth and speaks for a long time, it will have a strange effect on some weak creatures. For example, he will tell a rooster to lay eggs, tell a sow to climb a tree, and tell a man to be pregnant... "
Having said this, Liu Liuhai looked at Liu Dayuan and asked curiously: "I dare to ask the branch clan leader, to what extent have you practiced this skill left by your ancestors?!"
"Gah!"
Liu Dayuan choked, a little embarrassed.
He practiced this technique purely to make a fire between his teeth and roast beef in front of outsiders. When he was angry, he could also bite out sparks when he gritted his teeth, erecting the majesty of the clan leader.
As for other magical powers, he has not cultivated them at all.
Seeing his expression, Liu Liuhai suddenly understood and couldn't help but reprimanded: "Branch leader, I have to say something to you about this."
"The skills left by our ancestors are all top-notch. They need to be practiced well. How can we do it just to show off!"
"Look at you, and the elders around you, all of them are at the Shackles Realm. If your ancestors hadn't appeared in the sky and brought your bloodline back to their ancestors, you would probably be at the Nine Extremes Realm at most, right?!"
"Such a level of cultivation is too low. It is a disgrace to our ancestors!"
blah blah blah…
Liu Liuhai kept talking. Next to him, Liu Tao, Liu Dahai and others looked at each other and smiled.
Liuhai is firing!
"In a word, you are too weak and don't practice well. Look at the few of us, we are all in the mountain-moving realm, and we have mastered the power of supernatural powers!"
As Liu Liuhai spoke, he picked up another piece of raw beef, and fire suddenly burst out from his palm. The flames roared, and the roasted beef crackled instantly. Sprinkle some cumin, and the fragrance was already wafting.
Liu Dayuan was shocked: "The magical power of controlling fire?!"
Liu Liuhai did not answer, but glanced at Liu Tao and others with a smile.
Liu Tao and others understood and picked up a piece of raw beef. Their palms were on fire and they began to roast it.
In an instant, the hall was filled with smoke and turned into a barbecue scene.
Liu Dayuan and a group of branch elders stared wide-eyed, looking at the main line clan leader and a group of elders grilling meat with their hands, and couldn't help being shocked.
"You all have mastered the magical power of controlling fire?! Are magical powers so worthless?! Why don't any of us realize it!!"
Liu Dayuan said a little jealously and angrily.
Liu Liuhai said proudly: "Of course it's because we have a good ancestor!"
"What do you mean?!" Liu Dayuan was curious.
Liu Liuhai looked at the sky and said with awe: "Our ancestors have spirits in the sky. As long as you kneel down and lick in place, you can have whatever you want!"
"For people like your branch, if you don't practice well and don't know how to respect your ancestors, they will be like this for the rest of their lives."
Liu Dayuan was so energetic that he slapped the table and shouted: "Practice?! What is there to practice? We are not strong enough, so we can only live by throwing our ancestors away!"
"Do you dare to say that your main lineage has not thrown away the ancestors?!"
This sentence was simply something he shouted out of anger.
Unexpectedly, as soon as these words were said, Liu Liuhai, who was feeling triumphant across the way, and Liu Tao, the leader of the main clan, and others, all changed their expressions slightly, and the barbecue in their palms all fell down with a "pop" and overturned. took the plate.
Liu Dayuan's eyes lit up and he screamed: "Could it be that you guys are also throwing away our ancestors?!"
"Hahaha, I thought you were such saints, but it turns out that you also make a living by throwing away the ashes of your ancestors. We all use fire sticks to rake ashes with each other..."
Next to them, the fat and thin elder and others also laughed loudly.
Amid laughter, they looked at Liu Tao and others, but they instantly became close to each other.
They seem to have found a common language...
ps: Three updates will be posted first. The author will continue to write. I will update 2 more chapters tonight.
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