In the coffin, Liu Fan lay dead.
very lonely!
None of the women who were willing to be buried with him thousands of years ago have fulfilled their promise!
Women are indeed big pig hooves!
Turning his eyes, Liu Erquan was still crying about the goodness of women outside the coffin.
Liu Fan was disappointed!
If a man really loves a woman, then he should be strong. The love in his mouth is worthless.
Only a house, a car and money can make a woman feel the sincerity of your love.
Liu Erquan, the genius of the Liu family many years ago.
Back then, Liu Erquan suffered a severe trauma due to the dystocia of the snot-nosed baby Liu Xiaoxiao. From then on, his martial arts never improved, his potential disappeared, and he was not among the tribesmen with potential according to normal distribution statistics.
Now, with the help of Liu Fan, Liu Erquan broke the bottleneck, stepped into the realm of the Great Wuzong, and activated his genius potential.
"His heart is still filled with love for his mother. This emotional fetter hinders his path to martial arts."
Liu Fan pondered.
Liu Erquan, you are so affectionate!
He lacks a kind of hypocrisy like those women in the Red Mansion who claim to be an entertainer but not a prostitute. They talk sweetly but are sharp-edged in the heart!
Thinking of this, Liu Fan's eyes lit up.
"The love of our ancestors—the Buddha's mouth and snake's heart mantra, go!"
The person who is cursed must have a mouth like a Buddha, able to deceive people, but a heart like a snake, ruthless and ruthless, with family interests first and feelings second.
Especially Liujia, a stall like this, needs people like this.
Liu Erquan deserves it!
The moment the spell came upon him, Liu Erquan was so excited that his mind seemed to be electrified and he suddenly woke up.
There is a feeling of drums in the evening and bells in the morning!
Or the experience of great enlightenment!
He looked in a daze, remembering that he had been immersed in his little girl in the past, and ignored Liu Xiaoxiao and the Liu family, and he couldn't help but feel guilty.
"This little bitch has been dead for many years, I should let it go!"
"While I am young and need someone to take care of me, I have to marry another woman and not hang myself from a tree!"
Liu Erquan muttered to himself, his eyes brightening.
He raised his head and looked at Liu Fan's tablet with an excited expression: "Ancestor, this must be your old man appearing in heaven!"
Incense.
Burn paper.
kowtow!
Filial piety value +1000!
Liu Fan was satisfied, the Buddha's Mouth and Snake Heart Mantra was beginning to show results, and the future was promising.
Outside the ancestral hall.
Liu Tao, Liu Dahai, and several other elders waited quietly.
Liu Erquan was in very bad condition and they were all worried.
At this time, the door of the ancestral hall opened.
Liu Erquan walked out, smelling of alcohol but with clear eyes.
"Clan leader, can you help me arrange a marriage? I want to find a stepmother for Xiaoxiao!"
"oh?!"
Liu Tao's eyes lit up, then he smiled and nodded.
Liu Erquan's state is great!
Everyone else heaved a sigh of relief.
Liu Erhai glanced at Liu Erquan, then looked at Liu Tao, and suddenly said: "The Liu family is still too small. Many members of the clan are over 30 years old and are still single!"
"We used to be poor and had no money, but now we dominate the chaotic underworld, and the money is overflowing. I think the Liu family needs a gift!"
"If you don't have a wife, get a wife; if you don't have a concubine, take a concubine! Then encourage everyone to have more babies. In a few years, our Liu family will be a truly big family!"
Liu Erhai finished speaking in one breath and found that everyone was looking at him blankly.
"What's wrong? Isn't it right?!"
Liu Erhai ate the fingernails in his mouth and asked in a panic.
"No problem, what the second elder said is so right!" Liu Tao exclaimed. He had really underestimated Liu Erhai before. The brain circuits created by eating fingernails are indeed very strange.
It is also very consistent with the development status of the Liu family.
Liu Dahai, Liu Sanhai, Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai all nodded in agreement, with admiration in their eyes.
Since their martial arts progressed greatly and they broke through to the Wuzong realm, their bodies have become younger and younger, and their vitality has greatly increased. In the past few days, they always felt unable to sleep in the middle of the night when they saw beautiful women, which made them run to the red building several times in private. .
Now, Liu Erquan stood at the entrance of the ancestral hall, in front of the coffin of his ancestors, and made this suggestion, which was exactly what they wanted!
A bunch of old men were secretly happy.
In the coffin of the ancestral hall, Liu Fan sighed, his eyes fell on Liu Erhai, and he felt a sense of surprise.
This descendant was very disrespectful to him, and he was very perfunctory when he paid homage. He seemed to have no independent opinion, and he always followed Liu Dahai and ate his fingernails.
But today, his suggestion was a blockbuster.
It hits the core demographic issue of the Liu family!
It also hits the mark on the filial piety value that his ancestors care about most!
Only when the Liu family's population becomes prosperous can he receive more filial piety points.
"Is it because I ate too much on my fingernails and really got calcium and became smarter?!"
Liu Fan thought about it and decided to reward Liu Erhai.
"The love of our ancestors—the mantra of the old man under the moon! Go!"
The old man under the moon, commonly known as Yue Lao, is a matchmaker. He likes to help people get married. He is the messenger who holds the red thread!
Don’t you see, those Yue Laos and matchmakers are such a headache. Every time someone asks you how old your baby is, will you get married this year? !
…
The moment the spell strikes.
At the entrance of the ancestral hall, Liu Erhai, who was eating his fingernails, trembled and his fingernails slipped from the corner of his mouth, but he didn't know it at all.
He looked up at the sky and found that the sky was very blue and the white clouds were long!
On the tree, two sparrows were touching each other, chirping, very affectionately.
He turned his head to look at the patriarch, Liu Dahai, Liu Erquan, and the others, and found that although everyone looked at ease, there was loneliness between their brows, and they looked like a rotten person who had been single for a long time.
He took a deep breath and felt he had to do something.
"Clan leader, leave it to me to reproduce the family's population!"
Liu Erhai said, patting his chest and said: "I promise that within a month, the tribesmen who don't have a wife will marry a daughter-in-law, and the tribesmen who don't have a concubine will take in a concubine, and then in a year, the Liu family will have two children." Fan!"
After saying that, Liu Tao's eyes were stunned and unmoved.
He snorted, strode into the ancestral hall, and took out paper and pen.
"In front of our ancestors, I, Liu Erhai, issue a military order!"
After that, he wrote a letter of guarantee with a few swish strokes, and stated at the end that if he could not complete the task, he would resign as an elder and go to raise pigs with Liu Daquan.
Liu Daquan is Liu Erquan's brother. He is poor in martial arts, but he is good at raising pigs. The pigs he raises are fat but not greasy, and they are very famous in the chaotic and dark world.
In the coffin, Liu Fan was very satisfied.
With the addition of Old Man Yuexia's spell, Liu Erhai, who had always been timid and unassertive, began to contribute to the family and became brave enough to take responsibility.
All around, Liu Tao and Liu Dahai looked at Liu Erhai strangely, looking up and down, feeling that the Liu Erhai in front of them was no longer the Liu Erhai they knew.
"Second Elder, you have changed!" Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai said bluntly, with serious faces.
"Hehehe, is that so?!" Liu Erhai smiled innocently and took a bite of his fingernails, which were crunchy and crunchy.
Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai saw this and smiled, "You are still the second elder we know, you haven't changed!"
Beside them, Liu Tao, Liu Dahai and Liu Erquan also took a long breath and felt relieved.
Liu Erhai in this state is normal.
Liu Erhai just now was a bit scary!
"However, since the second elder wants to benefit the clan and become the elder of the moon, then let the second elder do this!"
Liu Tao said, "Everyone will fully cooperate with the second elder. We must double the size of the Liu family by this time next year, and have snot-nosed babies running everywhere!"