Ancestor, Watch Over Me

Chapter 355: Erhai’s Dream (4400 words)

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Liu Tao's enthusiastic voice echoed at the foot of the mountain, his gentle smile was as friendly as a neighbor's uncle, and paired with a three-goat beard, he looked like he had a special temperament.

Di Axiu was stunned for a while.

This is a group of manly uncles!

She turned back to the disciples in the Death Realm and said, "You stay here and wait for me. I'll go over and take a look."

"Senior sister, be careful of fraud!" Su Mubai said. His status and strength were second to Di Axiu, and he was another master at the peak of the Flying Sky Realm who came to the Dead Realm.

Di Axiu glanced at him coldly, "If you don't enter the tiger's den, you won't get the tiger cub!"

As he said this, a shadow under his feet penetrated into the ground and disappeared.

Su Mubai shut his mouth and said no more. He waved his hands to the two disciples to escort Duan Tianlong and Jun Wushuang, followed Di Axiu, and arrived at the gate of Liu's Holy Mountain.

On the steps of the mountain gate.

Liu Tao stared at Di Axiu and felt that her aura was much more powerful than Li Duobao. He couldn't help but feel happy. The effect of using this woman as a sparring partner would definitely be better.

During this period, Li Duobao was exploited by them in turn. They were familiar with the magic and routines, and the improvement in his strength was not that great.

They urgently need someone else to squeeze out their sparring partners.

Di Axiu came to the door at this time, which was just right.

When Duan Tianlong and Jun Wushuang saw Liu Tao and the others, they felt excited and looked for help. They struggled forward, but were choked by two Death Domain disciples. They could only kick their legs and throw their arms.

Liu Tao said: "Sister, these two..."

Before he finished speaking, Dia Xiu waved his hand and said, "Let him go!"

The two Death Domain disciples let go, and Duan Tianlong and Jun Wushuang hurriedly ran behind Liu Tao and the others, with faces full of joy.

Liu Tao looked surprised. This woman seemed to be easy to talk to.

Di Axiu smiled and bowed, and said: "Uncles, don't you want to invite me to the mountain for a talk? Why don't you move?"

"Oh, okay, move, let's move!"

"Please go into the mountain and talk about it!"

Liu Tao smiled and at the same time gave Liu Liuhai a wink, telling him not to rush to use the sky net to cover people, but to wait and see the situation before taking action.

So, a group of people walked up the mountain.

At this time, there was an anxious shouting in the distance.

"Clan Chief Liu, elders, wait for me!"

Liu Dahai looked back and said, "It's this guy Zhuo Tianyou who's here!"

Everyone looked back and saw Zhuo Tianyou driving a carriage, beating the horses wildly. The horses neighed and came rushing all the way. When they came to the mountain gate, the wheels of the carriage hit the stone steps and almost overturned.

Liu Dahai struck out with force and supported the carriage, and several sickle soldiers hurriedly came to help.

Zhuo Tianyou saluted Liu Tao and others with a look of fear and excitement.

Liu Liuhai smiled and said, "Come just come and bring any gifts."

As he spoke, he looked up at the things in the carriage and found a lot of precious medicines and goodies, which made him smile.

"Let's go up the mountain and talk about it later!"

Liu Tao smiled and Zhuo Tianyou sighed and hurriedly followed. He glanced at Di Axiu next to him and found that she looked strange and had a cold aura. He immediately knew that this person was probably the person who had coerced Jun Wushuang, and he couldn't help but feel shocked. He shivered and hurriedly walked away.

Jun Wushuang thought Zhuo Tianyou came just for him, and was moved in his heart, so he hurriedly bowed.

When he walked through the mountain gate, Liu Tao's thoughts moved slightly, and he controlled the mountain guard to turn into smoke again, covering the entire Liu's Sacred Mountain.

Di Axiu glanced back, and couldn't help but be surprised. This Liu family's physical training was not simple, and he actually mastered a strange mountain-protecting formation that she couldn't even see through.

She followed Liu Tao and observed Liu's sacred mountain all the way.

Whether it was the main peak or the twelve side peaks, the majestic and majestic scenery made her in awe, and the vision of purple mist and rays of light soaring into the sky shocked her even more.

Look into the distance again.

There is a dojo suspended on each of the twelve side peaks, and there are nine dojos on the top of the main mountain. The vague aura of the avenue made her lose consciousness for a while, and a thought suddenly came to her mind. It would be great if she could rent a place to practice here!

Such a true, kind and beautiful girl, her first thought was not to rob this sacred mountain!

It was also the first time for Zhuo Tianyou, Duan Tianlong and Jun Wushuang to come to Liu's Holy Mountain. The three of them were of low strength and did not know much about the dojo and Hongmeng Purple Qi. They only thought they were awesome, good-looking and classy, and they kept shouting. Hold the grass!

Then, the three people's attention was attracted by the Sickle Army standing guard on the mountain road.

Black armor, with a tuxedo, domineering and stylish, countless times better than the black knight suit of Scorpio Mansion.

"Walking around in this kind of armor, there must be many female heroes who will fall in love with us, right?! What do you think, Master Duan Gu." Jun Wushuang sent a message to Duan Tianlong.

Duan Tianlong snorted coldly, "I don't want to talk to a weakling like you!"

Jun Wushuang was embarrassed, remembering that he had been coerced by Di Axiu and told a lot of information about the Liu family. If he was liquidated, it would be fine.

So with a thought in mind, I walked up to Liu Liuhai and tried to strike up a conversation. I found that Liu Liuhai seemed to be in a good mood today, so he climbed up the pole and started chatting with Liu Liuhai.

The few words he said made Liu Liuhai laugh out loud. He patted Jun Wushuang on the shoulder and praised him for growing up a lot over the years and finally looking like an old man.

Zhuo Tianyou glanced at Jun Wushuang, and a cold light flashed in his eyes. This guy definitely wanted to change jobs. He thought my thighs were not thick enough, so he came to hug the Liu family's thighs? !

Liu Tao led everyone to his yard.

In the yard, Li Duobao was in a daze.

He stood outside the fence of the vegetable garden, watching the little cucumber San Cun bring chicken droppings from the chicken coop under the eaves, plant it himself, and then get out and eat the cucumbers, moving it back and forth repeatedly. Chicken shit, plant yourself, eat cucumbers... Li Duobao was stunned.

Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore and asked: "Little cucumber, don't you feel cruel and disgusting if you eat the cucumbers you grew?"

The little cucumber ate the last cucumber in one bite, glanced at him, and said, "The hen still eats the eggs she laid. How can I eat the melons I grew?!"

Nothing wrong!

Very correct answer!

Li Duobao was speechless, and after a while he sighed: "The universe is so vast, and it contains all kinds of wonders!"

Little Cucumber Sancun looked at him with contempt and called him a country bumpkin.

Li Duobao rarely said anything back because he really hadn't figured out what this little cucumber was.

At this time, footsteps came from the door of the yard.

Li Duobao looked back and saw Di Axiu. He was stunned at first, and then laughed: "Di Axiu, you have today, it's great!"

He thought that Di Axiu was captured by Liu Tao and others.

Then he said to Liu Tao: "Clan Leader Liu, this woman is from the Dead Realm, and she also has a lot of treasures on her. I suggest you strip her naked, check her, and tidy her up. You will definitely gain a lot."

Di Axiu looked at Li Duobao with murderous eyes. Li Duobao suddenly shuddered, took a step back and said in surprise: "Clan Leader Liu, why didn't you seal her cultivation?!"

Liu Tao smiled and said, "She took the initiative to follow us into the mountain. She is a guest."

After saying that, he made a gesture of invitation and invited Di Axiu to sit in the pavilion. Liu Dahai and others sat with him. Li Duobao was stunned for a moment and also sat over.

The tribesmen brought jasmine tea, and a small cucumber was planted just in time for another melon. They cut it into a plate of cucumber slices and gave it to Liu Tao to entertain the guests.

Liu Tianhe touched the cucumber's head and praised it for becoming more and more sensible.

Di Axiu stared at the cucumber again and again. It was the first time she saw such a magical cucumber. She saw it carrying chicken droppings under the chicken coop under the eaves, so she waved her hand and sent out a box of golden particles the size of a palm.

"This is the excrement of the evil dragon in the Death Realm, given to you."

The little cucumber took it in surprise and did somersaults happily.

Liu Tao and others saw this, nodded slightly, and their favorable impression of Di Axiu greatly increased.

A few people started chatting immediately, talking and laughing. Liu Wuhai occasionally told one or two dirty jokes, and Di Axiu didn't mind. He smiled and nodded, and the atmosphere was harmonious.

Li Duobao's eyes widened, as if he were meeting Di Axiu for the first time, and he couldn't believe his eyes.

Di Axiu, the notorious Shura Khasa girl in the Dead Realm, is a prolific murderer. She likes to use white knives to go in and red knives to go out. I didn't expect that she has such a gentle side.

"She must have a conspiracy!" Li Duobao guessed, his eyes rolling around.

At this moment.

Di Axiu smiled brightly and said: "Uncles, I came to Scorpio this time not only to look for the opportunity to become enlightened, but also to find a legacy left by an ancestor of our Dead Domain on Scorpio."

"Oh?! I wonder what inheritance it is?" Liu Tao asked curiously. Li Duobao's eyes lit up, and the fox's tail was about to be exposed.

Di Axiu stared into Liu Tao's eyes and said word by word: ""Sickle Skill""

Liu Tao was shocked, but with a confused and curious expression on his face, he said, ""Sickle Kung Fu"? Is this a grass-cutting technique?"

Liu Liuhai also asked: "This technique is quite uncommon. I have never heard of it."

Turning to look at Liu Dahai and others, "Have you ever heard of this technique?"

Liu Dahai frowned and thought for a moment, then shook his head seriously and said: "I have been in the world for decades, but I have never heard of "Sickle Kung Fu"!"

Di Axiu has been paying attention to the changes in the expressions of several people, and has not found any flaws. He feels weird in his heart. Did I make a mistake in my investigation, or are they a few bad old men who see me as young and are deliberately trying to trick me? !

A few people chatted for a while, and Liu Tao saw that the time was almost up, so he asked the tribesmen to take Di Axiu down to rest.

In the pavilion.

Liu Tao asked Li Duobao how much he knew about Di Axiu.

Li Duobao stretched out his palm and wiped his neck with his hands, and said with a fierce look in his eyes: "No need to understand, I suggest that Chief Liu kill her directly, and then whip the corpse ten thousand times!"

"This woman is a necromantic body that is rare to encounter in ten thousand years. She is a famous cultivation wizard in the dead realm. She will become a great devil in the future and must not be left here."

When Liu Tao heard this, he knew that the two of them had a grudge. He waved his hand and told him to go down and rest as well, as he would have some sparring in the evening.

Liu Tao was the only one left in the yard.

"Everyone, tell me, what should you think about this matter?" Liu Tao said.

Liu Dahai smiled coldly: "Good people don't come, and people who come are bad. I thought I was a guest, but I didn't expect that I was here to collect debts!"

Liu Wuhai shook his head and smiled, and said: "The "Sickle Kung Fu" was obtained by our ancestors when they destroyed a sect called the Sickle Sect. In the end, after practicing it, you can summon the spirit of death to possess you. It is very powerful, but it can also easily make people go crazy. How many of us have Among people, only Liu Hai has learned this technique from his ancestors, and I think Liu Hai has the most say."

Everyone looked at Liu Liuhai.

Liu Liuhai said: "I only want to say one thing."

"Can any cat or dog ask for the skills left by our ancestors? It doesn't matter what the name of the "Sickle Kung Fu" was before, but if you get it from your ancestors, it will be named Liu, so no matter who comes to ask for it, , not even given!"

This was said with great air.

Everyone gave Liu Liuhai a thumbs up.

In an ancient bronze coffin.

Liu Fan felt relieved when he heard Liu Liuhai's words.

"As a descendant of a bulldozer, you must not only have a hard fist, but also a hard heart, and you must not bend your back for a beautiful woman!"

At this moment.

Liu Liuhai continued: "But then again, as the ancestor's children, we have the necessity and obligation to help the ancestor clean his butt for the evil he committed during his lifetime."

"Then how to wipe it?" Liu Wuhai asked, "My ancestor's butt this time is not as dirty as usual!"

A smile appeared in Liu Liuhai's eyes, and he said: "The old method is to carry the ancestor on his back, go to the Death Realm, throw it down, and destroy the entire Death Realm once and for all."

Everyone's eyes lit up and they said in unison: "What a great idea!"

In the ancient bronze coffin, Liu Fan's eyes glowed faintly.

Suddenly, a cold wind fell from the sky, and it swept through the courtyard, making Liu Tao and others feel cold.

"Why is it suddenly a little cold!" Liu Tao asked strangely,

Liu Wuhai lit the dry smoke pot, rolled his eyes and said: "Needless to say, there is a god three feet above your head, and the ancestors are watching! What you just said must have been written down in the notebook by the ancestors!"

"Besides, you want to carry your ancestors to the Death Realm, but the Death Realm is deep in the starry sky of the universe. How do you get there? Don't lose your ancestors in the starry sky!"

Liu Liuhai was stunned. Just now he only thought about throwing away his ancestor. In the moment of excitement, he forgot about this.

Liu Erhai suddenly raised his head, smiled slightly and said, "Everyone, I have a plan that may solve this dilemma."

Everyone looked at Liu Erhai.

Liu Erhai uttered two words: "Marriage!"

"Marriage? How to make peace?!" Liu Tao was confused.

Liu Erhai did not answer this question, but asked with a smile: "Everyone, what do you think of this Di Axiu?"

Liu Wuhai raised his hand excitedly and said: "170cm, 36D, 54cm, 90cm"

Liu Tao and others were stunned when they heard this, and Liu Erhai was even more stunned.

Everyone looked at Liu Wuhai with great admiration.

Then, everyone raised their hands in unison and started chirping for Liu Wuhai.

"Pa bang bang..."

Liu Tao said with admiration: "Wuhai is really a real person without showing his face. You have learned the essence left by our ancestors!"

Liu Wuhai smiled and took a puff of the dry smoke pot proudly.

Whether it is cm or D, these strange weights and measures were handed down from the ancestors back then. They studied the "Ancestor Biography" carefully and naturally understood the meaning of these symbols.

Liu Erhai said: "Everyone has met Di Axiu's data just now, and Wu Hai also mentioned it, so she is fully qualified to become the daughter-in-law of our Liu family!"

"So, my suggestion is to get married!"

"Didn't Li Duobao say that Di Axiu is the undead body that is rare in ten thousand years? Then let her be the daughter-in-law of our Liu family, give birth to a few undead body babies, and then use the "Sickle Kung Fu" "Teach it to her."

"Furthermore, based on Wuhai Gang's measurement data, coupled with my experience in looking at women this month, Di Axiu is very likely to give birth to a boy!"

"At that time, she was already a member of our Liu family. It is natural to practice the "Sickle Kung Fu". I think the spirit of our ancestors in heaven will also agree."

"Fighting and killing will never solve the problem. In the end, we have to move our ancestors out to kill the enemy. Wouldn't it be better if it could be solved peacefully?!"

Everyone laughed when they heard this.

Liu Tao couldn't help but smile and narrow his eyes: "As expected of the Yue Lao of our Liu family, I just realized today that the longest road is always the second elder's routine!"

Hearing this, Liu Erhai stood up and laughed loudly: "I have a dream. I dream of finding all the saints and goddesses in the universe and the starry sky to be wives for our sons of the Liu family, and catching all the saints and sons of gods in one fell swoop. The son-in-law of our Liu family."

"Decades, hundreds of years, thousands of years, tens of thousands of years later, our descendants of the Liu family will all be like dragons, with extraordinary physiques. I wonder if there will be any rivals in the world? I wonder if the spirit of our ancestors in heaven will wake up with laughter?!... "

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