Liu Erhai's heroic words made the clouds in the sky fall silent.
Under the eaves, the magic chicken froze, and a lump of chicken shit fell silently onto the three-inch head of the little cucumber below. It was relatively thin, so it was divided.
The little cucumber was unaware. The half of the cucumber he was eating fell to the ground. His mouth was slightly open, looking dull.
In the pavilion, Liu Tao and others all stood up and gave their warmest chirps to Liu Erhai.
"Pa bang bang…"
They chirped with force to show their shock. The chirping turned into wind, roaring continuously, and the wall collapsed.
After a long time.
Liu Liuhai sighed: "Erhai, I only know that your fingernails grow fast and you eat a lot, but I don't know that your dreams are also lofty!"
"Think about how many years from now, there will be relatives everywhere in the vast universe and starry sky, and as far as the eye can see, either my mother-in-law or my father-in-law, how joyful it will be!"
"I don't think it will take many years for our ancestors to wake up with laughter now!"
In an ancient bronze coffin.
Liu Fan did smile, and the smile on his lips was almost as bright as the sun in the sky.
"This little kid from Liuhai is very popular with me!"
He seriously doubted that all his excellent genes had been passed down from generation to generation to this generation's descendants.
Otherwise, how could they be so good, and why would their brain circuits be so strange
"Even if the nail caps are supplemented with calcium, they will never be able to develop a brain circuit like Erhai's!"
"There is no doubt that I must have inherited it well!"
"Am I narcissistic?!..."
…
In the pavilion, Liu Erhai's words pointed out a direction for the family's development.
Liu Tao encouraged: "Erhai, when you go back, make a feasibility report based on the idea you just had and hand it in. We will take time to explain it to our ancestors in front of their shrines."
"Don't think too much, I just want my ancestors to see how good you are. My ancestors have spirits in the sky. If they get excited, they might bless you."
Liu Erhai's eyes shone brightly, and he patted his chest and promised that he would complete the task.
Liu Dahai said: "Just now Erhai has proposed a solution to the "Sickle Kung", which is to get married and marry Di Axiu."
"Then, the question is, who to marry? How to marry?!"
As soon as he said this, everyone was silent, but Liu Wuhai felt excited and a little eager to try.
Liu Tao's heart skipped a beat when he saw this, and he hurriedly spoke first: "Marry Di Axiu, we old guys should stop joining in the fun, and leave good wives to the younger generations!"
Then, he looked at Liu Wuhai and asked with a smile: "Wuhai, do you have any suggestions? I saw that you were very excited just now."
Liu Wuhai took a sip from the dry smoke pot, shook his head, and said with a disappointed look on his face: "Chief, you are right. We are all old, and opportunities must be left to the younger generations."
Liu Tao let out a long breath. He was deeply afraid that Wuhai would insist on marrying Di Axiu as his wife.
Wuhai has been sometimes forgetful and confused recently, sometimes naughty like a child, and sometimes depressed. It is obvious that his time is running out and he will go there to accompany his ancestors soon. He did not force Di Axiu to marry him. Is the little girl a widow? !
"I heard from Li Duobao that Di Axiu is a cultivation prodigy in the dead realm and a rare undead body. Such a genius must be arrogant. She is asking for something from us now, so she humbles herself. So, I think It’s so difficult to let her be the daughter-in-law of our Liu family!”
Liu Dahai sighed.
"I would like to ask the Liu family, including the branches, which clan member is worthy of Di Axiu?!"
Everyone frowned when they heard this, the flowers fell deliberately, the water flowed ruthlessly, which was the most nerve-wracking.
In the end, it was unanimously decided that the affairs of young people should be left to young people.
So, Liu Tao gave an order and summoned Liu Qiqi, Liu Xiaotao and other young and outstanding tribesmen to the courtyard.
Also here are Liu Muyun with big glutes and Liu Zisu with big breasts.
A total of nine people stood in a row respectfully at the foot of the steps outside the pavilion.
Liu Tao glanced at the nine people one by one and found that all of them were full of energy, with big muscles and thick arms, and were more than nine feet tall. Their bronze skin exuded the luster of steel under the sunlight.
Obviously, they extremely meet the Liu family's standard of "handsome guy"!
Liu Tao, Liu Dahai and others couldn't help but smile with joy.
"Now, there is a task related to the fate of the family that I have to hand over to you!" Liu Tao said.
When the nine people heard this, they were shocked. Their expressions became serious, they clenched their fists, and with fierce light in their eyes, they said in unison: "Chief, you give the order to whomever you want to kill!"
Liu Tao said: "This mission is quite special."
Immediately, he informed the nine people about some of Diaxiu's situation, and revealed that the purpose of her trip was to seize the "Sickle Kung Fu", an inherited skill left by her ancestors.
"So, your mission is to seduce Diaxiu, and Diaxiu will do her best to fall in love with you and become your woman!"
Liu Tao said loudly.
When Liu Qiqi and others heard this, their eyes were dull.
"Seducing women? Aren't women seducing us?!"
They thought Liu Tao was joking, but when they saw the serious look on Liu Tao's face, they immediately knew it was true.
Liu Erhai added from the side: "You are all the best among the young people of our Liu family, so you have high hopes!"
"If this is successful, not only will you be able to win a beautiful woman, but the family will also have other rewards. In a word, if you catch Di Axiu, you will gain both wealth and wealth!"
"People are doing it, God is watching, you are seducing, and the ancestors are watching too!" Liu Erhai rolled up his sleeves and roared, "Show off your big muscles, show off your most handsome and charming side, and give it to you three God, let Di Axiu be your girlfriend!"
"Can it be done?!"
"able!"
"Do you have any confidence?!"
"have!"
"Well, go ahead, kids, we'll wait for the news of your triumphant return." Liu Erhai smiled and touched the heads of Liu Qiqi and the other nine people one by one.
Liu Wuhai took a puff of smoke from the dry pot and blew out a puff of smoke. The smoke transformed into the shape of a woman, which was lifelike. She was also wearing a miniskirt and her eyes were enchanting.
"No matter how nice you say it, it doesn't look as good as the picture!"
"Look, she is Di Axiu!"
Liu Wuhai said with a smile, Liu Qiqi and the other nine people stared at each other, their eyes suddenly lit up and their breathing became rapid.
Is this the woman we're after? !
So charming!
What a annoying little goblin!
So he bowed and bowed, and left excitedly to prepare for the seduction.
The countdown starts now!
In the yard, Liu Dahai asked: "Should we ground the clan members to prevent Di Axiu from finding out about the Sickle Kung Fu and knowing that we were lying to her, and causing other troubles?"
Liu Tao pondered, his eyes flashed, and he said with a smile: "Don't ground her, let her investigate and understand. When she finds out that our Liu family does have "Sickle Kung Fu", and Liu Qiqi and the others chase her, she will If you don’t reject it so completely, there will be a chance for the matter to continue.”
"I have burned the secret book of "Sickle Kung" in the Gongfa Pavilion. Now the entire Liu family, except Liuhai, all of us do not have the practice method of "Sickle Kung". Di Axiu wants to get "Sickle Kung", We can only make excuses with Liu Qiqi and others, this is an opportunity."
"As long as opportunities are created, Di Axiu will definitely succumb to the big muscles of Liu Qiqi and others."
After Liu Tao finished speaking, Liu Dahai and others were so impressed that they could only say in unison: "The patriarch is wise!"
Then, they quickly dispersed.
Liu Tao also began to sort out his thoughts and went through the information of all the people who had touched his ancestors over the years. After confirming that no one except Liu Hai had touched the "Sickle Kung Fu", he felt relieved.
The night is getting darker.
In an elegant little courtyard, Di Axiu left quietly and sneaked into the house of the main lineage clan members.
After a while, she came back and sat under the oil lamp, her beautiful eyes full of excitement and excitement, but also with a trace of disdain and anger.
"The Liu family's physical training really has the "Sickle Kung Fu", and some bad old men really dare to trick this girl!"
"Hmph, wait until I get the "Sickle Skill", then I'll deal with you!"
She murmured to herself, a cold aura steaming from her body.
Then, she was in trouble, because according to what she had just investigated, the only person in the entire Liu family who knew the method of practicing "Sickle Kung Fu" was the sixth elder named Liu Liuhai.
But this person was of high status and had good cultivation. More importantly, she vaguely sensed an uneasy aura from his body, which made her very afraid and did not dare to do anything at will.
Moreover, Li Duobao from Shenting was also a master at the peak of Feitian Realm, but he behaved himself here and did not dare to act recklessly. This made her even more afraid to act rashly.
Under the oil lamp, Di Axiu frowned and felt extremely troubled for a moment, so he planned to contact his master and ask for strategic guidance.
She took out a mirror and used a magic trick to point it out.
Suddenly, the mirror seemed to ripple, then became smooth, and the hag's head appeared inside.
"Disciple Axiu, meet the master!" Di Axiu saluted.
The hag's voice came from the mirror: "My dear disciple, are you encountering any problems?"
Di Axiu nodded and said: "Disciple has found the clue to "Sickle Kung Fu"!"
In the mirror, the ghost woman's face suddenly became extremely excited, and she hurriedly asked.
Di Axiu immediately informed him of his current situation and predicament.
The ghost woman pondered for a long time and stared at Di Axiu's beautiful and delicate face for a long time. Then she suddenly smiled and asked: "Axiu, are you twenty-eight years old this year?!"
"Yes, I am twenty-nine years old!"
"No, no, no, you don't seem to have a suitable Taoist companion yet, right?"
"No, my disciple is devoted to cultivation and never cares about the love between his children."
When the ghost woman heard this, her wrinkled old face turned into a blooming wild chrysanthemum, and she said kindly: "Then, you should have a family now, and you should also have a Taoist companion!"
"What?! Master! I don't want men. Men are just big stinky pig hooves. I must always stay by your master's side and serve you!" Di Axiu said anxiously, with a look of fear on his face.
When the ghost woman heard this, the chrysanthemums on her face instantly turned into lumps of ice, and she said sternly: "Di Axiu, the third generation disciple of the Dead Realm, obeys the order!"
Di Axiu's expression changed and she immediately knelt down.
The serious and fierce voice of the ghost woman came from the mirror: "I will give you three days to seduce one of the most outstanding members of the Liu family to become a double monk. If you can't do it, I will expel you from the school and clean up the family!"
"It's natural to become a member of the Liu family and learn the techniques of the Liu family. If they stop you again, just give them a few babies. With your undead body constitution, they will definitely treat you like a treasure!"
The hag's voice was seductive and serious, with a hint of madness.
Under the oil lamp, Di Axiu knelt on the cold ground, closed her eyes with pain on her face, took a deep breath and asked: "Master, which one is more important, the disciples or the "Sickle Kung Fu"?!"
The ghost woman was silent, and then said faintly: "Axiu, my teacher has calculated that you will have a calamity this time, but good and evil depend on each other. If you can survive this calamity, you will be able to soar into the sky, so you should understand what I mean. A lot of hard work…”
When Di Axiu heard this, her heart ached.
Master is lying to her again!
She knelt down with tears, a flash of determination flashed in her eyes, and choked with sobs: "Disciple understands, please rest assured, Master, I will definitely complete the task!"
"Snapped!"
She cut off the image in the mirror, stood up suddenly, opened the window, looked at the bright moon in the sky, and smiled sadly.
"Perhaps, being the daughter-in-law of the Liu family is also a blessing!"
As he spoke, he shed a few tears and wet his clothes. It was obvious that he was extremely sad.
In the distance, on the square, in the nine-story stone tower.
In the ancient bronze coffin, Liu Fan opened his eyes, his vision penetrated the space, and he saw Di Axiu crying towards the moon, and he sighed in his heart.
"Little girl, don't worry!"
"As long as you behave obediently and be my grandson, grandson, grandson...granddaughter-in-law, my ancestor will definitely bless you and make you a dazzling universe, invincible undead emperor in the starry sky!"
"Dead Domain, if you like it, my ancestor can give it to you!"
…
As soon as the thought fell, in the small courtyard where Di Axiu was, spiritual grass grew wildly, flowers bloomed in the sky, colorful clouds shone, and there were thousands of strange phenomena.
Di Axiu, who was crying by the window, saw this scene and suddenly became obsessed. After a long time, her face turned red, she smiled and said to herself: "Is this someone who has a crush on me and is giving me flowers to show his love?..."
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