After Liu Erhai said that, he ignored the angry looks of the three people, patted his butt and got up, and came to the ancestral hall.
Liu Dongdong walked out and continued practicing on the balcony, leaving Liu Erhai a private space.
Liu Erhai smiled slightly, Dongdong became more and more sensible.
He offered incense to his ancestors, burned paper, kowtowed, knelt in front of the shrine, and said respectfully: "My ancestors, my descendants have come to offer incense to you in the middle of the night."
"Besides, I have a lot of things on my mind that I want to tell you."
"The descendants are not as wise and powerful as the clan leader, they are not as capable as Dahai to help our ancestors raise your corpse, and they are not as strong as Liuhai to lead the sickle army to guard the family. Although Sanhai is often away from home, he often collects elixirs for the family to use. "
"Tianhe has found an ancient bronze coffin for you. Ancestor, you can lie down very comfortably. Now, Wuhai will go over there to accompany you to relieve your boredom. Looking at the whole family, it seems that only Erquan and I are the most useless, but Erquan There is Xiaoxiao, I am a lonely old man with nothing..."
"Old Ancestor, although I look like Maitreya Buddha and smile all day long, my descendants feel miserable because they feel that they have not made any contribution to the family. They have not been successful in their work for many months, and the son-in-law who came to recruit them is still... What's the difference between a sneak attack on the Ancestral Tower in the middle of the night and a strong man climbing over the Widow's Wall in the middle of the night?!"
"Tonight, I saw Chen Tianhua and the other three being suppressed. This was my dereliction of duty as Yue Lao. I feel so embarrassed!"
"In order to be a good old man, my children and grandchildren used to like to pick out and play earwax, but now they have changed. It was a lifelong hobby of my children and grandchildren, so I just threw it away..."
... ...
Bah bah bah...
As he talked, when he got to the point where he was sad, his eyes turned red, filled with tears, and he began to cry. He held his ancestor's coffin in his hand, his old body twitching unsteadily, and under the oil lamp, his gray beard was wet with tears. , stuck together.
In an ancient bronze coffin.
Liu Fan listened quietly and sighed in his heart.
"With my invincible ancestor protecting you, my good descendant, you don't have to live such a tiring life."
"If you want to pick out earwax, just do it openly. If you want to pick out earwax, just pop it. With the spirit of the ancestors in the sky protecting you, who dares to object?! Who dares to say no?! Look at the ancestors, I will slap him to death. he!"
At this time, in the ancestral hall.
Liu Erhai talked a lot, cried a lot, and then talked about his demands.
"Old ancestor, my descendants have said so much, but I only have one thing to ask of you, old man."
When Liu Erhai said this, his spirits were shaken and he took out a volume of atlas from his arms.
When I opened the picture album, I saw the "Yue Lao Picture Album". The picture album was full of people, both men and women, of all ages and appearances.
Whatever you want, you can find your favorite type in this album.
This is Liu Erhai's "Yue Lao Picture Album", all of which were painted by him himself.
In ten years, a bad old man who couldn't even hold a pen forced himself to become a painter in order to introduce people to his family members for blind dates. The figures he painted were lifelike and lifelike.
Liu Erhai spread out the "Yue Lao Picture Album" like a book, a thick stack, and displayed it in front of the ancestor's shrine.
Then, he looked back at the balcony and found that Liu Dongdong was already immersed in practice, so he smiled mischievously, waved his hand, blocked the void with force, and then whispered to his ancestors.
"I beg my ancestors to appear and give me the mysterious power of "Yue Lao Picture Album"."
"The descendants are not very demanding. I just ask them to draw their faces in the "Yue Lao Picture Album" and connect the lines, and the two of them will fall in love at first sight. Love each other forever."
"My descendants promise that they will never mess with the mandarin duck genealogy. Everything is just to build the big blueprint of our Liu family's dating universe. Please ask the ancestors to show their spiritual powers. Please ask the ancestors to show their spiritual powers..."
In an ancient bronze coffin.
Liu Fan was stunned when he heard this.
"You are worthy of being my descendant. Even your ancestors were shocked by the brain circuits they found out by picking out earwax!"
"Two people are destined to be destined by heaven, but you decide their marriage. How wonderful that is!"
"If you draw a random picture, two people who don't know each other will be together forever. You can't figure it out."
Liu Fan pondered, this idea is not impossible, but it must be restricted, and it cannot be obtained so easily. It requires hard work.
He thought for a moment, then his eyes flashed, and he raised his hand to shoot out a divine light.
Outside the ancestral hall.
In front of the coffin, Liu Erhai was kowtowing to his ancestors and asking them to appear. The "Yue Lao Picture Album" in front of him suddenly became brighter, and then quickly dimmed.
"Is this the manifestation of our ancestors?!" Liu Erhai was pleasantly surprised and rushed forward excitedly, holding the "Yue Lao Picture Album" in his hands.
It was cold in my hand and much heavier than before. It was like an imperial jade scroll in my hand, filled with the aura of nobility and coercion.
At the same time, the picture album became crystal clear, flowing with a mysterious luster. It seemed that there were only three pages, but when you flipped through it, it seemed like there were countless pages that could not be turned over.
On the cover of the jade scroll, the four characters "Yue Lao Picture Album" are missing, replaced by five festive red ancient characters "Yue Lao Yuanyang Pu". The font is powerful and the brushwork is vivid.
"Yue Lao Yuanyang Pu"
Liu Erhai was extremely excited. As soon as he saw the appearance of this "Yue Lao Yuanyang Book", he knew it was an extraordinary thing.
"But, how to use it?"
Liu Erhai frowned, his face full of confusion.
Suddenly, his finger hurt, and a drop of blood flew out and fell on the "Yue Lao Yuanyang Pu". Suddenly, as if a treasure shed blood to recognize its owner, the Yue Lao Yuanyang Pu turned into a stream of light and sank into Liu Erhai's eyebrows.
Liu Erhai's head hurt, and countless dense information suddenly appeared.
"When the peach blooms, its flowers are shining brightly. When the son returns, he will be suitable for his family. The way of growing old is the way of the side door!"
"Practice Yue Lao Dao and attain the Yue Lao God's position. It can enlighten all things to love each other."
"I will write your love story, and I will have the final say on who your girlfriend is..."
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This is an article on how to practice Yuelao Dao. It is not a scripture, but it is comparable to a scripture. Each word is exquisite and very mysterious.
Liu Erhai was addicted to it and fell into a trance. After a while, he woke up.
His eyes became excited, and hope and desire appeared on his face.
"This is the method of cultivation that suits me. I want to be a Yuelao!"
Then he suddenly threw himself in front of the ancestor's shrine, kowtowed vigorously, and said loudly: "Thanks to the ancestor for appearing and preaching, my descendants will definitely practice the Yuelao Dao, attain the Yuelao shrine, and solve important marriage issues for us, the sons of the Liu family!" "
"As long as I don't die, there will be no bachelor in the Liu family!"
As he spoke, his thoughts moved, and the light flashed on his hand, and Yuelao Yuanyangpu appeared in the palm of his hand. With a thought, Yuelao Yuanyangpu penetrated into his body again.
Liu Erhai was extremely excited. The Yue Lao Yuanyang Book at this moment was a rare treasure.
It's not a holy weapon or a divine weapon, but it's extremely magical and belongs exclusively to Liu Erhai. As long as he works hard to practice the art of Yue Lao, even if the Buddha falls in love with a nun, it's not a bad idea.
PS: Continue tomorrow, Ann, folks
Thank you for the helmsman reward from Huikao Yixiao 520. If I have time in the past few days, I will add more for you because I have to work hard. Thank you, boss.