in the hall.
After Liu Liuhai finished speaking, Liu Dahai couldn't help but squint and smile.
He cupped his hands and said to Liu Liuhai: "Congratulations to Liuhai, congratulations to Liuhai, you guessed it right!"
"Our ancestor, he has really come back to life..."
As soon as he said this, Liu Liuhai fell off the chair with a "bang" and stumbled.
The teacups in the hands of Liu Tao, Liu Erhai, Liu Tianhe and others all died in the battle, and they stood up from their chairs with frightened expressions.
Liu Tao scolded sternly: "Dahai, this matter is important, don't make fun of me!"
Liu Liuhai stood up holding the chair, and echoed with a horrified expression: "Dahai, don't talk nonsense. Our ancestor has been dead for two thousand years, how can he be resurrected?!"
"Your joke is too big!"
Liu Erhai and Liu Tianhe also asked one after another. The two of them often kept vigil for their ancestor. If the ancestor was resurrected, wouldn't they sit next to the ancestor every day and be watched by the ancestor? !
When they thought of this, their scalps went numb.
Because when they were helping their ancestors keep their spirits up, they kept secretly stealing from them.
Liu Dahai stood up, glanced at everyone, and said seriously: "Do you look at me like I'm joking?!"
As he said that, he took out something the size of a palm, and with a swipe of his finger, it suddenly lit up.
Liu Tao asked curiously: "What is this?"
Liu Dahai smiled and said: "This thing is called a Huawei mobile phone!"
Liu Tao and others looked confused, "Huawei mobile phone? It's not a sacred weapon, is it an exotic treasure?!"
Liu Dahai didn't answer. He skillfully unlocked the sliding screen, poked his fingers wildly, and opened the photo album.
In an instant, a photo appeared on the phone... There were selfies of the ancestors, Nan Lengrou and Liu Xin under the neon lights on the street, there were group shots of the three of them in the park, and there were various photos on the colorful auspicious clouds...
"This is what I asked for from my little ancestor! Take a look."
Liu Dahai turned over his phone and showed it to Liu Tao and others.
After just one glance, several people were shocked and had angry expressions on their faces.
"Oh my god, who is this person? He looks exactly like our ancestor!"
"Hey! The shameless lecher, hugging me from one side to the other, and looking so much like my ancestors, he deserves to be killed!"
"Dahai, how do you deal with such a villain?! Kill him or shave him alive?"
The reactions of Liu Tao and others left Liu Dahai stunned for a while.
He was messy in the wind, and he was so angry that he roared to the sky, and yelled: "Cao Cao Cao, he is the ancestor himself! Don't you guys shed tears when you see the coffin?!"
"ah?!"
"Dahai, what did you say?!"
"Ancestor?! Is he the ancestor? Who is lying in the coffin?"
Liu Dahai looked at the sky speechlessly.
He could finally understand the mood of his ancestors. No wonder his ancestors would rather pretend to be dead in the coffin than come out. These guys were so angry about their feelings.
Fortunately, I now have the approval of my ancestor, and my ancestor agreed to a request to give me a pair of twins.
Thinking of this, Liu Dahai suddenly felt happy.
He took a deep breath and smiled: "I know it's hard for you to believe this, so let's sit down first and I'll tell you from beginning to end!"
Immediately, he started talking about entering the earth and meeting Li Shushu.
In order to increase his credibility, he even told the story that he went to the Emperor Bathing Center to have fun and was caught instead.
Liu Dahai is good at telling stories, and sometimes uses force to evolve situational pictures in the void, such as Changbai Mountain, the yellow land of northern Shaanxi, Longteng Villa, the whirlpool of the Yellow River, ancient demon gods and desolate gods...
When he was telling the story, he was so entranced that he took himself in. After he finished telling the story, he suddenly found that Liu Tao and the others were already kneeling on the ground, trembling with fear on their faces.
"Ah, patriarch, what's wrong with you? Why are you kneeling on the ground to listen to the story?" Liu Dahai was surprised.
Liu Tao said in a trembling voice: "I don't know why, but my legs are weak and my body is shaking. Maybe it's because I'm old!"
A few people calmed down for a while, then stood up holding on to their chairs.
"So, the ancestor has actually been resurrected?!" Liu Tao asked.
Liu Dahai muttered: "There are two possibilities. One is that the ancestor came back from the dead, but there is another situation, that is, the ancestor never died and has always been alive!"
Liu Tao trembled and glared: "Then we throw our ancestors around to kill the enemy, isn't it?!..."
"Yes, the ancestors are all seeing it!" Liu Dahai said firmly.
"Then we touched our ancestors. Another time, Meimei touched our ancestors and touched... Does our ancestors also know these things?!"
"all know!"
"Hey! It's over!"
Several people's faces turned pale, and they couldn't help but kneel on the floor again.
Liu Dahai continued: "In "The Biography of the Ancestors", there has been no conclusion about where the ancestors came from. Now I have the answer. The ancestors are from the planet of that family earth!"
Liu Tao and others hurriedly straightened their ears and listened.
Liu Dahai said: "According to my analysis, twenty years ago, our ancestors accidentally crossed the border from the earth in some way. In the process, maybe the time was messed up and something happened, causing two thousand years to pass here, but But only twenty years have passed on earth.”
"So, the ancestor's wife and daughter are still alive. The daughter is the little girl Liu Hai praised today, named Liu Xin. As for the ancestor's wife, she was taken away directly by the ancestor!"
"So, Patriarch, you were struck by lightning today, are you not unjust?"
…
The hall suddenly became quiet, and the atmosphere was very depressing.
Everyone's eyes were rolling around, thinking about how to remedy this.
At this time, Liu Tao's eyes lit up, and he suddenly took the phone from Liu Dahai's hand and looked through the photos.
"Oh, don't tell me. Although my ancestor was handsome when he was lying in the coffin, he lacked a little aura. Look at him now, how beautiful he is!"
Liu Tao sighed and winked at Liu Liuhai and the others.
Liu Liuhai was suddenly enlightened, and hurriedly pointed to the photo on his phone and praised: "Tsk tsk tsk, the patriarch is right, the ancestor is the ancestor, he is very handsome, I didn't expect that the grandma and the little ancestor both have the same outstanding temperament." , people look up to you!”
Liu Erhai said: "When I saw the little ancestor today, I felt a strange sense of familiarity. It turns out that she is the daughter of the ancestor. No wonder her temperament is extraordinary. Given time, she will definitely become a great emperor and achieve the ancestral realm!"
Liu Tianhe said: "After seeing my grandma and little grandma, I realized that there are women in this universe who can be so beautiful. Hey, I want to be a woman in my next life!!"
Liu Dahai was stunned for a while as he listened to several people taking turns praising his ancestor, and then he couldn't help but give a thumbs up in admiration!
What a strong desire to live!
Then, he suggested: "It is necessary to confirm the identity of the little ancestor as soon as possible, so as to prevent the clan members from getting into trouble, regardless of age or age!"
Liu Tao nodded, very much in agreement with Liu Dahai's proposal.
Immediately, several people held a meeting overnight to discuss the family's future plans. The focus was on how to get along with their ancestors and let them continue to "appear" for them!
They held this meeting until late at night, and finally came up with the most feasible plan, which made several people laugh.
This plan is - besiege Wei and rescue Zhao + winding paths lead to secluded places!
"My ancestor is a thief and we can't fool her easily, but my little ancestor is a little girl and is easier to coax! Let's start with her!"
"It's delicious and delicious. I won't interfere in my martial arts practice to avoid making mistakes!"
"I heard from Dahai that this little old ancestor wants to be a heroine, so we will satisfy her!"
"After the Bulldozer Divine Dynasty is established, treat the old ancestor as the divine ancestor of the dynasty and the little old ancestor as the princess. First, establish her identity, and then give her the false name of Supreme Elder. When something happens, call her to do it together. , if something happens, she will be the one to stand up for it."
"Make the little ancestor happy, and then let her help us please the ancestor!"
"At that time, if we want anything, we will coax the little ancestor to help us ask for it. Hehehe, the big boss behind the scenes is us..."
Liu Dahai felt excited as he listened to the clan leader's analysis.
"So, we don't have to be afraid of our ancestor's resurrection?!" Liu Dahai said in surprise, "As long as we have the trump card of our little ancestor, we can live a better life! Isn't this true?"
"Yes, our real good days are coming, hahaha!" Liu Tao laughed, his eyes twinkling.
In the hall, Liu Liuhai and others also laughed, and the atmosphere was joyful.
PS: The resurrection of the old ancestor and the positioning of the little old ancestor are more difficult to deal with, so I am very cautious and write slowly. Please forgive me.
There will be two updates today, and three updates will start tomorrow.
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