The sky is full of wind and snow, the ground is frozen and the sky is cold.
On the top of the nine-story stone pagoda, a stove was set up in each of the left and right halls of the ancestral hall. The burning stove was as warm as spring, and the smell of pine oil filled the air, making people feel relaxed and happy.
Summoned by the patriarch Liu Tao, the six elders of the Liu family came, each with a small bench.
Liu Erhai ate nails to supplement calcium, Liu Sanhai took out ear wax and smelled it while intoxicated, Liu Dahai, Liu Wuhai and Liu Liuhai, each with a dry pipe, smoked.
The sparks in the smoke pot flickered, and bursts of smoke came out of their mouths, covering their faces.
Liu Erquan doesn't smoke, eat his fingernails or pick out ear wax, because Liu Xiaoxiao is still young, and as his father, he can't spoil the child.
So he likes to smell his armpits, and sometimes he raises his arm to take a deep breath of smell, wow! It stinks, fishy, I haven’t showered in three days, but it smells really good! …
Yang Shou'an served as the introduction to the topic of the meeting, so he was left in the ancestral hall.
This was the first time he saw all the senior members of the Liu family, and he couldn't help but respect them with his eyes and feel awe-inspiring in his heart.
The more distinguished a master of martial arts is, the more strange his hobbies he will have.
The six elders in front of him had weird hobbies, such as eating fingernails, smelling earwax, or smoking large dry pots. They were so powerful that he had only seen them in his life.
Especially the elder Liu Erquan who liked to smell his armpits. The aura of the Great Wuzong was unfathomable, which shocked Yang Shou'an.
"The Liu family is really strong!"
Yang Shou'an sighed in his heart, including Liu Tao, there were two great martial arts sects in the Liu family.
At this time, Liu Tao knocked on the table and started today's meeting.
At the meeting, Liu Tao praised Liu Dahai and several other elders who completed their tasks on time, and gave positive recognition to their work ability and attitude.
"Liu Dahai, Liu Erhai, Liu Wuhai, and Liu Erquan will each be rewarded two thousand taels of silver!"
Liu Tao announced the reward, and a group of people were immediately overjoyed.
Only Liu Sanhai had a sad face and his head drooped.
Because he didn't complete the task, he didn't get the reward.
Liu Tao turned and looked at Liu Liuhai, with a smile on his face.
"Here, I would like to praise the sixth elder Liu Liuhai!"
Liu Liuhai's face flushed with excitement, he raised his head and chest, ready to receive praise!
Liu Tao said loudly: "The Sixth Elder is responsible for his work, serious about his work, and pays attention to details. Now the Sickle Army has expanded to 3,000 troops, and has also recruited two veterans, Black Hand Zhang and Tiejiao Li. Their hard work has made great achievements."
"I heard from the clansmen that on the day when the Sickle Army was recruited, the Sixth Elder actually vomited blood and fell to the ground, convulsed and passed out in order to persuade Jiang Hu Ke to join our Liu family!"
As soon as these words were spoken, Liu Dahai and others couldn't help but take a breath of cold air.
Sixth Elder, you are working too hard!
Liu Liuhai met everyone's shocked gazes and wanted to say something, I don't want to do that either, this is all forced by my ancestors! …
Liu Tao continued.
"In the past month, the Sickle Army led by the Sixth Elder arrested a total of 312 spies who infiltrated the chaotic black streets, put down 13 enemy riots, suppressed street forces thousands of times, and gave us the Liu family to rule the chaotic black streets. The street has laid a good foundation for the people!"
"Come on, let's all give the Sixth Elder a shout!"
"Pah, pah, pah, pah, pah"
Everyone applauded Liu Liuhai.
"If you do well, there will be rewards!"
Liu Tao said, looking at Liu Wuhai and Liu Erhai.
Liu Wuhai walked out, took out three thousand taels of silver notes, and placed them in front of Liu Liuhai, "Congratulations, Sixth Elder!"
He is now in charge of the Liu family's logistics supplies and is the general manager of the Liu family.
Liu Liuhai took it excitedly. Three thousand taels of silver was enough for him to drink flower wine many times!
At this time, Liu Erhai came over, holding a thick picture album. When he opened the picture album, it was full of pictures of beautiful women.
Or sexy!
Or coquettish!
Or baby fat!
Or baby-faced!
…
There are more than 3,000 beauties in total, ranging from 60-year-old aunties to young lolita, in various poses.
"The women here are all real. Choose whichever one the Sixth Elder likes. Once you've chosen, I'll help you with the matchmaking!"
Liu Erhai said.
As soon as he said this, Liu Dahai and others all turned red and looked at Liu Tao hurriedly.
When did the Liu family have this benefit? Why didn’t they? !
Liu Tao explained: "This is an invisible benefit, only given to the person who does the best!"
He is the patriarch.
He is the most authoritative.
He has the final say!
Seeing Liu Liuhai's beauty pageant with shining eyes, Liu Dahai and others were crazy with envy and jealousy.
Liu Liuhai's fingers trembled with excitement and he couldn't turn the page for a long time. Liu Erhai smiled and helped him turn the pages and let him choose.
Liu Liuhai started to choose, exclaiming from time to time.
"Wow! This 18-year-old has red eyes, a great figure, and is still a baby..."
"Yeah! This one is so small, can it be done..."
"Oh oh oh! There is a widow. No wonder she looks like a widower. I can't do it, I can't do it..."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk! Niu Cuicui from Xiawa Village, although she is a bit ugly, is a good wife and mother at home..."
Liu Liuhai's eyes shone with excitement. Looking at the picture album was like looking at an erotic picture, but he looked beautiful.
While he was choosing, he made a few comments, with such a beaming look on his face that Liu Dahai and others grinned in anger.
"Select within three breaths, otherwise the reward will be forfeited!" Liu Tao frowned, "Don't embarrass yourself in front of our ancestors!"
Liu Liuhai panicked and was spoiled for choice. There were more than three thousand beauties, which one should he choose? !
Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he remembered what Yang Shou'an said: The older a woman is, the better she tastes!
"Pah! I chose her!" Liu Liuhai pointed at the woman at the end of the album and said excitedly.
Liu Erhai took a curious look and couldn't help but be stunned: "Are you sure?!"
"Ma Fangfang, 53 years old, the contemporary head of Majiawan family, loves to eat red pepper and garlic, has a bad temper, and doesn't like to take a bath. She said that she has not bathed for 30 years and hopes to find a man who also doesn't like to take a bath to spend the rest of her life..."
Liu Wuhai read it word for word.
After reading to the end, my eyes were widened and I looked at Liu Liuhai in disbelief.
I have known the Sixth Elder for so many years, and I have smoked cigarettes with him under the sunset countless times, but I didn’t know that the Sixth Elder was such a heavy-smelling person!
Liu Erquan, Liu Sanhai, and Liu Dahai are equally incredible.
Liu Tao glanced at the Sixth Elder and then at Yang Shou'an, thoughtfully.
"Yang Shou'an is so poisonous. He actually spread the idea that women become more attractive as they get older, to the Sixth Elder!"
Liu Liuhai felt guilty when he saw everyone's expressions. He raised his head to look at Yang Shou'an and said through a message: "Is the woman I chose bad?"
"Based on my experience, the woman chosen by the big boss tastes absolutely wonderful!" Yang Shou'an transmitted the message, paused, and then said, "It's a pity that she is a bit young!"
"You are 53 years old, still young?"
"It's a little small!"
"Hey! If I had known earlier, I would have chosen the 60-year-old Wang Caifeng..."
Liu Liuhai slapped his knees, looking deeply regretful.
This look fell into the eyes of Liu Dahai and others, which meant that Liu Liuhai regretted not choosing a beautiful and young woman.
Liu Erhai put away the album and made a promise to Liu Liuhai.
"In a month at most, I will help you decide on this marriage, so that you can get the beauty you want!"
PS: Sweat, am I a little watery... If you think it is watery, I will speed up the plot... and ask for a recommendation vote.