A line of words appeared in the void.
"My ancestors just had a bloated stomach back then..."
This is the ancestor's answer, which is very obscure and difficult to understand.
But combined with the context, everyone immediately understood, and then they were in an uproar, and their awe for their ancestors once again climbed to a higher level.
Liu Dahai opened his mouth and said blankly: "My belly is bloated, doesn't it mean I'm going to fart?"
"What the ancestor meant was that when the enemy assassinated him, his stomach just happened to be bloated, and then the enemy collapsed and exploded on the spot. Is this what he meant?!"
Liu Tao nodded and said: "Yes, that's what my ancestor meant, but he was more cultivated and qualified, and was ashamed to say the word fart, so he told us in a subtle way that his stomach was just a little bloated at first. !”
Liu Dahai sighed with emotion: "Hey, my ancestor is indeed an ancestor. He is strong, handsome, and speaks humorously!"
Liu Liuhai heard this and glared at Liu Dahai, feeling that Liu Dahai had said everything he wanted to say.
In the square, Liu Nianzu, Liu Jingzu, and the Blood River Emperor sighed.
"I never imagined that our ancestors were like this when they were young!"
"I feel that our ancestor is the most friendly to the people among all the ancestral realm powers!"
"It's not important to be friendly to the people, what's important is to protect your shortcomings! Hehehehe..."
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At this time, Liu Tao said loudly: "Everyone be quiet. According to the instructions of our ancestors, we are now reviewing this test question to see if anyone has answered it correctly... Well... Although the answer to this question is a bit unexpected, the score is still good." He was beaten!"
Speaking of this, Liu Tao felt embarrassed.
Because this test question was asked by him, the answer turned out to be something that even he, the person who asked the question, had not expected. It was really embarrassing. Standing in the void, sweat was pouring down my back.
"Come on, based on this answer, we will mark and grade the papers on the spot!"
"The full score for this question is 20 points. Liu Xiaotao answered correctly about the characteristics of the three realms of muscles. He answered incorrectly in the subsequent analysis, and gets 10 points!"
"Liu Qiqi also answered correctly the characteristics of the three realms of muscle, and got 10 points!"
"Liu Dongdong... 10 points... Duan Longhao, the characteristics of the three realms of muscle are all wrong, 0 points!... Kang Yuan, eh, Kang Yuan is good, the characteristics of the three realms of muscle are written very well, 10 points!... "
Liu Tao was suspended in the void, waving his pointer to score points one by one. In the square below, the tribesmen watched with interest.
At this time, Liu Tao suddenly exclaimed "Ah" and said: "This person deserves full marks!"
Everyone was surprised and surprised. They quickly looked around and saw someone answering like this on a test paper:
"My ancestor is so awesome, do you still need to use your gluteal muscles to rebound to kill people? I think my ancestor must have farted and killed the enemy!"
After everyone read this answer, they all took a breath.
Oh my gosh! Who is this person? Did he do it on purpose or on purpose? He actually answered this question correctly!
Everyone hurriedly looked at the name signed on the test paper: Fatian Branch, Liu Muyun!
"Ah! It's Brother Liu Muyun. He's famous for his strong gluteal muscles!"
"When the twelve branches recognized their ancestors, the large gluteal muscles represented our Fatian branch and reached the finals. Do you still remember?"
"Of course I remember it, hahaha, I didn't expect that our big gluteal brother Liu Muyun from the Fetian branch got a perfect score for this question!"
In the square, everyone was talking a lot, and the Fatian branch cheered excitedly. A group of senior officials, including the patriarch of the Fatian branch, Liu Dayuan and Fatty Elder, pulled their beards and laughed in excitement.
On the battlefield, Liu Muyun looked calm, as if he had expected it. His calm and calm look surprised Liu Tao, so he asked: "Liu Muyun, were you deceived about this question, or did you do it yourself? "
Everyone looked at Liu Muyun.
Liu Muyun raised his head and smiled, and said: "I have been specializing in gluteal muscle training for more than ten years, so I know the secret of gluteal muscle expansion!"
"Oh, what's the secret of big gluteal muscles?" Liu Tao asked with a smile.
Liu Muyun sorted out his thoughts and said: "The gluteal muscles are different from other muscles. These muscles are exercised to the extreme and can drive internal organs, especially gastrointestinal motility. Simply put, they can control the flatulence in the abdomen."
At this point, he chuckled and said: "To put it simply, you can control gastrointestinal motility through the gluteal muscles, and then decide whether to fart!"
"Give me an example!"
"I am now at the peak of Feitian Realm. If someone attacks me from behind, his cultivation level is not higher than Moving Mountain Realm, and the distance is ten feet or something, I don't need to turn around, I just need to fart to kill this enemy!"
As soon as these words were spoken, the whole place fell into silence!
Then, countless people were in an uproar.
Because many of the tribesmen present could not reach the Mountain Moving Realm. In other words, if Liu Muyun wanted to kill them, he did not need to draw his sword, let alone his sword. He only needed to fart to kill them!
Liu Tao was also dumbfounded for a while. He had already practiced to the point where his whole body muscles had changed, but he was still lacking in sculpting the muscles of certain parts.
Obviously, Liu Muyun, who has large gluteal muscles, has become extremely good at cultivating large gluteal muscles and has reached another level.
The ancestors did not explain this realm clearly, but Liu Tao believed that there must be other realms after the third realm of muscle.
After a long time, Liu Tao sighed with emotion and said with a smile: "Liu Muyun can answer this question not by chance, but because he really has this ability. Come on, let's cheer for him!"
Bang bang bang bang!
There was thunderous applause, especially from the tribesmen of the Fetian branch. They were all excited and proud, their palms turned red, and the applause was the most intense.
Next, everyone got similar answers to other people's test papers, all with 10 points.
In the void, Liu Tao cleared his throat, raised his pointer, and said: "Now, let's look at the second question!"
The clan members were all shocked.
"Question 2: The path traveled by our ancestors"
"topic:
"The Biography of the Ancestors" records that one time the ancestors went out to travel and came to a wilderness. There was no road in the wilderness, the ground was covered with thorns, and the fields were vast. Facing this scene, the ancestor said something.
"Question: What did our ancestors say back then? And analyze the deeper meaning of this sentence! (20 points)"
After reading the title, there was a heated discussion among the tribesmen in the square.
Liu Tao did not beat around the bush and said directly: "It seems that everyone already knows the answer to this question, yes! This question is very simple, and there is one in the spiritual and cultural corridor of the ancestors of our Liu family. Write!"
"Come on, everyone tell me in unison, what is this sentence that our ancestors said back then?"
In the square, all the tribesmen shouted in unison: "There was no road on the ground, but when more people walked on it, it became a road!"
Liu Tao smiled happily.
At the same time, in the ancient bronze coffin, the ancestor also smiled happily.
"My descendants are all good descendants!"
“More than a thousand years have passed since my ancestors said it, and I still remember it so clearly!”
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All the tribesmen who participated in the competition answered this question, and their answers were accurate. They analyzed that they need to be brave enough to walk their own path, so they received full marks.
Except for the two people, they are Duan Longhao and Kang Yuan!
Duan Longhao’s answer on his test paper was: Hold the grass! I'm lost again!
Kang Yuan's answer on the test paper is this: faint, the map is fake, unscrupulous profiteer, I won't be able to kill you when I come back!
The tribesmen below saw the answers of the two people and laughed.
The clan leaders and senior officials of the twelve branches also twisted their beards and smiled, finding a sense of balance in their hearts.
You can't always be overwhelmed by the main line. It's quite fun to read the main line's jokes occasionally!
Liu Tao and others' faces were extremely dark, feeling that it would be embarrassing for these two people to participate in the family competition.
Kang Yuan and Duan Longhao blushed with embarrassment and did not dare to look at anyone.
Kang Yuan's daughter-in-law Liu Qianxue glared at Kang Yuan and said through a message: "Kneel down outside the yard tonight! You are not allowed to come in!"
Duan Longhao's daughter-in-law Liu Ahua looked at Duan Longhao and said nothing for a long time. Duan Longhao swallowed his saliva and said: "Daughter-in-law, I will kneel on the washboard tonight and beg for forgiveness!"
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