Cheng Ke felt helpless about Jiang Yuduo's use of the three-and-a-half-year-old child to compare him every time, but this time he said it was fun, so he endured it.
However, he corrected it: "A three-and-a-half-year-old child should be three years, nine months and almost ten months now."
"It's so strict," Jiang Yuduo smiled. "Actually, he will be four years old soon. Now the countdown is on. His father buys him a gift every week one month in advance."
"It's about the same as when I was a kid," Cheng Ke took a bite of a bunch of big chili peppers, "every year I start receiving gifts long before my birthday."
"It's really cool." Jiang Yuduo said.
"It's not very good," Cheng Ke said. "If things come too easily, there will be no happiness. If there is no expectation, there will be what you want and what you don't want."
"I haven't experienced it before," Jiang Yuduo lit a cigarette, "it doesn't hurt to stand and talk."
Cheng Ke didn't speak, Jiang Yuduo's situation, let alone birthday gifts when he was a child, maybe his birthday would not be celebrated.
"When is your birthday?" he asked.
"June 1," Jiang Yuduo said, "that's what it says on the ID card."
"...Oh." Cheng Ke responded.
"Isn't your birthday laughed at?" Jiang Yuduo asked.
"Huh?" Cheng Ke was stunned.
"222." Jiang Yuduo said.
"How did you know?" Cheng Ke asked.
"I have a copy of your ID card," Jiang Yuduo sighed, "Is your IQ development a little biased?"
"Go away." Cheng Ke took a sip of wine and had to say that Jiang Yuduo would surprise him a lot of times, let alone a copy of his ID card attached to the back of the rental agreement, let him specifically remember who's birthday , he may not be able to remember.
He picked up another skewer of meat, glanced at it, and put it down.
Accidentally took the skewer of pigs.
"Do you think it doesn't taste good, or are you eating it?" Jiang Yuduo took the string of pig whips and gnawed at it.
"None of them," Cheng Ke said, "I am... this, a pig... "
Jiang Yuduo choked and looked at him: "You are too modest, I am too embarrassed to eat it."
Cheng Ke glared at him and quickly repeated what he said before: "Fuck, I mean this is a pig's whip, not a bullwhip and an egg..."
"Do you eat both bullwhip and eggs?" Jiang Yuduo asked immediately.
"I..." Cheng Ke really didn't know how to explain it. He didn't eat these things, but bullwhip and eggs were probably more common, so they were easier to accept.
Before he could think about what to say, Jiang Yuduo raised his hand and shouted, "Waiter!"
"What do you want!" a waiter also shouted and asked.
Cheng Ke reacted immediately, pressing his voice and shouting at him: "Jiang Yuduo!"
"Sheep waist!" Jiang Yuduo shouted again.
"Soon!" the waiter replied.
Cheng Ke breathed a sigh of relief, but when he saw Jiang Yuduo's smile, he realized, "You fucking did it on purpose."
"No." Jiang Yuduo said with a smile, "This is intentional."
"What?" Cheng Ke asked shyly.
"Bullwhip and bullpen!" Jiang Yuduo suddenly roared again.
"Alright soon!" The waiter also shouted back.
"... I'll fuck you uncle." Cheng Ke was taken aback by his voice, and he didn't know for a long time if he needed to turn his head to avoid the sight of the surrounding.
"It's alright," Jiang Yuduo took a sip of wine, "there are a lot of people who eat, and no one will make a fuss, and I didn't say they want whips."
"Shut up." Cheng Ke sighed.
Jiang Yuduo didn't speak any more, and continued to eat and drink with a smile.
When the waiter brought up the roasted lamb's kidney, bullwhip, and egg together, Cheng Ke had a feeling that he couldn't explain it.
"Actually, if I don't tell you what these are, you'll be happy to eat them all," Jiang Yuduo took a bunch of lamb kidneys and put them in front of him, "You can always eat this."
Cheng Ke picked up the sheep kidney and took a bite.
I have to say that Jiang Yuduo is quite rough, but from the beginning, Cheng Ke couldn't feel disgusted with him. Jiang Yuduo like today will make him feel some kind of unbridled pleasure.
He picked up the last string of pig whips: "Actually, this is really delicious."
"Eat what you eat, don't judge when you eat this stuff, what's delicious or not," Jiang Yuduo said while eating, his voice a little vague, "If you say that, it's easy to make me think wrong. ."
"I've served you." Cheng Ke sighed.
Today's supper, Cheng Ke ate very comfortably. For the first time in a month, he felt "very fragrant and delicious".
But they didn't finish the pile of meat skewers on the table.
"Pack it up," Cheng Ke said, "I'll take it back to eat."
"I treat you, you pack," Jiang Yuduo looked at him, "your face is really big."
"Oh, I forgot," Cheng Ke was a little embarrassed, "I always thought about my treat."
Jiang Yuduo called the waiter to check out: "Are you a treat then?"
"No." Cheng Ke replied.
"You can't be..." Jiang Yuduo frowned, "Are you out of money?"
"Huh?" Cheng Ke didn't understand.
"I don't have money to eat?" Jiang Yuduo looked at him suddenly, "I said, why did you suddenly ask me to invite me to a barbecue? I haven't been in touch for a month, so I asked for a meal when I came up."
"Fuck," Cheng Ke smiled, "I'll ask you this meal."
"No need," Jiang Yuduo said, "I asked, I don't need to give money here."
Cheng Ke clicked his tongue.
The moment he came out of the barbecue shop and stood on the street, Cheng Ke felt that he was suddenly a little confused and didn't know where to go.
Jiang Yuduo looked around.
"Don't know the way?" Cheng Ke asked with a smile.
"No." Jiang Yuduo walked over to the intersection on the right.
Cheng Ke knew that of course he wasn't looking for a way. Jiang Yuduo would do this a lot of the time, cornering, going out, and whenever he entered a new scene, he would look around.
"What are you looking at?" Cheng Ke also looked around.
"Look if there are any taxis." Jiang Yuduo replied.
"No need to take a taxi," Cheng Ke said, "it's still warm now."
"Well." Jiang Yuduo nodded.
Cheng Ke glanced at him, wondering if he was a little sensitive. This was the second time tonight. In his concept, Jiang Yuduo should mention "them" or make him be more careful, but there was no situation.
Just like after the "wrong person" incident last time, Jiang Yuduo deliberately stopped mentioning it.
This made him suddenly shake his original judgment a little. If Jiang Yuduo really has... mental problems, how can he deliberately avoid relevant content
"I'll take you back." Jiang Yuduo said when he reached the intersection.
"No need," Cheng Ke smiled, "I'm not a little girl, and I still use someone to give it away."
"It's not me, you're really not as good as our little girl who grew up here," Jiang Yuduo said. "The little girl is not as slow as you are."
"Why am I dull?" Cheng Ke was a little upset.
Jiang Yuduo hesitated and sighed: "I'll tell you, you bought a dishwasher that day, and I was right behind you."
Cheng Ke looked at him in shock: "What?"
"If I didn't stop you, the thief could steal your underwear. If you want to change to this little girl who grew up, maybe she would have slapped it with a big ear earlier." Jiang Yuduo said.
"You really are." Cheng Ke continued to be shocked.
"Sure enough?" Jiang Yuduo asked.
"I just said I saw you!" Cheng Ke was inexplicably excited, "I thought I was dazzled! I fucking said it was you! Are you hugging someone downstairs?"
"Be careful when you speak," Jiang Yuduo tutted, "I hug someone, I'll strangle the thief's neck and go downstairs!"
Cheng Ke laughed, and he was very happy for some reason. After laughing for a long time, he patted Jiang Yuduo's arm: "Thank you."
"I just wanted to see your eye injury that day," Jiang Yuduo looked a little embarrassed. "It's not good to call you directly. I thought I'd stop looking for you."
"Why?" Cheng Ke asked.
"Why," Jiang Yuduo said, "beat up his friend."
"Then when you beat up Chen Qing before," Cheng Ke said, "Is it the same? Don't look for him anymore?"
"That's not true," Jiang Yuduo frowned. "That's different. I don't know how to say it. I'm different from Chen Qing and you."
"Why is it different?" Cheng Ke continued to ask.
Jiang Yuduo didn't seem to know what to say, and frowned for a long time before he glanced at him: "He's not as long-winded as you, asking here and there, it's different if it's different, how can I know why it's different."
"Okay, don't ask." Cheng Ke smiled.
Jiang Yuduo walked back with him. He didn't refuse Jiang Yuduo to send him back. He felt quite comfortable walking on the empty street while it was hot.
"Chen Qing and I, we grew up together," Jiang Yuduo said suddenly and softly. "We know each other quite well. I know him... He won't disappear. No matter what, he will follow me."
Cheng Ke turned his head: "I won't disappear either."
"It's hard to say," Jiang Yuduo said, "you are too different from us, too far away, if you hadn't been kicked out, you wouldn't even use a single brain cell on people like us in your life. , you had no idea that such a group of people existed."
"It's too absolute." Cheng Ke said.
"It's almost like this." Jiang Yuduo said.
Cheng Ke thought for a while: "Have you known Chen Qing for ten years?"
"Well, probably," Jiang Yuduo said, "I... I've known each other since I first came here."
"Where did it come from?" Cheng Ke asked.
"I don't remember," Jiang Yuduo said, "I was too young at that time."
"Oh." Cheng Ke nodded, "Chen Qing said that if you didn't save him, he might drown."
"When I went to help him untie the rope, he also unties it himself, and he may untie it after a while." Jiang Yuduo said, "But maybe, if you really can't hold back, you will faint in one bite. ."
"He admires you very much, calm down," Cheng Ke said. "There are quite a few ways to save people."
"I learned from watching TV." Jiang Yuduo said.
"Television?" Cheng Ke asked, a child who would be beaten for reading a book could still watch TV
"The TV in the mall," Jiang Yuduo said, "the life-saving show, I watched it a few days ago."
"Oh," Cheng Ke smiled, "now learn and sell now."
"Well." Jiang Yuduo nodded.
Cheng Ke didn't continue this topic. Now Jiang Yuduo talked about his childhood, he became calm and calm, which made him feel a little strange.
When he got downstairs, Cheng Ke gritted his teeth and didn't let Jiang Yuduo go up and sit.
"I'm leaving." Jiang Yuduo said.
"Well," Cheng Ke said, "then what, you should pay for the rent instead of Chen Qing."
"Okay." Jiang Yuduo responded.
"Then... good night." Cheng Ke turned and walked towards the elevator.
Jiang Yuduo said after a while, "Good night."
Cheng Ke waved his hand and didn't look back. He turned his head after entering the elevator. Jiang Yuduo was no longer at the entrance of the corridor.
Good night.
Cheng Ke also said good night to him before, but he didn't respond.
In his impression, this ordinary and elegant word is too far away from him. He doesn't know who to use this word with, Chen Qing? Lucy
Probably will be laughed to death.
If Chen Qing and Lu Qian said good night to him, he would probably have a prickly heat.
But when Cheng Ke said good night, it was natural and casual, and it sounded very comfortable, which made him want to respond. Although it was a little awkward to hear him say good night, it was novel and pleasant.
When walking out of the community, Chen Qing's phone called.
"Third brother, have you finished eating over there?" Chen Qing said, "I'm still drinking here, come over? Give Erbald some face and ask Jaeger to come over with him, the shop will be alone. "
"He went back," Jiang Yuduo looked at the time on his phone, "I'll go."
"Then I'll let them bake some more." Chen Qing said.
"Well." Jiang Yuduo hung up the phone and quickened his pace.
After turning the corner and walking for a while, he glanced behind him, and a shadow was projected from the corner of the wall and stretched long on the ground.
Jiang Yuduo's footsteps did not stop, but continued to walk forward, paying attention to the movements behind him.
On this street, if they want to do something, it is very difficult. The street lights on this street are old-fashioned. They are very short and dense. The frequency of shadows alternating back and forth is high, and they will be stretched very long. , once someone gets close, it's easy to spot.
After walking for a while, Jiang Yuduo took the opportunity to turn a corner to glance again, and there was no one behind.
His hand, which had been gripping the handle of the knife in his pocket, was only then released.
When taking Cheng Ke home, this man followed him all the time. He had seen it when he came out of the barbecue restaurant, and Cheng Ke might have seen it when he followed him around, but such a slow-witted person would not think much about it. .
He didn't tell Cheng Ke.
He didn't want to make Cheng Ke nervous because of his own affairs.
In other words, he can still clearly remember the way Cheng Ke looked at him after the fight that day, and he didn't want to see that look again.
Some things are destined to be dealt with alone.
When Cheng Ke got home and took off his clothes, he smelled burnt and alcohol.
It was late, and he was so sleepy that he struggled for almost five minutes before taking his clothes and taking a shower.
When the hot water rushed to his body, Jiu Jin and the dizzy Jin, which was stuffed with a belly, came up together. He pressed his forehead against the wall and let out a long sigh of relief.
Cool!
What's cool
I don't know, but it's cool and happy.
He looked up, hot water splattering across his face.
A hot bath has a lot of effects, sometimes it can relieve fatigue, sometimes it can hypnotize, sometimes it can eliminate alcohol, sometimes... If you are so sleepy, you can try to sleep standing up. Suddenly, in a drowsiness, he held his head high and woke up.
He hesitated for a moment, then walked out of the bathroom wearing a water drop, and went to the living room to get his mobile phone.
I found the video of Jiang Yuduo just recorded, clicked play, and put the phone on the sink... I should buy another phone holder.
I don't want to get up in the morning after drinking alcohol, especially after having a spring dream after drinking, especially I don't want to get up.
Xu Ding's call came for the third time, Cheng Ke really couldn't go on dreaming, so he picked up the phone.
"I'm sorry," he glanced at the time, it was almost noon, "I drank a little wine yesterday."
"It's good," Xu Ding said. "Having alcohol at least proves that your life is normal."
Cheng Ke smiled and sat up: "Maybe."
"I just wanted to tell you that the video was a few days in advance, and the venue changed a bit." Xu Ding said.
"Okay," Cheng Ke yawned, "I can tell when I have time, I'm idle all day."
"The other is that the content of the video has been changed, and a model has been added." Xu Ding added.
"Well," Cheng Ke responded. The creativity of each video is different. Sometimes it is just a simple sand painting process, and sometimes some plots and other pictures are added. There have been models before, but they are not in the same picture as him. So it doesn't matter, "What model."
"Beautiful man with half fruit," Xu Ding smiled, "you should be able to imagine that kind of primitive wildness of the unity of nature and man."
"...Yes," Cheng Ke also smiled, "is it almost like before?"
"No, he will be next to you," Xu Ding said, "so I have to discuss it with you first. If you are not used to it, you can decide how to arrange it."
Cheng Ke imagined the scene and couldn't tell what it was like, but although the videos made by Xu Ding were sometimes incomprehensible, they were still compelling.
"It's okay." Cheng Ke said.
"Then do you need to look at the model photos?" Xu Ding asked.
"Choose a concubine? No need." Cheng Ke said.
Xu Ding laughed: "Okay, I'll pick you up then."
"Well." Cheng Ke smiled.
The weather was fine today. After the phone call, Cheng Ke went to the window to take a look. The sun was shining and the wind was not strong.
He stood by the window for a while and decided to go out for a walk and have lunch.
He didn't go out much these days, he couldn't get his energy up, and he didn't know where to go when he went out in the cold.
In fact, I still don’t know where I can go today, but I just want to go out for a walk. He hasn’t finished walking around the community. The one he’s familiar with is the bar street and the one where Jiang Yu seized. After the supermarket, he never went there. Pass.
Let's go there today and find a place to eat.
He wrapped his coat and went out the door. The moment the door was closed, he quickly stuck his foot in the crack of the door. He reached into his pocket and felt it. After confirming that the key was in the pocket, he closed the door.
If he goes out without the key again, he will have to call an unlocker and find Jiang Yuduo again. It is estimated that Jiang Yuduo thinks he has some shameful thoughts.
Of course, it's not completely absent.
It's just that this kind of thinking can only entertain himself. Jiang Yuduo, who was taken aback by homosexuality, basically can't have any further thoughts, just enjoy it in his mind.
Two blocks away from the supermarket is a new commercial area. It should have been built two years ago. He didn't even know there was a commercial area here.
However, although it looks very prosperous here, there are not too many people.
He strolled into a coffee shop, and when the waiter smiled and asked him what he wanted, he turned around and came out again, suddenly wanting to drink milk tea, what kind of ginger...
He still remembered the name of the shop where Jiang Yuduo invited him to drink Jiang Zang milk last time.
But after walking for a long time, I didn't see that store, it's not a chain.
"Do you want to know about fitness, sir?" Someone suddenly handed over a flyer.
Cheng Ke turned his head and saw a pretty girl.
"I..." Cheng Ke took the flyer, glanced at it, and continued to walk forward.
I haven't been to the gym for a few months, and I haven't been to the gym a few times since the new card was activated, but the previous personal trainer has changed jobs, and he doesn't particularly want to go. It's not easy to meet a good-looking personal trainer. .
"We are newly opened now," the little girl followed him, "20% discount on the card, and two private lessons, sir, it seems that he is a regular exerciser? Would you like to come and experience it with us? You can experience it for free, You can apply for a card when you are satisfied.”
Cheng Ke is particularly afraid of the little girl selling things. All of them are very beautiful. They will introduce you carefully, and it is difficult to say no if they want to refuse.
"Sir, you can go in and take a look first, and see our venue and equipment..." The little girl walked back in front of him, her eyes were a little bit blown away by the wind, "Our equipment is the latest model, and many… "
"Where?" Cheng Ke couldn't bear it and asked.
"Second floor," the little girl hurriedly pointed to the side, "I will take you up?"
This gym is not bad. It is bigger than the one that Cheng Ke always went to before. It can be seen that it is newly opened. There are not many people and the equipment is empty.
"This is our private tutor Xiao Yang, Xiao Yang—" The little girl beckoned to a few good-looking guys next to her, "He will show you around, you can ask him anything you don't understand."
A young man came over and Cheng Ke glanced at it.
… looks pretty good.
"Hello," Xiao Yang smiled in front of him, "My surname is Yang, you can just call me Xiao Yang, I'll show you around."
"Oh." Cheng Ke responded.
Xiao Yang took him a few steps inside, then turned around: "Brother Cheng, don't you remember me?"
"Huh?" Cheng Ke was stunned.