Antidote

Chapter 7

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For the fact that he is considered a waste by his family, although he will not think about it most of the time, he will occasionally be a little unconvinced.

But today he has a new understanding of his own waste.

It has been fifteen minutes since I put the newly bought sheets on the bed, the left side is short, the right side is short, and there are always waves in the middle, no matter how you pull it, there will be at least three dizzy, sweating all over. When he came out, the wound on his waist was a little painful, but he couldn't smooth it out.

In the end he decided to give up. He picked up the quilt and glanced at it. He gave up without even trying it. He shook the quilt to cover it on the bed, and then spread the quilt on top. It was very good. The same operation was used for the pillow. , spread the pillowcase on the pillow, then took a change of clothes and went into the bathroom.

In fact, when he lived at Xu Ding's place, he also took a shower every day, but for some reason, when he took off his clothes now, he would have the illusion that he hadn't taken a shower since he left home.

Perhaps only now has he begun to feel that this is his own territory.

But soon he remembered that Jiang Yuduo had a key to that madman, and he was not allowed to change the lock, and he was immediately upset, although he didn't know how to change the lock.

Just buy it and replace it yourself

Do you sell locks for help

Or real estate

Property management

What is the phone number for the property...

My fucking waist is so thick!

Cheng Ke looked in the mirror and looked at his bare upper body. The stab wound on his right waist, which had felt almost healed, was now slightly red due to sweating.

It seems that he overestimated Jiang Yuduo's stabbing level.

Jiang Yuduo was not referring to the expert knife who was poking and poking, and this knife was not what Jiang Yuduo planned to give him a small cut as a threat.

This is because Jiang Yuduo's level is not good enough!

As soon as he thought of this, the heat generated by laying the sheets on his body disappeared instantly, and his back felt a little cold. If he tilted his head a little further, he could directly stab him in the stomach.

Jiang Yuduo is definitely a lunatic. With such a skill, he dares to shoot at such a fast speed.

Cheng Ke frowned, pressed the wound, and recited Namo Amitabha three times.

He didn't know why he wanted to read this, but his mother always read it anyway.

Cheng Ke sighed and turned on the faucet. After a while, he stood under the nozzle and closed his eyes.

Soothe the depressed heart of the past few days... I'm fucked!

Cheng Ke was driven back by the cold water in the nozzle and jumped three or four times, and stopped when he hit the bathroom door.

What is cold water!

The water has been left for a long time and it is still cold!

He grabbed the towel and wrapped himself up.

I don't see a water heater in the bathroom, so there is no water heater, right

He opened the door and went out and saw a water heater hanging on the wall outside the bathroom, which said Tankless Water Heater.

So I went in again, turned on the faucet, and came out again, and found that the water heater didn't start.

Not plugged in? Cheng Ke looked up and saw that the plug was well inserted into the socket.

That means no gas

So he searched again, and was surprised to find that there was no gas pipe connected to the water heater at all.

"Fuck." Cheng Ke was so furious that he rushed into the living room wrapped in a bath towel, grabbed the phone, and dialed Jiang Yuduo's number.

On the screen of the mobile phone, "Jiang's brain is abnormal" is dialing.

Jiang Yuduo answered the phone fairly quickly, but it sounded very rude: "Who?"

"Me, Cheng Ke," Cheng Ke said, "that water heater didn't even connect the gas pipe?"

"What gas pipe?" Jiang Yuduo asked.

"Water heater!" Cheng Ke walked back to the bathroom door and knocked on the water heater a few times, "How can I take a shower without hot water! It doesn't even start!"

"Whether it starts or not has nothing to do with whether the gas is connected or not," Jiang Yuduo sounded like he had lit a cigarette, "It can be started even without the gas connected, but there is no hot water."

"Don't talk to me about this, I'll ask you..." Cheng Ke was interrupted by Jiang Yuduo halfway through his speech.

"What's written on the water heater?" Jiang Yuduo asked.

"I..." Cheng Ke felt that he couldn't communicate with this person, but he still glanced at the water heater, "Isn't it just a model! What kind of instant electric water heater!"

"Yeah!" Jiang Yuduo suddenly roared, "This is fucking! It's an electric water heater! Fuck it! What a gas pipe!"

Cheng Ke was a little dazed by his roar, so he had to remove the phone and press the speakerphone, and then glanced at the words on the water heater.

This is, indeed, an electric water heater.

but.

"I don't care if it's electric or gas!" Cheng Ke controlled his voice, trying his best not to be as loud as the neuropathy. "It won't start now, and there won't be any hot water!"

"Is it plugged in?" Jiang Yuduo's voice also returned to normal.

"It's plugged in." Cheng Ke glanced at the socket.

"Is the leakage switch turned on?" Jiang Yuduo asked again.

"What?" Cheng Ke was stunned.

"There is a small box on it, and there is a small lid on the top of the small box. Open the small lid and there is a small push-pull inside," Jiang Yuduo said, "Push the small push up."

Cheng Ke didn't speak, and followed his instructions in Jiang Yuduo's pile of XX, and the screen of the water heater turned on.

"Is it activated?" Jiang Yuduo asked.

"... It's activated." Cheng Ke replied.

At this moment, he felt very embarrassed, and he didn't know what to say next.

"It's awesome," Jiang Yuduo said, "much better than the three-and-a-half-year-old kid next door. Although the kid knows how to do it, he can't reach it."

Cheng Ke didn't speak.

"If you don't hang up within three seconds, I'll go and smoke you." Jiang Yuduo said.

"Can't you hang up with your fucking finger broken?" Cheng Ke hung up the phone after he finished speaking. He was stunned for two seconds and smashed the phone against the sofa in the living room. The phone bounced twice and fell. On the ground, he entered the bathroom, "Fuck you."

He threw the bath towel on the ground, turned on the water faucet, and waited for the water in the nozzle to emit hot steam. Cheng Ke stood in the hot water and closed his eyes.

After rushing in the hot water for a while, Cheng Ke felt a lot more relaxed, and the gas in his chest dissipated a little bit, but he began to feel a little weaker. He pressed his forehead against the wall, wrapping himself up In warm hot water and steam.

He let out a long sigh.

Chen Qing sat on a chair with his legs on the table, and couldn't stop laughing for five minutes.

"It's not over, right?" Jiang Yuduo looked at him.

"No," Chen Qing turned his head with a smile, "Is this Jaeger-LeCoultre an alien? Even the water heater doesn't work?"

Jiang Yuduo ignored him, looked down at his mobile phone, saved Cheng Ke's number, and poked his name a few times.

Cheng · mentally handicapped · Ke.

"It seems that," Chen Qing finished laughing and began to analyze, "He should be really a pampered young master. Maybe rich people don't need water heaters at home, but go to hot springs."

Jiang Yuduo bent down and picked up his slippers and smashed it on Chen Qing: "Shut up for a while."

"I'm sleeping," Chen Qing yawned, "I have to go to the store in the morning tomorrow, and then go to Zhang Daqi's place in the afternoon. I'll go in as soon as he opens the door."

"Well," Jiang Yuduo responded, "Just bring the two of you to sit there, don't conflict with him, the old stuff is pretty dark."

"Is it black?" Chen Qing thought for a while, "He hasn't done anything for so many years, but his face is a little fierce, and he doesn't look like he's been mixed before."

"You're a blind man, you can tell a fart," Jiang Yuduo got up and went into the bedroom, "put the sofa flat to sleep, it's wider."

"No, I'm so narrow." Chen Qing fell on the sofa.

Jiang Yuduo slammed the bedroom door.

I didn't sleep that night, I lost sleep.

Jiang Yuduo sat up in the middle of the night and glanced at the desk calendar on the bedside table. He had a little more insomnia this month. He took the desk calendar and drew a cross on today's date.

I haven't encountered anything recently, why do I always sleep insomnia

He turned his head to look at Meow sleeping next to the pillow, twisted a twist and slept very sweetly, he poked on Meow's stomach, I was really envious.

Chen Qing got up at 6:30 in the morning. He is really an excellent young man. He has never been late for work for so long. Except that he often drives around in a client's car, there is no problem at all.

After hearing the sound of Chen Qing going out, Jiang Yuduo also got up, walked to the window, and looked out through the crack of the curtain.

Jiang Yuduo stood by the window for almost 20 minutes, meowing down his trousers all the way up to his shoulders, meowing into his ears.

"Hey alright, alright, I know you want to have breakfast," Jiang Yuduo ripped it off and threw it on the sofa, "I tell you, you'd better put it away, one day I'm tired of you and you have to go out and eat the garbage go."

After serving Meow and watching TV on the sofa for more than an hour, Jiang Yu grabbed the door and sat down in the breakfast shop opposite.

Leaning against the wall with his face facing the street, he could not remember when this habit was formed and how many years it had persisted.

In short, if it is not in this posture, he will not be able to eat.

But he hadn't slept all night, and even in this position, he didn't have any appetite.

He ordered a serving of bean curd and a drawer of steamed buns, and seriously forced himself to finish it.

Food must be eaten. There are three meals in the morning, noon and evening, and one bite cannot be missed. Even if you have no appetite, you must eat it because your body needs it.

After eating, he walked around the street twice. There was Lu Qian's rental house in front. Jiang Yuduo checked the time and planned to collect the rent in the past. .

As soon as he reached the intersection, he saw the man on the second floor pushing a breakfast car and walking back.

This road is a bit rough. Jiang Yuduo has been on this road for so many years, but no one has ever repaired it. Earlier, the wheels were small, and it was very difficult to jump on the road.

He walked over, grabbed the handlebars with his hand, and helped the man push the car out of a pit.

"Thank you." The man turned his head and said.

"You're welcome." Jiang Yuduo said.

The man was stunned, the expression on his face instantly changed from gratitude to surprise to panic, and then collapsed with a look of sadness on his face.

"Third brother," he pushed the car, leaning half of his body on the car, but the car didn't move forward, "that rent..."

"It must be handed in today," Jiang Yuduo said. "You don't have to pay it day by day. It's been so long."

"I really don't have it right now," the man said, "you can see it, my family now relies on this early car, and now I have created a city, and I won't let it go. came back."

Jiang Yuduo continued to help him push the car forward: "Don't be in a hurry this month, make up for the previous ones."

"Third brother..." The man's voice was very sad, "mainly because my children are young and cannot be separated from others, my wife can't go to work, and something happened to my hometown last month..."

"I can't make it up today," Jiang Yuduo interrupted. "In three days, you will find another place to live."

The man didn't speak any more, and pushed the car with his head down.

Jiang Yuduo didn't make a sound, just helped him push the car into the corridor, and then followed him up to the second floor.

As soon as the door was opened, the three children ran out, shouting, and Dad ran back and forth at the door to play, shouting excitedly.

Jiang Yuduo's brain hurt when he heard it, and he hurried into the room.

The woman inside sat on a chair with a sad face, picking beans, and when she saw him walking in, she was about to burst into tears.

"Sister, please take control," Jiang Yuduo pointed at her, "don't cry, I won't eat this, the more you cry, the more annoying I will be."

The woman lowered her head and wiped her eyes.

The man sat down, sighed heavily, froze for a while, took out a pack of cigarettes in his sitting pocket, took one and handed it to Jiang Yuduo: "Third brother..."

"You can smoke it yourself," Jiang Yuduo took out his own cigarette, lit one, "what kind of cigarettes are you going to respect after all this."

The man lowered his head and took a few puffs of cigarettes, then gritted his teeth: "Third brother, just three more days, just three days..."

"Just today," Jiang Yuduo said, "I'm going to confiscate the money today, and I'll call someone to help you move in three days."

The woman burst into tears.

"See," Jiang Yuduo leaned back in his chair, "you both know that even if I give you three more days, the result will still be the same."

"I really can't get the money, the children have to be raised, and I can't eat anymore," the woman cried, "Third brother, even if you kill us, we can't get the money, help us, give it to us. Put some money together."

"Who helps who," Jiang Yuduo said slowly, "who helps who? Who can help? There is no one who can help you in this world, and no one can see you at all, understand?"

The man and the woman looked at him together, obviously not understanding.

It was about replacing Chen Qing, Jiang Yuduo beat him up, but at this moment, he didn't even have a temper with these two people, and some were just annoyance mixed with resistance.

"You are renting so many houses and receiving so much money," the man said in a low voice, "Really, it's not bad for us, right? Can't it be a little later?"

"No," Jiang Yuduo said, "with your mentality, you won't be able to come up with this amount of money ten years later."

The man did not speak.

Jiang Yuduo stood up: "I have the money to call me today. I didn't receive a call before 12 o'clock. I will call someone to help you move in three days."

When he walked downstairs, Jiang Yuduo heard the quarrel on the second floor. The woman cried and scolded the child, and the man was mute and didn't know what to say.

Very annoying.

Jiang Yuduo lit another cigarette and held it in his mouth, annoyed.

He took out his mobile phone and called Dabin: "For the past two days, you have been staring at the family on the second floor of Building 1. If you want to run, let them run, but don't let them take away the things in the house, electrical appliances. What."

"Okay third brother," Dabin responded, "just... let them go?"

"Otherwise," Jiang Yuduo said, "they can't make up the rent with their little belongings, so why don't they leave quickly and change the rent."

"Why don't you just drive away?" Dabin asked.

"It's different." Jiang Yuduo said.

"Well, I see," Dabin said, "I've been staring at it for the past two days."

It was already three o'clock in the afternoon when Cheng Ke woke up. He looked at the time on his phone in disbelief. He had a good sleep.

He sat up, pulled the quilt on his body, and found that the quilt inside had been kicked to the foot of the bed at some point, but the quilt was still covering him.

He sighed, slowly got out of bed, and after washing up, he stood in front of the refrigerator and began to think.

Yesterday, he bought a lot of things in the supermarket. In addition to daily necessities and household items, he also bought a lot of food. He wanted to make his own food at home.

Though he thought it was an unlikely task that he didn't even know how to start, he still pulled out a bowl of noodles and two red sausages from the refrigerator.

Cooking noodles should be the easiest. If the difficulty coefficient of instant noodles is 0.1, then cooking noodles is about 0.5.

There was a knife holder on the desk, and three knives were inserted into it, wide and narrow strips. He didn't know the purpose. He took the strip and put the sausage on the cutting board. He gestured for a few seconds. , and then cut the sausage into pieces.

The next step according to his understanding is to boil the water, put the noodles first or the sausage first, whether the water is boiled or the water is not boiled, he decided to follow the fate.

He took a small pot, took a pot of water, and put it on the stove.

This is a gas stove.

Not an induction cooker.

Then he made sure that the gas pipe was connected, and then looked again, there was a small valve, he twisted it, it should be open.

Next, is the ignition.

He twisted the knob and heard a series of thin clicks.

That's right, that's right, he happily waited for the flames, but the flames didn't appear until the clicking sound disappeared.

He reset the knob, twisted it again, da da da da...

He turned off the gas valve, turned around and walked out of the kitchen to cook your fucking noodles.

He decided to go out to find a restaurant to eat something and get familiar with the surrounding environment by the way.

While standing at the elevator door and waiting for the elevator to come up from the first floor, Cheng Ke couldn't help but took out his mobile phone and poked a few words in the search bar.

How to ignite the gas stove

In fact, he thought that there was a problem with the stove, but after learning from the water heater yesterday, he really didn't dare to call Jiang Yuduo immediately to complain about the broken stove.

- Open the valve in front of the stove, press the knob inward, then turn it to the left to reach the horizontal state, which is the maximum point of the switch, and then adjust the size of the flame as needed after lighting.

Cheng Ke stared at these words and read it carefully. There is no problem with the operation. It's just that the knob is inward... Where does the inward mean

The elevator dinged, Cheng Ke put the phone back in his pocket, and he would study it when he came back later.

The elevator door opened, and a man stood inside.

"...You?" Cheng Ke looked at Jiang Yuduo, who was standing straight and expressionless in the elevator. He just came to collect the rent after just one day's stay

"Are you at home?" Jiang Yuduo said expressionlessly.

"Ah." Cheng Ke looked at him, suddenly a little nervous.

In fact, he and Jiang Yuduo had not met several times, but every time they met, Jiang Yuduo had expressions on his face, arrogant, mocking, and unhappy.

Seeing his expressionless face now, Cheng Ke suddenly felt uneasy.

He glanced at the fire axe next to him.

Jiang Yuduo raised his hand, and when Cheng Ke was about to back away, he found that he just poked on the elevator control panel.

It should have been the door close button, and the elevator doors began to close.

Just when the door was closed until there was only one crack left, Cheng Ke saw blood slipping out of the hair on Jiang Yuduo's left forehead, and a dark red line was drawn down the scar on his face. .

"What's wrong with you?" Cheng Ke asked in surprise.

Jiang Yuduo didn't answer, the elevator door closed.

When Cheng Ke rushed over and pressed the button, the elevator had already started going down.

"Fuck." Cheng Ke stood there, a little dazed, he subconsciously wanted to help Jiang Yuduo, but he quickly realized that this man was the "third brother", obviously he was in trouble, and he I really don't want to be involved in any inexplicable trouble anymore.

But why did Jiang Yuduo come here because he was injured

Was the house his refuge before it was rented out

Cheng Ke hesitated for a moment, took out his mobile phone, and dialed Jiang's abnormal number.

But Jiang Yuduo didn't answer the phone.