Apocalypse Cockroach

Chapter 27: 27 Call me a cockroach!

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"To eat, or not to eat, that's a question." Zhang Xiaoqiang stared at the big piece of meat in a daze.

"It would be great if I could find someone to try it out." Zhang Xiaoqiang glanced at Yang Ke'er, weighed whether he should give up and let Yang Ke'er experiment? Anyway, she is only a loli, although she is a bit brain-dead, she will not give up. pure. But now not pure is the majority. Someone once said: "Virgins? Then you have to go to the kindergarten to find them." Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't think so, at least there should be a few in the lower grades of elementary school!

Pulling away, Zhang Xiaoqiang focused his gaze on the piece of meat again, the color was slightly black, probably because he didn't have time to let the blood flow, all the blood flowed into the meat, it looked like three or four hundred catties.

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, I haven't eaten meat for some days, and I feel a little greedy. He walked up to the meat with a limping leg and took a look, then cut off a large piece of his nail with a shovel cruelly. He closed his eyes and stuffed it into his mouth.

He stopped when he reached his mouth, smelling the fishy smell of raw meat, Zhang Xiaoqiang went to the campfire and started roasting, watching the slices of meat gradually turn yellow and roll up until they faintly smelled fragrant. Relying on the body that had been tested by the strange rain, he threw the meat slices into his mouth.

"A bit old!" Zhang Xiaoqiang commented. "Tooth!" made the final summary.

"Are you ready? I can't wait!" A mutated animal thigh was roasting on the fire, Yang Ke'er urged beside, Zhang Xiaoqiang checked the heat, "No."

Zhang Xiaoqiang didn't have any adverse reactions after eating the sliced meat, so he tricked the little girl into tasting it, which proved his guess that the D virus is harmful to humans, but beneficial to animals.

"I don't know if the monkey will become a zombie monkey?" Looking at the fire, Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed!

"It's burnt, it's burnt, I said it earlier, uncle, you just don't believe it, hum!" The meat was a little burnt, and Yang Ke'er complained beside him.

"Don't eat it if you're too burnt, treat it like a donkey's liver and lungs!" Zhang Xiaoqiang scolded her.

"Okay, I'm sorry, ouch, I'm so teeth!" Yang Ke'er grimaced. "No matter how much you chew, you won't be able to chew it!"

"Chew a few more times, and eat it like sow pork!" Zhang Xiaoqiang passed on his experience.

"Uncle, what's your name?" Yang Ke'er finally remembered to ask his name.

Hearing Yang Keer ask his name, reminding him of the past, he felt a dull pain in his heart.

"Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang! Stop playing, go home and eat." This was the call of my mother when I was a child.

"Now, please introduce yourself together." The teacher stepped off the podium, and he walked up, looking into more than fifty pairs of eyes, "I, my name is Zhang Xiaoqiang." He replied weakly, this is a memory from middle school.

"Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang... the white-haired man is giving away the black-haired man! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." This was the students reading the movie lines beside him.

"Zhang Xiaoqiang? Hahaha, isn't that just a cockroach? Hmm! I'm sorry, hahaha... It's too funny." This is his past when he was on a blind date.

He was full of resentment towards his name, and it was like a spell that clung to his life forever.

"The name is just a symbol, it's just a memory from the past, it can't represent anything!" Zhang Xiaoqiang said to Yang Ke'er seriously.

"But what should I call you? Can't I just call you uncle all the time? You're still complaining to me that you're not married yet, what thirty-one flowers are there, are you blooming?"

He was silent when he heard Yang Keer's question.

Suddenly I thought of the cockroach in the bottle that was struggling to survive, and thought of the countless times I had escaped from death after leaving the house.

"Just call me a cockroach." Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly made up his mind.

"Huh? Cockroach? Ah! It's disgusting. Cockroaches are the most annoying thing. Uncle, why did you choose such a name!" Yang Ke'er made a pertinent evaluation of the cockroach's name.

"Are you full? Go to bed when you're full! Continue training tomorrow!" Zhang Xiaoqiang sent Yang Ke'er to sleep.

"..." Yang Ke'er muttered and fell asleep with the quilt rolled up.

Zhang Xiaoqiang ate all the remaining barbecue meat, clutching his stomach and sighing, every time he was injured, his appetite became particularly good. Although the wound healed quickly made people happy, but the food consumption made people feel distressed.

Cut off the meat of the mutated beast piece by piece and put it on the bonfire to burn, preparing for future rations. Although the taste is not very good, it is very hungry. The flesh was continuously cut away, leaving only the skeleton of the mutated beast slowly. Zhang Xiaoqiang searched the mutant beast's abdomen, but he couldn't find anything like cat stones.

"Could it be that only cats develop stones?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was a little confused.

All the animal meat was cut off and roasted, Zhang Xiaoqiang estimated in his heart, "The body is very big, the meat is not much, only about a hundred catties, and the rest is taken up by the internal organs of the skeleton. After roasting, it will only look like forty to fifty catties."

After tidying up the animal meat, he turned his attention to the animal hide again, scraped off the fascia residue on the animal hide, and then tanned it with plant ash. I stopped when I saw that it was almost done, how to use it? This is a problem!

The main weapon was destroyed, the iron spear was broken into two pieces, the triangular file used as the tip of the gun was smashed into an S shape, and the galvanized water pipe was also smashed into an arc. Zhang Xiaoqiang is also a bit regretful, how many times the iron gun has experienced fierce fights with him, and now it has reached the point where he has to give up.

Buried the wreckage of the iron gun, Zhang Xiaoqiang hugged the two animal horns and closed his eyes.

"Uncle Zhang, slow down, I can't run anymore." Zhang Xiaoqiang ran ahead on his bicycle, with a pile of roasted animal meat tied to the rear rack, and Yang Keer ran behind, euphemistically called "exercise" .

Zhang Xiaoqiang ignored her and continued riding.

"Zhang Xiaoqiang, please stop!" Yang Ke'er was in a hurry, she officially knew Zhang Xiaoqiang's name this morning.

"Crack!" He stopped the car, "You are finally willing to stop! Whoops, whoops! I'm going to die of exhaustion!" Yang Ke'er walked to Zhang Xiaoqiang's side panting heavily.

Zhang Xiaoqiang ignored her and observed with a telescope. "What's the matter?" Yang Ke'er was a little surprised.

There was a lone zombie on the edge of the farmland in front of him, surrounded by open space, and the nearest zombie was also one mile away. What a rare opportunity!

"Did you see that zombie?" Zhang Xiaoqiang pointed to the zombie and said to Yang Ke'er.

"What's the matter? It looks very ordinary." Yang Ke'er didn't care much, and just fanned her face with her hands.

"Go and get rid of it!" Zhang Xiaoqiang said in the tone of you going to trample the ant to death.

"..." Yang Ke'er was dumbfounded.

"But, but, I have no experience!" Yang Ke'er looked at Zhang Xiaoqiang and said blankly.

"No one has experience from the beginning, now is a good opportunity, go ahead, I'll watch you from behind." Zhang Xiaoqiang explained to Yang Ke'er.

"Then, then I'm in danger, will you save me?" Yang Ke'er begged.

"No, I said it! You can only rely on yourself. If you don't dare to go up today, then dig a hole and bury yourself! You won't have to suffer more!" Zhang Xiaoqiang said with a serious expression and a firm tone.

"Me, what do I use to kill monsters?" Yang Ke'er found the reason, pinching the corners of her clothes with both hands and pulling tightly. Looking at Zhang Xiaoqiang with shining eyes.

"Here" Zhang Xiaoqiang took out an iron hammer.