Apocalypse Hero System

Chapter 1026: Translation error

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Not long after the convoy left, a group of tens of thousands of zombies rushed over. Fortunately, Li Yuanhong evacuated in time. If it had been a few minutes later, those zombies would have swamped the car.

Li Yuanhong also managed to escape from death. The last stage of the pursuit could be said to be full of dangers, but fortunately, Li Yuanhong still successfully obtained the Pope's cassock.

The convoy moved forward quickly, reaching a speed of nearly 160 miles on the highway. Fortunately, it was the end of the world and no one came to issue a ticket. Otherwise, the tickets along the way would have been enough for Li Yuanhong.

An hour later, Li Yuanhong threw away the zombies chasing behind him, and then a helicopter arrived. Li Yuanhong quickly boarded the plane and rushed to the city of Rome. As for the convoy, there was not much danger on their way back to the team at this time, and Li Yuanhong did not Would be too worried.

When Li Yuanhong returned to Rome, the place had changed. The originally deserted streets were now filled with foreigners with hooked noses and blue eyes. These people were searching for supplies from room to room, and some even had disputes over certain things.

Li Yuanhong shook his head helplessly when he saw this. This kind of situation can be said to be common after the end of the world. Before the end of the world, Li Yuanhong once read such an article, saying that the level of human civilization has nothing to do with race, but only with the wealth of the country. related. It is a foolish dream to turn the people of a country that has not enough to eat into gentlemen. Likewise, in a rich country, it is rare for people to steal for a small profit.

At this time, it is also common for these people who may have been absolute gentlemen before the apocalypse to fight over some cans and other things that were not worth a lot of money before the apocalypse.

Li Yuanhong's plane passed through the overly lively streets and arrived at the military camp. It was relatively quiet here.

It's not that the hungry people who were crazy about hunger were in awe of the Chinese army, but that some people who just wanted to forcefully break into the military camp were arrested directly by the regiment commander's order, and tied up and hung on the flagpole in front of the military camp. , this move made those who were eager to try it immediately give up their thoughts. After all, being tied to a flagpole and exposed to the sun on this hot day would definitely not be pleasant.

When Li Yuanhong got off the plane, he saw the "gentlemen" who were hoisted up as soon as he stepped out of the cabin door. This made Li Yuanhong very puzzled: "What's going on with those people?"

The team leader who came to pick him up quickly lowered his voice and reported the situation to Li Yuanhong.

After hearing this, Li Yuanhong laughed and said: "There must be someone capable behind your back. If it were me, I would probably give him a beating. But you hang those evil people there to warn future generations to pay attention to this, You are better than me!"

The group leader also smiled sheepishly after hearing this: "What kind of expert is there? When I was a child, the old man at home liked to listen to storytelling. In ancient times, people who committed the most heinous crimes were treated like owls. We can't kill people here, so we can only tie them alive to the humane flagpole." Showed to the public.”

"Well, this method is good. It doesn't hurt anyone and can serve as a warning. But you have to be careful not to kill anyone!" Li Yuanhong said.

"Commander, don't worry, I have a sense of discretion."

Li Yuanhong saw that the leader was very confident about this, so he didn't say anything. He nodded and walked towards the camp. Now he had to find a way to contact the people of the Holy See. Whether he could get the national treasure in exchange for it depends on his next response. .

But when Li Yuanhong approached the team headquarters, he heard a fierce quarrel coming from the team headquarters. There were not only Chinese voices, but also many Italian voices. Because the voices were relatively noisy, it was impossible to hear what they were arguing about.

Li Yuanhong pushed the door hard, frowned and glanced at the people inside, and found that the inside was divided into two groups, one group was the Chinese military headed by Xu Ying, and the other group was the two men in black and the Italian envoy. Of course, these two men in black were new arrivals and Li Yuanhong didn't know them. Apparently the two men in black before were injured and they were here to replace them.

This is indeed the case. The injuries of the two men in black were healed by the treatment of the red potion. Although they were not able to fight yet, they were able to perform some basic actions such as walking. However, suddenly the Pope's cassock Something went wrong, which made the two men in black feel very troubled, so they had to continue to pretend to be sick, and sent a message to the Vatican headquarters in the hospital, saying that the papal vestments were lost.

Behind the word "lost", there was no detailed explanation of how it was lost, which made people think. So some people thought that the cassock was stolen by the Chinese army, so the Pope arranged for new people to replace the two previous men in black without asking. They were so innocent that they came to ask for help.

As for the Italian envoy, although he was well fed and entertained, he was left out and was wary of him in everything, which made him very dissatisfied. It happened that the two men in black did not speak Chinese, so the envoy He volunteered to act as a translator.

On the surface, he is a translator, but in fact, he wants to cause some trouble for these Chinese people. Don't underestimate this small Vatican. Although it is a small place, it has great influence in the entire Western world, even replacing the presidents of some countries. , are all affected by them. Of course, this influence is not valid for China.

So during the translation, the ambassador intentionally or unintentionally translated some of the words of both parties into slightly misplaced meanings. For example, when Xu Ying saw two men in black asking about the whereabouts of the Pope's clothes, Xu Ying said you can ask yours. Colleagues, they knew the whereabouts of the clothes.

Xu Ying's original intention is that you may not believe what I said here about clothes being worn by zombies, but if you ask your exes this way, you should believe what they say.

But the ambassador translated it as: If you have the ability, ask your predecessors what they are doing with us!

This time, the taste of the translation changed. It was completely clear that they knew the whereabouts of the clothes, but were unwilling to tell them, and they also deliberately concealed it. It was obvious that the Chinese had taken the clothes and wanted to default on the debt.

So the two men in black fell out. If they hadn't known that this was a Chinese military camp and couldn't attack easily, otherwise this place would have turned into a fighting ground.

Fortunately, Li Yuanhong came back in time. The two sides were still arguing with each other, and they could only roll up their arms and sleeves. Fortunately, they had not taken action yet, otherwise the team headquarters would have turned into a pile of ruins.

"Ahem, what happened here?" After Li Yuanhong entered, the two sides were still arguing, and no one noticed Li Yuanhong coming in. So Li Yuanhong had to speak out to remind both parties that someone was coming.

As soon as the two sides turned their heads, Xu Ying immediately beamed with joy when he saw it was Li Yuanhong. He also knew that he and the two men in black did not understand each other's language, and misunderstandings would inevitably occur. Especially seeing the look on the ambassador's face confirmed this. , but there is no way, who can’t let himself know Italian.

The two men in black saw someone coming in. They didn't know it was Li Yuanhong, so after taking a look, they continued to make a fuss, asking the Chinese to hand over their clothes.

The Italian ambassador looked embarrassed. He knew that Li Yuanhong knew Italian. If he translated randomly at this time, Li Yuanhong would definitely see through it.

Then a strange phenomenon occurred in the whole room. Only the two men in black were making a lot of noise, and no one else, including the Italian ambassador, said a word.

The two men in black were arguing for a long time, and suddenly found that the surroundings had quieted down. This made them realize that something was wrong, so they also stopped. This quarrel was a cross talk. If only one person was arguing, there would be no way to start a quarrel. .

"You're tired of shouting, take a rest, drink some water, and moisten your throat!" Li Yuanhong smiled and handed over two bottles of mineral water, which are bottled water produced in China.

The two of them were not polite. They were indeed a little thirsty due to the quarrel just now. They unscrewed the bottle cap, raised their necks, and drank a bottle of water. This time, there was a moist feeling in their throats, which made the two of them feel refreshed again. The ability to quarrel, so the two wanted to continue quarreling, but they had to first figure out the identity of this newcomer.

"Who are you?" the two asked arrogantly.

"I'm just an ordinary soldier. You guys have made me a little thirsty because of your noise, so I brought you water." Li Yuanhong had just returned from the battlefield at this time. He was wearing a battle uniform with blood stains, which could not be seen at all. What official rank is it

"Huh, if that's the case, why don't you retreat quickly? Don't you know that we are talking to your commander about something? We don't know what is good or bad!" the two people continued.

"It's not impossible for me to retreat. At first our Commander Xu asked me to come over and be his translator. Now that I'm gone, who will be the translator?" Li Yuanhong continued to say with a smile.

"Translator? Isn't there a translator? This Italian ambassador is our translator!" The two people obviously dismissed the soldiers in front of them, but they did not notice the strange expressions on the faces around them.

"Oh, that's right. Our military commander said that Chinese civilization is too old. Many people who have just come into contact with the Chinese language will inevitably have distortions in their translations. So let me come over and correct it. I said, Mr. Ambassador, is that so?" Li Yuanhong replied. He turned his head and looked at the ambassador, his eyes shining with sharp light.

"Yes, yes, that's what he said!" The ambassador felt an air of cold air coming out of his back involuntarily at this moment. He had seen Li Yuanhong kill before.

Li Yuanhong turned his head and his face turned into a harmless smile: "Look, Mr. Ambassador has admitted that he is no longer good at Chinese!"

"Hmph, then don't make trouble for us here."

"Of course, I will never cause trouble."

So a meaningless argument started again, but this time the scene was very weird, with only the one-sided roar of the man in black, and Li Yuanhong occasionally responded, so the cross talk turned into a stand-up comedy, and he shouted again After a long time, the two men in black shouted tired again, so they said to Li Yuanhong: "Do you understand? Return His Majesty the Pope's clothes quickly!"

"Well, we understand, but why are the Pope's clothes in our hands?"

"Hmph, you still want to cheat. Since the end of the world, you are the only ones who have entered this city. You didn't take it. Could it be that it's those zombies?"

"Oh, this gentleman is so clever and clever. He even figured out that the clothes were taken away by zombies. I wonder if there is any way for this gentleman to get the clothes back?" Li Yuanhong still looked at the two of them with a smile.

"You...you kid, are you itchy? You dare to tease the two of us here!"

"Look at what you two adults said, you are not beauties, so why should I tease you?" Li Yuanhong said with an expression that made people want to be beaten.

"Okay, you're here to beat me!" This time, the guy finally couldn't bear it any longer. After scolding him for a long time, he decided to do it anyway. The other party was a soldier anyway, so as long as he didn't kill him, he would have something to answer for.