Apocalypse Summoner

Chapter 1269: God is not good at it

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Lin Jia got an idea and quickly handed a bag beside the bed to Li Jiayu, and introduced with a serious face: "Ah ha, luckily I bought you clothes early in the morning in advance, uh, I didn't know you were Female cultivator or female magician, in short, you must have never seen this outfit before, dang dang dang, you see it, this is the girls’ school uniform imported from overseas, cute type, now popular all over the world, I believe you will like it Yes, put it on and try it, it will definitely increase your charm index tenfold!" After saying that, Lin Jia took out the British-style school uniform for girls from the bag, including a white short-sleeved shirt and a purple fur back. , black tie, stockings and small leather shoes. This look is really cute... Lin Jia couldn't help but flashed a picture in his mind. It was Li Jiayu's graceful posture after putting on these clothes. He led this outfit The cute junior high school student in school uniform walked on the prosperous street, making countless passers-by marvel and feel jealous. How many nymphos turned their heads, how many pig brothers bumped into telephone poles, and how many men looked at Lin Jia with envy and jealousy. From time to time, Some handsome guys came up to chat with her, but Li Jiayu punched her in the head... As soon as she thought of "blow her head off", Lin Jia's fantasies stopped immediately, and she secretly cursed herself for thinking of unrealistic things, how dare she really do that. If you take Li Jiayu out with you, tomorrow's newspapers will definitely publish: "A murderous female madman suddenly appeared in Suicheng, killing nearly a hundred people along the street. She has been shot dead by the police, and the bodies of her boyfriend and accomplices have been handed over to the forensic doctor for processing..." Such news.

"It's so ugly!" Li Jiayu curled her lips and shouted as soon as she saw the clothes, with an expression of disgust and disdain on her face.

Lin Jia was dumbfounded again and asked: "Isn't this pretty? This girl's school uniform was adapted from the navy uniform. It emerged from Japan in the 1970s and 1980s, and later spread to South Korea, Thailand, Taiwan, etc. many places.

It’s popular in half the world, and I don’t know how many people like it. If those school uniform fans hear you saying it’s ugly, I’m afraid they’ll be mad at you. Come on, try it on. To be honest, you have such an awesome figure. With the face, wearing this dress will be even better! "certainly.

Lin Jia also felt a little guilty. After all, he got up early in the morning and went to an acquaintance to buy these clothes at a discount. It cost two to three hundred yuan, if not for the discount, it would have been five or six hundred at least.

If Li Jiayu didn't wear it, wouldn't the money he spent be the same as throwing it into the sea? What a waste! "It looks so good, then you put it on! I don't like such fancy clothes, let alone wearing skirts!" Li Jiayu slapped the clothes Lin Jia handed him away and turned his head away, not bothering to look at them. Lin Jia.

The expression "I'm just not satisfied" was written all over his face.

"This... How can a girl not like to wear a skirt... The time traveler is strange, are you not a female cultivator? It stands to reason that the robe of a female Taoist priest can be regarded as half a skirt... Magicians should also have magician robes, that one Skirts have the same effect, right?" "Stop talking nonsense! Go get me some other clothes!" "But... but..." "Now, buy me another set immediately! Remember.

I want pants, black ones! "But it seemed like there was thunder again just now. Is it going to rain?" "I don't care if it rains or not, buy it for me right away!" "Okay..." Lin Jia agreed with difficulty and helplessness.

When I was crying in my heart whether hundreds of stones would sink into the sea again, I heard the "rumbling" sound coming from the sky again.

Immediately afterwards came the pouring rain.

"Um, look... it's raining. Why don't you buy it later?" "What's there to be afraid of when it rains? You don't know how to hold an umbrella? Buy it for me quickly, or we'll fight each other!" Okay..." Lin Jiagang reluctantly agreed, and just as he was about to leave, lucky things happened one after another. The rolling dark clouds in the sky became more and more dense, turbulent and tumbling like a group of demons, and a violent wind blew up, making the whole place... The plants in the park are crumbling, and the rain is getting heavier and heavier... The weather in June can change at any time. It was sunny just now, but who would have thought that it would be violently rainy so soon, and the wind would be as strong as June or July at least. Level, it’s really inconvenient to go out here.

"Well, it's windy and raining heavily. If you go out now, you might be in danger..." "...Huh, let's wait until the rain stops!" Li Jiayu snorted, and her delicate and cute nose wrinkled slightly. Wrinkle, in fact, she was worried about what kind of monsters would be in the dark clouds. After all, in her vague memory, there had been many scenes of huge insect queens breaking through the dark clouds and falling from the sky, which left her with a little bit of worry. Psychological shadow.

"But if it rains for a day or two, you can't just wear clothes..." "Then put on yours first!" "Mine? But my clothes don't fit you..." Lin Jia's heart trembled. Thinking about it, such a beautiful fairy would wear his clothes. He felt a strange electric shock in his heart. He didn't know whether it was an honor or embarrassment.

"I'll make do with it, go and get me a set."

"Okay!" Lin Jia hesitated for a moment and then quickly ran to the closet and took out a set of white T-shirts and beach shorts that were only worn once. This was related to a game theme. In fact, it was during a certain game competition. The prizes are of good quality, very comfortable to wear, and quite high-end.

It's just... When Li Jiayu took it, she sniffed, then threw Lin Jia's clothes to the ground, and shouted with a straight face: "These clothes have a weird smell! Don't wear them!" "Uh... weird smell. ? No, right? It just smells like mothballs in the closet, right?" "Anyway, it smells uncomfortable to me, so I don't want to wear it. Get me another set!" "Others are even less suitable for you... By the way, The washing machine broke down a few days ago, and the clothes I changed have not been washed. Anyway, I really don't have many summer clothes..." "I don't care!" "I can't help it. I am single, so naturally it is so bad. You don't like it. It smells like camphor, and I don't like the ones I wore... So now there's only one set that suits you..." "Which set? Give it to me quickly!" Lin Jia grinned and bent down to pick up the girls' school uniform that Li Jiayu just slapped away. , said with sincerity and enthusiasm: "Here.

You also know that you have to make do with it... Then just make do with it for once. When the rain stops, I will buy you other clothes immediately, okay? "Tch...who wants to wear it?" "Li Jiayu turned her head away with a look of disgust.

"Then you have nothing to wear. You can't stay wrapped in a quilt all day, right? Oh, I forgot to mention, that's my bed, and it actually has my body odor, haha..." Lin Jia spread her hands.

Li Jiayu's face changed slightly when he heard this.

She frowned immediately. Although there was no peculiar smell in her vagina, due to psychological effects, she still felt that her nose was itchy, as if she smelled something peculiar.

"Here.

Look, you can sleep in my bed all night, why are you so afraid to put on a skirt? Oh, are you shy? Most girls are so shy when they put on a skirt that they are speechless..." "Fart, who is shy? I just don't like the shape of the skirt... I, there is no word shy in my dictionary! "Li Jiayu snorted in a panic and took the girls' school uniform from Lin Jia's hand.

Li Jiayu is like this... the most prone to aggressive tactics.

The more you tell her that she doesn't dare to do this, the more she will do it to prove to you that she is omnipotent.

To put it bluntly, it is called showing off one's strength, but to put it harshly, it is called trying to make someone look fat.

To put it nicely, it is called tsundere, but in artistic terms, it is called being soft-hearted and not hard-hearted.

Especially now that Li Jiayu has degenerated into a child of twelve or thirteen years old. Not only has his body degenerated, but his mind has also regressed.

It is no longer the coldness and ruthlessness of the great summoner of darkness in the past, but more of the emotions and changes brought to her by the surrounding environment.

"What is this mess?" Li Jiayu fiddled with the girls' school uniform with a straight face.

Lin Jia looked at it and laughed out loud: "These are stockings. They can be put on the head or on the legs..." "Put them on the head? Are you sure? Can you try them on me?" Li Jiayu Po Said somewhat in disbelief.

"Uh... No, no, I mean, stockings are meant for women to wear on their legs, and if they are for men, they are put on their heads. You will understand later, those bank robbers and kidnapper criminals , underwear thief and other villains, all like to wear this... Well, you still don't understand when I tell you this now. Anyway, you can just wear it on your legs..." "Oh, I should be able to wear it... Get out first! "Eh? I am your most loyal subordinate. Naturally, I will always be by your side to help you solve problems and solve all your questions. Besides, didn't you say you won't be shy..." Lin Jiapo shrugged pretentiously. It was indeed fine. The scar forgot about the pain, and seeing Li Jiayu's arrogant demeanor made her forget about her amazing destructive power.

"I'm just not used to people watching me getting dressed. Get out! Get out! Get out!" "Okay, okay, don't be angry, I'll get out right now... call me when you're done dressing."

Lin Jia obediently walked out of the room and closed the door smoothly. Then he leaned his back against the wall, listening to the sound of rain outside, and thinking about how Li Jiayu in the room would put on the clothes. This women's school uniform.

Can she really put it on... This is modern clothing. Can she, a girl from another world, really put it on smoothly? Will she wear the clothes backwards or really put the stockings on her head? If she can really wear it, I believe her charm index will skyrocket again. If she takes a photo and posts it online, wow, who knows what kind of craze it will set off... Soon, Li Jiayu's sweet and melodious voice came from the door panel. : "Get dressed, come in, I have something else to ask you."

Lin Jia's heart felt hot, and he immediately turned the door handle and walked in. Although he had already had various fantasies in his heart and was mentally prepared, when he actually saw the time-traveling girl wearing women's clothing, he still felt... His eyes widened.

"Haha, I hate it when people stare at me like this. Next time, I won't need your head."

Li Jiayu suddenly picked up a pillow from his bed and threw it at Lin Jia. Although the pillow was very soft, thanks to Li Jiayu's unique strange power, it still hit Lin Jia's eyes black, and he almost lost his balance and fell down.

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