The so-called bathing photo, to put it bluntly, is the one taken just now. Li Jiayu had already put on a women's denim suit, and no light was exposed at all. The only thing that could identify her as having just taken a bath was her long, wet shawl hair. And his face was reddened by the steam.
The bath photo is particularly amazing. Of course, what is even more amazing is Li Jiayu’s satisfied and smiling expression. It is pure and clear, just like a flawless elf under the moon, independent from the world. A smile is enough to make people feel that the whole world has been sublimated, and all the worries have been lifted. He forgot all about it and was completely immersed in her smile.
"Of course, such a good photo cannot be shown to others casually... Although it is fun to attract attention and tease people online, I still have to show off... "
In the distant East China Sea, there is a country called Japan, which is rich in a kind of movie called love action movie, but this kind of movie is outrageous and unreasonable. Why? Because this kind of movies like to use something called "mosaic", which greatly affects young people's desire to explore the truth. Every time they watch it, it makes people itchy and they want to smash the computer to pieces!
Lin Jia also occasionally watches romantic action movies, and naturally hates "Mosaic". However, these are extraordinary times, and he has followed suit and used "Mosaic" to retaliate against society.
He is a student majoring in computer science and is a good painter. Naturally, he is proficient in using PS software. He used the mouse to add mosaics to Li Jiayu's bathing photo. Of course, he only covered Li Jiayu's crimson blood eyes. .
Covering her blood-red eyes, Li Jiayu in the photo is like a dragon that has lost its golden eyes. Her style and charm are immediately halved, but it also adds a bit of mystery to her, making people eager to see what her eyes look like. Look!
"Haha, you're done, let's see if my post can get 100,000 replies before she wakes up..."
Lin Jia posted the post and then used some professional software to clear his online traces.
With the help of foreign agents and professional software, it is impossible for him to expose his IP address. Even if a top hacker takes action in person, he will be confused by Lin Jia's smoke bomb. In short, it is impossible for him to be discovered by network experts.
After doing this, Lin Jia stopped caring and used his mobile phone to discuss experiences with an experienced old friend.
This old friend is a veteran. He works as a DJ in a bar. He sings well and has a very stylish appearance. He is an old man in his thirties. He has been with many women in the bar, all kinds of girls. They are all in their teens. Female students in their twenties, gold diggers in their twenties, white-collar workers, teachers, nurses, stewardesses, wealthy daughters, women in their thirties, pregnant women, widows, gents in their forties, female civil servants, wealthy women, The female boss, even a MILF in her fifties, has had sex with several women. Anyway, he has had sex with countless women. Even he himself can’t remember how many...
A college student is an innocent virgin, and he is a DJ lover. There should not be any intersection, but this DJ lover is Lin Jia's distant cousin. Although there is not much contact between them, the blood relationship is there, this lover My cousin would occasionally take care of him, but Lin Jia was too focused on college life and not interested in picking up girls.
"Hey, boy, I haven't seen you for a long time and you took the initiative to call me. Why, do you want to come to my uncle's bar for a nightclub? There is a new waitress in the bar. She is quite innocent. She seems to be in the same university as you. I Look, it’s Xiao’er, her butt is really big, she must be a **** stunner…”
A lazy magnetic male voice came from the other side of the phone. There was an indescribable charm in his voice, like the collision of gold and stone, full of mature masculinity.
"Please, I have something serious to come to see you for!"
"What's the serious matter? I said, you're old now. It's time to find a partner. Stop tinkering with your crap all day long. So what if you're good at playing games? Can you find a girlfriend? So what if you're awesome at computer skills. Can you give me a girlfriend? Did you tamper with the value in your bank card? So what if you're not a bad artist? Do you still expect to publish comics in China? Listen to me, enjoy yourself in time. If you have flowers, you must break them. Don't wait to break branches without flowers. When I am as old as you , hundreds of people have been killed..."
"My ideal is to be among the stars and the sea, not to be a stallion! Ahem, this is the situation. I am living with a girl now... "
"Ouch! Living together? Not bad. You seduced a little girl to live with you without saying a word. The younger generation is formidable and the younger generation is formidable. It's quite like my style back then... But I want to remind you, remember to take safety measures and do* Yes, but don’t make a woman pregnant, it will be very troublesome... "
"Ahem, it's not what you think!! You listen to me first, things are not what you think... She is only twelve years old and has just grown up, and she is too high-end, domineering and mysterious. I am not the same person as her at all. A man of the world…”
"You're only twelve years old! You've just grown up! My good brother, you really know how old cows eat young grass. Find a primary school student who is ten years younger than you. Tsk tsk. From this point of view alone, you are better than I have potential, oh my, have I really heard about it on the beach of the Yangtze River? They were all photographed by you, the waves behind the Yangtze River..."
"no… "
"Do it well, my good brother, you can develop it slowly. If necessary, I will teach you all my unique bed skills, and then give you all my sex props, electric ejaculation, silicone finger There will be no shortage of condoms, glass anus plugs, etc. Hmm, I really envy you, boy, for being able to raise a beautiful girl and cultivate her into the type you like... "
"No, don't make up your own mind..."
"Having said that, you have to be more secretive. If word gets out that you attacked a primary school student, not only will your reputation be ruined, but the police will also invite you to tea and be sentenced... "
"That's enough! Don't take the spotlight. I haven't finished talking yet! Nothing happened between her and me. She is too unpredictable and cannot be handled by ordinary people like me. Besides, no matter how crazy I am, I won't be able to deal with her. An underage attacker, cousin, I want to ask you what should you pay attention to when living with a girl... "
"Well, be careful to be considerate and gentle, and be good at using the Thirty-six Strategies, blah blah blah..."
This lover's distant cousin chatted with Lin Jia for more than half an hour. Lin Jia was stunned for a moment and didn't know how much he understood. Although it sounded clear and logical, it was too difficult to actually execute it. It's too unrealistic, such as forced kisses, candlelight dinners, and creating an ambiguous atmosphere. These ordinary girls may be able to do it, but how could Li Jiayu, a time traveler, do this!
"Uh, brother, I suddenly remembered... I'm not looking for you to ask for advice on picking up girls, I just want a little experience in living together. I'll be satisfied as long as we can go smoothly and safely without making her angry. As for those dirty things I really don’t have any ideas…”
"What? Look at your potential!" The voice on the phone was full of hatred, and the volume also increased a lot: "Show me your courage! You don't even dare to conquer a primary school student, so what are you talking about?" Conquer the stars and the sea!”
"Brother, you don't know, she is not an ordinary person..."
"The world is as black as crows, and all women in the world lack love. There is no woman who cannot be conquered. The only difference lies in whether the man has the strength... Brother, I give you a month to conquer her, and then bring her to my house for a drink. I will send you both a big red envelope, otherwise, we will sever our relationship from now on, I will no longer be your cousin, and don’t say you know me when you go out! That’s it!”
"Ah? Cousin, if you don't want to play like this, listen to me first... She is not something that humans can conquer... "
"Is she a Martian or a Namekian? Find out her weaknesses and attack the Yellow Dragon. This is a real man. Do you understand?"
"She is a time traveler! She may also be a cultivator..."
"Haha, brother, you are obsessed with writing novels. You can make up such bad excuses. Okay, okay. In short, you just have to strike first. Oh, by the way, how about my sister-in-law who is a primary school student? Her family background How is it, how does it look, is it as beautiful as the nurse I introduced to you last time?"
"Beautiful can no longer be used to describe her... Ah, no, cousin, now is not the time to discuss this, what about the promised experience of living together..."
"Hahahaha, just be beautiful. You don't need the experience of living together. Talking too much will make you lose the fun of exploration. Just enjoy it, brother. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, twelve years old, delicate body, soft body and tender voice. , it seems that you have the potential to be the principal! I'm going to hang up now. Last night, the new girlfriend I made asked me to go shopping. Well, he seems to be a teacher at your university. I don't know if you recognize him. His name is Wen Yiran. of… "
"Ah! I x, that's my counselor. Hey, cousin, you can't attack my counselor..."
Lin Jia was embarrassed. She didn't expect that the world was so small, and even her counselor was fucked by her love saint cousin.
"Your counselor, that would be even better. I'll tame her and let her take care of you. That's it. Hang up. If you are free at night, send me some photos of your elementary school student wife. Look."
After the bastard lover's distant cousin hung up the phone, Lin Jia felt dizzy. It had been a waste of more than half an hour, but nothing had been gained...
Despite the fact that this distant cousin has had countless women, in fact he is just a bastard who relies on his rich experience and a good reputation. He does not have much money, and he is half-hearted when it comes to women. He is nearly forty and has not married, had children, and has no career.
Lin Jia sighed. It seemed that he didn't want to seek any shabby cohabitation experience. Anyway, Li Jiayu was basically a violent maniac and extremely lacked the tenderness of a girl. Lin Jia only needed to burn incense and pray to Buddha every day and pray not to be killed by her. RS