Lin Jia sprinted to the window at a speed of 100 meters, stuck his head out and took a look, and saw an astonishing scene! On the road less than 80 meters ahead - a motorcycle overturned and fell to the ground. The three people on the car rolled to the side and fell to pieces. The remaining two brothers quickly stopped the motorcycle and ran to check out the scene. It was a mess... and there were some glass shards reflecting light on the ground! You don't need to think about it to know that those glass fragments must be the fragments of the glass that Li Jiayu just threw out! Li Jiayu actually used a glass to knock out a man who was driving a motorcycle 80 meters away. The car overturned and he was knocked down. It was such an embarrassing situation! "You, what on earth are you doing!" "It's just for fun, who let those people be so chirping and disturbing people's dreams!" Li Jiayu turned around, a hint of cunning flashed through his clear red eyes, and there was a mischievous look on the corner of his mouth. smile.
"He, are they okay..." Lin Jia was ashamed. He really wanted to get angry at Li Jiayu, but Li Jiayu was already merciful. If she really had murderous intentions, then the brothers would not be as simple as having a glass on their head.
Fortunately, Gao Zhuang** wore a safety helmet when driving a motorcycle. Otherwise, if he had eaten a glass full of brute force, his skull would have been shattered, and he would have suffered a severe concussion even if he had not died. Look, that and the safety helmet The way the colliding glass shattered showed how powerful the impact was... Lin Jia felt terrified again. Li Jiayu's throwing skills were too outrageous. The first time she threw the alarm clock Flying a hundred meters and smashing a BMW luxury car, this makes sense. After all, the BMW car was parked stationary and not in a moving state, but now.
Brothers are moving at medium speed on bicycles! "It's okay. It's just a small punishment. I won't die."
Li Jiayu turned around, clapped her hands, lazily sat down on the bed again, and looked at the dumbfounded Lin Jia with her eyelids raised: "I just woke up, my bones are itching... Come and stretch your muscles with me."
"Lafayette, please forgive me. Legal society does not allow casual fights, so it's okay to hurt me.
But it wouldn't be good if you break the electrical appliances at home, or hurt the flowers and plants..." Lin Jia's forehead was sweating again. Are you kidding? If you fight with Li Jiayu, you will definitely die. Don't look at her pair of eyes. The little hands are tender and smooth.
As delicate as jade, these hands are actually more lethal than the chainsaw in "Chainsaw Massacre". If Lin Jia is touched even slightly, his bones will probably break into powder! "Weak man, you don't even have the courage to fight, are you still not a man?" Li Jiayu's lips curled up with a hint of disdain.
“Come on, men have nothing to do with fighting.
The times are advancing rapidly, and what is important is a harmonious, civilized and sustainable development path. We are all civilized people, so of course we must keep pace with the times.
Pay attention to politeness and politeness, and quarrel with each other at every turn. That's what reckless warriors do, they.
Either become a martial arts instructor, or be invited by the police uncle to pick up soap in the prison... As for beating and killing.
That was done by the Young and Dangerous. We can't be as tasteless as the Young and Dangerous. We must be harmonious, humble, and friendly..." Lin Jia chattered like a fly while looking behind him. He took a few steps back and kept a safe distance from Li Jiayu.
"Oh, you coward!" Li Jiayu looked at Lin Jia, who was cowering, but did not continue to kill them all. He walked over, bumped Lin Jia with his shoulder and went out, running to the toilet.
"Huh, this aunt is really difficult to take care of. She eats and lives from me, and even my brothers were almost killed. Even I almost became her human sandbag... This life is simply unbearable!" Lin Jia felt that his pressure was increasing. At this moment, he really had the urge to call the police. With so many guns in the police's hands, they would definitely be able to subdue Li Jiayu... But why call the police? Li Jiayu has not committed a crime yet. Even if The time traveler is an illegal immigrant, but there is no need to point a gun at her. Moreover, once Lin Jia exposes her whereabouts, there will be endless troubles and whirlpools waiting for her. How can Lin Jia watch helplessly? The little girl fell into the fire pit... At the same time, Lin Jia's friends who fell off the motorcycle were getting up from the ground wailing. They felt that their internal organs were shaking. They had really fallen badly and many places were worn out. Although the skin injury cannot be said to be a broken muscle or bone, you still need to go to the hospital for disinfection and examination. It will take at least ten days and a half to recover.
"Gao, Gao Xiang, are you okay!" The brothers nervously lifted the man up from the ground, took off his helmet, shook his body and called out forgetfully.
"It's okay... I'm just a little dizzy..." Gao Xiang rolled his eyes, took a few quick breaths, touched the back of his head with his hand, and looked at Lin Jia's house with worried and frightened eyes, and said: "It seems that we have really offended the martial arts master... I knew that Tianshan Child Grandma would never let me go so easily! Brothers, hurry up and pull up your motorcycles and run for your lives!" After hearing this, everyone suddenly Quickly, he didn't care how much skin was torn or which parts of his clothes were torn. He directly picked up the motorcycle that was not seriously damaged. He didn't even bother to pick up the helmet. He sat on it in a hurry and said, "Boom boom." "Boom", he stepped on the accelerator as hard as he could and flew away at super fast speeds.
They were really scared. They were afraid that if they were slower, the "Tianshan Child Elder" would be killed and they would take the "Tianshan Six Yang Palm"... Even if they fled, they would not dare to kill the "Tianshan Child Elder" in a short time. The incident was exposed, and I was afraid that my bad mouth would lead to retaliation from the "Tianshan Child Mother".
... Li Jiayu felt strange when going to the toilet! Hey, wait... Why do I have to squat to pee? Li Jiayu was stunned, staring at the toilet blankly, touching the middle of his empty legs, and murmured: "I remember I used to pee standing up... But if I pee standing up now, I will wet my pants... " Something vaguely came to mind in his mind, but it soon became blurry. Anyway, Li Jiayu just felt that sitting down to pee would be very weird, and he felt uncomfortable all over.
This is no wonder Li Jiayu, who used to be a great summoner of darkness at the peak of legend.
It can completely absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to maintain life, and has a "leakage-free true body" that will not leak any vitality, so naturally there is no need to excrete it, and there is no need to urinate or defecate.
However, Li Jiayu still retained a little bit of conditioned reflex. She vaguely remembered that the last time she urinated, she must have been standing up, no matter what.
She has been peeing standing up for twenty years and has become accustomed to it.
After much hesitation, Li Jiayu finally did not urinate standing up. Instead, she unbuttoned her belt and took off her pants with a slightly red face.
Sitting on the toilet and peeing... After peeing, and just about to put his pants back on, Li Jiayu was stunned again. It was still wet down there! Damn it, returning to mortal life is trouble! Li Jiayu awkwardly reached out and touched it, and it was indeed wet and cool. She had no choice but to feel it.
She had no choice but to look around, and then her eyes lit up. She reached out to pull off a few paper towels and wiped them with them... "Gulu gulu" and flushed the toilet.
Li Jiayu went to wash his hands, but there was a look of disgust on his face: "It's really troublesome, why is it so difficult to go to the toilet, you have to sit down and wipe it off.
Women are really annoying to death... I obviously find women annoying, but why am I a woman? I really can’t understand..." "Damn it! It's more comfortable to pee standing up..." I washed my face.
Li Jiayu felt refreshed and her whole body was filled with endless power. She eagerly wanted to vent all her energy.
"Lin Jia! Come here, I have something to ask you!" After leaving the bathroom, Li Jiayu shouted into the room.
"Miss, please tell me something. Maybe I'm tired of eating noodles and want to go out to eat something else..." "Who cares about going out to eat? Look at all the weird props and electrical appliances in your home, I think, The technological level in this world should be very high, right?" "Oh, Miss, you are so high-end and fashionable. She even understands the word 'technical level'. I admire her."
Lin Jia was full of praise. In his opinion, Li Jiayu, a girl from the world of immortals, should not have been exposed to technological appliances.
"Is there a machine that can help me pee standing up? I think it's awkward to sit down, and it's a waste of time to wipe it off..." "Pfft!" Lin Jia was shocked when he heard this, and looked up and down at Li Jiayu with a rich expression. The focus was swept between her legs, and then she shook her head like a swing drum and said in a low voice: "No, absolutely not!" "Didn't you say that modern technology is omnipotent! Why can't you help me solve this little problem? Small peeing problem? I have to pee standing up!" "This really doesn't work... Modern women like to squat or sit to urinate, so no scientists have invented that kind of thing. Well, it seems that there is such a legend in Japan. The props in the game are very imperfect and troublesome. If you are not careful, you will leak urine all over your legs..." "Forget it!" Li Jiayu suppressed her smile and regained her signature cold and arrogant look. With an expression on his face, he said: "It's so boring. I'll give you two choices... First, accompany me to stretch my muscles. I want to warm up. Second, take me to find a group of 'Young and Dangerous' you mentioned and beat me." The Young and Dangerous don't break the law, right? I want to beat them until they can't take care of themselves.
Third, take me to the so-called "martial arts masters" and "martial arts coaches". I want to fight ten of them to learn how strong the fighting power of the people on earth is. "
"Ah?" "Stop talking nonsense, there are three options, which one do you choose? I have nothing to do now, and I want to have some fun to vent my energy!" Lin Jia rolled her eyes in embarrassment, what a restless aunt! , after you have had enough sleep and drink, do you still insist on stirring up trouble and making people uneasy? First, if Lin Jia wants to be beaten to death, he should not be used as a human punching bag for Li Jiayu. Second, the Young and Dangerous also have human rights. Although they are wrong, they cannot recommend Li Jiayu to beat them up, otherwise they will die badly. It's unfair. Third, Lin Jia really doesn't know where there are martial arts gyms in Suicheng. Even if there are, most of them are Taekwondo martial arts gyms. They are all filled with third-rate Taekwondo teachers. They can't be better than Li Jiayu. If you try too hard, you will definitely be defeated in one move. Even if all ten of them fight together, they will be defeated and will be hospitalized for more than half a year. They will not be able to take care of themselves! 〖Book Network∷Fast updates∷No pop-ups∷Plain text∷www.〗RT