No matter how Ye Fugui tried to commit suicide, it was none of Li Jiayu and Lin Jia's business. Anyway, it was Ye Fugui who brought it upon himself and no one else could be blamed.
Although there was a little cute dragon turned into a lizard at home, Li Jiayu had no intention of pampering the little dragon. On the contrary, he was still so violent. He would kick him when he saw someone unhappy, which scared the lizard dragon to the point of peeing and hiding. Li Jiayu hid far away and shivered in the corner.
"Jiayu, can't you be as loving as ordinary girls? They are the least resistant to cats and dogs and take good care of them. But you, you only know how to beat and scold my little bitch. Look at it. I've been scared to death by you!"
"It's none of my business! Who made it look like an eyesore!" Li Jiayu made a face at the baby dragon in Lin Jia's arms again. It was so frightened that it covered its eyes with its wings and whined, as if it wanted to crawl out again. He jumped out of the window to escape. Don't forget, he broke a leg last time.
"Jiayu, you should learn how to get along well..."
"I don't want it! I'm hungry, please go cook for me!"
"Well… "
Ye Fugui smiled bitterly in astonishment. He was beaten by bullets last night. Now his whole body is covered with bandages and he has difficulty moving. Where can he cook for Li Jiayu
"You don't cook? Then what should I eat? How about..." Li Jiayu rolled her eyes and said happily: "Why don't we kill the dragon and eat it? I really want to taste what dragon meat tastes like!"
"No, no, no, no! Dog eggs are my favorite. I can't eat them at all. Besides, it has turned into a dragon now. It is unique in the world. It can be sold for tens of millions. If I sell it, I will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of my life. ... Um, no, I wouldn't give the dog eggs in exchange for money!" Lin Jia was righteous at first, but when he thought of changing hands to exchange the baby dragon for money, he was a little tempted.
"Then let's just drink from the northwest wind!" Li Jiayu said dissatisfied.
"There is plenty of food in the refrigerator... maybe I can let you cook it yourself... "
"No, it's too much trouble, why don't we order takeout!"
"Takeaway? That's not possible. It's not like you don't know about the chaos of strange insects. Everyone is in danger. We live in a suburban park. I'm afraid takeaways won't be delivered here..."
"so troublesome!"
Li Jiayu could only pouted and compromised. For her, the world was not as big as good food and good sleep, so she had no choice but to put on an apron herself, pick up the kitchen knife, and start cooking. vegetable.
Lin Jia was guiding with a cane, but Li Jiayu was so angry that she chopped the chopping board in half with one knife and told her to peel the radish carefully. In a flash, she cut the radish into puree in an instant.
Asked her to cut the chicken wings properly, she said she wanted to pick out the bones, and cut into the chicken wings again. After a flash, the bones were picked out, but the good chicken wings were dissected horribly, like a frog with its belly opened...
I told her to kill the fish properly, but she didn't listen. She said she would pick out all the fish bones and cut them with a knife. Sure enough, the fish bones were gone, but the fish meat also turned into mud...
I asked her to pinch the water spinach, but she thought it was troublesome, so she used a kitchen knife to cut it a few times. The good water spinach turned into the size of oatmeal, and I could still eat it!
Lin Jia was furious and quickly put away her kitchen knife, vowing never to let Li Jiayu hold a knife again, and then asked Li Jiayu to cook. As a result, Li Jiayu was clumsy again, and when the iron pot was overheated, she poured soju instead of oil. A large fire broke out, and Lin Jia was so frightened that he rushed to put out the fire...
Next, Li Jiayu was more insistent on cooking, adding more of this seasoning and not adding that seasoning at all. Beer Fish also added a cup of sweetened condensed milk on his own initiative, which completely changed the taste. When making tomato scrambled eggs, he added chicken essence. As a result, I sprinkled the pepper as if it were chicken essence, and even sprinkled half a bottle of it. The spiciness of the pepper completely ruined a dish...
After more than an hour of tossing, it was finally time to serve.
At the dining table, Lin Jia stared at the dishes in a daze, almost crying without tears. He reluctantly picked up the chopsticks and took a bite. His face turned pale on the spot and his forehead was sweating. After a few seconds, he took out the napkin and vomited...
"You, what did you put in this dish!"
"How can I remember! How about it, isn't it delicious?"
Li Jiayu also took the dish and tasted it without saying a word. Suddenly her face turned red and she was shaking as if she was pregnant for ten months. However, she didn't spit it out. Instead, she swallowed it with great perseverance. After lowering his stomach, he finally put on a relaxed expression, stuck out his tongue and said:
"Who said it tastes bad? It's quite delicious. Lin Jia, these delicious dishes are all made for you. It's a reward for you! You're welcome, eat more."
Li Jiayu wanted to save face. Even if she was killed, she would not admit that her cooking was unpalatable. She drank a glass of water, cleared her throat, and went to steam the buns. Anyway, there were a lot of defrosted buns and dumplings in the refrigerator, although they didn't taste very good. , but at least it’s still edible.
"Hey, this girl doesn't have any qualities that a girl should have... Whoever marries her in the future will definitely be unlucky for eight lifetimes!"
Lin Jia shook his head and sighed, but a warm smile appeared at the corner of his mouth. At least, Li Jiayu was no longer as aggressive as before, right? She was able to put down her body and cook, which was beyond his expectation.
He picked up the chopsticks again, picked out the dishes that were not too unpalatable, and tasted them carefully. Lin Jia felt happy. At least this was the food Li Jiayu cooked for him, and others would never be able to eat it.
In the afternoon, the two spent time in the house. Lin Jia took a good rest, while Li Jiayu played computer games boredly, and then went to that online game to kill everyone. As soon as she went online, a large number of people immediately sent her messages. She received messages, invited her to join the guild, participate in video game shows, join the team, sent compliments, and even many prostitutes in the game wanted to have an affair with her.
After all, Li Jiayu stole the show in the game when she single-handedly knocked down a large dungeon with hundreds of people, showing her extremely powerful ability. Now she is regarded as a god in the online game world!
Li Jiayu can't type, she doesn't understand Pinyin at all, or in other words, she doesn't understand English at all, so she shouts a loudspeaker in the world through the voice in the game:
"Today is boring. Do you want to fight with me? I want to fight ten at a time!"
In an instant, the players in the entire game server were stunned and fell into silence. Even the game merchants stopped their speakers...
Damn it, how could the voice that came out of nowhere be so beautiful!
After reacting, the game players saw that the person shouting was actually the top master of the game, the god-like existence of the game!
The next moment, the whole game was in a state of excitement, and voice speakers were flying all over the place! RS