Li Jiayu was surprisingly angry this time!
Although Octopus was obscene and shameless in the past, at least he didn't dare to be so blatant, but this time it was too much and had violated Li Jiayu's bottom line!
paralysis!
How dare you steal my underwear while I'm unconscious!
And he even stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it with gusto!
I even dared to say that it tasted good!
That’s right, you’re so fucked!
Even if you have made great achievements today, I will cut you into pieces and scatter your bones into ashes!
Li Jiayu was so angry that his face was red and his blue eyes were spitting fire. His mind was like lava exploding. He didn't care about anything, he just wanted to chase down the dead octopus.
She is still innocent until now. Is it easy for her? It's better now. This innocence will be ruined in the hands of that wretched octopus. You must know that at the beginning, even Yang An had never touched her a few times!
"Wow, Master, I risked my life to save you, after all, you have to give me a reward, right? I don't ask you to give me your body, I only eat a pair of your underwear, I won't lose a piece of meat, and I won't get you pregnant..."
In the void, on the sea level, the octopus was like a meteor, galloping with lightning speed, but its tone was full of provocation and teasing. It was obvious that it was confident enough and no longer took Li Jiayu as its owner seriously.
"Shut up! Do you know that when I was captured by the slave of time and space, I was so nervous that I broke out in a cold sweat. You also eat my underwear soaked in smelly sweat. You are a pervert..." Li Jiayu became angry and cursed.
Octopus immediately turned his head, with a serious look on his face that said "Don't look down on me because you think I'm a pervert." He said "Oh" in a long voice:
"It doesn't smell bad, Master, your sweat is also fragrant. Oh, it's a pity that you won't pee when you are overly frightened, otherwise it would be more delicious... Master, in fact, all the body fluids in your body are fragrant, even if It's urine, and an octopus can drink up to eighteen bowls... In my world, there is a legend that Wu Song, a hero from Liangshan, drank three bowls of strong liquor to strengthen his courage before going up to the mountain to fight tigers... But that's nothing. In order to eliminate the octopus, The most evil fate, I can still drink eighteen bowls of your urine, Master..."
The tone was sonorous and passionate, and the tone was serious, but the content of the words was extremely obscene and obscene. The word "pee" was used in every sentence, as if he was desperately trying to drink a big bowl. It was simply immoral and insane.
Li Jiayu was so angry that his whole face turned blue and red, and he gnashed his teeth and cursed:
"That's enough, stop talking! If you talk again, I'll tear your mouth apart!"
"Wow hahahaha, I feel such a sense of accomplishment. Teasing you, the master, is like a prodigal in the movie teasing a **, it's super fun!"
Li Jiayu was so angry that she laughed: "You are such a bear and a prodigal. Even if you can't pee, I can help you pee so you can look in the mirror!"
"Okay, okay, master, hurry up and pee on my head..."
The octopus subconsciously licked its face and hit the snake on the stick, but the next moment, it suddenly retracted its obscene smile, coughed, grimaced, and changed its obscene and funny voice into a powerful and magnetic one, slowly and slowly Voice:
"Wait, Master, actually I... I am just possessed by an octopus, just like you are possessed by a human baby boy... In other words, you and I can give up the human and octopus bodies at any time and recover. Your original appearance, you... you are your original appearance now, stunning and stunningly beautiful, so, do you want to see my true appearance?"
"Um?"
The sudden and unexpected change suddenly made Li Jiayu forget about flying over to chase the octopus, and floated on the spot in a daze, looking at the stupid chubby octopus with some confusion.
To be fair, although the image of the octopus is quite cute, like a Q version of the red toy octopus, it is a bit vulgar after looking at it for a long time, and this guy also likes to wave its tentacles when talking, which inevitably gives people a funny look. Feel.
"Can you turn into a human form? You... aren't you a giant divine soldier..." Li Jiayu was dizzy and a little overwhelmed. If the octopus really turned into a human form, it would feel so weird that she couldn't imagine it. Next to me is a wretched man who wants to eat underwear all day long...
Moreover, the octopus's current voice is too weird. Li Jiayu is used to hearing its obscene and obscene voice. Li Jiayu is really not used to its current voice...
"The Giant Divine Soldier is also made of flesh and blood. Why can't it be transformed into a human form? Master, do you still remember that two years ago, those stupid dragons who invaded the Dragon Realm called me Lord Dragon God? Don't you find it strange..."
"It's really weird. One or two dragons think you are the Dragon God... But if dozens of dragons think you are the Dragon God, it's quite weird..."
"That's because when I was transformed into a giant warrior, I integrated the genes of all powerful races... Demons, Gods, Titans, and Dragons... and in order to strengthen my body, the Demon King deliberately killed Entering the ancestral tombs of the Dragon Clan and seizing the corpses of the Dragon Gods of the past generations... In other words, the bones in my body are condensed from the bones of the Dragon Gods of the past generations. Those stupid dragons of the younger generations will naturally be radiated by my bones when they see me. The smell that came out was shocking..."
There were a few ripples in Li Jiayu's eyes. After a long while, he took a breath and nodded:
"You mean...you have perfect genes? No wonder when I first came to this world, you could change your form at will, turning into a pug, a white rabbit, and a dove and an eagle. At that time I was just wondering... could you become a human... "
"I couldn't turn into a human before, but now that I've regained my strength, it's not easy to turn into a human form? What, when the goddess of light saw me in my human form, she praised me for being handsome..."
Li Jiayu said noncommittally and said, neither salty nor blandly:
"Really? Whether you are handsome or not can't be used as food. Besides, I'm not a nymphomaniac girl. What does your handsomeness have to do with me?"
"But I'm more handsome than Yang An! Don't you want to take a look? I'll let you know what a perfect masculine body is!"
Li Jiayu stopped talking and lowered his head. After being silent for a long time, he said with a strange expression: "I'm too lazy to look at it. You'd better just treat it as your funny octopus. Also, you keep saying how masculine and handsome you are, so what are you doing?" Don’t you feel aggrieved if you don’t just change back into human form and chase your goddess of light, but you stay next to me and eat your underwear all the time?”
"Wow haha, Master, are you jealous? In fact, I have nothing to do with the goddess of light..."
Li Jiayu glanced at the octopus coldly, "Really? Then show me another one?"
"Okay! Master, watch!"
The octopus was so excited that he could hardly contain himself. He had finally waited for this moment!
The salted fish needs to turn over!
Now that the master knows my true strength, let the master also see my true face!
When you see my true face, you will definitely exclaim. Back then, the goddess of light even praised me for being so handsome!
After holding back his energy, the octopus's body suddenly expanded like a balloon, and its pink skin quickly transformed into human skin.
In less than a second, the octopus's tentacles disappeared and it completely transformed into a human form, with hands and feet, bronze skin, flying black hair, and sparkling eyes.
"How is it?" The man turned into an octopus crossed his arms, smiled evilly, looked at Li Jiayu and said, "I'm not bad in this form, right?"
"you… "
Li Jiayu seemed to have seen a ghost. His eyes stared at the octopus without blinking, as if he had lost focus. His face turned slightly pale. He swallowed a mouthful of bitter water before pointing to the octopus and said in shock:
"Is this your original form? How is it possible?"
"Wow haha, isn't he so handsome? Look at your shocked expression, Master..." The octopus was so happy that he couldn't find anything to say.
"More than just handsome, you're downright handsome..." Li Jiayu's eyes twitched: "I have realized it now. You were a fool from the beginning to the end... You even lied to me when the goddess of light praised you for being handsome... But I actually still... Doubtful... Your ability to tell lies with open eyes is thousands of times more powerful than Liu Yinsha..."
"Eh? Master, what are you talking about? Am I not handsome as an octopus? I have a perfect masculine body..."
The man transformed into an octopus was stunned for a moment, and quickly condensed water into ice. He stared at the image on the ice mirror with wide eyes.
In the mirror, there is no perfect masculine body. He is clearly a slightly bloated middle-aged bald man with thick eyebrows and big eyes. He is not handsome at all, and his smile is extremely vulgar!
"Oh no! How could this happen... This, isn't this Tony Omu... Why do I look like Tony Omu?"
The octopus immediately broke out in cold sweat at a speed visible to the naked eye, looking frightened and unbelievable.
Li Jiayu looked at him and sneered:
"Oh, this is your true face? It's so ugly that I cry..."
"No, no, I don't look like this!"
The octopus gritted its teeth and quickly circulated its energy, transforming back into an octopus and then transforming again. This time the formation was even bigger, and even white smoke came out.
The wind blew, the white smoke dispersed, and the new image of the octopus was finally revealed. The shiny bald head disappeared, but was replaced by a more wretched bronze man in his fifties, with a hair style like instant noodles, with his index fingers raised and The middle finger is still trembling slightly.
Li Jiayu's eyelids twitched, but before he could speak, the octopus over there quickly looked in the mirror. After being stunned for a long time, he cried out and burst into tears:
"Fuck me, why did you become Kato Takashi this time... Why is it like this? You can't even change back to your original form?"
Suddenly, the octopus widened its eyes, slapped its forehead and howled:
"I know. I was paralyzed and absorbed too much power of diaosi belief. However, those diaosi watched Japanese movies all day long and envied the actors in the movies... So I was also deeply affected and could only Transform into those wretched boyfriends! Oh my god, is this retribution!"
Li Jiayu over there had already laughed out loud: "Octopus, can you do it? If not, you'd better be an octopus for the rest of your life. Who dares to get close to you with such a wretched skin?"
Kato Eagle, who turned into an octopus, immediately suppressed his blush, threw the ice mirror into the sea in anger, and groaned:
"I, of course I can! It's just something wrong with me... I was reborn relying on the beliefs of the diaosi, so my mind and body are the condensed body of the diaosi's beliefs. Even if I have regained my strength now, there are still some sequelae. ... However, don’t worry, Master, it only takes a short period of time for me to purify my soul and make the sequelae completely disappear. By then, I will be able to return to my true human form... "
Li Jiayu waved her hands, looking disgusted: "You'd better not return to human form. Just be your funny octopus. Return to human form. I don't dare to let you stay with me... because... it's too disgusting and disgusting." Already…”
Octopus said with a mournful face: "But master, you can't wear colored glasses... Although I am wretched now, it is because of the influence of diaosi beliefs. When I completely purify my soul, I won't be so wretched. Back then, the goddess of light was still You compliment me on my gentlemanly demeanor..."
Li Jiayu turned his head in disgust, not looking at the wrinkled old face of "Octopus Kato Taka", and emphasized his tone firmly:
"That's it for now. Don't think that I'm still as stupid as I was two years ago. How could I not be clear about your frivolous nature... You are completely a loser now, and you are still trying every possible means to chase Bai Fumei... Ahem, I I am not Bai Fumei, but I am very repulsive to any man trying to make plans for me. Do you understand? There is only the relationship between you and me as master and servant, and as comrades-in-arms. Apart from that, I hope you will not get involved with other emotions. If If you cross the line, then the relationship between you and me will never be restored to the seamless relationship we had before."
"Ah, the octopus understands!"
"As long as you understand, just change back into an octopus."
"no problem!"
There was a soft "bang" sound, and surrounded by white smoke, "Kato Eagle" transformed back into the little octopus with a fat head and a fat brain.
Li Jiayu looked left and right, but still felt that the current image of the octopus was the most pleasing to the eye, and said with a smile: "Don't become a small one, can you become a ten-meter-large octopus?"
"Okay, let alone ten meters, even if it is a hundred meters or a thousand meters, there is no pressure!"
The octopus obeyed Li Jiayu's request and transformed into a majestic octopus over a hundred meters tall, straddling the ocean. Not to mention how majestic and domineering it was.
Li Jiayu stood on the octopus's huge head, covering his forehead with his hands. After the excitement, there was a burst of weakness:
"Octopus, take me to a clean and tidy place. I'm really tired and want to have a good sleep."
"Master, do you want to go abroad or to China? How about we go to Dubai again? Dubai is a good place..."
"What else can you do when you're recovering? Just go to China... preferably somewhere near the sea..."
"Okay, Master, sit still!"
The octopus roared, and its majestic "buzz-buzz" sound shook the sky. Then it flew like lightning and cut through the atmosphere, plowing a deep sea mark on the sea surface that lasted for a long time!
The light particles around Li Jiayu gradually dispersed, and she whispered with a smile on her lips:
"With this guy around, I feel safe..."
At the end, Li Jiayu suddenly shuddered because she found that her protective light element was about to dissipate, and she was unable to use much of her strength due to serious injuries.
Oops, her clothes are also made of light elements!
If after the power dissipates, the light element also tends to nothingness, then wouldn't she become naked in the waves
While she was still awake, Li Jiayu quickly used her last bit of energy to take out a pure black cloak from the space ring and put it on her shoulders, covering her whole body.
only…
As soon as he finished all this, Li Jiayu heard a "click" sound, and the silver space ring on his finger cracked. The cracks expanded rapidly. Finally, the ring shattered into fine silver sand, and dissipated in the air when the wind blew. Among…
After all, this space ring is only a legendary treasure. In the epic battle just now, it couldn't withstand the torment and could only end up being shattered.
There was a bit of disappointment in her eyes, she closed her eyes and sighed:
"This is what Yang An gave me... Well, it's okay if it's broken, so that I have nothing to do with Yang An anymore... But, if the ring is broken, does it mean that something happened to Yang An? Destiny invades, and the first one is going to I’m afraid he’s the one taking revenge…” RS