"Snoring, snoring..."
The genius was bright, and the light golden sunlight passed through the window, casting circles of halo on the curtains, restoring light to the entire bedroom.
"Hmm... Why is the octopus snoring again... It's disturbing people's dreams."
Li Jiayu rubbed his eyes and complained dissatisfiedly, because the octopus was not only snoring, but also grinding his teeth!
In the past, the octopus snored occasionally, but that was when it was dreaming. Now the octopus snores louder than two years ago, which clearly means it is dreaming about something quite shameful and disgusting!
"You damn pervert. He had the kindness to let him sleep next to me, but he actually had the nerve to give me *dreams. Go to hell!"
Li Jiayu looked at the sleeping octopus lying on her lap, frowned in disgust, then moved her body and kicked it out of bed!
With a "pop" sound, the octopus rolled under the dressing table, but instead of waking up, it smacked its lips and slept more soundly, with its crotch dripping all over the floor.
"Hmm... It tastes good... It tastes good... Let's have another bowl..."
Hearing the octopus's sleepy murmurs, Li Jiayu couldn't help but feel angry. Thinking of the octopus's desperate efforts to save her yesterday, her resentment towards the octopus became much less intense. She suddenly felt tender and wanted to get out of bed and save her again. He hugged him back and murmured:
"I thought I was dreaming... It turns out I was just dreaming about delicious food... In fact, octopuses are quite cute. It would be great if I could get rid of my lustful habits... "
But before Li Jiayu finished speaking, Octopus's obscene voice, which resembled that of Crayon Shin-chan, came over again:
"One bowl is not enough... Hehe... One more bowl... Thank you, Master... From now on, you can just spit it into my mouth... It's so inconvenient to always use a bowl to hold your urine..."
Li Jiayu was stunned instantly!
The tenderness that had rarely arisen was instantly wiped out, replaced by intense shame, anger and despair!
She clenched her fists, her face flushed, and she whispered through gritted teeth:
"I'm such an idiot... I still have expectations for it... Its head is full of pornography and heavy taste, what else can it have... Hold it in... After all, it just saved me yesterday... I won't go over and save it Cut it into eight pieces, steam it and braise it, at least spare it this time!"
Li Jiayu took a few deep breaths and finally suppressed her anger. She couldn't help but be angry. This dead octopus was ten thousand times more obscene and obscene than Yang An. Yang An could still be a gentleman and pretend to be cool. At least he didn't use force on her. You are messing around, but as for the octopus, the octopus even dreams about drinking urine, how embarrassing it is!
Even if you are a loser, you don’t need to be a loser to this extent, right? This is the biggest blow. If you have some shameless and impatient dreams, Li Jiayu can still accept it. After all, you are used to it, but your mind is full of thoughts. I'm thinking about eating underwear, drinking urine... Then you'd better be an octopus for the rest of your life!
"Hmm... Do I hate that iron cannot become steel... Strange, why do I think so? Do I still wish that octopuses can act like normal men and have some normal sexual fantasies? But if octopuses don't eat underwear or drink urine... then it will Isn't it going to push the envelope? I really think too much... Maybe it's better if it maintains the status quo... Well, considering how brave it was yesterday, should I reward it with a bowl and surprise it... "
Li Jiayu thought for a while, and it seemed that she had never repaid Octopus. Others kept pets. As long as the cats and dogs behaved cutely, the owner would buy cat food, dog food, milk, and beef to reward them. But as for Li Jiayu, no. Beating and scolding an octopus is like using it as a human shield...
Looking back now, rather than saying that she is a master, it is better to say that she is a slave owner, squeezing the poor slave desperately and not allowing it to be well fed and clothed...
Thinking of this, Li Jiayu actually felt a little guilty. Well, should I reward it with a bowl? Although it is shameful... But compared to the octopus sacrificing for her over and over again, that seems to be nothing...
"Hey hehe... It tastes good... It tastes good... Master, I've had enough... I want to eat something... Why don't you squat on top of me..."
"Shua"
Li Jiayu's face instantly turned blood red, and white smoke was coming out of her forehead. Her scarlet eyes were staring at the octopus with murderous intent, and the overwhelming murderous intent almost tore the octopus into pieces!
"I... I'm such an idiot! I actually want to reward it with a bowl, damn octopus. I swear I will kill you when you wake up! Don't even think about sleeping with me again in the future! No, I won't let you touch it. , you disgusting octopus!"
Of course, Li Jiayu understood the meaning of Octopus's murmuring, bastard, you only have so much ambition, even if you want to drink urine, you actually have to push your limits, why don't you just go and soak in the girls' toilet!
Being made nauseous by the octopus, Li Jiayu felt completely sleepless. Just as he was about to get up, he found something cold and sticky on his thigh. When he reached out and touched it, it turned out to be the saliva of the octopus...
"It's so disgusting, you're drooling when you sleep on my lap!"
Li Jiayu lost his temper and glared at the octopus fiercely again. He picked up a pillow at the head of the bed and threw it over, hitting the octopus's head. However, the octopus was still snoring, apparently dreaming of something** Part of it, I feel so good eating it...
Li Jiayu turned his head and couldn't bear to look directly at the perverted dead octopus. He drank urine so happily in his dream. He was really defeated by it!
Looking at the light red saliva on his palms and thighs, Li Jiayu sighed helplessly: "It's sticky. I need to take a shower. I really miss the past... Just do a purification technique. There is no need to take a shower at all... "
Li Jiayu has now suffered severe injuries. Although her flesh and blood have regenerated and no scars can be seen on her shoulders, the corrosive power of time still remains in her body, completely imprisoning her power and preventing her from exerting any magical power.
Even her space ring was shattered and collapsed, and everything was gone, including a bunch of previous collections, those incomparably precious demigod-level magic cores were gone, and most importantly, even her The scepter of light and the long dress of light are gone too!
If the bright dress was still there, it would at least have the effect of "purifying dirt", but for now... let's go to the bathroom honestly.
Yawning, he rolled out of bed, put on his slippers, dragged them all the way to the bathroom, closed the door and locked it, rustlingly took off his pajamas, unbuttoned his underwear, and then turned on the shower head. Soon there was a splash everywhere. The beautiful hot mist is steaming...
This house is very tasteful and well decorated. It can be seen that the original owner has a lot of research on Eastern classical architectural culture. Even the decoration of this bathroom is engraved with dragon and phoenix patterns.
It didn't take long for Li Jiayu to finish washing. She didn't have the bad habit of those nymphomaniac girls washing for half an hour. As long as she could rinse it off, it was enough.
"Uh... Oops, I forgot to bring a change of clothes..."
Li Jiayu turned off the showerhead and realized that there were no spare clothes. The original clothes were all wet by the showerhead...
There was nothing she could do about it. When she used the shower head, it sprayed all over the clothes, and those clothes were hung very close together, so it would be strange not to get wet from the spray.
There was definitely no way to wear wet clothes. Li Jiayu looked around helplessly, and finally focused on the bathroom cabinet.
After rummaging through it, I actually found a box of sterilized bath towels. In fact, these were prepared by the original owner. After all, the original owner was also a good person. He often brought friends home for a night, and even took women home for a night*. This was a spare. He must have prepared a lot of disinfectant bath towels.
"Well... I can't help it, just make do with it, and go out to find some clothes to change later... The octopus sleeps like a pig, so it shouldn't wake up and peek... "
Li Jiayu picked up the bath towel and wiped her wet hair and body. After wiping away the water stains, she used a new bath towel to wrap her body horizontally, covering her plump breasts and the small half of her ivory thighs. , although the vital points are blocked, but only revealing the attractive white shoulders and collarbones and the big white legs is enough to arouse people.
"This bath towel is too short, I almost can't wrap it up... Well, it seems to have gotten a little bigger recently, which is really annoying. I can't eat papaya anymore... It seems to be swollen now. Isn't it because I want that again... I have to think of a way to squeeze out the milk later... Otherwise, if the octopus finds out, it will squirt nosebleeds to death. It will pester me every day... Damn, thinking about giving it to the octopus makes me vomit. …”
Li Jiayu's wine will only be drunk by the women close to her. It's not that she looks down on octopus, it's just that she has a knot in her heart and can't accept octopus.
"Click"
The door opened, and Li Jiayu, wrapped in a bath towel and sexy, walked to the living room with hot mist.
She wanted to change some clothes, but halfway there, she noticed the large refrigerator in the living room.
"I'm a little thirsty after sleeping all night... Let's go see what's good to drink first!"
Li Jiayu is also a foodie, and his appetite increases every time he is injured. The supper he had last night has been completely digested, and now he is greedy again.
Her eyes lit up, and she happily ran to open the refrigerator and saw a dazzling array of food. Wow, the original owner of this house was such a good person. He prepared so many delicious foods!
But Li Jiayu was thirsty, so without thinking, she picked up a glass bottle of drink with English written all over it, opened the lid and smelled it, well, there was a mellow milk smell, it must be milk, right
Li Jiayu raised his head and drank the bottle of milk cleanly. Well, not bad, it tastes sweet and delicious, which is my favorite taste...
Well…
But why am I feeling dizzy all of a sudden...
Li Jiayu's cheeks turned extremely red in an instant, her whole body felt hot, and she was in a daze, as if she was drunk, and her body was unsteady and teetering.
"Danglang"
The bottle containing milk fell to the ground, but I saw "milkbeer" written on it in English!
That is to say…
This is actually a bottle of milk beer!
Milk beer is also wine. Although it does not taste like beer, its stamina is actually much stronger than beer. Ordinary people will not get drunk after drinking two or three large bottles of beer, but they may become drunk after drinking a large bottle of milk beer!
Can Li Jiayu drink
Obviously not!
She is a drunkard. Just one glass of white wine can make her drunk until dawn!
"It's over... It turned out to be beer... How vicious... People in this world actually mixed beer and milk to trick me... It's full of malice... No, you must not be drunk. If you are drunk, wait until the octopus comes out and sees me like this... I might do something disgusting again...I'm not wearing any underwear..."
After experiencing those two drunken moments, Li Jiayu's alcohol resistance has improved a little. At least he won't lie down immediately and can still struggle to save himself.
She tried her best to open her hazy drunken eyes, and frantically searched the refrigerator again. Finally, she found a bottle of canned sobering tea inside!
There is always a way out!
With only a trace of reason left, Li Jiayu, breathing rapidly, opened the can as quickly as possible, raised his head and poured the sobering tea down his throat!
After drinking the sobering tea, there was a "bang" and the can fell to the ground. At the same time, Li Jiayu also collapsed on the ground with a "plop", feeling dizzy. Although she could guarantee that she would not pass out drunk, she had also fallen into In a state of deep drunkenness.
Just then!
Without warning—
There was a sound of the air being torn apart.
Li Wuxin finally appeared in the living room!
Li Jiayu's earwheels moved, and she obviously felt something, but she was already so drunk that she was weak. She had no way to be on guard, let alone make any vigilant actions. If a lustful person came to touch her at this time, , she can't even resist.
"This is it. Sure enough, there is a strong demonic aura... This demonic aura also has a faint smell of sea. That's right, it is undoubtedly the octopus demon!"
Li Wuxin sniffed. His sense of smell was so sharp that he could smell the faint sea smell of octopus at once. Moreover, his cultivation level was unpredictable. Of course, he could tell from the smell of octopus that octopus was a top-notch monster. Twenty years ago, the Dragon Emperor, Insect Emperor, and Demon Emperor he encountered when he went to pacify the Three Realms were all terrifying!
"Such a big demon is hiding in this densely populated city... What is the plan? Unfortunately, all your plans will be wiped out when you encounter me!"
Li Wuxin raised his guard, and with a clang, the strange long sword behind him automatically fell into his palm as if it was alive. At the same time, it was accompanied by the buzzing sound of the sword, which was obviously going to accompany its owner on a killing spree.
Even if Li Wuxin can level the three realms and reach the pinnacle of immortality through his cultivation, he does not dare to take it lightly at this moment. After all... that is an epic monster. If he is not careful, Li Wuxin may also be in danger. It doesn't matter if he is in danger, I'm afraid I'm afraid that the fighting will affect the civilians in this city and cause innocent deaths and injuries!
One step, two steps, three steps...
Li Wuxin held his breath and walked slowly towards the bedroom...
But at this moment, Li Jiayu, who was not far away, stood up unsteadily, glanced at Li Wuxin's back with drunken eyes, and murmured drunkenly:
"You...are you Yang An?"
"scare?"
Actually a living person
Li Wuxin's heart suddenly shook!
When he arrived just now, he had already noticed the presence of Li Jiayu behind the sofa, but he found Li Jiayu lying on the ground. He thought that Li Jiayu was a poor girl who had been kidnapped by a big demon to collect supplements, and he was afraid that she had been exhausted from the supplements. Even to the point of death, there is no way to save him.
But I didn’t expect…
She can actually get up and talk. Uh, no, hasn't she been harvested yet
When he was frightened, Li Wuxin turned around suddenly!
In an instant, Li Wuxin felt that his heart was twitching violently, as if he had been hit hard by a 100,000-volt electric shock device. His heart almost jumped into his throat! RS