Li Wuxin suddenly understood. No wonder the octopus monster didn't catch anyone, but kept this white-haired girl by his side. It turned out that it was because she was so beautiful that it was suffocating. Compared with her, any woman would They can only be reduced to yellow sand and green leaves, even if it is...
Even dyeing Hongxia... is far inferior to her...
Li Wuxin quickly bit the tip of his tongue, using the pain to stimulate himself to prevent him from sinking and unable to control himself, and said seriously:
"Girl, you and I just met by chance, so don't mistake me for someone else... Well, just have a good sleep. When you wake up, everything will be fine for you."
Li Wuxin didn't want to explain too much to a woman who was so drunk that she was talking nonsense. He stretched out his finger and pointed it between Li Jiayu's eyebrows.
His fingers carry his powerful true energy, which calms the mind and ward off evil spirits. It is also a profound hypnotic technique. The person who succeeds will surely fall into a deep sleep like fetal breath and become unconscious, but it is also very beneficial to the recovery of the body. .
This trick of "pacifying the mind and warding off evil spirits" has been tried and tested. It can hypnotize anyone below the legendary level. Now it is no exception when it is used on the girl in white.
"Plop"
Sure enough, after being tapped between the eyebrows, Li Jiayu immediately closed her eyes and looked dazed. Then she fell down on the sofa, her bulging chest rose and fell, her breathing was even, and she had obviously fallen asleep.
Li Wuxin withdrew his eyes from her breasts with difficulty, took a deep breath and said with a bitter smile:
"My will is still not strong enough... I almost lost my mind by a girl. However, this girl is full of mysteries. Her hair is snow-white and her temperament is like the moon. It is clear that she is not a human being in this world, and she looks like that She’s pretty... Well, I can’t say, I have to be a good person and do my best to send Buddha to the West. After killing the big demon and finding Hongxia, I have to send her home... "
While talking to himself, Li Wuxin's eyebrows slowly knitted together again. He once again focused his attention on the bedroom. He remembered clearly that the purpose of this trip was to target the epic octopus demon, not this one. A white-haired girl with a beautiful name.
"Clang"
As soon as Li Wuxin had a thought, his strange long sword made a buzzing sound again, conveying his belief in slaying demons and demons and defending justice.
But just when Li Wuxin was about to break into the bedroom—
A cold, silky little hand grabbed his wrist from behind!
"Don't, don't go... I found you with great difficulty..."
There was still a drunken murmur, and Li Wuxin almost couldn't hold the long sword in his hand.
He suddenly turned around, only to see Li Jiayu sitting up from the sofa in a drunken state, smelling of alcohol, staring at him with a red face, as if looking at a most beloved gift.
"This... how is this possible? My 'Ning Shen and Evil Dispelling' is actually ineffective on her? Those legendary demon kings and dragon masters have to sleep for ten days and a half. How can she be more resistant than those legendary monarchs? "
Li Wuxin was stunned. This was the first time he encountered such a situation!
who is he
He is the god of swords that reaches the heavens and the earth. He has truly reached the pinnacle of swordsmanship. He lives as long as the sun and the moon, and has an epic sword body that is immortal and immortal!
The "Calming the Gods and Warding Off Evils" he performed, let alone the legend of hypnosis, even the top experts in the half-step epic would not be able to resist it!
But now he can't do anything to a seemingly weak woman
How could this not surprise him
Just like a devastating atomic bomb, which can easily level a city to the ground, but a mosquito was unscathed in the explosion. This is simply unbelievable, and it cannot be explained at all theoretically. !
But he didn't know that the name of the woman in front of him was "Li Jiayu".
Although Li Jiayu has now recovered her true body and turned back into a woman to activate the potential of the World Tree, she still retains more or less human genes in her body. Where do human genes come from? Got it on a baby boy!
Therefore, one-third of the genes of Li Jiayu and Li Wuxin are the same!
The genes were the same, so the effect of Li Wuxin's spells on her was greatly reduced. In addition, Li Jiayu's whole body was in a bad state after drinking, so she could easily offset the effect of "calming the mind and warding off evil spirits".
but…
Offset to offset...
Li Jiayu fainted for a while, her consciousness became more blurred, and she even had hallucinations. She could vaguely sense that the person in front of her was inextricably linked to her.
Who in this world is inextricably linked to her
Do you still need to ask
It must be Hei Jiayu!
Subconsciously, Li Jiayu, who was drunk and confused, mistook Li Wuxin for Hei Jiayu. Even though she was drunk and teetering on the verge of collapse, she was actually very excited inside.
"I have been looking for you... You have suffered these days, and I will be twice as kind to you in the future... Everything I have will be shared with you..."
Just like a confession, Li Jiayu's tone was affectionate and soft, with a soul-penetrating appeal. Li Wuxin almost melted when he heard it. He almost thought that this white-haired girl was revealing her true feelings to him!
Such a great beauty who is alluring to the country, holds your hand, calls you affectionately, and loves you so much that even if you are hard-hearted, you will still be pierced by the drop of water!
Li Wuxin gritted his teeth and forced himself not to be attracted anymore. He didn't even dare to turn his head and look into her eyes, because he was afraid that if he took another look, his soul would be sucked away, and it would be difficult to look back.
"Girl, you really recognized the wrong person, you'd better have a good rest..."
"You're right, you've already reached this point. What's there to hide between us? Now... it's time for the two of us... In this world, there are only you and me, there is no third party. By… "
"Girl, respect yourself!"
Li Wuxin knew clearly that she was just drunk and talking nonsense, but the string in his heart was still touched and his breathing became even faster.
"Stop pretending, come here!"
Li Jiayu smiled drunkenly, with a dark charm in his smile, as if he was releasing the dark emotions in his heart.
She pulled hard, and she didn't know where the strength came from. It was so powerful that she suddenly pulled the standing Li Wuxin to stagger and fell onto the sofa!
Li Wuxin was stunned again!
How could she have so much strength
Isn't she baseless
So what happened to that terrifying strange force just now
Even if Li Wuxin is completely defenseless, it is not something that ordinary people can move. Even an elephant or even a truck may not be able to shake him!
But that power just now... in terms of pure explosive power, it is probably even more domineering than the lord-level "Dragon Mountain Dragon", and can easily drill through a hillside!
Just when Li Wuxin was in shock and doubt, something even more exciting happened!
But he saw Li Jiayu straddling his legs in a drunken manner. At this time, Li Wuxin was sitting on the sofa, and Li Jiayu was sitting face to face, face to face, astride his legs. She The smell of milky wine that came out of his breath could hit his face!
Li Wuxin's mind was like a volcano erupting, it was in a mess, and it was so hot that it was about to short-circuit. Because their faces were close to each other, her suffocating beauty could be seen even more clearly at a close distance!
He felt dizzy and felt like he was about to forget to breathe!
What on earth does she want to do
Why are you sitting so nakedly on my lap all of a sudden
While Li Wuxin was shocked and thinking, Li Jiayu stared straight at him, her blurred drunken eyes covered with a layer of dreamy mist, looking pitiful but even more sexy and seductive.
She put her hands over his shoulders and hooked the back of his neck. Her plump and elastic breasts were separated by a layer of bath towel. She slowly rubbed and squeezed Li Wuxin with her breathing...
Li Wuxin felt that his ears were burning, and he wanted to push her away, but somehow he failed to act. He could only say with evasive eyes:
"Girl, respect yourself!"
"Self-respect? What's the relationship between you and me... Do you still need to respect yourself... I really don't know that you can even say the word self-respect. Have you forgotten... In the South China Sea, how did you ask me to help you activate the world? It’s full of potential, huh?”
Li Jiayu's voice became extremely magnetic, lazily and full of temptation. She leaned forward slightly, her fiery cheeks moved closer, and the tip of her nose touched Li Wuxin's. The breaths of both of them could be tapped. It’s time to get to the other side!
Back then, Hei Jiayu was plotted by Liu Yinsha and was forced to take the "love potion", which left her with sequelae, including itching and fever. Finally, she fell into Bai Jiayu's hands and begged Bai Jiayu to merge...
Therefore, there is some kind of physical relationship between Bai Jiayu and Hei Jiayu. Once Bai Jiayu turns black and shows the darkest side of her heart, she doesn't mind using it to tease Hei Jiayu...
But the problem is...
The guy in front of me is not Hei Jiayu at all. He is clearly a strange man. Moreover, he is a 70-year-old man whom he met for the first time. He is an old enemy who shouts all day long that he wants to "kill Li Jiayu and take back Ran Hongxia" !
Originally, Li Wuxin came here to beat Li Jiayu. He was an epic level, and it was easy to crush Li Jiayu who had not yet condensed his godhood. However, fate played a trick on people, and by chance, he not only failed to beat Li Jiayu, but was also beaten by Li Jiayu. It's hard to resist under the pressure!
"Girl, I don't know what you are talking about. If you don't respect yourself anymore, don't blame me for using force to offend you!"
The righteous warning amused the drunk Li Jiayu. The corners of her lips raised and she smiled aggressively:
"Pretending, still pretending! Back then... when we were on Phoenix Island... you were also very good at pretending... Well, talking about this... I just remembered how unhuman you were when we were on Phoenix Island, what about the Black King Kong Stick... Thirty How many centimeters, it's so hot that you dare to stab me..."
Li Wuxin had never learned the summoning technique, and he had no idea about the technique of "transferring flowers and grafting trees" to borrow the limbs of summoned beasts. He also didn't understand what the "Black Vajra Stick" was. He only thought that the "Black Vajra Stick" was a kind of dagger, Weapons like short sticks, otherwise they wouldn't be able to stab people.
"You were ruthless and unkind to me back then...Although I survived the storm, there was still a thorn in my heart...Now, it's my turn to give you a small punishment..."
"Um?"
Li Wuxin didn't understand what Li Jiayu meant, and was just about to use his powerful true energy to shake off the hot body in one fell swoop.
But the next moment, his mind was like a cosmic explosion, and he couldn't think of anything with a "boom"!
Because Li Jiayu suddenly held his cheeks with both hands, and then kissed him fiercely, lips to lips!
Got kissed!
Oh my God, I was kissed by a woman whose name I don’t know!
Li Wuxin felt in a trance, floating like a fairy, as if his soul was about to leave his body!
Soft, soft, fragrant, sweet...
A burst of happiness came over him. At this moment, he really forgot about Ranhongxia, who he had missed for fifty years!
But just when Li Wuxin put his trembling hands around her shoulders, wanting to respond fiercely, and stir their tongues together...
"vomit-"
Li Jiayu groaned in his throat, and then there was the sound of liquid flowing. It turned out that Li Jiayu had indigestion after drinking, and all the milk, beer and sober tea he had just drank were vomited out!
She was so immortal, Li Wuxin was talking to her mouth to mouth at this moment!
"GuluGulu"
Li Wuxin's eyes suddenly widened. He could clearly feel the white-haired beauty pouring streams of fishy and bitter semen into him from her mouth!
That **** tastes so bad...
Can it taste bad? It’s mixed with milk beer, sober tea, yellow bile water, and stomach acid. The taste is as weird as you want!
"No! Did this woman poison me? Was it the beauty poison trick used by the octopus demon on me?"
Li Wuxin woke up suddenly and pushed Li Jiayu away, but Li Jiayu was still vomiting, and finally vomited all over him. The entire British Taoist robe was soaked, and it was terrible...
After Li Jiayu finished vomiting, she felt much better. She glanced at Li Wuxin in a daze with her blurred drunken eyes, wiping the corners of her mouth with her fingers and muttering:
"Strange... Why do I feel nauseous all of a sudden? It's like kissing a pig... No wonder I vomited so much... "
As soon as these words came out, Li Wuxin's whole face turned green. Just as he was about to have a seizure, he saw Li Jiayu closing his eyes tightly and slowly falling onto the soft cushion next to him, snoring slightly.
Obviously, after vomiting, she really fell into a deep sleep and was completely unconscious.
Li Wuxin glanced at her peaceful and beautiful sleeping face. He had mixed feelings for a moment. He came to get rid of the demon, but unexpectedly met such a crazy drunk girl, and even touched her lips inexplicably. Although The tongues didn't touch, but the first kiss he had retained for seventy years was gone...
He suddenly felt like he had a big head...
"I don't know why, when I meet her, I always have a premonition that I will be in bad luck. Could it be that she will be the disaster in my life?"
Li Wuxin shook his head and sighed, stretched out his hand to pat the vomited wine stains on his clothes, and smiled bitterly, but when he saw her sleeping face, he suddenly felt tender and compassionate, and he didn't feel disgusted with her at all.
"That's all... If it is really my destiny, I can accept it calmly, Octopus Demon... Today, I will let you go. After I have settled her, I will come to take your life!"
Li Wuxin is also afraid of the epic octopus demon. He knows that this is not the best place to start a war, and now is not the best time to start a war. After all, a sleeping white-haired girl is in the living room. In case of injuries in the aftermath of the battle, If it comes to her, it will definitely be bad...
Gently picking up the white-haired girl wrapped in a bathrobe, Li Wuxin turned around and glanced at the bedroom. Suddenly, his sword flew out of the window with a clang, and Li Wuxin also jumped to the flying sword with the beauty in his arms. Above it, it swooped through the wind and disappeared into the sky!
at this time…
The dark octopus was still giggling in the corner under the table and having a dream of spring and autumn, its crotch was flowing all over the floor, completely unaware that its owner had been captured... RS