The cousin's tutorial was really a torture for Li Jiayu. To be honest, Li Jiayu, who had never experienced the apocalypse, did not object to having too much contact with girls, but unfortunately, he suffered too much stimulation in his previous life, and the female relatives around him They died one by one, were kicked in the balls by Dian Hongxia, and wandered alone for two or three years, hanging around with monsters and ghosts all day long. That's why Li Jiayu was like this now, particularly ignorant.
"That's it... Girls' minds are very delicate and sensitive. You have to try to figure out their thoughts and take care of their emotions. Sometimes your casual words may make them have thoughts about you. For example, if you look at If you go to Yanhongxia, compliment her for her rosy complexion, and she will be very happy... "
"oh."
"Oh, you've been talking to me for so long. Did you kid really listen?"
"Yes, I understand it. Isn't it just a compliment? Of course I will - wow, sister-in-law, your complexion is so beautiful and juicy, like a juicy peach. Your breasts... cough, and you have such a good figure. …”
"Jiayu dares to make fun of my cousin. What you just said was too unnatural, and your expression is wrong. It gives people a very fake feeling... Just try it again, just use your cousin as the experimental subject. "
Yan Zisu put her hands on her hips with a look of annoyance and anger, and faced Li Jiayu, looking at each other. For a moment, her aura completely overwhelmed Li Jiayu.
"No need... you are my cousin-in-law..." Li Jiayu covered her forehead helplessly.
"It's the same with cousin-in-law. It's okay. Within half an hour, you must practice for me to let nature take its course and praise me perfectly. Otherwise, you won't recognize me as my cousin-in-law."
"You don't have to be so ruthless, right? Can't you learn a lot of words from Wuxiaowang after you go to Yongcheng? It's very dangerous on our journey now. There are so many, I might as well concentrate on my mental strength..." Li Jiayu felt frightened and evaded. He stared and stammered.
"The improvement of Shaolai's strength is closely related to a person's life perception. If you can't even deal with it, doesn't it mean that you are mentally unsound? Then you are still trying to improve your character and talk about being promoted to a legend?"
"Well... it is indeed closely related to the perception of life, but everyone has a direction. I am taking the path of protecting my loved ones. Other xinxing cultivation is just a side branch and not important at all... "
"Who said that the three major emotions in life, family, friendship, and love, are not important? Do you only want family? That will doom your path of guardianship to be flawed. Listen to my sister-in-law, if you want to become stronger, you must open your heart and make friends. , find a girl you can get along with."
Yan Zisu raised her right hand gracefully, touched Li Jiayu's face, and said softly:
"Both Platycodon and Hongxia, my sister-in-law likes them. Oh, by the way, your apprentice Sun Weiwei doesn't either... There are other female classmates in the school who are very fond of you. In short, you will choose in the future, and my sister-in-law doesn't like them either." I object. I just hope you don’t hurt others. Do you understand? Don’t skip the words.
"Uh, wait a minute, Platycodon grandiflorum, I have no feelings for them at all, I only feel for..."
"Shh, stop talking. In short, my sister-in-law is firmly opposed to your harassment of Wan Qing. Now, let's start. Try to use your words to make my sister-in-law happy..."
“…”
If it had been anyone else, it would have been impossible to make Li Jiayu so embarrassed, but who called Yan Zisu Li Jiayu's cousin? Faced with Yan Zisu's various requests, Li Jiayu really couldn't refuse with a cold face, so she had to obediently accept Yan Zisu's training.
But the funny thing is that Li Jiayu has a low emotional intelligence. No matter how good Yan Zisu is, it is still difficult for Li Jiayu to say humorous words to make Yan Zisu happy, which makes Yan Zisu stare at him with dissatisfaction, but her mouth is clear There was a hint of a smile.
After struggling for half an hour, Li Jiayu finally accepted his fate. He realized that his emotional learning ability must have a huge flaw, and was more than ten times slower than normal people. In desperation, he had no choice but to summon the "Void Sunglasses" that had not appeared for a long time.
I don’t know the level of this "Void Sunglasses", but it is just like the Dark Octopus in that it encourages Li Jiayu to establish a harem. Li Jiayu clearly remembers that when he summoned "Void Sunglasses" for the first time, it also suggested to Li Jiayu When his cousin-in-law Yan Zisu was brought into the palace, Li Jiayu was so angry that she threw her into a rift in time and space.
Originally, Li Jiayu didn't plan to summon it again, but now she is really helpless. If she doesn't rely on its power to improve her emotional intelligence, who knows if her cousin will still cause trouble? Although it was only half an hour, it was like a year for Li Jiayu.
"Whoosh"
A pair of extremely stylish sunglasses appeared between Li Jiayu's two fingers. Without saying a word, he immediately put on the sunglasses. Yan Zisu was stunned, pushed Li Jiayu funny, and smiled:
"You? Are you suffering from the secondary disease again? It's so late at night, you look so idiotic wearing sunglasses..."
"No, wearing these sunglasses can help me concentrate more, and it can turn into normal eyes."
As expected, Li Jiayu's empty sunglasses flashed with a layer of light, and then immediately turned into trendy silver-rimmed glasses. Li Jiayu looked full of energy, especially his eyes, which seemed to be able to emit powerful energy at any time. The electric current makes people feel numb.
At the same time, another set of data appeared in front of Li Jiayu. These were the evaluation scores of Yan Zisu by Void Sunglasses. His mental strength, strength, and cell vitality all seemed to have improved a lot. Even his bust size seemed to have increased. One centimeter, what makes Li Jiayu speechless the most is that Yan Zisu's appearance evaluation by Void Sunglasses used to be eight points, but now it is nine points zero. Is it true... It's not just Li Jiayu's feeling that her cousin-in-law has become beautiful.
[PS: Lonely**, with a fragile heart, the easy index of the strategy is 2.5 stars, which is a bit difficult, but the host is still recommended to defeat it as soon as possible... ]
“…”
When Li Jiayu saw the postscript, she really wanted to tear off the sunglasses and stomp them to pieces, but in the end she suppressed her anger and explored the various "modes" of the Void sunglasses. Fortunately, the Void sunglasses did come with a "glib tongue mode" " Li Jiayu turned it on immediately without saying a word. A piece of information immediately poured into Li Jiayu's mind, and he immediately blurted out:
"Look into my eyes... Zisu, ever since I saw you for the first time at my cousin's wedding, I have been completely drunk and heartbroken. I shouldn't be, you shouldn't be my cousin-in-law, Destiny always likes to joke, because you are six years older than me... Because you didn't meet me before my cousin, because you didn't wait for me to grow up... For so many years, I have been thinking about you in my heart, and I am hesitant. I panic, I escape... I have never dared to face this taboo wishful thinking. Now, in this small world, there are only you and me. I can tell you the truth with my heart and soul - I love you forever... "
The expression on Li Jiayu's face was extremely pious and firm, and his eyes were extremely soft. He was like an infatuated and destitute prince telling a noble princess about her bitter love. Although he did not smile, every move he made was It was full of warmth and elegance, with an indescribable aura of royal nobility. It made people feel like spring breeze without uttering a word, and it was very comfortable.
"Ding-Deng-Deng"
Yan Zisu took a few steps back in panic. Her face turned from red to white, then from white to red, and finally turned into a ripe apple. She really lost her mind for a moment. After all, Li Jiayu had just performed so perfectly. and…
And it seems to have a faint mental attack, coupled with the sweet words, it is no better than "Hypnotist Guo Ergou", and can charm people to death.
Fortunately, Yan Zisu was determined enough and was very familiar with Li Jiayu, so she would not be confused. However, she still felt a heat flowing through her body, and her face felt a little hot. After a few seconds of silence, she turned her head. Not daring to look at Li Jiayu, he said solemnly:
"You have become so powerful... You almost even deceived your cousin-in-law. If you had such eloquence and deception, you could directly usurp military power... Damn it, you are really going too far. You even used your cousin-in-law to make fun of you. Look at me and I won’t deal with you..."
At the end of the sentence, Yan Zisu seemed to want to step forward and twist Li Jiayu's ears, but as soon as she stretched out her hand, she stopped. Maybe it was because the words Li Jiayu just said had such a great impact that they made her a little uneasy. , I don’t dare to have close contact with Li Jiayu anymore.
"Uh, wait, I didn't mean to..."
Only then did Li Jiayu realize that what he said was true. He was filled with regret and blushing. He wished he could dig a hole in the ground and get in. He felt that the look Yan Zisu was looking at was so weird and strange, but it was inconvenient for him to explain the truth to Yan Zisu...
"Are you not allowed to make jokes like this again? If you do this again, I won't recognize you as my uncle."
"Okay, if you don't want to be my cousin-in-law, then you can be my lover..."
Originally, he wanted to say the word "人" later, but Li Jiayu shut his mouth. At this moment, he really wanted to die. He quickly turned off the "glib tongue mode" and looked at Yan Zi with an innocent face. Sue.
"You really don't know what to say. I'm too lazy to care about you bastard."
Yan Zisu stamped her feet, glared at Li Jiayu, then turned and ran away, leaving Li Jiayu soaked in the heavy rain and standing there stupidly, unable to say a word for a long time.
"Void sunglasses, I was really killed by you"
After a long time, Li Jiayu wailed, just like a millionaire who had lost everything, and seemed to feel that the sky was falling.
Next day—
Since the top brass of the army slept very late last night, the departure was postponed to eight o'clock in the morning. As there is no airtight wall, the fact that all members of the Moon Eagle Alliance were wiped out has already been widely spread among major civil organizations, like Like a magnitude 9 earthquake, the major combatants of civil organizations were completely stunned.
Some people were unwilling to do so and ran to the Moon Eagle Alliance camp. As expected, there were so many corpses that they were so frightened that they broke into a cold sweat.
Most of the civil organizations are in danger. Although no one is responsible for their actions, they have become much more self-sufficient and do not dare to make small moves or have large-scale frictions with others.
However, they are still guessing who is the instigator. Many of them are brainless and think that it is the military. They believe that the military is afraid that the Moon Eagle Alliance will not obey discipline and commit evil, so it kills chickens to scare other non-governmental organizations.
But those with brains would not think that it was the work of the army, and vaguely guessed the three hidden masters who had never shown up in the legend.
In addition, there is also quite shocking news, that is, a police team stationed in a certain residential area, with nearly five to six hundred people, all had their blood sucked dry and became cold and dehydrated. mummy
When this news reached the ears of the top military officials, it caused an uproar*
blood demon
The extremely rampant blood demon actually started to attack the police force. So, will she attack the army next
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