"Master, you made a mistake..."
Just when Li Jiayu was about to join the battle, Dark Octopus suddenly ran up to Li Jiayu, tilted his head and groaned:
"It's not what you think, Master... The 'life essence' of the octopus can only be used five times a day, and the success rate is about 30%... So, Master, it's useless for you to kill more than a dozen second-level high-level insects. …The octopus is an out-and-out loser, and its power is limited, so it can’t be used that much. It’s better not to have any expectations for a loser octopus like you.”
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier and make me excited?" I originally thought that the dark octopus could produce unlimited amounts of "life essence", but after a long time of fuss, I found out that this guy had such a big restriction, even though he knew that the bigger it was, the cheaper it would be. The harder it is to obtain, but Li Jiayu is still a little bit dumbfounded.
"But you didn't ask..." The dark octopus narrowed his eyes, and his bare and slippery forehead could almost reflect light:
"Master, don't be disappointed, the octopus will work hard to make the 'essence of life'. In order to be white, rich and beautiful, diaosi will have to sell their kidneys to earn money to buy the Apple iPhone 4..."
"Why is Apple so crazy about mobile phones? Besides, if you sell the kidneys of a tentacle monster like you, no one would want it..."
The corners of Li Jiayu's mouth twitched. It became increasingly difficult for him to understand Dark Octopus's hometown dialect. This guy kept talking about things like "no thanks three points", "white and rich", "lonely as snow", "stop crying without crying" and "spare tire" all day long. Incomprehensible words such as "Black fungus", "Blockhouse", "Post pictures but not seeds, chrysanthemums will be stabbed by thousands of people" make people completely confused.
"Well, I just spoke too fast and brought my hometown dialect with me. Master, don't mind... Octopus means that in order for the beautiful sisters in the school to get the life essence of the octopus, they can quickly improve their strength and then become the master's A good wife, an octopus will risk his life for it.”
Having said this, the dark octopus raised its head and rolled its eyes purringly, like a pug begging for dog food, and there seemed to be tears flashing in its eyes:
"Master, you must agree to two conditions for the octopus..."
"It's almost time to go to the battlefield. Why do you talk so much nonsense?" Li Jiayu kicked the dark octopus to show his dissatisfaction.
"These two conditions are actually very simple..."
"Stop talking nonsense, I am your master, and you actually have the nerve to ask me to agree to your conditions. Don't think that I don't know how difficult you are to take care of. After all, you are just thinking about expanding my harem. Hey, how many times have I told you, I really don’t want to build a harem, let alone have sex with women casually..." Li Jiayu spread her hands, expressing that she was under a lot of pressure.
"Master... you are too naive. Do you really think you can withstand the tide of the times? I don't know how many people are looking forward to you opening a harem. Even if you don't want to establish a harem, you can't fight against fate... Oh, by the way. , last night, the octopus watched the stars at night and speculated on the master's love luck. The result made the octopus very happy, because master, your wife will exceed double digits, and, within three days, master, you will get rid of your virginity. "It's..." The dark octopus became more and more excited as he spoke. All sixteen tentacles were waving in the air, and the suckers on them opened and closed, making a "dong thong thong thong" rhythm sound, a bit like rock music.
If the dark octopus puts on a pair of sunglasses, a turban, and a mustache, he will look exactly like a rock singer—of course, he refers to the most destitute rock and roll singer on the street, or even the most desperate rock singer. The kind that you can’t even afford a guitar.
"Wait a minute... virginity refers to a woman, okay, I'm a man, have you ever gone to elementary school?" Li Jiayu said angrily.
"Uh..." Dark Octopus blinked awkwardly, feeling ashamed of his own cultural level.
"Also, the clouds have been so thick these days that you can't see the sky at all. You still do this nonsense of stargazing at night. It's obviously just random nonsense. You also said that your wife exceeds double digits. I will do it at night in a week." Sister Qing..."
"Wait, Master, I just said that you will be a guest at the table of a certain Mistress within a week, but I didn't say that it must be Mistress Xiao..." The dark octopus yelled, his nose twitching and spitting out. Some black ink dripped on the ground and splashed a pile of white smoke.
"Ahem... I made a slip of the tongue. Anyway, I don't believe anything you said." Li Jiayu blushed at first, then said with a straight face.
"Master, don't believe it... The octopus's predictions are very accurate. In the world of the octopus, there is a companion named Paul. His predictions about the World Cup football match are also extremely accurate... So, master, just wait. In three days, Inside, you will definitely be pushed back by a certain Mistress. Let us wait and see. Well, if it is Mistress Yan Zisu or Mistress Xiao, it will be better. At least they are very gentle, but if it is Mistress Ran, Master It's going to be miserable for you. With a weak physique like yours, you can't satisfy a female tyrannosaurus like Mistress Ran. Maybe you can't satisfy her at all. Well, if it's Mistress Liu Yinsha, it would be even worse... You will definitely be drained dry, so Octopus suggests that you quickly find a way to increase your size and endurance, otherwise you will not even have the last trace of manly dignity, after all, you have become like this... "
The octopus acted with emotion and reason, and made quite pertinent suggestions to Li Jiayu. Unfortunately... Li Jiayu couldn't listen at all. In his opinion, the dark octopus was clearly teasing him.
As for why the dark octopus changed its name to Liu Yinsha as its mistress, Li Jiayu was too lazy to care. He immediately blushed, glared at the dark octopus angrily, and gritted his teeth and said:
"N-Nonsense, I, I, my size and endurance are not bad at all, barely, barely can be considered above average... Uh, you bastard, please don't discuss such vulgar topics again. If you dare to take advantage of me again, If you come here to make a joke, I will definitely kill you."
"Master... Advice that hurts the ears but helps the deeds. Your future harem is so big that you will definitely not be able to bear it in the future. If you don't plan ahead, you will regret it sooner or later. There is a famous saying in the world of octopuses, a young man does not know the wealth of his wife, and the old ladies will be empty. Tears... refers to the fact that when I was a teenager, I masturbated all day long, which damaged my body, and I stopped masturbating when I was middle-aged and old... "
"What does that have to do with me?" Li Jiayu said harshly.
"Uh... The truth is similar. Master, although you don't masturbate, if you don't exercise, you will still be drained. After all, you are a mage, not a berserker who can control hundreds of women and 700 times a night. Well, Master Can't you listen to a word... Forget it, let's talk about the conditions you just wanted to mention. If you agree to the octopus, the octopus will be able to double the speed of producing 'life essence'."
"Tell me," Li Jiayu said in a muffled voice, as long as Dark Octopus stopped discussing the topic of having a harem and aphrodisiacs with him.
"Yeah, the 'essence of life' made from octopus, Master, you are not allowed to give it to men, you can only give it to your beautiful sister."
"...What about me? I can't do it either?"
"Master, you have always been white, rich and beautiful in the heart of the octopus... so you are an exception." The dark octopus had obviously been waiting for this sentence for a long time, so it seemed to be very happy when it answered, and the expression on its face was extremely proud and intoxicated. .
"..." Li Jiayu rolled his eyes and had nothing to say. It would be fine if those strangers misunderstood his gender, but Octopus... Hey, Li Jiayu couldn't complain anymore.
"Master, if you don't say anything, you are acquiescing. Hey, Octopus is going to send a big message, so that hundreds of beautiful sisters at Xijiang University will all have special skills..."
"Then I will become your mistress, right? Stop talking nonsense and let's talk about the second one..."
"The second thing is, Master, can you be nice to Mistress Liu Yinsha? She is very good to the octopus. She also teaches the octopus how to please her big sister and how to act cute. Although the octopus is ugly, there are some When it’s cute…”
“…”
"So, for the sake of Mistress Liu Yinsha being so good to Octopus, Master, please don't be so cruel to her. It's okay to take advantage of her occasionally. She makes you happy and everyone is happy. Also, Master Don't look at Mistress Liu Yinsha. In fact, she doesn't mess around. Although she is the top socialite in Yangcheng and the top mamasang in the international nightclub, in fact, she has higher eyesight than the top. , I have no regard for those fat-bellied wealthy businessmen and high-ranking officials..."
"What does this have to do with me?"
"Of course it does matter. The reason why Mistress Liu Yinsha has become so sexy is because of the influence of her character caused by the dark sacrificial ghost. She was not so naked when she was in Yangcheng, and her Her husband was hacked to death by someone from the casino a year ago, so this year, she has been keeping her integrity... "
"Stop talking nonsense, are you selling your Mistress Liu Yinsha to me? Or are you trying to whitewash her image? Okay, okay, I have already said that I am not interested in anyone other than Sister Wanqing. , even if Liu Yinsha is still a virgin, I am too lazy to take a look... "
Li Jiayu chatted with the dark octopus for more than a minute, and the insects in front finally approached, like a vast ocean, landslides and tsunamis, flying in densely, mixed with violent and violent suppressive auras
"I'm coming"
"Everyone, all warriors, come on top."
"The mage system is preparing firepower from behind. The assassin system accelerates the free play of the special system."
In an instant, the vanguards on the front line became noisy. Everyone held their breath and their hearts beat wildly.
On the bloody battlefield between humans and insects, there is only life and death, no mercy, and the level of cruelty is like hell. If you are not careful, you may be the one who dies.
There are a total of 12,000 bugs on the scene this time. A few days ago, when Xijiang City had not cooperated with Gongzhou City, a swarm of insects of this size could have beaten Xijiang City to half ashes.
"Rumble"
The ground groaned miserably due to the trampling of swarms of large insects, shaking like a magnitude 4 earthquake.
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